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Date Signed Up:1/27/2013
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#110 - Hey, cool that it's a spiraling pattern gif, but for a second,…  [+] (6 new replies) 11/23/2014 on '70s LEGO has the right idea 0
User avatar #112 - questionableferret (11/23/2014) [-]
Don't be silly, of course it doesn't.

You've got issues, bro.
#115 - phoenixactual (11/23/2014) [-]
Once the pattern reaches the center of the square. It's gone with the next set, but still, it's there
User avatar #116 - questionableferret (11/23/2014) [-]
Dude, I didn't think I'd need to spell it out for you so I tried to use reverse psychology.

Of course there's a swastika in it. This is the internet. You'll find swastikas everywhere. It's stopped being a symbol of Nazism and has become a complete joke. People use it as a way of enjoying expressing their freedom of creativity that they get on the internet, because swastikas everywhere else in the west are seen as symbols of hatred and oppression, but on the internet we can laugh at whatever we like.

We know the symbol is actually a buddhist one and for some of us using the swastika and taking away the power the Nazis had over it is an important part of killing the last remnants of Nazism that still purvey our culture.

So, to reiterate, if you're ever on the internet and you think you see a swastika it is probably a swastika... shit ain't special here. It's just part of the joke.
User avatar #151 - dorfdorfdorf (11/23/2014) [-]
yeah, exactly. i cannot believe how many people phoenixactual think i accidentally built a swastika without realizing it.

it was an attempt to make fun of how edgy we are on fj. maybe next time i should put more frames on the end, "i know its a swastika"
User avatar #152 - questionableferret (11/23/2014) [-]
Nah, it's not like it's exactly easy to make a swastika.

Besides, if they don't get the message then you just have an excuse to enlighten them to the words of the great prophet Adolf (The Anti-Jew) Hitler.

#edgy
#114 - phoenixactual (11/23/2014) [-]
No, just watch. about 5 studs into the pattern, it resembles a purple and black swastika for about a second, then it's gone.
#460 - Found it: There exists deep beneath the streets of Paris a… 11/22/2014 on Creepy real-life photo comp 0
#459 - #1, I wrote a creepypasta earlier this year that was this, but…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/22/2014 on Creepy real-life photo comp 0
#460 - phoenixactual (11/22/2014) [-]
Found it:
There exists deep beneath the streets of Paris an entire underground world, known to many, but explored by few. You may, while exploring the streets above, discover an open gate, unmarked in any way, seemingly waiting to be entered. Be cautious, however, because you may never be seen again. Everything may seem simple at first, a simple walk through these old tunnels. As you walk, you take this turn and that, and soon you realize the sounds of the outside world have vanished completely. You begin to think it's time to turn back, and attempt to retrace your steps. However, what seemed to be recognizable tunnels begin to look the same, and you soon realize you've become lost. As you wander, you begin to panic, as the realization that you may never escape this place hits. Soon after, you begin to find the bones. Deeper and deeper you go, turning, sometimes in circles, with only the dim light of your cell phone to guide you. However, soon, that fails as well, and you are cast into a total darkness. No light, no sound except the steady drip of water in some far off passage, or the scurrying of rats somewhere nearby. In the darknes, your imagination goes wild, and you soon begin to know the terrifying truth.

You're going to die down here.

