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Date Signed Up:1/27/2013
Last Login:12/28/2014
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Content Ranking:#7176
Comment Ranking:#14386
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Level 34 Content: Peasant → Level 35 Content: Peasant
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Level 200 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 201 Comments: Comedic Genius
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Times Content Favorited:24 times
Total Comments Made:1666
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Favorite Tags: HORMONES (2) | trans (2) | Transgender (2)

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#27 - Contact. Decent movie. Carl Sagan wrote the book 07/04/2014 on How is your brain now? 0
#10 - Pretty Kitty 07/02/2014 on venus 0
#1 - there is no nope for the melon 07/02/2014 on Chinese Harry Potter with... 0
#5 - Still pissed at Microsoft for only releasing new titles on the…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/02/2014 on Halo: Master Chief... +1
#8 - xboxfest (07/02/2014) [-]
Not buyin an Xbone when I have a thousand dollar PC I could be playing it on if Microsoft wasn't so damn hell bent on selling shitboxs.
#2268 - **phoenixactual rolls 608,654,444** 07/02/2014 on highest roll gets yellow... 0
#6 - I've literally never heard of weed allergy 07/02/2014 on World peace 0
#382 - Which means pot isn't a drug  [+] (1 new reply) 07/02/2014 on I'm not saying we told you so 0
User avatar #383 - vexeranhd (07/02/2014) [-]
How did you get that out of anything I just said.
Not any insult. I'm genuinely curious.
#3 - Comment deleted 07/02/2014 on Doctor Who - Avatar 0
#5 - From the sounds of things, they're trying to upset the normal …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/02/2014 on LoK - SPOILERS 0
User avatar #6 - samxdaxman (07/02/2014) [-]
That's what it looks like, yeah. But I'm hoping we get some sort of reason behind it. That's why I enjoyed watching Amon and the Equalists in season 1. There was a larger gray area between what's right and wrong.
#4 - Prediction. With Kai in prison, (I think it's lake Laogai), K… 07/02/2014 on LoK - SPOILERS 0
#28 - I see it working like this. The Dai Li reopened Lake Laogai, … 06/30/2014 on Tenzin Shirtless 0
#49 - Not to mention secret lab, and when you think of it, both the … 06/30/2014 on A dream come true 0
#47 - Good things come to he who waits. Remember Flapjack and Chowder? 06/30/2014 on A dream come true 0
#46 - I miss Megas XLR  [+] (1 new reply) 06/30/2014 on A dream come true +2
User avatar #85 - savirleo (06/30/2014) [-]
Chicks Dig Giant Robots
I miss that show. And Samurai Jack
#113 - Season 2 had the ultimate battle of good Vs. Evil. 06/30/2014 on (untitled) 0
#112 - **** that. Everybody balance his likes at zero 06/30/2014 on (untitled) 0
#25 - I'm pretty sure their goal is to tear down government establis… 06/30/2014 on just a theory 0
#354 - Picture 06/24/2014 on Train thread. +1
#353 - **phoenixactual rolls 8,655**  [+] (1 new reply) 06/24/2014 on Train thread. +1
#354 - phoenixactual (06/24/2014) [-]
#16 - I'll be perfectly happy with c, but they seem to be at a stan…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/24/2014 on Decided I'm going to start 0
User avatar #17 - sexualhairassment (06/25/2014) [-]
Nice! B's are really a good size, just right for really getting your hands one. can I see?
#13 - Oh yeah, and my orgasms intensified tenfold  [+] (1 new reply) 06/24/2014 on Decided I'm going to start 0
User avatar #14 - sexualhairassment (06/24/2014) [-]
That's always fun
#12 - Just really bad memories. I went up a cup size, and am fillin…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/24/2014 on Decided I'm going to start +1
User avatar #15 - sexualhairassment (06/24/2014) [-]
I know about that, the bad memories part at least. B's are a good size, C's are really great. What size are you going for?
#16 - phoenixactual (06/24/2014) [-]
I'll be perfectly happy with c, but they seem to be at a standstill at the moment
User avatar #17 - sexualhairassment (06/25/2014) [-]
Nice! B's are really a good size, just right for really getting your hands one. can I see?
#10 - Boobs got a fair bit bigger, but the biggest change is that it…  [+] (7 new replies) 06/24/2014 on Decided I'm going to start +1
User avatar #11 - sexualhairassment (06/24/2014) [-]
How much is bigger? What size are we talkin here? Is "old baggage" codeword for something? Or is it just like, emotional baggage?
Sorry if it makes you uncomfortable to be asked by a random guy on the internet
#13 - phoenixactual (06/24/2014) [-]
Oh yeah, and my orgasms intensified tenfold
User avatar #14 - sexualhairassment (06/24/2014) [-]
That's always fun
#12 - phoenixactual (06/24/2014) [-]
Just really bad memories. I went up a cup size, and am filling B cups now. Might be a small C by next spring
User avatar #15 - sexualhairassment (06/24/2014) [-]
I know about that, the bad memories part at least. B's are a good size, C's are really great. What size are you going for?
#16 - phoenixactual (06/24/2014) [-]
I'll be perfectly happy with c, but they seem to be at a standstill at the moment
User avatar #17 - sexualhairassment (06/25/2014) [-]
Nice! B's are really a good size, just right for really getting your hands one. can I see?
#9 - I just had one of my best about an hour ago, met a guy from wo… 06/24/2014 on First, or best, anal... 0
#2 - No rules against text last I heard  [+] (1 new reply) 06/24/2014 on First, or best, anal... 0
#3 - usarmyexplain (06/24/2014) [-]
I guess, but kids could still read this crap.

