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#20 - Oh, I don't know, I suppose it couldn't have possibly gone lik…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/19/2014 on question time 0
#21 - anonymous (02/19/2014) [-]
Yeah let's make this all about you.

Jesus fucking christ, get over yourself.
#23 - phoenixactual (02/19/2014) [-]
I'm using examples from my own past, asshole.
#17 - Do you have any idea how bullying usually works? People find …  [+] (4 new replies) 02/19/2014 on question time 0
#18 - anonymous (02/19/2014) [-]
How do you think they found out?

"Today, I'm going to do a class presentation on how My Little Pony is the best show ever!"
"Hey look at my Twilight Sparkle Backpack! Brohoof!"
"This is my girlfriend, Fluttershy!"

There's "a little different" and then there's "Full blown autistic sperglord".
#20 - phoenixactual (02/19/2014) [-]
Oh, I don't know, I suppose it couldn't have possibly gone like "hey, what's your favorite show?" "It's My Little Pony" "Haha, fag, that's gay", and the harassment begins.How do I know about this? Because same thing happened to me in junior high, just because some asshole found out I still liked legos, and he made my life a living hell for it every single fucking day. Another kid in elementary school decided to do the same when they found out I liked to read more than watch TV. Or asshole who found out I was a "loser", just because I didn't have a fucking N64 yet. My point is, you have no fucking clue what happened, so don't talk about it like you do. By the way, don't try to bring autism into it, I know from my own personal hell that shit makes life hard
#21 - anonymous (02/19/2014) [-]
Yeah let's make this all about you.

Jesus fucking christ, get over yourself.
#23 - phoenixactual (02/19/2014) [-]
I'm using examples from my own past, asshole.
#12 - I don't see anything about how trans people deserve to get sin…  [+] (11 new replies) 02/19/2014 on question time 0
User avatar #13 - leonhardt (02/19/2014) [-]
Because that doesn't happen. The posts about the stupid few are about the stupid few, not every single one of them. Unless you do the same thing as the stupid people, then the post isn't about you.
Seriously, get the fuck over yourself.
You wouldn't have to say "leave us the fuck alone, and stop harassing us" if you could shut the fuck up and keep it to yourself, instead of doing exactly this and calling attention to yourself and your sexual confusion, demanding that we treat you better than everyone else because "you want to be left alone".

You are aware you're on the internet, right? Everyone gets ridiculed. Everyone gets shit on. You and your hatred of your dick are no exception. Deal with it, pussy.
User avatar #24 - princessren (02/19/2014) [-]
see...I mean...I agree with you for the most part
but the content about the "select few" has a comment section that is never about the select few...and basically just shit talking the whole group
just thought I would add some input there
User avatar #25 - leonhardt (02/19/2014) [-]
Right. Thing is, though, is that's no different from every other content about any other group of people.
Bronies, liberals, atheists, conservatives, christians, whofags, vegans (especially vegans) black people, mexicans, gays, lesbians, autists (See: Every cringe comp).
All get shit on in the comments sections of content about them.
It's a great big beautiful rainbow of hate.

Trans people don't get an umbrella just because "they want to be left alone".
User avatar #26 - princessren (02/19/2014) [-]
Funnyjunk is like...second to only Tumblr when it comes to gay support
User avatar #28 - leonhardt (02/19/2014) [-]
Yeah. So why the big deal over like a week of a few non-pro-lgbt content made it past the newest uploads?

