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#125 - nah, stops the awkward "well then..." that could co… 04/12/2015 on Dad jokes 0
#124 - So gay people don't use condoms, then? Sorry, but your argume…  [+] (13 new replies) 04/12/2015 on Dad jokes 0
User avatar #133 - grapesforall (04/12/2015) [-]
never said they didnt use a condom. Again, I'm more concerned about the feces. Never said they fuck willy nilly infront of ppl, they would probly retire to one of my bedrooms. again i have no issue with gay people i stricktly only have an issue with feces on my linen. Don't see why that russels some peoples jimmies
#138 - phoenixactual (04/12/2015) [-]
Because, from your own comments, you seem to be under the impression that gay people have no control over their inhibitions, and would just start fucking out of nowhere. You also seem to be under the impression that all gay sex is somehow as filthy as the first badly planned time you tried anal.
User avatar #144 - grapesforall (04/12/2015) [-]
Maybe it is because in the scenario i am creating there are two gay guys about to have sex, in my house. Not saying gay guys just bump uglies out of no where. However, You cannot deny that shit comes from the asshole, and that is where the majority of gay sex happens increasing the probability of feces on my linen
#148 - phoenixactual (04/12/2015) [-]
Care to cite figures on "most gays have anal"? Many stay away from it. And general etiquette beforehand dictates the receiving partner go through at least some lengths to present a clean asshole. It's a general rule, most people, gays included, find a dirty hole somewhat disgusting and wont touch it unless it's cleaned out first. unless you invited someone with a shit fetish, your fears are generally unbased
User avatar #154 - grapesforall (04/12/2015) [-]
if you're going to quote me, do it correctly. secondly "gay sex" between two men can only be in the asshole or else it doesn't qualify as sex.
#157 - phoenixactual (04/12/2015) [-]
Seriously? So by that logic, lesbians don't have sex at all, because they don't have parts to do the penetrating. Sex doesn't cover just penetration, dude
User avatar #158 - grapesforall (04/12/2015) [-]
again, i said ""gay sex" between two men"... lesbians probly scissor or something
#161 - phoenixactual (04/12/2015) [-]
sex is whatever sex acts are performed during. You can do nothing more than just blow each other, and still call it sex. As for lesbians, any real couple will tell you scissoring is about the most uncomfortable thing a couple can do that gets portrayed in porn. gay sex doesn't need to include just what you think it covers, refusing to invite gay guys to a party purely because you're scared they might fuck on your linens is a pretty shitty reason to ignore gay friends, considering you don't seem particularly scared of a straight couple that could choose to do anal in the same room.
User avatar #162 - grapesforall (04/12/2015) [-]
Trust me if a straight couple was responsible for shit on my linen no one would invite those two to a house party again and FYI if you ever finger or perform oral on a girl and tell ppl you had sex with her people would call you a liar, and she would think you are an asshole aswell
#165 - phoenixactual (04/12/2015) [-]
So your argument is based on shit that might not even make it onto your linen, founded on your one and only shitty attempt at anal sex Seriously, dude, who the fuck doesn't plan things out to make sure they're going into a clean hole? . Yeah, that's a really sound argument you get there. By the way, if you go around the night after bragging about the sex you had of any kind, you're just a fucking cock
User avatar #168 - grapesforall (04/12/2015) [-]
Not really. Only if the sex didn't even happen in the first place.
#173 - phoenixactual (04/12/2015) [-]
No. Even if you had full penetration sex, if you go bragging about it in great detail to everybody you know after, you're a cock. If you don't want a gay guy going into explicit detail about every little thing he and his partner did in bed, why would you think anybody would want to hear that from a straight dude? Normal people don't describe their sex life in detail after, I don't even know why you brought it up. It really has no bearing on the conversation of "I'm worried gay guys might fuck on my sheets" whatsoever
User avatar #176 - grapesforall (04/12/2015) [-]
Feel like you're making an argument in your own head you just said "bragging" previously you nor I said anything about "in great detail". I would just say "hi i got with Sofia last night" *highfive end of story
#123 - Right, because that totally happens all the time 04/12/2015 on Dad jokes 0
#122 - Then someone didn't bother to prepare properly before hand, an… 04/12/2015 on Dad jokes 0
#120 - Have you never heard of a couple going through a surrogate for…  [+] (7 new replies) 04/12/2015 on Dad jokes +2
User avatar #127 - honzo (04/12/2015) [-]
"throw a tantrum"? maybe, if i was upset enough.
i'd probably just have multiple children to make sure it didn't happen, but that's assuming i'd actually want to have kids.
