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Age: 30
Date Signed Up:10/25/2009
Last Login:8/21/2014
Location:Canada
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#8 - :: ahem :: Avalanche Sharks WAS a movie, and it kicked ass 3 hours ago on Sharknado 0
#6 - 2014 and this is still the best system we have to launch das boat  [+] (1 new reply) 3 hours ago on ship launch +6
User avatar #8 - propanex (2 hours ago) [-]
Well there's other ways, like...

Filling a dock with water and opening the doors or,
If the boat is small enough, with a crane
#7 - my. hero. 3 hours ago on Muthafuckin' Tinder 0
#30 - gotcha. just making sure the statistics didn't include like Me… 3 hours ago on Random Interesting Facts... 0
#13 - safer than solar. please specify your argument  [+] (2 new replies) 3 hours ago on Random Interesting Facts... 0
User avatar #18 - thechosentroll (3 hours ago) [-]
"In terms of human deaths" means that fewer people have been killed by nuclear accidents than by solar panels falling on them or getting heat strokes.
User avatar #30 - phoenix grinder (3 hours ago) [-]
gotcha. just making sure the statistics didn't include like Melanoma and sunstroke and what have you
#10 - it took me a second but **** how far we'… 4 hours ago on Now forever +1
#61 - sex with yourself still counts guys. I'm happy for him 4 hours ago on I DID IT +1
#27 - it's summertime. did you only now stop fapping to this image l…  [+] (1 new reply) 4 hours ago on boobel bott +5
User avatar #29 - gollygreg (4 hours ago) [-]
god bless you
#38 - I pretty much asked to be nominated today on assbook .. while … 6 hours ago on Titanic ALS 0
#41 - do one with the book hanging delicately from your mouth … 08/20/2014 on Bow to your sensei +2

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User avatar #137 - dragx (08/08/2014) [-]
Ma ***** , how's your username two words?
User avatar #138 to #137 - phoenix grinder ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
a combination of big picture racing and having founded my account some half a decade ago
User avatar #139 to #138 - dragx (08/08/2014) [-]
well nice.
User avatar #117 - nelliel ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
hi
User avatar #118 to #117 - phoenix grinder ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
hello
User avatar #119 to #118 - nelliel ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
am garagesale/mercyburris
User avatar #120 to #119 - phoenix grinder ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
I had a feeling..creepy as that may seem. so prove it. you know how
User avatar #121 to #120 - nelliel ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
nearly two years ago i asked you weather or not if your username was derived from your occupation of grinding phoenixes

i used to have a huge thing for ginger ale
User avatar #124 to #121 - phoenix grinder ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
well, now I believe you .. but I was looking for a particular reference indeed. one..seldom used
User avatar #125 to #124 - nelliel ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
i know there was a refrence i just don't remeber wich its been a while
User avatar #126 to #125 - phoenix grinder ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
that is disappointing .. but I guess two outta three ain't bad
User avatar #127 to #126 - nelliel ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
what reference was it again?
User avatar #128 to #127 - phoenix grinder ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
le sigh. if it is lost to you it is lost to the ages. not a dry eye in the house
User avatar #130 to #129 - phoenix grinder ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
not even close. if you look closely .. perhaps you'll see paradise by the dashboard light
User avatar #132 to #130 - mercyburris (07/16/2014) [-]
was it meatloaf?
User avatar #133 to #132 - phoenix grinder ONLINE (07/16/2014) [-]
took you long enough
#115 to #114 - phoenix grinder ONLINE (06/12/2014) [-]
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#112 - pentol (06/09/2014) [-]
um what?
User avatar #113 to #112 - phoenix grinder ONLINE (06/10/2014) [-]
what what
User avatar #111 - abstractpink (04/28/2014) [-]
<3<3<3<3
User avatar #110 - theflamingfire ONLINE (04/21/2014) [-]
Asking people to not **** on good shows with there ****** anime they are a unstoppable army my friend they are worse than mlp people now
User avatar #122 to #110 - nelliel ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
hey
User avatar #109 - tranquilizer (03/07/2014) [-]
quack
#88 - mercyburris (06/11/2013) [-]
hey there
#89 to #88 - phoenix grinder ONLINE (06/11/2013) [-]
helllllo
#91 to #90 - phoenix grinder ONLINE (06/11/2013) [-]
that's hot
#93 to #92 - phoenix grinder ONLINE (06/11/2013) [-]
garagesale you old dog you. other account get banned?
#94 to #93 - mercyburris (06/11/2013) [-]
its a long story
#95 to #94 - phoenix grinder ONLINE (06/11/2013) [-]
**** bro post some content. account all naked and **** ..
#97 to #95 - mercyburris (06/11/2013) [-]
i have to find something worth posting cant go posting just for profile clothes
User avatar #98 to #97 - miscarriage ONLINE (07/31/2013) [-]
holy **** , you're garagesale?

fegget
User avatar #116 to #98 - nelliel ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
lol
User avatar #131 to #116 - miscarriage ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
nellll
#99 to #98 - mercyburris (07/31/2013) [-]
whats wrong with garagesale?
triple ****** ?
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#64 - curtt (10/11/2012) [-]
you know how mad you were going?
User avatar #65 to #64 - phoenix grinder ONLINE (10/11/2012) [-]
so easy to get taken out of context on a site full of twelve year olds who will never even see a K car. get a job
#66 to #65 - curtt (10/11/2012) [-]
i didnt even see your comments aha i just saw everyone thought you were mad
User avatar #67 to #66 - phoenix grinder ONLINE (10/11/2012) [-]
lesson here being don't ride bandwagons. I'm only like a hundred thousand thumbs away from being number one
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User avatar #61 to #60 - phoenix grinder ONLINE (09/22/2012) [-]
**phoenix grinder rolls 78** 110% son whatsup
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User avatar #63 to #62 - phoenix grinder ONLINE (09/22/2012) [-]
**phoenix grinder rolls 214** make it interesting to play g unit. find a classic, cool or archive post to roll from, mate.
#35 - PhoenixDeath (04/29/2011) [-]
Interesting name you have there...
Interesting name you have there...
User avatar #36 to #47 - phoenix grinder ONLINE (04/30/2011) [-]
likewise. how'd you come to decide on yours?
User avatar #37 to #48 - PhoenixDeath (04/30/2011) [-]
Well I use the user name for pretty much everything. I made it years back since my name irl is Phoenix, and the death just looked cool, not to mention the whole flaming death/rebirth thing.
User avatar #38 to #49 - PhoenixDeath (04/30/2011) [-]
So where in Canada you at? I'm in B.C. myself.
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#32 - anonymous (03/26/2011) [-]
LOL
User avatar #2 - USSR (12/08/2010) [-]
******* Canadian dumbass
User avatar #123 to #2 - nelliel ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
lol you died in 1991
User avatar #3 to #2 - phoenix grinder ONLINE (12/15/2010) [-]
lol ur mad
User avatar #1 - USSR (12/08/2010) [-]
fag grow what are you five?
User avatar #4 to #1 - phoenix grinder ONLINE (01/14/2011) [-]
imma leave these here to draw attention to your fail. anyone reading this, checkout 'enlarge to see lesson' on my profile to see what this Dr. of Creativity did to deserve getting served
 
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