They don't get shit on a lot, but when they do, it's really not a big deal.
User avatar #29 - princessren (02/19/2014) [-]
I guess I'm just playing devil's advocate
User avatar #31 - leonhardt (02/19/2014) [-]
Remember 2011?
When every other content and comment was either a pony post, or a pony hate post?
User avatar #83 - majormayor (02/19/2014) [-]
Those were fun times.
#19 - junkiejunkmcjunk (02/19/2014) [-]
I approve of this guy
#14 - anonymous (02/19/2014) [-]
i mean wtf are you a BOY or a GIRL greedy fucks wanting both thats whats wrong
User avatar #15 - leonhardt (02/19/2014) [-]
I think that's what being Bisexual is all about.
#11 - That's MLP, not furry. I'm not even saying they deserve it, e…  [+] (12 new replies) 02/19/2014 on question time 0
User avatar #77 - demigodofmadness (02/19/2014) [-]
It's one thing to like the show MLP, it's another to fantasize about having an intimate relationship with one of the ponies and try to brag about it on a website.
#78 - phoenixactual (02/19/2014) [-]
But does that really warrant driving someone to suicide?"
User avatar #79 - demigodofmadness (02/19/2014) [-]
If you're dumb enough to post that shit on facebook then you deserve to be made fun of, I have a foot fetish, you won't see me get on facebook and start posting pictures of feet and go, "Daaaaaayum look at those". I know most people aren't like me, and they know most people aren't like them. There are people with problems that they can't hide who have to deal with bullying and a lot of them learn to deal with it, like this morbidly obese kid in 8th grade.

Do you have any idea how hard it is to be morbidly obese in 8th grade? All people saw was some enormous dude and they ripped him apart for it, he just ignored them, and lived with it.
#80 - phoenixactual (02/19/2014) [-]
But to suicide, dude. Nobody deserves that
User avatar #81 - demigodofmadness (02/19/2014) [-]
Driving someone to suicide is never the intention. If you can't handle people making fun of you don't give them a reason to. Simple as that.
#82 - phoenixactual (02/19/2014) [-]
Suicide is actually quite often the intention, actually
#16 - anonymous (02/19/2014) [-]
MLP is furry.

And the kid getting bullied was probably an annoying faggot about it, too.
Sure, he shouldn't have killed himself, but that's his own weakness.
#17 - phoenixactual (02/19/2014) [-]
Do you have any idea how bullying usually works? People find out about something you like that they don't, and they make your life a living hell because of it. That doesn't mean the kid was an asshole about it, it means some bastard child found out about what the kid liked, and couldn't stand him being a little different. That's not acceptable, that's just evil
#18 - anonymous (02/19/2014) [-]
How do you think they found out?

"Today, I'm going to do a class presentation on how My Little Pony is the best show ever!"
"Hey look at my Twilight Sparkle Backpack! Brohoof!"
"This is my girlfriend, Fluttershy!"

There's "a little different" and then there's "Full blown autistic sperglord".
#20 - phoenixactual (02/19/2014) [-]
Oh, I don't know, I suppose it couldn't have possibly gone like "hey, what's your favorite show?" "It's My Little Pony" "Haha, fag, that's gay", and the harassment begins.How do I know about this? Because same thing happened to me in junior high, just because some asshole found out I still liked legos, and he made my life a living hell for it every single fucking day. Another kid in elementary school decided to do the same when they found out I liked to read more than watch TV. Or asshole who found out I was a "loser", just because I didn't have a fucking N64 yet. My point is, you have no fucking clue what happened, so don't talk about it like you do. By the way, don't try to bring autism into it, I know from my own personal hell that shit makes life hard
#21 - anonymous (02/19/2014) [-]
Yeah let's make this all about you.

Jesus fucking christ, get over yourself.
#23 - phoenixactual (02/19/2014) [-]
I'm using examples from my own past, asshole.
#9 - Give an example  [+] (13 new replies) 02/19/2014 on question time 0
User avatar #10 - leonhardt (02/19/2014) [-]
I just did.
#12 - phoenixactual (02/19/2014) [-]
I don't see anything about how trans people deserve to get singled out as a whole because of the actions of a very stupid few. Only shit I usually see online from usis of the "leave us the fuck alone, and stop harassing us" variety
User avatar #13 - leonhardt (02/19/2014) [-]
Because that doesn't happen. The posts about the stupid few are about the stupid few, not every single one of them. Unless you do the same thing as the stupid people, then the post isn't about you.
Seriously, get the fuck over yourself.
You wouldn't have to say "leave us the fuck alone, and stop harassing us" if you could shut the fuck up and keep it to yourself, instead of doing exactly this and calling attention to yourself and your sexual confusion, demanding that we treat you better than everyone else because "you want to be left alone".

