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#7 - it's hard to argue with your accuracy 09/15/2014 on The funnyjunk community in... +11
#2 - I guess you could say .. he came between them  [+] (1 new reply) 09/15/2014 on Sure +26
User avatar #17 - bongconnery (9 hours ago) [-]
looks like hes goin
#42 - not even the first time today that dude has had balls on his chin 09/15/2014 on Boop! +3
#5 - brevity so wit 09/15/2014 on Cleverbot -1
#8 - tryouts are monday, callbacks are tuesday. wednesday you find … 09/15/2014 on Relevant 0
#11 - cam girl's jobs just got a great deal more difficult 09/15/2014 on remote controlled magic hands +1
#35 - I knew a girl like that once ... 09/15/2014 on Hover bike +1
#9 - Picture 09/15/2014 on ron +1
#17 - imagine taking a lovely boat cruise around fantastic saskatche…  [+] (8 new replies) 09/13/2014 on Yo ho ho +4
User avatar #30 - darcandkharg (09/13/2014) [-]
Saskatchewan River nigga, who wouldn't want to cruise that brown shit paradise?
User avatar #28 - reginleaf (09/13/2014) [-]
Saskatchewan has pirates. It'd be a pretty risky cruise.
User avatar #18 - playerdous (09/13/2014) [-]
Well... yeah, but I expect most cruises to be along a coast involving saltwater not fresh.
A better phrasing of my question might be "does Canadian cruising involving flying somewhere in the middle of the cruise experience?"
#19 - mattwithnonumbers (09/13/2014) [-]
if you dont live on the coast you have to get to the coast... seriously man, all you had to do was think about it
User avatar #21 - playerdous (09/13/2014) [-]
But you don't have to fly. Driving can cut cost dramatically with the more people you put in the car. A $2000 dollar family flight can be cut down to $400 in gas and food.

So to me the cost of a flight is a separate cost from the cost of the cruise.
#22 - mattwithnonumbers (09/13/2014) [-]
i suppose but I live in alberta by myself (most people move out here for better paying jobs) and the cost between driving to victoria BC and flying is about the same... Saskatchewan is even further inland than alberta so yeah...
#24 - playerdous (09/13/2014) [-]
I understand, rereading I didn't see the "central Canada" part.
Still think an flying version of a cruise would be interesting, too bad it never became thing.
#20 - mattwithnonumbers (09/13/2014) [-]
canada is surrounded by ocean on 3 sides and blubber on the bottom
#12 - in central canada a cruise involves several days coming and go…  [+] (10 new replies) 09/13/2014 on Yo ho ho +1
User avatar #16 - playerdous (09/13/2014) [-]
Well that would explain it.
Where I live most cruises are between $75 and $350. Also are you saying Canadian cruises involve flying?
User avatar #17 - phoenix grinder (09/13/2014) [-]
imagine taking a lovely boat cruise around fantastic saskatchewan

but wait

you can't. its utterly friggen landlocked up here
User avatar #30 - darcandkharg (09/13/2014) [-]
Saskatchewan River nigga, who wouldn't want to cruise that brown shit paradise?
User avatar #28 - reginleaf (09/13/2014) [-]
Saskatchewan has pirates. It'd be a pretty risky cruise.
User avatar #18 - playerdous (09/13/2014) [-]
Well... yeah, but I expect most cruises to be along a coast involving saltwater not fresh.
A better phrasing of my question might be "does Canadian cruising involving flying somewhere in the middle of the cruise experience?"
#19 - mattwithnonumbers (09/13/2014) [-]
if you dont live on the coast you have to get to the coast... seriously man, all you had to do was think about it
User avatar #21 - playerdous (09/13/2014) [-]
But you don't have to fly. Driving can cut cost dramatically with the more people you put in the car. A $2000 dollar family flight can be cut down to $400 in gas and food.

So to me the cost of a flight is a separate cost from the cost of the cruise.
#22 - mattwithnonumbers (09/13/2014) [-]
i suppose but I live in alberta by myself (most people move out here for better paying jobs) and the cost between driving to victoria BC and flying is about the same... Saskatchewan is even further inland than alberta so yeah...
#24 - playerdous (09/13/2014) [-]
I understand, rereading I didn't see the "central Canada" part.
Still think an flying version of a cruise would be interesting, too bad it never became thing.
#20 - mattwithnonumbers (09/13/2014) [-]
canada is surrounded by ocean on 3 sides and blubber on the bottom