Alone, you begin to go mad with terror. Your mind tells you it can hear things in the darkness. At this point, deep under the streets of Paris, you will probably never be seen again. You hear the wind whispering through the catacombs, and it sounds like the voice of the devil himself. Without food or water, you become weak. If anybody were to come close to you, you would probably crawl away, thinking heir light was demon fire in this place of bones. Alone, and cold in the dark, you finally know the meaning of terror, until you join the millions of dead within.
#458 - #2, her suicide note. I already decided, if I ever die, and i… 11/22/2014 on Morbid pictures comp part 2 0
#12 - Greatest ******* Doctor Who moment ever, the museum sce…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/22/2014 on Missy/Master +1
User avatar #13 - brownskin (11/22/2014) [-]
may have to re-watch that one now. Got me remembering the good old days, when the finales were fucking grand. I think it's a very close tie with Tennant's finale. Shit had me near tears.
#10 - Yeah, no arguments on that. Wasn't Vincent and The Doctor one of his?  [+] (3 new replies) 11/22/2014 on Missy/Master +1
User avatar #11 - brownskin (11/22/2014) [-]
Yeah, I think it was. It fit into the finale, which was without a doubt Matt Smith's best, with the painting of the exploding Tardis, and usually it's the show runner's episodes that has all the hints towards the finale.
#12 - phoenixactual (11/22/2014) [-]
Greatest fucking Doctor Who moment ever, the museum scene at the end
User avatar #13 - brownskin (11/22/2014) [-]
may have to re-watch that one now. Got me remembering the good old days, when the finales were fucking grand. I think it's a very close tie with Tennant's finale. Shit had me near tears.
#8 - I think the actual explanation was that The Master was brought…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/22/2014 on Missy/Master +1
User avatar #9 - brownskin (11/22/2014) [-]
I dunno, I think that, despite how this season was miles better than the last, he is running out of ideas. I'm not even sure he's going to be show runner next season \, which I would greatly prefer. A little Moffat here and there is good (See: "The Weeping Angels", "Listen"), but he will, and has, written some god awefull episodes (See: "Angels in Manhattan")
#10 - phoenixactual (11/22/2014) [-]
Yeah, no arguments on that. Wasn't Vincent and The Doctor one of his?
User avatar #11 - brownskin (11/22/2014) [-]
Yeah, I think it was. It fit into the finale, which was without a doubt Matt Smith's best, with the painting of the exploding Tardis, and usually it's the show runner's episodes that has all the hints towards the finale.
#12 - phoenixactual (11/22/2014) [-]
Greatest fucking Doctor Who moment ever, the museum scene at the end
User avatar #13 - brownskin (11/22/2014) [-]
may have to re-watch that one now. Got me remembering the good old days, when the finales were fucking grand. I think it's a very close tie with Tennant's finale. Shit had me near tears.
#309 - Guy right below you posted it  [+] (1 new reply) 11/22/2014 on Worst torture methods of... 0
User avatar #310 - listerthepessimist (11/22/2014) [-]
butt werdz iz harde
#308 - And the nostrils of the bull served two purposes. First, they… 11/22/2014 on Worst torture methods of... 0
#6 - I know he comes back, but the last time wasn't a regeneration,…  [+] (7 new replies) 11/22/2014 on Missy/Master +1
User avatar #7 - brownskin (11/22/2014) [-]
That theory isn't half bad, actually. I wouldn't mind them referencing what was easily Matt Smith's best story arch. I'm actually pretty sure that she was lying when she said that she was brought back "because Galifrey", since we know she was a bit inclined towards lying.
#8 - phoenixactual (11/22/2014) [-]
I think the actual explanation was that The Master was brought back because The Doctor managed to save Gallifrey, but How would that work? Wouldn't she be stuck there with the rest of the time lords, unable to return to the universe? Their ultimate plan failing completely, the events of "The End of Time", at least the Gallifreyan side of it, were completely negated, so The Master wouldn't still be there. I just want a decent explanation, we deserve that much from Moffat
User avatar #9 - brownskin (11/22/2014) [-]
I dunno, I think that, despite how this season was miles better than the last, he is running out of ideas. I'm not even sure he's going to be show runner next season \, which I would greatly prefer. A little Moffat here and there is good (See: "The Weeping Angels", "Listen"), but he will, and has, written some god awefull episodes (See: "Angels in Manhattan")
#10 - phoenixactual (11/22/2014) [-]
Yeah, no arguments on that. Wasn't Vincent and The Doctor one of his?
User avatar #11 - brownskin (11/22/2014) [-]
Yeah, I think it was. It fit into the finale, which was without a doubt Matt Smith's best, with the painting of the exploding Tardis, and usually it's the show runner's episodes that has all the hints towards the finale.
#12 - phoenixactual (11/22/2014) [-]
Greatest fucking Doctor Who moment ever, the museum scene at the end
User avatar #13 - brownskin (11/22/2014) [-]
may have to re-watch that one now. Got me remembering the good old days, when the finales were fucking grand. I think it's a very close tie with Tennant's finale. Shit had me near tears.
#307 - #s 1, 2, and 4 were all in Amnesia in one way or another 11/22/2014 on Worst torture methods of... 0
#31 - LSD is ******* awesome, done it 4 times, and loved it e… 11/22/2014 on Drug Information 0
#30 - Your senses kinda go on overload, which can feel amazing, unle… 11/22/2014 on Drug Information 0
#137 - The seventh: I looked, and there before me was a pale hors… 11/22/2014 on Visions of hell 0
#26 - Found the full: 11/22/2014 on help please 0
#25 - Picture 11/22/2014 on help please 0
#24 - Except Dante only described 9 layers, and none of them are rem… 11/22/2014 on help please 0
#4 - Aware of that, but in Tennant's time, they explained how he ca…  [+] (9 new replies) 11/22/2014 on Missy/Master +1
User avatar #5 - brownskin (11/22/2014) [-]
Man the Mistress was probably one of the best parts of that finale, I don't know what you're talking about. But with what you're saying, I can kind of agree with you. They offered almost no explanation as to how she came back. But I think given the fact that Moffat and the actress who played her said that she'd probably be back, we can expect a more detailed explanation. Also, if you actually ever thought the Master was dead, then you must not be aware that he has died so many times that I'm pretty sure he's doubled the usual regeneration cycle.
Anyway, that's what I have to say. Sorry for ranting, If I was.
#6 - phoenixactual (11/22/2014) [-]