#132 - phoenixactual (04/12/2015) [-]
So, you're coming at this from the point of view of a dad who wants grandkids, but you don't even know if you want to have your own kids? Seems a slight bit hypocritical. If someone is willing to disown their own child for an orientation that literally nobody had any control over, they're a shitty parent. pure and simple. If you're going to drive your only child out of your life purely because he isn't providing you with grandchildren, fuck you as a parent
User avatar #139 - honzo (04/12/2015) [-]
btw, it's not hypocritical, it's called putting yourself in someone else's shoes
User avatar #136 - honzo (04/12/2015) [-]
where the fuck is this "driving your only child out of your life" coming from? what are you even talking about? nobody said ANYTHING about anything even REMOTELY close to that.
#142 - phoenixactual (04/12/2015) [-]
Yeah, see, generally, coming out stories have two possible endings, with a few exceptions. Either the parent doesn't give a shit awesome , or the parent throws a huige tantrum, resulting in the child either driven from his own home, or forced back into the closet. In extreme cases, the tantrums that you seem to think are justified end in suicide, or a homeless child. I'm just pointing out the repercussions of this side you seem so ready to take
User avatar #143 - honzo (04/12/2015) [-]
you can be disappointed and not fuck up your child's life.
i never stated that me throwing a tantrum would be justified.
tantrums do not equal fucking up your child's life.
once again, on the matter of queer homeless/dead people: citation, please.
#150 - phoenixactual (04/12/2015) [-]
I posted a link that included the estimated numbers of homeless LGBT youth, closer to 40% of the homeless population, rather than my 75% mistake. As for the dead, you really only need look up LGBT youth suicide rates, many of the notes left behind by the deceased point directly to the parents, for not being supportive, or having a generally horrible reaction. Perfect example, look up Leelah Alcorn's suicide note.
#117 - Bad news, buddy. If you're kid is gay, or trans, or in any ot…  [+] (10 new replies) 04/12/2015 on Dad jokes +2
User avatar #131 - honzo (04/12/2015) [-]
hey could you fuck off with your assumptions? i said nothing that would imply that i want kids or that i would be angry if they weren't going to have kids of their own. there's absolutely nothing wrong with being disappointed over not having grandchildren, especially since they're fucking human beings, not christmas presents. could you be any more vain?

i get it, you disagree with me, just please stop being an asshole about it
and i'm sorry for being so rude in my comment, you're just getting on my nerves now
#135 - phoenixactual (04/12/2015) [-]
You're on the side of someone who only sees his kids as potential baby makers, justifying the dad who gets pissed at his child over something nobody has any control over. Forgive me for not taking your side on this, but parents like that are the reason over 70% of homeless youth are LGBT disowned by their parents. That alongside ideological reasons. Don't try to justify the kind of thinking that puts children on the streets for no good reason
#137 - honzo (04/12/2015) [-]
#145 - phoenixactual (04/12/2015) [-]
closer to 40%, still an unacceptable number:

Take into account teen suicides because the parents thought they could force their kids to be normal, as well as the mental stresses of being a child in a family that you feel honestly hates you, and you might have an idea of why I stand strongly against your way of thinking here. It legitimately gets kids killed at times
User avatar #149 - honzo (04/12/2015) [-]
since you seem to be a bit dull, i'll explain what "correlation does not equal causation" means. it means that just because the teenagers are queer, and coincidentally homeless, they are not necessarily homeless because they are queer.
#152 - phoenixactual (04/12/2015) [-]
Right. Most of them openly admit to their families being directly responsible for them being on the street, but the two have nothing to do with each other at all, right? Just like youth suicides that point the finger at their parents for being unsupportive aren't actually the fault of the parents, the kid was just depressed, right?
User avatar #153 - honzo (04/12/2015) [-]
probably, yeah.
