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#234 - It's just inevitable. You can't have an Assassin's Creed game… 10/10/2014 on That looks awesome as fuck 0
#385 - Except pretty much all of those signs on the comp are specific…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/28/2014 on Gay Signs 0
User avatar #386 - theoneaboveall (09/28/2014) [-]
Except nowhere in my comment did I ever mentioned the pimp was a chistian.
Again I count you as retarded because you would've known Christians aren't pimps at all matter of fact they go to the other side. You said they hate lesbians because we get more pussy.
Homophobic = hates gays
pimp= could get as much pussy as he wants
The pimp can prove you wrong since he would still hate lesbians and get more pussy.
Get where I am going with this, it's not that hard mate.
#6 - While the social awkward part does make it a bit hard, it's be… 09/28/2014 on jimbls notrombo 0
#4 - I loved that guy 09/28/2014 on Favorite Episode +4
#23 - The train track analogy can actually be a pretty decent psycho…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/28/2014 on Train Simulator 2015 0
User avatar #51 - johnstuartmill (09/28/2014) [-]
But what if you already know what you are going to say so you do not have to think about it?
User avatar #43 - demandsgayversion (09/28/2014) [-]
The correct answer is that YOU jump in front of the train.
#100 - I didn't mean the order, I meant the direct attacking of survi… 09/28/2014 on Interesting Facts 0
#97 - "The official report of the dating process, written by th…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/28/2014 on Interesting Facts +4
User avatar #98 - crampers (09/28/2014) [-]
Well it is still a mystery, so i got that part right.
#208 - oosime (09/28/2014) [-]
not really. the only reason people argue against the validity of the carbon dating is because their faith is more prevalent in their thinking than logic is.
#153 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/28/2014) [-]
How is it a mystery if they took care too not sample any repaired or burned areas ?
The critics are not even close to being realistic, they say that there was "invisible" reweaving of some sort. That is not even possible by todays standard of restauration ...
#274 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/28/2014) [-]
invisible reveawing is the art of restoring cloth with the same kind of fiber/nuance.
#91 - You keep saying that, but I'm not seeing a source  [+] (8 new replies) 09/28/2014 on Interesting Facts +3
User avatar #249 - hattheifbatman (09/28/2014) [-]
Once again, you're website is a wiki
#273 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/28/2014) [-]
Ya fucking twat, wiki isn't a bullshit source. It's a collection of sources plastered on one page, if he posted you the source links to the shit they wrote on wiki you'd be gullible as a pair twix.
#97 - phoenixactual (09/28/2014) [-]
"The official report of the dating process, written by the people who performed the sampling, states that the sample "came from a single site on the main body of the shroud away from any patches or charred areas"

From your own source
User avatar #98 - crampers (09/28/2014) [-]
Well it is still a mystery, so i got that part right.
#208 - oosime (09/28/2014) [-]
not really. the only reason people argue against the validity of the carbon dating is because their faith is more prevalent in their thinking than logic is.
#153 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/28/2014) [-]
How is it a mystery if they took care too not sample any repaired or burned areas ?
The critics are not even close to being realistic, they say that there was "invisible" reweaving of some sort. That is not even possible by todays standard of restauration ...
#274 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/28/2014) [-]
invisible reveawing is the art of restoring cloth with the same kind of fiber/nuance.
#88 - Nasa needed Harry to know how to operate his drill. He just r… 09/28/2014 on Interesting Facts 0
#86 - Also, it's interesting to know that that age gap he mentioned … 09/28/2014 on Interesting Facts +2
#83 - Except Radioisotope dating is usually accurate to within a few… 09/27/2014 on Interesting Facts +2
#77 - It's like U-boats. Ever seen the Movie U-571? the studio got…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/27/2014 on Interesting Facts 0
User avatar #96 - sfranklin (09/28/2014) [-]
war order number154 and u-30
#100 - phoenixactual (09/28/2014) [-]
I didn't mean the order, I meant the direct attacking of survivors, as if the order was given by Davey Jones. U-30 looks to have been a simple case of mistaken identity, and there were no survivors to provide safe passage to.