My first anal started off in 2005. Real gradually at first, got talked into thinking I didn't mind it that much. Eventually, around 2007, I realized how hard I was getting fucked in the ass. By 2010 I couldn't even feel it anymore. Now days, I usually have to have somebody tell me if I am getting fucked in the ass, it's that bad. I know if somebody is trying to fuck me, but I never know when it actually starts.

Uncle Sam ass fucked me hard the last year. Just unrelentingly destroyed my o-ring. I just started shitting on anyone around me, indiscriminately. Still do to this day.

MFW never tried anal sex
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#14 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (07/28/2014) [-]
You are not really considering suicide, are you?
User avatar #13 - redwrench (07/28/2014) [-]
Queen-Don't Try Suicide
User avatar #12 - psychadelicace (06/25/2014) [-]
soooooooo...what did you post that got you banned?
User avatar #11 - bruinslover (06/24/2014) [-]
never knew you like to post shemales....subscribing.
User avatar #7 - youmotherfather (02/19/2014) [-]
Don't do it tho. Don't kill yourself. Don't even think about it.
#8 to #7 - phoenixactual (02/19/2014) [-]
No plans to
User avatar #9 to #8 - youmotherfather (02/19/2014) [-]
Ok, good to hear.
User avatar #6 - funnymidget (02/08/2014) [-]
:Hey, I seen you havin a Bad day. Don't be feeling down fr losin your job man. It's all gon' be good. Currently, I'm going through something that I have no Idea how to handle. I'm not able to see me son, and I've bee going thru so much stress with the drama. But lets not make this about me. You have a probably beautiful girlfriend, who loves you more than anything, and though you may have autsim, you strike me as a good guy. Trust me, suicide isn't worth it. It's just a Permant Solution to a temporary problem. I had a friend about 3 years ago kill himself because people bullied him for the way her looked. He was one of my only friends, and I was just devastated. Trust me, you taking your own life will hurt more people than it will help. For the sake of those who love you, and for your own sake, please, Just keep your mindset on the positive things in life. Though there may not be many, just focus on the few that are. It'll all be worth it in theend when you have a gril at your right, a child on yourleft, and you can call yourself a family.
User avatar #5 - mayormilkman (11/28/2013) [-]
butts
#1 - anonymous (07/15/2013) [-]
Hows the transition going?
#2 to #1 - phoenixactual (07/16/2013) [-]
it's going fairly well, 6 months in, somewhat surprising changes for this short of time
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