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#140 - mercyburris ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
hoy
#141 to #140 - phoenix grinder (09/13/2014) [-]
all that lifting made you all sweaty. here, have some breasts
User avatar #137 - dragx (08/08/2014) [-]
Ma ***** , how's your username two words?
User avatar #138 to #137 - phoenix grinder (08/08/2014) [-]
a combination of big picture racing and having founded my account some half a decade ago
User avatar #139 to #138 - dragx (08/08/2014) [-]
well nice.
User avatar #117 - nelliel (06/21/2014) [-]
hi
User avatar #119 to #118 - nelliel (06/21/2014) [-]
am garagesale/mercyburris
User avatar #120 to #119 - phoenix grinder (06/21/2014) [-]
I had a feeling..creepy as that may seem. so prove it. you know how
User avatar #121 to #120 - nelliel (06/21/2014) [-]
nearly two years ago i asked you weather or not if your username was derived from your occupation of grinding phoenixes

i used to have a huge thing for ginger ale
User avatar #124 to #121 - phoenix grinder (06/21/2014) [-]
well, now I believe you .. but I was looking for a particular reference indeed. one..seldom used
User avatar #125 to #124 - nelliel (06/21/2014) [-]
i know there was a refrence i just don't remeber wich its been a while
User avatar #126 to #125 - phoenix grinder (06/21/2014) [-]
that is disappointing .. but I guess two outta three ain't bad
User avatar #127 to #126 - nelliel (06/21/2014) [-]
what reference was it again?
User avatar #128 to #127 - phoenix grinder (06/21/2014) [-]
le sigh. if it is lost to you it is lost to the ages. not a dry eye in the house
User avatar #130 to #129 - phoenix grinder (06/21/2014) [-]
not even close. if you look closely .. perhaps you'll see paradise by the dashboard light
User avatar #132 to #130 - mercyburris ONLINE (07/16/2014) [-]
was it meatloaf?
User avatar #133 to #132 - phoenix grinder (07/16/2014) [-]
took you long enough
#136 to #135 - mercyburris ONLINE (07/16/2014) [-]
am denny
#112 - pentol ONLINE (06/09/2014) [-]
um what?
User avatar #113 to #112 - phoenix grinder (06/10/2014) [-]
what what
User avatar #111 - abstractpink (04/28/2014) [-]
<3<3<3<3
User avatar #110 - theflamingfire ONLINE (04/21/2014) [-]
Asking people to not **** on good shows with there ****** anime they are a unstoppable army my friend they are worse than mlp people now
User avatar #122 to #110 - nelliel (06/21/2014) [-]
hey
User avatar #109 - tranquilizer (03/07/2014) [-]
quack
#88 - mercyburris ONLINE (06/11/2013) [-]
hey there
#93 to #92 - phoenix grinder (06/11/2013) [-]
garagesale you old dog you. other account get banned?
#94 to #93 - mercyburris ONLINE (06/11/2013) [-]
its a long story
#95 to #94 - phoenix grinder (06/11/2013) [-]
**** bro post some content. account all naked and **** ..
#97 to #95 - mercyburris ONLINE (06/11/2013) [-]
i have to find something worth posting cant go posting just for profile clothes
User avatar #98 to #97 - miscarriage ONLINE (07/31/2013) [-]
holy **** , you're garagesale?

fegget
User avatar #116 to #98 - nelliel (06/20/2014) [-]
lol
User avatar #131 to #116 - miscarriage ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
nellll
#99 to #98 - mercyburris ONLINE (07/31/2013) [-]
whats wrong with garagesale?
triple ****** ?
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#64 - curtt (10/11/2012) [-]
you know how mad you were going?
User avatar #65 to #64 - phoenix grinder (10/11/2012) [-]
so easy to get taken out of context on a site full of twelve year olds who will never even see a K car. get a job
#66 to #65 - curtt (10/11/2012) [-]
i didnt even see your comments aha i just saw everyone thought you were mad
User avatar #67 to #66 - phoenix grinder (10/11/2012) [-]
lesson here being don't ride bandwagons. I'm only like a hundred thousand thumbs away from being number one
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User avatar #61 to #60 - phoenix grinder (09/22/2012) [-]
**phoenix grinder rolls 78** 110% son whatsup
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User avatar #63 to #62 - phoenix grinder (09/22/2012) [-]
**phoenix grinder rolls 214** make it interesting to play g unit. find a classic, cool or archive post to roll from, mate.
#35 - PhoenixDeath (04/29/2011) [-]
Interesting name you have there...
Interesting name you have there...
User avatar #36 to #47 - phoenix grinder (04/30/2011) [-]
likewise. how'd you come to decide on yours?
User avatar #37 to #48 - PhoenixDeath (04/30/2011) [-]
Well I use the user name for pretty much everything. I made it years back since my name irl is Phoenix, and the death just looked cool, not to mention the whole flaming death/rebirth thing.
User avatar #38 to #49 - PhoenixDeath (04/30/2011) [-]
So where in Canada you at? I'm in B.C. myself.
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#32 - anonymous (03/26/2011) [-]
LOL
User avatar #2 - USSR (12/08/2010) [-]
******* Canadian dumbass
User avatar #123 to #2 - nelliel (06/21/2014) [-]
lol you died in 1991
User avatar #3 to #2 - phoenix grinder (12/15/2010) [-]
lol ur mad
User avatar #1 - USSR (12/08/2010) [-]
fag grow what are you five?
User avatar #4 to #1 - phoenix grinder (01/14/2011) [-]
imma leave these here to draw attention to your fail. anyone reading this, checkout 'enlarge to see lesson' on my profile to see what this Dr. of Creativity did to deserve getting served
 
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