You are aware you're on the internet, right? Everyone gets ridiculed. Everyone gets shit on. You and your hatred of your dick are no exception. Deal with it, pussy.
User avatar #24 - princessren (02/19/2014) [-]
see...I mean...I agree with you for the most part
but the content about the "select few" has a comment section that is never about the select few...and basically just shit talking the whole group
just thought I would add some input there
User avatar #25 - leonhardt (02/19/2014) [-]
Right. Thing is, though, is that's no different from every other content about any other group of people.
Bronies, liberals, atheists, conservatives, christians, whofags, vegans (especially vegans) black people, mexicans, gays, lesbians, autists (See: Every cringe comp).
All get shit on in the comments sections of content about them.
It's a great big beautiful rainbow of hate.

Trans people don't get an umbrella just because "they want to be left alone".
User avatar #26 - princessren (02/19/2014) [-]
Funnyjunk is like...second to only Tumblr when it comes to gay support
User avatar #28 - leonhardt (02/19/2014) [-]
Yeah. So why the big deal over like a week of a few non-pro-lgbt content made it past the newest uploads?

They don't get shit on a lot, but when they do, it's really not a big deal.
User avatar #29 - princessren (02/19/2014) [-]
I guess I'm just playing devil's advocate
User avatar #31 - leonhardt (02/19/2014) [-]
Remember 2011?
When every other content and comment was either a pony post, or a pony hate post?
User avatar #83 - majormayor (02/19/2014) [-]
Those were fun times.
#19 - junkiejunkmcjunk (02/19/2014) [-]
I approve of this guy
#14 - anonymous (02/19/2014) [-]
i mean wtf are you a BOY or a GIRL greedy fucks wanting both thats whats wrong
User avatar #15 - leonhardt (02/19/2014) [-]
I think that's what being Bisexual is all about.
#5 - Not entirely sure that's true, half the shit in NSFW is direct…  [+] (14 new replies) 02/19/2014 on question time 0
User avatar #8 - demigodofmadness (02/19/2014) [-]
All the cringe comps. Like 20 of them. At least a few of the pictures always involve someone pretending a MLP is their GF. In all 20 of them I saw one transgender black male and people were like, "Damn, that's impressive."
#11 - phoenixactual (02/19/2014) [-]
That's MLP, not furry. I'm not even saying they deserve it, either. Heard of the kid that was bullied to suicide cause he liked it?
User avatar #77 - demigodofmadness (02/19/2014) [-]
It's one thing to like the show MLP, it's another to fantasize about having an intimate relationship with one of the ponies and try to brag about it on a website.
#78 - phoenixactual (02/19/2014) [-]
But does that really warrant driving someone to suicide?"
User avatar #79 - demigodofmadness (02/19/2014) [-]
If you're dumb enough to post that shit on facebook then you deserve to be made fun of, I have a foot fetish, you won't see me get on facebook and start posting pictures of feet and go, "Daaaaaayum look at those". I know most people aren't like me, and they know most people aren't like them. There are people with problems that they can't hide who have to deal with bullying and a lot of them learn to deal with it, like this morbidly obese kid in 8th grade.

Do you have any idea how hard it is to be morbidly obese in 8th grade? All people saw was some enormous dude and they ripped him apart for it, he just ignored them, and lived with it.
#80 - phoenixactual (02/19/2014) [-]
But to suicide, dude. Nobody deserves that
User avatar #81 - demigodofmadness (02/19/2014) [-]
Driving someone to suicide is never the intention. If you can't handle people making fun of you don't give them a reason to. Simple as that.
#82 - phoenixactual (02/19/2014) [-]
Suicide is actually quite often the intention, actually
#16 - anonymous (02/19/2014) [-]
MLP is furry.

And the kid getting bullied was probably an annoying faggot about it, too.
Sure, he shouldn't have killed himself, but that's his own weakness.
#17 - phoenixactual (02/19/2014) [-]
Do you have any idea how bullying usually works? People find out about something you like that they don't, and they make your life a living hell because of it. That doesn't mean the kid was an asshole about it, it means some bastard child found out about what the kid liked, and couldn't stand him being a little different. That's not acceptable, that's just evil
#18 - anonymous (02/19/2014) [-]
How do you think they found out?

