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#143 - Dick boobs with no ******* 01/11/2014 on 'nother tumblr comp +1
#101 - Who can forget, the ****** had 8 different roles … 01/10/2014 on He's pretty darn cool +1
#698 - Sneaking out without telling anybody whatsoever so you can fee…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/19/2013 on Person Of The Year 0
User avatar #762 - fukkendragonite (12/19/2013) [-]
I agree, but not everyone else does. And every time there's a post about the pope doing good stuff there's people who talk about it all being PR.
#36 - Yeah, pretty much when you start thinking to drop the sec… 12/17/2013 on trippy 0
#35 - Comment deleted 12/17/2013 on trippy 0
#7 - Here's the most terrifying part. Think of the lowest tunnels.… 12/16/2013 on Creepypasta OC 0
#5 - The catacombs? Yeah, pretty much anything revolving around th…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/15/2013 on Creepypasta OC 0
User avatar #6 - priestoftheoldones (12/15/2013) [-]
Jesus.
#7 - phoenixactual (12/16/2013) [-]
Here's the most terrifying part. Think of the lowest tunnels. Nobody has been in some of them for over 800 years, some even a thousand. What is in those tunnels?
#3 - I tricked my geography class into thinking that they really ne… 12/14/2013 on Creepypasta OC 0
#70 - By the way, your avatar looks like the top of the TARDIS 12/14/2013 on Change.org 0
#69 - Yeah, but I'm talking about non-news programs  [+] (1 new reply) 12/14/2013 on Change.org 0
User avatar #71 - flameforged (12/14/2013) [-]
Good.
#66 - Pieces of **** don't last 50 years, and span 5 ge…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/14/2013 on Change.org 0
User avatar #67 - flameforged (12/14/2013) [-]
I don't know man, Fox News is still going strong on year 28 years.
User avatar #68 - flameforged (12/14/2013) [-]
on year 28*
#70 - phoenixactual (12/14/2013) [-]
By the way, your avatar looks like the top of the TARDIS
#69 - phoenixactual (12/14/2013) [-]
Yeah, but I'm talking about non-news programs
User avatar #71 - flameforged (12/14/2013) [-]
Good.
#45 - once you realize it's not real, you can appreciate the artisti…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/13/2013 on Acid trip 0
User avatar #47 - rulebysecrecy (12/13/2013) [-]
I guess, I was pretty freaked out with my first experience with weed so i figured that's as far as I'd go. Not big into gettin fucked up these days anyway.
#44 - Risking everything? Again, you prove you know absolutely noth… 12/13/2013 on Acid trip 0
#41 - I watch a little of everything, when I'm tripping, I can recog…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/13/2013 on Acid trip 0
User avatar #43 - rulebysecrecy (12/13/2013) [-]
well i suppose like everything you build up a tolerance to it.
#45 - phoenixactual (12/13/2013) [-]
once you realize it's not real, you can appreciate the artistic aspect of it
User avatar #47 - rulebysecrecy (12/13/2013) [-]
I guess, I was pretty freaked out with my first experience with weed so i figured that's as far as I'd go. Not big into gettin fucked up these days anyway.
#40 - By the way, 3years in the army, one overseas, and a life of me…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/13/2013 on Acid trip 0
User avatar #42 - voltkills (12/13/2013) [-]
i give up, a solider should know better, i hope your not in the army any more, i dont want druggies protecting my country (or any country really). You claim i dont know shit, i do, you just wont accept truth. enjoy risking everything for a few hours of fun, dont fuck your life up man, for whatever sake you want, just dont.
#39 - That's just the "gateway drug" ******** …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/13/2013 on Acid trip 0
#44 - phoenixactual (12/13/2013) [-]
Risking everything? Again, you prove you know absolutely nothing about it short of the fact that it's illegal. The only drugs that ruin somebody's life are the truly dangerous ones like meth, heroin, and crack. Seriously, do a little research before jumping straight into judgmental hell, here, you know nothing about what you speak. I do acid like you drink at a bar, occasionally. That doesn't make me a druggie, it only makes me a recreational user who would rather do something totally harmless than get drunk. Seriously, where does your logic come from? Tell me that, or shut the fuck up, because reusing to state any kind of source short of your own personal biases just proves your ignorance on the subject.