#382 - If he's a pimp, I extremely highly doubt he's a conservative c…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/27/2014 on Gay Signs 0
#384 - theoneaboveall (09/28/2014) [-]
Where in my sentence did I say he was a christian. I hope you realize that people don't have to be Christians or religious to be homophobic.
#385 - phoenixactual (09/28/2014) [-]
Except pretty much all of those signs on the comp are specifically christians, and most people who oppose gay rights are right wing christians. You don't usually see many homophobic people pushing for laws against being gay who aren't right wing christians. Most don't give a shit unless it affects them directly.
User avatar #386 - theoneaboveall (09/28/2014) [-]
Except nowhere in my comment did I ever mentioned the pimp was a chistian.
Again I count you as retarded because you would've known Christians aren't pimps at all matter of fact they go to the other side. You said they hate lesbians because we get more pussy.
Homophobic = hates gays
pimp= could get as much pussy as he wants
The pimp can prove you wrong since he would still hate lesbians and get more pussy.
Get where I am going with this, it's not that hard mate.
#375 - Could just cut unessential programs entirely, ya know? I real… 09/27/2014 on Stop Being Poor 0
#374 - Keep a minimal military presence on other continents, purely t… 09/27/2014 on Stop Being Poor 0
#373 - The argument I was referring to was "And the way to stop … 09/27/2014 on Stop Being Poor 0
#84 - Paris, french revolution. wild guess, here, but you're probab…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/27/2014 on That looks awesome as fuck 0
User avatar #233 - Her (09/29/2014) [-]
Yes, and yes. Good 'wild' guess haha.
#234 - phoenixactual (10/10/2014) [-]
It's just inevitable. You can't have an Assassin's Creed game set in the French Revolution and not include the beheading of King Louie
#341 - You'd be surprised at just how early people figure it out … 09/27/2014 on Gay Signs 0
#339 - It was either to send him to hell, or turn his soul gay  [+] (1 new reply) 09/27/2014 on Gay Signs +1
#342 - zielscheibe (09/27/2014) [-]
What an idea
#337 - Didn't the satanists do some kind of ritual to send Fred Phelp…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/27/2014 on Gay Signs 0
User avatar #338 - zielscheibe (09/27/2014) [-]
i dont know man , but i am kind of interested in that sory now
#339 - phoenixactual (09/27/2014) [-]
It was either to send him to hell, or turn his soul gay
#342 - zielscheibe (09/27/2014) [-]
What an idea
#336 - For a second I thought one of the skeletons from that library … 09/27/2014 on Gay Signs 0
#335 - See that? You got the right idea, right there. 09/27/2014 on Gay Signs 0
#333 - And that girl had it exactly right. They only hate lesbians b…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/27/2014 on Gay Signs 0
User avatar #377 - theoneaboveall (09/27/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure a homophobic pimp can prove you wrong.
#382 - phoenixactual (09/27/2014) [-]
If he's a pimp, I extremely highly doubt he's a conservative christian.
#384 - theoneaboveall (09/28/2014) [-]
Where in my sentence did I say he was a christian. I hope you realize that people don't have to be Christians or religious to be homophobic.
#385 - phoenixactual (09/28/2014) [-]
Except pretty much all of those signs on the comp are specifically christians, and most people who oppose gay rights are right wing christians. You don't usually see many homophobic people pushing for laws against being gay who aren't right wing christians. Most don't give a shit unless it affects them directly.
User avatar #386 - theoneaboveall (09/28/2014) [-]
Except nowhere in my comment did I ever mentioned the pimp was a chistian.
Again I count you as retarded because you would've known Christians aren't pimps at all matter of fact they go to the other side. You said they hate lesbians because we get more pussy.
Homophobic = hates gays
pimp= could get as much pussy as he wants
The pimp can prove you wrong since he would still hate lesbians and get more pussy.
Get where I am going with this, it's not that hard mate.
#315 - I work 40+ hours a week, and I only make enough to survive. Y…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/27/2014 on Stop Being Poor +1
User avatar #326 - dorfdorfdorf (09/27/2014) [-]
If your taxes were lower, could you make it easier?