"Today, I'm going to do a class presentation on how My Little Pony is the best show ever!"
"Hey look at my Twilight Sparkle Backpack! Brohoof!"
"This is my girlfriend, Fluttershy!"

There's "a little different" and then there's "Full blown autistic sperglord".
#20 - phoenixactual (02/19/2014) [-]
Oh, I don't know, I suppose it couldn't have possibly gone like "hey, what's your favorite show?" "It's My Little Pony" "Haha, fag, that's gay", and the harassment begins.How do I know about this? Because same thing happened to me in junior high, just because some asshole found out I still liked legos, and he made my life a living hell for it every single fucking day. Another kid in elementary school decided to do the same when they found out I liked to read more than watch TV. Or asshole who found out I was a "loser", just because I didn't have a fucking N64 yet. My point is, you have no fucking clue what happened, so don't talk about it like you do. By the way, don't try to bring autism into it, I know from my own personal hell that shit makes life hard
#21 - anonymous (02/19/2014) [-]
Yeah let's make this all about you.

Jesus fucking christ, get over yourself.
#23 - phoenixactual (02/19/2014) [-]
I'm using examples from my own past, asshole.
#4 - What I'm getting at is for all of those groups you mentioned, … 02/19/2014 on question time 0
#26 - I design a lot of shit in my spare time, functional hidden bla…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/19/2014 on Amazing Prosthetics 0
User avatar #27 - iLiekToFap (02/20/2014) [-]
If I ever lose an arm, I'll give you a call.
#226 - Don't talk about yourself like that, there's still hope for you  [+] (1 new reply) 02/17/2014 on Lesbian Feels -1
User avatar #232 - regaesnhoj (02/17/2014) [-]
I eat pussies I don't lick them Jog on!
#99 - Doesn't really matter, when you consider just how many other s…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/17/2014 on Lesbian Feels +4
User avatar #114 - churrundo (02/17/2014) [-]
Exactly.
#90 - Never said they weren't, if you read the parts where I talked …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/17/2014 on Lesbian Feels -1
User avatar #91 - odioomnes (02/17/2014) [-]
I'm my partner's world, so. Yeah.
#83 - Ok, I concede to that, but have you ever had sex with a woman …  [+] (3 new replies) 02/17/2014 on Lesbian Feels -1
User avatar #89 - odioomnes (02/17/2014) [-]
And the emotions with my male partner are not?
#90 - phoenixactual (02/17/2014) [-]
Never said they weren't, if you read the parts where I talked about a partner that gave a damn.
User avatar #91 - odioomnes (02/17/2014) [-]
I'm my partner's world, so. Yeah.
#81 - Yeah, can be, if you've got someone who actually gives a shit …  [+] (5 new replies) 02/17/2014 on Lesbian Feels -2
User avatar #82 - odioomnes (02/17/2014) [-]
Your point of view is considered one sides because you are assuming all lesbian sex is better than straight sex.
#83 - phoenixactual (02/17/2014) [-]
Ok, I concede to that, but have you ever had sex with a woman who cared about you? All the emotions you give are directed back at you in equal force.
User avatar #89 - odioomnes (02/17/2014) [-]
And the emotions with my male partner are not?
#90 - phoenixactual (02/17/2014) [-]
Never said they weren't, if you read the parts where I talked about a partner that gave a damn.
User avatar #91 - odioomnes (02/17/2014) [-]
I'm my partner's world, so. Yeah.
#72 - I'm talking about sex. Most guys, though they will try to say…  [+] (7 new replies) 02/17/2014 on Lesbian Feels -4
User avatar #78 - odioomnes (02/17/2014) [-]
" Again, you wouldn't quite know what I'm talking about, because men are taught from a bit of a young age that strong emotions are a bit of a weakness, and so it doesn't really play out much the same way"