#36 - I had considered Human Centipede, just because I find the prem…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/13/2013 on Acid trip 0
User avatar #38 - rulebysecrecy (12/13/2013) [-]
true enough, I've never seen it so idk. i tke it horror is your fave to watch while trippin balls?
#41 - phoenixactual (12/13/2013) [-]
I watch a little of everything, when I'm tripping, I can recognize the fact that it's just a movie, stuff doesn't really scare me all that much somehow
User avatar #43 - rulebysecrecy (12/13/2013) [-]
well i suppose like everything you build up a tolerance to it.
#45 - phoenixactual (12/13/2013) [-]
once you realize it's not real, you can appreciate the artistic aspect of it
User avatar #47 - rulebysecrecy (12/13/2013) [-]
I guess, I was pretty freaked out with my first experience with weed so i figured that's as far as I'd go. Not big into gettin fucked up these days anyway.
#33 - I don't really like salvia, just not worth the money, and it's…  [+] (7 new replies) 12/13/2013 on Acid trip 0
User avatar #34 - rulebysecrecy (12/13/2013) [-]
oh fuck i know, I did it once and was like omfg never again. weed was good for a while, until i realized i wasnt doing anything with my life.
#36 - phoenixactual (12/13/2013) [-]
I had considered Human Centipede, just because I find the premise of the movie fucking hilarious if nothing else
User avatar #38 - rulebysecrecy (12/13/2013) [-]
true enough, I've never seen it so idk. i tke it horror is your fave to watch while trippin balls?
#41 - phoenixactual (12/13/2013) [-]
I watch a little of everything, when I'm tripping, I can recognize the fact that it's just a movie, stuff doesn't really scare me all that much somehow
User avatar #43 - rulebysecrecy (12/13/2013) [-]
well i suppose like everything you build up a tolerance to it.
#45 - phoenixactual (12/13/2013) [-]
once you realize it's not real, you can appreciate the artistic aspect of it
User avatar #47 - rulebysecrecy (12/13/2013) [-]
I guess, I was pretty freaked out with my first experience with weed so i figured that's as far as I'd go. Not big into gettin fucked up these days anyway.
#32 - Seriously, you're an ******* for making judgement…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/13/2013 on Acid trip 0
User avatar #35 - voltkills (12/13/2013) [-]
this isnt about what my mom has done, i know she smoked weed a few times, but thats irelevant, and your opinion that i need to try somthing before judging people on it is retarded, ive never murdered anyone, so does that mean i cant call a murderer a bad guy for murdering someone? fuck no, drugs are bad, most of them, some are pretty harmless, acid is not one id consider to be harmless, here in the UK its a class A, i mean. I dont really see why you would even want to take acid, sure a trip might be cool, but then your dealer tells you that "insert slightly more dangerous and addictive drug here" is cool and then again and again, acid, is probably not going to wreck your life if you have the control and calm to not go onto other drugs or get addicted to it, but juging by your comments here today, i dont think you do. Please answer my question also, why are you taking acid?
#40 - phoenixactual (12/13/2013) [-]
By the way, 3years in the army, one overseas, and a life of mental conditioning to build myself up so that shit I can't change doesn't bother me, I think I'm fairly stable enough to trust myself with stuff I've done before. Only reason I've been an asshole towards you is because you jumped straight in with judgemental bullshit with absolutely no knowledge of what you were talking about, instead of asking the simple questions first. Assholes make assholes
User avatar #42 - voltkills (12/13/2013) [-]
i give up, a solider should know better, i hope your not in the army any more, i dont want druggies protecting my country (or any country really). You claim i dont know shit, i do, you just wont accept truth. enjoy risking everything for a few hours of fun, dont fuck your life up man, for whatever sake you want, just dont.
#39 - phoenixactual (12/13/2013) [-]
That's just the "gateway drug" bullshit. If you're stupid enough to go with something more life threatening because your asshole drug dealer suggested it, without doing any research on it whatsoever, you're fucking retarded, and deserve whatever is coming to you. I'm doing acid because I enjoy doing acid. What other reason do I need? And why do I need to explain it to you. Your argument about murder is totally irrelevant, by the way, there's a difference between illegal and evil.