I know he comes back, but the last time wasn't a regeneration, remember? His body was destroyed, it was through a bit of science, that looked more like witchcraft than anything, that brought him back. There was half an episode dedicated to explaining it. This time, they just said fuck it, and threw out a half assed explanation, if there was one at all. Hell, even "Amy bringing back space and time" could have explained it somehow, she might have accidentally brought him back with the rest of the universe. My own little theory, possibly that, when restoring the memory of the universe during the receding of the exploding TARDIS, she somehow remembered Harold Saxon, and the non-existence of The Doctor for the short time was enough to negate his death long enough for another regeneration
User avatar #7 - brownskin (11/22/2014) [-]
That theory isn't half bad, actually. I wouldn't mind them referencing what was easily Matt Smith's best story arch. I'm actually pretty sure that she was lying when she said that she was brought back "because Galifrey", since we know she was a bit inclined towards lying.
#8 - phoenixactual (11/22/2014) [-]
I think the actual explanation was that The Master was brought back because The Doctor managed to save Gallifrey, but How would that work? Wouldn't she be stuck there with the rest of the time lords, unable to return to the universe? Their ultimate plan failing completely, the events of "The End of Time", at least the Gallifreyan side of it, were completely negated, so The Master wouldn't still be there. I just want a decent explanation, we deserve that much from Moffat
User avatar #9 - brownskin (11/22/2014) [-]
I dunno, I think that, despite how this season was miles better than the last, he is running out of ideas. I'm not even sure he's going to be show runner next season \, which I would greatly prefer. A little Moffat here and there is good (See: "The Weeping Angels", "Listen"), but he will, and has, written some god awefull episodes (See: "Angels in Manhattan")
#10 - phoenixactual (11/22/2014) [-]
Yeah, no arguments on that. Wasn't Vincent and The Doctor one of his?
User avatar #11 - brownskin (11/22/2014) [-]
Yeah, I think it was. It fit into the finale, which was without a doubt Matt Smith's best, with the painting of the exploding Tardis, and usually it's the show runner's episodes that has all the hints towards the finale.
#12 - phoenixactual (11/22/2014) [-]
Greatest fucking Doctor Who moment ever, the museum scene at the end
User avatar #13 - brownskin (11/22/2014) [-]
may have to re-watch that one now. Got me remembering the good old days, when the finales were fucking grand. I think it's a very close tie with Tennant's finale. Shit had me near tears.
#2 - spoiler alert In the last 2 episodes of Doctor Who, it was…  [+] (11 new replies) 11/22/2014 on Missy/Master 0
#3 - Ken M (11/22/2014) [-]
Actually, The Master is one of The Doctor's most reoccurring villains.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Master_%28Doctor_Who%29
#4 - phoenixactual (11/22/2014) [-]
Aware of that, but in Tennant's time, they explained how he came back, both times. This time, it was just "because Gallifrey", and it pissed me off. The guy died, how the fuck did they bring him back this time?
User avatar #5 - brownskin (11/22/2014) [-]
Man the Mistress was probably one of the best parts of that finale, I don't know what you're talking about. But with what you're saying, I can kind of agree with you. They offered almost no explanation as to how she came back. But I think given the fact that Moffat and the actress who played her said that she'd probably be back, we can expect a more detailed explanation. Also, if you actually ever thought the Master was dead, then you must not be aware that he has died so many times that I'm pretty sure he's doubled the usual regeneration cycle.
Anyway, that's what I have to say. Sorry for ranting, If I was.
#6 - phoenixactual (11/22/2014) [-]
I know he comes back, but the last time wasn't a regeneration, remember? His body was destroyed, it was through a bit of science, that looked more like witchcraft than anything, that brought him back. There was half an episode dedicated to explaining it. This time, they just said fuck it, and threw out a half assed explanation, if there was one at all. Hell, even "Amy bringing back space and time" could have explained it somehow, she might have accidentally brought him back with the rest of the universe. My own little theory, possibly that, when restoring the memory of the universe during the receding of the exploding TARDIS, she somehow remembered Harold Saxon, and the non-existence of The Doctor for the short time was enough to negate his death long enough for another regeneration
User avatar #7 - brownskin (11/22/2014) [-]
That theory isn't half bad, actually. I wouldn't mind them referencing what was easily Matt Smith's best story arch. I'm actually pretty sure that she was lying when she said that she was brought back "because Galifrey", since we know she was a bit inclined towards lying.
#8 - phoenixactual (11/22/2014) [-]
I think the actual explanation was that The Master was brought back because The Doctor managed to save Gallifrey, but How would that work? Wouldn't she be stuck there with the rest of the time lords, unable to return to the universe? Their ultimate plan failing completely, the events of "The End of Time", at least the Gallifreyan side of it, were completely negated, so The Master wouldn't still be there. I just want a decent explanation, we deserve that much from Moffat
User avatar #9 - brownskin (11/22/2014) [-]
I dunno, I think that, despite how this season was miles better than the last, he is running out of ideas. I'm not even sure he's going to be show runner next season \, which I would greatly prefer. A little Moffat here and there is good (See: "The Weeping Angels", "Listen"), but he will, and has, written some god awefull episodes (See: "Angels in Manhattan")
#10 - phoenixactual (11/22/2014) [-]
Yeah, no arguments on that. Wasn't Vincent and The Doctor one of his?
User avatar #11 - brownskin (11/22/2014) [-]
Yeah, I think it was. It fit into the finale, which was without a doubt Matt Smith's best, with the painting of the exploding Tardis, and usually it's the show runner's episodes that has all the hints towards the finale.
#12 - phoenixactual (11/22/2014) [-]
Greatest fucking Doctor Who moment ever, the museum scene at the end
User avatar #13 - brownskin (11/22/2014) [-]
may have to re-watch that one now. Got me remembering the good old days, when the finales were fucking grand. I think it's a very close tie with Tennant's finale. Shit had me near tears.
#3 - Pardon the Doctor Who reference, that's really the best way I … 11/22/2014 on thoughts? +1
#2 - The space between spaces would be a timeless place, the void m… 11/22/2014 on thoughts? +1
#58 - I thought girls didnt **** . At all 10/24/2014 on Kids think the darnedest... +1
#12 - There are 3 boardwalks, as I remember it. I know this, becaus… 10/24/2014 on Winner 0
#9 - That's still 25000 a year for 20 you didn't have before, thoug…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/21/2014 on Winner +1
User avatar #10 - fourtwentt (10/21/2014) [-]
Yea good luck, i should try that too
#7 - Post pic with your username  [+] (3 new replies) 10/21/2014 on Winner 0
User avatar #8 - fourtwentt (10/21/2014) [-]
Fuck i was just informed it was park place by the wife...she's been killing dreams since i met her