I'm female, thanks though.
I can let YOU know that straight sex can be very emotional. And that assuming someones gender and that the sex you have means more than the sex they have is fucking stupid. Fuck off with your one sided point of view.
#81 - phoenixactual (02/17/2014) [-]
Yeah, can be, if you've got someone who actually gives a shit about you. As for one sided, I've experienced sex with both sides, it;s somewhat the reason I have no interest in men whatsoever anymore, in case you didn't read my last post. Sorry I assumed you were a guy, I think people on here assume that quite often on here. I'm glad you found someone who's actually emotional, but my past was never like that.
User avatar #82 - odioomnes (02/17/2014) [-]
Your point of view is considered one sides because you are assuming all lesbian sex is better than straight sex.
#83 - phoenixactual (02/17/2014) [-]
Ok, I concede to that, but have you ever had sex with a woman who cared about you? All the emotions you give are directed back at you in equal force.
User avatar #89 - odioomnes (02/17/2014) [-]
And the emotions with my male partner are not?
#90 - phoenixactual (02/17/2014) [-]
Never said they weren't, if you read the parts where I talked about a partner that gave a damn.
User avatar #91 - odioomnes (02/17/2014) [-]
I'm my partner's world, so. Yeah.
#106 - If they ever break up, you have a chance, but let it go until then 02/17/2014 on Makes sense now 0
#60 - Nope, but my girlfriend? In a heartbeat. Every single day …  [+] (4 new replies) 02/17/2014 on Lesbian Feels -2
User avatar #189 - regaesnhoj (02/17/2014) [-]
Lol the only pussy you get is the one that's currently sitting on your doormat.
#226 - phoenixactual (02/17/2014) [-]
Don't talk about yourself like that, there's still hope for you
User avatar #232 - regaesnhoj (02/17/2014) [-]
I eat pussies I don't lick them Jog on!
User avatar #61 - youmotherfather (02/17/2014) [-]
pics?
#104 - You too? 02/17/2014 on Makes sense now 0
#58 - Not really an insult, I'm lesbian, so I'd be more than happy i…  [+] (7 new replies) 02/17/2014 on Lesbian Feels -1
#59 - youmotherfather (02/17/2014) [-]
so, you'd do it with your mom? neat
#234 - regaesnhoj (02/17/2014) [-]
Gif looks a bit like Dynamo
#60 - phoenixactual (02/17/2014) [-]
Nope, but my girlfriend? In a heartbeat. Every single day I get more pussy than you ever will
User avatar #189 - regaesnhoj (02/17/2014) [-]
Lol the only pussy you get is the one that's currently sitting on your doormat.
#226 - phoenixactual (02/17/2014) [-]
Don't talk about yourself like that, there's still hope for you
User avatar #232 - regaesnhoj (02/17/2014) [-]
I eat pussies I don't lick them Jog on!
User avatar #61 - youmotherfather (02/17/2014) [-]
pics?
#54 - Oh god, even with a straight mom, the sex noise was terrifying… 02/17/2014 on Lesbian Feels 0
#52 - Not particularly, only child, and mom's straight, so your argu…  [+] (9 new replies) 02/17/2014 on Lesbian Feels -2
User avatar #56 - youmotherfather (02/17/2014) [-]
that's what she told you? well, I beg to differ for I know the truth
#58 - phoenixactual (02/17/2014) [-]
Not really an insult, I'm lesbian, so I'd be more than happy if she was. something in common
