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phlogistinator

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Date Signed Up:9/09/2015
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#5 - I had one of those digital dart boards. It was so ****** … 01/11/2016 on Dog can Fetch 0
#65 - I won't miss moon shoes, those damn ankle snappers, but everyt… 01/10/2016 on Nostalgia Comp 0
#61 - **** yeah, that show was great! 01/10/2016 on Nostalgia Comp 0
#147 - Allah Ackbar mother ******* 01/10/2016 on i wonder if they're ok 0
#14 - That you can. 01/09/2016 on Gotta love infomercials 0
#11 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 01/09/2016 on Gotta love infomercials 0
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#13 - razerdude (01/09/2016) [-]
but i can suggest you to do so
#14 - phlogistinator (01/09/2016) [-]
That you can.
#15 - Man, I hate seeing **** like in photo #13. That kid is…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/09/2016 on some more year of waaa +22
#94 - jehovah (01/09/2016) [-]
"Racist" and "functioning member of society" are two adjectives to describe a person that have literally nothing to do with each other.
#67 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
if you live in Ferguson or Baltimore I'm pretty sure it's a learned behavior
#16 - selfdenyingbeggar (01/09/2016) [-]
There's a lot of shit that is learned in this world. The programming is passed generation from generation, a lot of times through trauma-induced mind control.

#7 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 01/09/2016 on Gotta love infomercials 0
#10 - razerdude (01/09/2016) [-]
use the real quote u dingus
#16 - granate (01/09/2016) [-]
From ye olde days. 2012, I think?
#11 - phlogistinator (01/09/2016) [-]
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#13 - razerdude (01/09/2016) [-]
but i can suggest you to do so
#14 - phlogistinator (01/09/2016) [-]
That you can.
#37 - That last one. 01/09/2016 on Avatar: The last sick spinner 0
#33 - Trainwiz is is at it again, the god damn legend! 01/07/2016 on Choo choo motherfucker +1
#23 - What anti-vaxers don't realize, (or refuse to acknowledge), is… 01/06/2016 on Sorry Brian jr. +8
#68 - And wouldn't you know it, they EXIST! Why t… 01/06/2016 on Defense Against Lightsabers 0
#48 - It's gonna end up being Trump vs Clinton in the elections. We…  [+] (7 new replies) 01/05/2016 on Trumperino +3
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#76 - herecomesjohnny (01/05/2016) [-]
Clinton at least has experience in diplomacy. Trump will get punched in the face by Putin the moment he opens his mouth in the Kremlin.
#84 - anon (01/05/2016) [-]
trump and uncle vlad are best friends
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#88 - herecomesjohnny (01/05/2016) [-]
definitely won't be when business will be on the table
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#136 - blackmageewizardt (01/05/2016) [-]
Oh this is going to be fun when US would Reform from regular corruption to Putin corruption, in which then all cooperations have to bend down and crawl into Trump“s but just like with Putin.

I laugh and spit at every Trump voter who honestly belief that this guy will be free from corruption, he may even beat Nixon in that.
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#152 - tealcanaan (01/05/2016) [-]
Nixon was a pretty great president tbh fam.
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#62 - krazykorn (01/05/2016) [-]
I wanna go to Denmark
#52 - anon (01/05/2016) [-]
>conventional layman's wisdom
#22 - >when your 6 years old, playing Legend of Zelda OoT and you…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/03/2016 on How to scare a gamer +12
#43 - xzayviaaeyeres (01/03/2016) [-]
The 'insta-kill' spiders in the Forest Temple spooked me real good, I did the Fire Temple first. Once I did that, The bloody Water Temple required the finding of a guide to get through that mess
#43 - #30 is wring, you cannot see the Great Wall of China from spac… 01/03/2016 on 35 things you thought you... 0
#13 - I'm an American and I agree with ya. The butthurt anons can't…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/01/2016 on Shitstorm starter 0
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#66 - sgtmajjohnson (01/01/2016) [-]
No one who was defending the U.S. went anon. That was all the one fag.
#7 - No mercy! 12/31/2015 on Dindu Nuffin +5
#42 - Honestly, if we ever get robots of this level of sophisticatio…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/28/2015 on Android Test +3
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#128 - redstonealchemist (12/29/2015) [-]
reminds me of iRobot, short circuit, the original robocop (the scene where they try to suppress him consciousness), star trek the next generation (Mr Data), A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001), xenosaga (i've only seen the second one) and chappie, but my personal favourite is ergo proxy.