#44 - phoenixactual (12/13/2013) [-]
Risking everything? Again, you prove you know absolutely nothing about it short of the fact that it's illegal. The only drugs that ruin somebody's life are the truly dangerous ones like meth, heroin, and crack. Seriously, do a little research before jumping straight into judgmental hell, here, you know nothing about what you speak. I do acid like you drink at a bar, occasionally. That doesn't make me a druggie, it only makes me a recreational user who would rather do something totally harmless than get drunk. Seriously, where does your logic come from? Tell me that, or shut the fuck up, because reusing to state any kind of source short of your own personal biases just proves your ignorance on the subject.
#7 - I thought so, I just couldn't remember for sure, definitely go…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/13/2013 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #8 - saxong (12/13/2013) [-]
It may be on Netflix still actually, if you have it
#29 - Actually, I was just about to download zombie island  [+] (9 new replies) 12/13/2013 on Acid trip 0
User avatar #31 - rulebysecrecy (12/13/2013) [-]
I guess that'd be cool too. I imagine a comedy with monsters nd shit would be quite the trip. all freakin out then like wtf are they makin jokes for. idk i never done acid. closest ive been was salvia.
#33 - phoenixactual (12/13/2013) [-]
I don't really like salvia, just not worth the money, and it's almost painful
User avatar #34 - rulebysecrecy (12/13/2013) [-]
oh fuck i know, I did it once and was like omfg never again. weed was good for a while, until i realized i wasnt doing anything with my life.
#36 - phoenixactual (12/13/2013) [-]
I had considered Human Centipede, just because I find the premise of the movie fucking hilarious if nothing else
User avatar #38 - rulebysecrecy (12/13/2013) [-]
true enough, I've never seen it so idk. i tke it horror is your fave to watch while trippin balls?
#41 - phoenixactual (12/13/2013) [-]
I watch a little of everything, when I'm tripping, I can recognize the fact that it's just a movie, stuff doesn't really scare me all that much somehow
User avatar #43 - rulebysecrecy (12/13/2013) [-]
well i suppose like everything you build up a tolerance to it.
#45 - phoenixactual (12/13/2013) [-]
once you realize it's not real, you can appreciate the artistic aspect of it
User avatar #47 - rulebysecrecy (12/13/2013) [-]
I guess, I was pretty freaked out with my first experience with weed so i figured that's as far as I'd go. Not big into gettin fucked up these days anyway.
#28 - Then how the **** do you know anything about it? …  [+] (7 new replies) 12/13/2013 on Acid trip 0
User avatar #30 - voltkills (12/13/2013) [-]
i dont have to do drugs to know they can and commonly do ruin lives. why are you taking acid? cuase its fun? cuase it cool? neither of those sound like justifiable reasons for potentially ruining your life to me.
#32 - phoenixactual (12/13/2013) [-]
Seriously, you're an asshole for making judgements on something you've never actually tried, and only heard of through the bullshit stories your mommy told you growing up about how literally all drugs are bad. Go ahead and ask your mom, and tell her to be totally honest, if she didn't smoke weed when she was younger, just do it.
User avatar #35 - voltkills (12/13/2013) [-]
this isnt about what my mom has done, i know she smoked weed a few times, but thats irelevant, and your opinion that i need to try somthing before judging people on it is retarded, ive never murdered anyone, so does that mean i cant call a murderer a bad guy for murdering someone? fuck no, drugs are bad, most of them, some are pretty harmless, acid is not one id consider to be harmless, here in the UK its a class A, i mean. I dont really see why you would even want to take acid, sure a trip might be cool, but then your dealer tells you that "insert slightly more dangerous and addictive drug here" is cool and then again and again, acid, is probably not going to wreck your life if you have the control and calm to not go onto other drugs or get addicted to it, but juging by your comments here today, i dont think you do. Please answer my question also, why are you taking acid?
#40 - phoenixactual (12/13/2013) [-]
By the way, 3years in the army, one overseas, and a life of mental conditioning to build myself up so that shit I can't change doesn't bother me, I think I'm fairly stable enough to trust myself with stuff I've done before. Only reason I've been an asshole towards you is because you jumped straight in with judgemental bullshit with absolutely no knowledge of what you were talking about, instead of asking the simple questions first. Assholes make assholes
User avatar #42 - voltkills (12/13/2013) [-]
i give up, a solider should know better, i hope your not in the army any more, i dont want druggies protecting my country (or any country really). You claim i dont know shit, i do, you just wont accept truth. enjoy risking everything for a few hours of fun, dont fuck your life up man, for whatever sake you want, just dont.