#59 - youmotherfather (02/17/2014) [-]
so, you'd do it with your mom? neat
#234 - regaesnhoj (02/17/2014) [-]
Gif looks a bit like Dynamo
#60 - phoenixactual (02/17/2014) [-]
Nope, but my girlfriend? In a heartbeat. Every single day I get more pussy than you ever will
User avatar #189 - regaesnhoj (02/17/2014) [-]
Lol the only pussy you get is the one that's currently sitting on your doormat.
#226 - phoenixactual (02/17/2014) [-]
Don't talk about yourself like that, there's still hope for you
User avatar #232 - regaesnhoj (02/17/2014) [-]
I eat pussies I don't lick them Jog on!
User avatar #61 - youmotherfather (02/17/2014) [-]
pics?
#50 - Wow, that's real original, must have taken you hours to come u…  [+] (11 new replies) 02/17/2014 on Lesbian Feels 0
User avatar #51 - youmotherfather (02/17/2014) [-]
nope, seconds believe it or not. u mad?
#52 - phoenixactual (02/17/2014) [-]
Not particularly, only child, and mom's straight, so your argument is fucked from the start. Bent over, with a gag in the mouth fucked
User avatar #56 - youmotherfather (02/17/2014) [-]
that's what she told you? well, I beg to differ for I know the truth
#58 - phoenixactual (02/17/2014) [-]
Not really an insult, I'm lesbian, so I'd be more than happy if she was. something in common
#59 - youmotherfather (02/17/2014) [-]
so, you'd do it with your mom? neat
#234 - regaesnhoj (02/17/2014) [-]
Gif looks a bit like Dynamo
#60 - phoenixactual (02/17/2014) [-]
Nope, but my girlfriend? In a heartbeat. Every single day I get more pussy than you ever will
User avatar #189 - regaesnhoj (02/17/2014) [-]
Lol the only pussy you get is the one that's currently sitting on your doormat.
#226 - phoenixactual (02/17/2014) [-]
Don't talk about yourself like that, there's still hope for you
User avatar #232 - regaesnhoj (02/17/2014) [-]
I eat pussies I don't lick them Jog on!
User avatar #61 - youmotherfather (02/17/2014) [-]
pics?
#48 - Lesbian sex is far more emotional than straight sex by far. Y…  [+] (22 new replies) 02/17/2014 on Lesbian Feels -4
User avatar #67 - odioomnes (02/17/2014) [-]
So you're saying lesbians can love their partner more then anyone who's straight can love theirs?
You're a fucking idiot.
#72 - phoenixactual (02/17/2014) [-]
I'm talking about sex. Most guys, though they will try to say it's not true, are somewhat emotionless when it comes to sex, unless it's with a true soulmate. I know this from experience, it's part of what destroyed any remote attraction to men for me to begin with. Women are, by nature, extremely emotional when it comes to intimacy in a relationship of any kind. most of us will only have sex with someone we trust, and care about on some level. The emotions play out into our intimacy, which can be extremely strong when it comes to sex between two women. Again, you wouldn't quite know what I'm talking about, because men are taught from a bit of a young age that strong emotions are a bit of a weakness, and so it doesn't really play out much the same way
User avatar #78 - odioomnes (02/17/2014) [-]
" Again, you wouldn't quite know what I'm talking about, because men are taught from a bit of a young age that strong emotions are a bit of a weakness, and so it doesn't really play out much the same way"