i'd love to watch Ex Machina (2015) and The Machine (2013)
#92 - Ahh. I see your point. 12/28/2015 on Religion 0
#89 - That's easy enough to explain. FJ has very few people who sup…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/28/2015 on Religion 0
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#91 - drakonpunch (12/28/2015) [-]
I understand that, I'm just pointing out the hypocrisy
#92 - phlogistinator (12/28/2015) [-]
Ahh. I see your point.
#86 - A shield is definitely a huge advantage for the centurion, and… 12/28/2015 on Conflicting Philosophies 0
#84 - *suppiorier to steel in strength and cutting ability. Forgot … 12/28/2015 on Conflicting Philosophies 0
#83 - Which is then heated, (tempered) to increase the toughness of …  [+] (3 new replies) 12/28/2015 on Conflicting Philosophies +1
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#85 - theism (12/28/2015) [-]
Although if you compare equipment Roman troops carried shields, wore metal armor and carried throwing spears in addition to their swords. Samurai didn't use shields and typically used spears and bows more heavily than swords. If the initial javelin was on target it would take out the samurai for sure. The lack of a shield would be a major disadvantage for the samurai and may be the clincher. Naturally the issue would be individual skill and luck making it hard to decide.
#86 - phlogistinator (12/28/2015) [-]
A shield is definitely a huge advantage for the centurion, and a samurai would have a hard time countering it. Javelins are difficult to aim, especially if the target is moving, so I would say that it would be unlikely to hit, but if it hit the right spot, it would kill. This is why bows are preferred by samurai's, as they are more accurate and they were deadly with them. Like you said, it would largely depend on individual skill and luck, along with terrain.
#84 - phlogistinator (12/28/2015) [-]
*suppiorier to steel in strength and cutting ability. Forgot to put that.
#81 - Steel is an alloy of iron. I guess you need chemistry lessons too.  [+] (5 new replies) 12/28/2015 on Conflicting Philosophies +1
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#82 - theism (12/28/2015) [-]
Steel is iron with carbon added to fill the gaps in the crystal lattice, if you start with shitty iron you get shitty steel.
#83 - phlogistinator (12/28/2015) [-]
Which is then heated, (tempered) to increase the toughness of the metal by removing the hardness and brittleness of the metal. Tempered steel is superior to plain old steel, and leagues ahead of iron. Romans also knew how to make steel, and their swords were made of steel, but it was just plain steel, nothing special about it other than differences of carbon between individual's swords. I personally prefer Roman culture over Japanese culture, but saying that they are pushovers couldn't be more wrong. A samurai would have as much as a chance, if not more due to their supperior 1v1 training.
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#85 - theism (12/28/2015) [-]
Although if you compare equipment Roman troops carried shields, wore metal armor and carried throwing spears in addition to their swords. Samurai didn't use shields and typically used spears and bows more heavily than swords. If the initial javelin was on target it would take out the samurai for sure. The lack of a shield would be a major disadvantage for the samurai and may be the clincher. Naturally the issue would be individual skill and luck making it hard to decide.
#86 - phlogistinator (12/28/2015) [-]
A shield is definitely a huge advantage for the centurion, and a samurai would have a hard time countering it. Javelins are difficult to aim, especially if the target is moving, so I would say that it would be unlikely to hit, but if it hit the right spot, it would kill. This is why bows are preferred by samurai's, as they are more accurate and they were deadly with them. Like you said, it would largely depend on individual skill and luck, along with terrain.
#84 - phlogistinator (12/28/2015) [-]
*suppiorier to steel in strength and cutting ability. Forgot to put that.
#79 - This post couldn't be more wrong. You don't have to be a hist…  [+] (8 new replies) 12/28/2015 on Conflicting Philosophies 0
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#88 - ashesllashes (01/03/2016) [-]
a katana is a bad sword, it is just to thin
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#80 - theism (12/28/2015) [-]
Steel is iron bruh, Japan has shit tier native iron and so the steel the samurai would be wielding would suck ass.
#81 - phlogistinator (12/28/2015) [-]
Steel is an alloy of iron. I guess you need chemistry lessons too.
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#82 - theism (12/28/2015) [-]
Steel is iron with carbon added to fill the gaps in the crystal lattice, if you start with shitty iron you get shitty steel.
#83 - phlogistinator (12/28/2015) [-]
Which is then heated, (tempered) to increase the toughness of the metal by removing the hardness and brittleness of the metal. Tempered steel is superior to plain old steel, and leagues ahead of iron. Romans also knew how to make steel, and their swords were made of steel, but it was just plain steel, nothing special about it other than differences of carbon between individual's swords. I personally prefer Roman culture over Japanese culture, but saying that they are pushovers couldn't be more wrong. A samurai would have as much as a chance, if not more due to their supperior 1v1 training.
User avatar
#85 - theism (12/28/2015) [-]
Although if you compare equipment Roman troops carried shields, wore metal armor and carried throwing spears in addition to their swords. Samurai didn't use shields and typically used spears and bows more heavily than swords. If the initial javelin was on target it would take out the samurai for sure. The lack of a shield would be a major disadvantage for the samurai and may be the clincher. Naturally the issue would be individual skill and luck making it hard to decide.
#86 - phlogistinator (12/28/2015) [-]
A shield is definitely a huge advantage for the centurion, and a samurai would have a hard time countering it. Javelins are difficult to aim, especially if the target is moving, so I would say that it would be unlikely to hit, but if it hit the right spot, it would kill. This is why bows are preferred by samurai's, as they are more accurate and they were deadly with them. Like you said, it would largely depend on individual skill and luck, along with terrain.
#84 - phlogistinator (12/28/2015) [-]
*suppiorier to steel in strength and cutting ability. Forgot to put that.
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