#155 - phoenixactual (04/12/2015) [-]
Keep telling yourself that. Meanwhile, kids still get kicked out of the only home they have regularly because the parent wont allow a gay kid under their roof. But please, keep ignoring reality
User avatar #156 - honzo (04/12/2015) [-]
User avatar #147 - honzo (04/12/2015) [-]
okay, that means 60% identify as being hetero.
correlation does not equal causation.
once again, there's absolutely nothing wrong with being disappointed, as just the act of being disappointed in your child's sexuality does not get anyone killed unless the child is a pussy bitch. if that disappointment leads to parents taking stands against their children, then it becomes a problem, but until then it's absolutely fine.
#114 - If your only son is gay, or doesn't want any children at all, … 04/12/2015 on Dad jokes +1
#110 - There is literally nothing you can do outside simply not havin…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/12/2015 on Dad jokes 0
User avatar #213 - somuchfreedom (04/13/2015) [-]
Not really. Psychologists are still looking at all of the factors in childhood that can contribute to a homosexual lifestyle. Caontrary to what is said in the media, homosexuality can be a choice, women who suffer trauma often turn to lesbianism, and they are still looking into the same phenomena with men, so you can't say for sure that you can't stop a child who may be on the fence from being gay
#215 - phoenixactual (04/13/2015) [-]
Recent studies in the past 2 decades have shown that there is a likely biological factor to this. If your child turns out to be gay, forcing heterosexuality on them is just going to make them resent you for it. Even if it is a choice for some people, it's not your choice to make, it's theirs. As stated, if your kid is gay, there isn't a fucking thing you can do to change that. I don't understand why you would think you could force change on your child's personality.
User avatar #217 - somuchfreedom (04/13/2015) [-]
who said force?
#218 - phoenixactual (04/13/2015) [-]
You seem to be under the impression that you'd be able to somehow alter your kid's sexuality if they "chose" to be gay. So my question, then, is this. If you think you can change your child like that, how would you do it? You seem to be under the impression that you can affect it, so how do you think you can influence it if not by pushing heterosexuality on your child?
User avatar #219 - somuchfreedom (04/13/2015) [-]
discourage them from any homoerotic behavior among friends, if they ask me about homosexuality simply state boys belong with boys and girls with girls, little stuff without hatred or bigotry, simply stated as facts, and when they get older if they still feel gay then good for them and I will love them
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#16 to #15 - Valid (05/10/2015) [-]
Enjoying the intelligebt debate. Please proceed
#14 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (07/28/2014) [-]
You are not really considering suicide, are you?
User avatar #13 - redwrench ONLINE (07/28/2014) [-]
Queen-Don't Try Suicide
User avatar #12 - psychadelicace (06/25/2014) [-]
soooooooo...what did you post that got you banned?
User avatar #11 - bruinslover ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
never knew you like to post shemales....subscribing.
User avatar #7 - youmotherfather (02/19/2014) [-]
Don't do it tho. Don't kill yourself. Don't even think about it.
#8 to #7 - phoenixactual (02/19/2014) [-]
No plans to
User avatar #9 to #8 - youmotherfather (02/19/2014) [-]
Ok, good to hear.
User avatar #6 - funnymidget (02/08/2014) [-]
:Hey, I seen you havin a Bad day. Don't be feeling down fr losin your job man. It's all gon' be good. Currently, I'm going through something that I have no Idea how to handle. I'm not able to see me son, and I've bee going thru so much stress with the drama. But lets not make this about me. You have a probably beautiful girlfriend, who loves you more than anything, and though you may have autsim, you strike me as a good guy. Trust me, suicide isn't worth it. It's just a Permant Solution to a temporary problem. I had a friend about 3 years ago kill himself because people bullied him for the way her looked. He was one of my only friends, and I was just devastated. Trust me, you taking your own life will hurt more people than it will help. For the sake of those who love you, and for your own sake, please, Just keep your mindset on the positive things in life. Though there may not be many, just focus on the few that are. It'll all be worth it in theend when you have a gril at your right, a child on yourleft, and you can call yourself a family.
User avatar #5 - mayormilkman (11/28/2013) [-]
#1 - anonymous (07/15/2013) [-]
Hows the transition going?
#2 to #1 - phoenixactual (07/16/2013) [-]
it's going fairly well, 6 months in, somewhat surprising changes for this short of time
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