#39 - phoenixactual (12/13/2013) [-]
That's just the "gateway drug" bullshit. If you're stupid enough to go with something more life threatening because your asshole drug dealer suggested it, without doing any research on it whatsoever, you're fucking retarded, and deserve whatever is coming to you. I'm doing acid because I enjoy doing acid. What other reason do I need? And why do I need to explain it to you. Your argument about murder is totally irrelevant, by the way, there's a difference between illegal and evil.
#44 - phoenixactual (12/13/2013) [-]
Risking everything? Again, you prove you know absolutely nothing about it short of the fact that it's illegal. The only drugs that ruin somebody's life are the truly dangerous ones like meth, heroin, and crack. Seriously, do a little research before jumping straight into judgmental hell, here, you know nothing about what you speak. I do acid like you drink at a bar, occasionally. That doesn't make me a druggie, it only makes me a recreational user who would rather do something totally harmless than get drunk. Seriously, where does your logic come from? Tell me that, or shut the fuck up, because reusing to state any kind of source short of your own personal biases just proves your ignorance on the subject.
#25 - I actually watched blair witch with one of my last trips, not too bad  [+] (11 new replies) 12/13/2013 on Acid trip 0
User avatar #27 - rulebysecrecy (12/13/2013) [-]
Nice! Acid isnt really one of my pass times.

Possibly scooby doo?
#29 - phoenixactual (12/13/2013) [-]
Actually, I was just about to download zombie island
User avatar #31 - rulebysecrecy (12/13/2013) [-]
I guess that'd be cool too. I imagine a comedy with monsters nd shit would be quite the trip. all freakin out then like wtf are they makin jokes for. idk i never done acid. closest ive been was salvia.
#33 - phoenixactual (12/13/2013) [-]
I don't really like salvia, just not worth the money, and it's almost painful
User avatar #34 - rulebysecrecy (12/13/2013) [-]
oh fuck i know, I did it once and was like omfg never again. weed was good for a while, until i realized i wasnt doing anything with my life.
#36 - phoenixactual (12/13/2013) [-]
I had considered Human Centipede, just because I find the premise of the movie fucking hilarious if nothing else
User avatar #38 - rulebysecrecy (12/13/2013) [-]
true enough, I've never seen it so idk. i tke it horror is your fave to watch while trippin balls?
#41 - phoenixactual (12/13/2013) [-]
I watch a little of everything, when I'm tripping, I can recognize the fact that it's just a movie, stuff doesn't really scare me all that much somehow
User avatar #43 - rulebysecrecy (12/13/2013) [-]
well i suppose like everything you build up a tolerance to it.
#45 - phoenixactual (12/13/2013) [-]
once you realize it's not real, you can appreciate the artistic aspect of it
User avatar #47 - rulebysecrecy (12/13/2013) [-]
I guess, I was pretty freaked out with my first experience with weed so i figured that's as far as I'd go. Not big into gettin fucked up these days anyway.
#23 - Have you ever tried it?  [+] (9 new replies) 12/13/2013 on Acid trip 0
User avatar #24 - voltkills (12/13/2013) [-]
no because i like my life and would like it to stay as it is.
#28 - phoenixactual (12/13/2013) [-]
Then how the fuck do you know anything about it? I have no mental issues, therefore I am at 0 risk of any harm from it whatsoever. Do some fucking research, and suck a dick, because you're being an asshole about something you've never even tried.
User avatar #30 - voltkills (12/13/2013) [-]
i dont have to do drugs to know they can and commonly do ruin lives. why are you taking acid? cuase its fun? cuase it cool? neither of those sound like justifiable reasons for potentially ruining your life to me.
#32 - phoenixactual (12/13/2013) [-]
Seriously, you're an asshole for making judgements on something you've never actually tried, and only heard of through the bullshit stories your mommy told you growing up about how literally all drugs are bad. Go ahead and ask your mom, and tell her to be totally honest, if she didn't smoke weed when she was younger, just do it.