I'm female, thanks though.
I can let YOU know that straight sex can be very emotional. And that assuming someones gender and that the sex you have means more than the sex they have is fucking stupid. Fuck off with your one sided point of view.
#81 - phoenixactual (02/17/2014) [-]
Yeah, can be, if you've got someone who actually gives a shit about you. As for one sided, I've experienced sex with both sides, it;s somewhat the reason I have no interest in men whatsoever anymore, in case you didn't read my last post. Sorry I assumed you were a guy, I think people on here assume that quite often on here. I'm glad you found someone who's actually emotional, but my past was never like that.
User avatar #82 - odioomnes (02/17/2014) [-]
Your point of view is considered one sides because you are assuming all lesbian sex is better than straight sex.
#83 - phoenixactual (02/17/2014) [-]
Ok, I concede to that, but have you ever had sex with a woman who cared about you? All the emotions you give are directed back at you in equal force.
User avatar #89 - odioomnes (02/17/2014) [-]
And the emotions with my male partner are not?
#90 - phoenixactual (02/17/2014) [-]
Never said they weren't, if you read the parts where I talked about a partner that gave a damn.
User avatar #91 - odioomnes (02/17/2014) [-]
I'm my partner's world, so. Yeah.
User avatar #49 - youmotherfather (02/17/2014) [-]
i saw some. it was your mom and your sister. fapped to it but it wasn't that emotional
#50 - phoenixactual (02/17/2014) [-]
Wow, that's real original, must have taken you hours to come up with that one
User avatar #51 - youmotherfather (02/17/2014) [-]
nope, seconds believe it or not. u mad?
#52 - phoenixactual (02/17/2014) [-]
Not particularly, only child, and mom's straight, so your argument is fucked from the start. Bent over, with a gag in the mouth fucked
User avatar #56 - youmotherfather (02/17/2014) [-]
that's what she told you? well, I beg to differ for I know the truth
#58 - phoenixactual (02/17/2014) [-]
Not really an insult, I'm lesbian, so I'd be more than happy if she was. something in common
#59 - youmotherfather (02/17/2014) [-]
so, you'd do it with your mom? neat
#234 - regaesnhoj (02/17/2014) [-]
Gif looks a bit like Dynamo
#60 - phoenixactual (02/17/2014) [-]
Nope, but my girlfriend? In a heartbeat. Every single day I get more pussy than you ever will
User avatar #189 - regaesnhoj (02/17/2014) [-]
Lol the only pussy you get is the one that's currently sitting on your doormat.
#226 - phoenixactual (02/17/2014) [-]
Don't talk about yourself like that, there's still hope for you
User avatar #232 - regaesnhoj (02/17/2014) [-]
I eat pussies I don't lick them Jog on!
User avatar #61 - youmotherfather (02/17/2014) [-]
pics?
#10 - ALL THE NOPE!!!!! 02/16/2014 on UNLEASH THE SWARM +1
#212 - **phoenixactual rolled a random image posted in comment #655… 02/16/2014 on I want to play a game. 0
#6 - Prosthetic arm with built in hidden blade  [+] (3 new replies) 02/16/2014 on Amazing Prosthetics 0
User avatar #25 - iLiekToFap (02/18/2014) [-]
Now THAT would be awesome.
#26 - phoenixactual (02/19/2014) [-]
I design a lot of shit in my spare time, functional hidden blades just being part of it. The prosthetic would be simple, and the fact that the whole prosthetic is metal would disguise it in a metal detector. hidden panel on the bottom of the forearm that extends out, with a mechanical blade inside
User avatar #27 - iLiekToFap (02/20/2014) [-]
If I ever lose an arm, I'll give you a call.
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User avatar #13 - redwrench (59 minutes ago) [-]
Queen-Don't Try Suicide
User avatar #12 - psychadelicace ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
soooooooo...what did you post that got you banned?
User avatar #11 - bruinslover (06/24/2014) [-]
never knew you like to post shemales....subscribing.
User avatar #7 - youmotherfather (02/19/2014) [-]
Don't do it tho. Don't kill yourself. Don't even think about it.
#8 to #7 - phoenixactual (02/19/2014) [-]
No plans to
User avatar #9 to #8 - youmotherfather (02/19/2014) [-]
Ok, good to hear.
User avatar #6 - funnymidget (02/08/2014) [-]
:Hey, I seen you havin a Bad day. Don't be feeling down fr losin your job man. It's all gon' be good. Currently, I'm going through something that I have no Idea how to handle. I'm not able to see me son, and I've bee going thru so much stress with the drama. But lets not make this about me. You have a probably beautiful girlfriend, who loves you more than anything, and though you may have autsim, you strike me as a good guy. Trust me, suicide isn't worth it. It's just a Permant Solution to a temporary problem. I had a friend about 3 years ago kill himself because people bullied him for the way her looked. He was one of my only friends, and I was just devastated. Trust me, you taking your own life will hurt more people than it will help. For the sake of those who love you, and for your own sake, please, Just keep your mindset on the positive things in life. Though there may not be many, just focus on the few that are. It'll all be worth it in theend when you have a gril at your right, a child on yourleft, and you can call yourself a family.
User avatar #5 - mayormilkman (11/28/2013) [-]
butts
#1 - anonymous (07/15/2013) [-]
Hows the transition going?
#2 to #1 - phoenixactual (07/16/2013) [-]
it's going fairly well, 6 months in, somewhat surprising changes for this short of time
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