Also they pay the prize as an annuity, 50k a year over 20 years
#9 - phoenixactual (10/21/2014) [-]
That's still 25000 a year for 20 you didn't have before, though. I found it tonight, I'm trying to get word out all over the place
User avatar #10 - fourtwentt (10/21/2014) [-]
Yea good luck, i should try that too

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#14 - greedtheavaricious (07/28/2014) [-]
You are not really considering suicide, are you?
User avatar #13 - redwrench (07/28/2014) [-]
Queen-Don't Try Suicide
User avatar #12 - psychadelicace (06/25/2014) [-]
soooooooo...what did you post that got you banned?
User avatar #11 - bruinslover ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
never knew you like to post shemales....subscribing.
User avatar #7 - youmotherfather (02/19/2014) [-]
Don't do it tho. Don't kill yourself. Don't even think about it.
#8 to #7 - phoenixactual (02/19/2014) [-]
No plans to
User avatar #9 to #8 - youmotherfather (02/19/2014) [-]
Ok, good to hear.
User avatar #6 - funnymidget (02/08/2014) [-]
:Hey, I seen you havin a Bad day. Don't be feeling down fr losin your job man. It's all gon' be good. Currently, I'm going through something that I have no Idea how to handle. I'm not able to see me son, and I've bee going thru so much stress with the drama. But lets not make this about me. You have a probably beautiful girlfriend, who loves you more than anything, and though you may have autsim, you strike me as a good guy. Trust me, suicide isn't worth it. It's just a Permant Solution to a temporary problem. I had a friend about 3 years ago kill himself because people bullied him for the way her looked. He was one of my only friends, and I was just devastated. Trust me, you taking your own life will hurt more people than it will help. For the sake of those who love you, and for your own sake, please, Just keep your mindset on the positive things in life. Though there may not be many, just focus on the few that are. It'll all be worth it in theend when you have a gril at your right, a child on yourleft, and you can call yourself a family.
User avatar #5 - mayormilkman (11/28/2013) [-]
butts
#1 - Ken M (07/15/2013) [-]
Hows the transition going?
#2 to #1 - phoenixactual (07/16/2013) [-]
it's going fairly well, 6 months in, somewhat surprising changes for this short of time
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