User avatar #35 - voltkills (12/13/2013) [-]
this isnt about what my mom has done, i know she smoked weed a few times, but thats irelevant, and your opinion that i need to try somthing before judging people on it is retarded, ive never murdered anyone, so does that mean i cant call a murderer a bad guy for murdering someone? fuck no, drugs are bad, most of them, some are pretty harmless, acid is not one id consider to be harmless, here in the UK its a class A, i mean. I dont really see why you would even want to take acid, sure a trip might be cool, but then your dealer tells you that "insert slightly more dangerous and addictive drug here" is cool and then again and again, acid, is probably not going to wreck your life if you have the control and calm to not go onto other drugs or get addicted to it, but juging by your comments here today, i dont think you do. Please answer my question also, why are you taking acid?
#40 - phoenixactual (12/13/2013) [-]
By the way, 3years in the army, one overseas, and a life of mental conditioning to build myself up so that shit I can't change doesn't bother me, I think I'm fairly stable enough to trust myself with stuff I've done before. Only reason I've been an asshole towards you is because you jumped straight in with judgemental bullshit with absolutely no knowledge of what you were talking about, instead of asking the simple questions first. Assholes make assholes
User avatar #42 - voltkills (12/13/2013) [-]
i give up, a solider should know better, i hope your not in the army any more, i dont want druggies protecting my country (or any country really). You claim i dont know shit, i do, you just wont accept truth. enjoy risking everything for a few hours of fun, dont fuck your life up man, for whatever sake you want, just dont.
#39 - phoenixactual (12/13/2013) [-]
That's just the "gateway drug" bullshit. If you're stupid enough to go with something more life threatening because your asshole drug dealer suggested it, without doing any research on it whatsoever, you're fucking retarded, and deserve whatever is coming to you. I'm doing acid because I enjoy doing acid. What other reason do I need? And why do I need to explain it to you. Your argument about murder is totally irrelevant, by the way, there's a difference between illegal and evil.
#44 - phoenixactual (12/13/2013) [-]
Risking everything? Again, you prove you know absolutely nothing about it short of the fact that it's illegal. The only drugs that ruin somebody's life are the truly dangerous ones like meth, heroin, and crack. Seriously, do a little research before jumping straight into judgmental hell, here, you know nothing about what you speak. I do acid like you drink at a bar, occasionally. That doesn't make me a druggie, it only makes me a recreational user who would rather do something totally harmless than get drunk. Seriously, where does your logic come from? Tell me that, or shut the fuck up, because reusing to state any kind of source short of your own personal biases just proves your ignorance on the subject.
#19 - Not at all, actually  [+] (1 new reply) 12/13/2013 on Acid trip +1
User avatar #20 - snakefire (12/13/2013) [-]
Oh, well thank you.
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User avatar #7 - youmotherfather (02/19/2014) [-]
Don't do it tho. Don't kill yourself. Don't even think about it.
#8 to #7 - phoenixactual (02/19/2014) [-]
No plans to
User avatar #9 to #8 - youmotherfather (02/19/2014) [-]
Ok, good to hear.
User avatar #6 - funnymidget (02/08/2014) [-]
:Hey, I seen you havin a Bad day. Don't be feeling down fr losin your job man. It's all gon' be good. Currently, I'm going through something that I have no Idea how to handle. I'm not able to see me son, and I've bee going thru so much stress with the drama. But lets not make this about me. You have a probably beautiful girlfriend, who loves you more than anything, and though you may have autsim, you strike me as a good guy. Trust me, suicide isn't worth it. It's just a Permant Solution to a temporary problem. I had a friend about 3 years ago kill himself because people bullied him for the way her looked. He was one of my only friends, and I was just devastated. Trust me, you taking your own life will hurt more people than it will help. For the sake of those who love you, and for your own sake, please, Just keep your mindset on the positive things in life. Though there may not be many, just focus on the few that are. It'll all be worth it in theend when you have a gril at your right, a child on yourleft, and you can call yourself a family.
User avatar #5 - mayormilkman (11/28/2013) [-]
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#1 - anonymous (07/15/2013) [-]
Hows the transition going?
#2 to #1 - phoenixactual (07/16/2013) [-]
it's going fairly well, 6 months in, somewhat surprising changes for this short of time
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