Then his argument isn't horseshit, fuckface.
#374 - phoenixactual (09/27/2014) [-]
Keep a minimal military presence on other continents, purely to act as reactionary forces, and make an effort to improve our nation's image globally. Provide better funding to the education system as a whole, further that in scientific education to give people incentives to study for careers that would lead to the betterment of the country. And all of this can be done without raising the prices of necessary services and goods that people need to survive. While we're at it, make it illegal for members of the government to keep ties to large businesses, these ties give them reason to keep the power differences as is, and provides no incentive to help the people they "serve"
#373 - phoenixactual (09/27/2014) [-]
The argument I was referring to was "And the way to stop being poor is to work". As for provided health care, I think the countries with government sponsored healthcare would disagree that it ruins the working class. Want to have a reason to reduce taxes? Cut down military spending to just the absolute essential equipment, stop conducting new multi-billion dollar searches for new fucking uniforms when one that's already in place in Afghanistan is proven to be effective, stop forcing the military to buy equipment they flat out say they don't need, so on and so forth. Cut back on government official paychecks, tax religious organizations, stop making taxes almost nothing for the wealthy, make it so my taxes don't end up making me make the same amount for 45 hours as I would get for 40, and increase the minimum wage. At the same time, kill the entire nuclear weapons program, dispose of all nukes properly, preferably by finding some way to change weapons grade back to reactor grade material, if possible, then reduce fossil fuel dependency. If we don't need coal, then we don't need to spend the money to buy it, reducing energy costs. If the cost of producing the energy is low, then the cost of the energy itself will reduce. Make healthcare affordable, further restrict the ability of companies to refuse people based on previous conditions, and legalize certain harmless substances. Once that's out of the way, free anybody in the prison system due to marijuana related offenses, and reduce the sentences of those with others by the years attributed to each pot offense. Reduce prison spending, which cuts even more out of the taxes, then cut back on police funding, restricting them from the military grade hardware they currently think they need. At the same time, put restrictions on political parties using taxpayer dollars to fund smear campaigns against their enemies, and slowly withdraw our military from most bases outside the US.
#48 - ^the popcorn kernel... So you like eating popcorn, do ya? 09/27/2014 on 10 Neat Chemistry and... 0
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#14 - greedtheavaricious (07/28/2014) [-]
You are not really considering suicide, are you?
User avatar #13 - redwrench ONLINE (07/28/2014) [-]
Queen-Don't Try Suicide
User avatar #12 - psychadelicace ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
soooooooo...what did you post that got you banned?
User avatar #11 - bruinslover (06/24/2014) [-]
never knew you like to post shemales....subscribing.
User avatar #7 - youmotherfather (02/19/2014) [-]
Don't do it tho. Don't kill yourself. Don't even think about it.
#8 to #7 - phoenixactual (02/19/2014) [-]
No plans to
User avatar #9 to #8 - youmotherfather (02/19/2014) [-]
Ok, good to hear.
User avatar #6 - funnymidget (02/08/2014) [-]
:Hey, I seen you havin a Bad day. Don't be feeling down fr losin your job man. It's all gon' be good. Currently, I'm going through something that I have no Idea how to handle. I'm not able to see me son, and I've bee going thru so much stress with the drama. But lets not make this about me. You have a probably beautiful girlfriend, who loves you more than anything, and though you may have autsim, you strike me as a good guy. Trust me, suicide isn't worth it. It's just a Permant Solution to a temporary problem. I had a friend about 3 years ago kill himself because people bullied him for the way her looked. He was one of my only friends, and I was just devastated. Trust me, you taking your own life will hurt more people than it will help. For the sake of those who love you, and for your own sake, please, Just keep your mindset on the positive things in life. Though there may not be many, just focus on the few that are. It'll all be worth it in theend when you have a gril at your right, a child on yourleft, and you can call yourself a family.
User avatar #5 - mayormilkman (11/28/2013) [-]
butts
#1 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/15/2013) [-]
Hows the transition going?
#2 to #1 - phoenixactual (07/16/2013) [-]
it's going fairly well, 6 months in, somewhat surprising changes for this short of time
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