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Date Signed Up:5/01/2013
Last Login:12/14/2014
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#165 - Full House aired in 1987. The Olson twins were born in 1987.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/09/2014 on The smart the weird and the... 0
User avatar #167 - elcreepo (12/09/2014) [-]
In the picture she looks about three or four.
#23 - After years of people trying to blame me for the events of Jur…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/09/2014 on Not this guy again +3
User avatar #25 - zaxzwim (12/09/2014) [-]
don't worry, i still respect you
#22 - Nope. 12/09/2014 on Not this guy again 0
#1 - Listen here you little ***** . I'm very good at my…  [+] (14 new replies) 12/08/2014 on Not this guy again +348
#24 - jhoec (12/09/2014) [-]
I don't know what to do with this!
#12 - thatfoulstench (12/09/2014) [-]
User avatar #10 - sexyhimself (12/09/2014) [-]
I don't blame you, mate. 'Twas cause of the storm last time.
User avatar #9 - xbyronx (12/09/2014) [-]
philtippit confirmed as mudkipfucker alt
#22 - philtippett (12/09/2014) [-]
Nope.
User avatar #8 - doctorprofessornv (12/09/2014) [-]
You've been waiting for this moment haven't you?
User avatar #7 - forceman (12/09/2014) [-]
this user isn't new at all that's the weird part to me.
User avatar #20 - zaxzwim (12/09/2014) [-]
i had assumed he made it specificly for this but after reading your comment it has raised more questions on why he made it half a year ago
#23 - philtippett (12/09/2014) [-]
After years of people trying to blame me for the events of Jurassic Park I finally decided to fight back and set the record straight.

Jurassic World was supposed to be my redeeming moment but then they had to mess with it all over again in a new way.

Now I'm going to spend the next 20 years setting the record straight again.

God damn scientists have ruined my life. I used to be a respected man.
User avatar #25 - zaxzwim (12/09/2014) [-]
don't worry, i still respect you
#6 - castereleven (12/09/2014) [-]
Phil "Tip It"
#3 - apugwithahat (12/08/2014) [-]
how can one plan for a genetically engendered shark jumper
#2 - thatspanishguy (12/08/2014) [-]
Good job, faget.
#4 - gobnick (12/09/2014) [-]
what thatspanishguy said, awesome comment and perfect username. I hope in the future you can come up with some near or better than this comment. for now, a thumb
#30 - There were like a HUNDRED ******* dinosaurs. And… 10/19/2014 on Under The Train +18
#1 - Gamete = sex cells. Zygote = Fertilized sex cells. … 10/19/2014 on Words +22
#4 - Picture 10/19/2014 on She's 15, I'm 18 0
#11 - I LOVE that gif. (if you don't know why Google my name)  [+] (3 new replies) 10/19/2014 on Under The Train +27
#17 - waffies (10/19/2014) [-]
HOW DID YOU FUCK UP THAT BADLY?!?!?!
#18 - waffies (10/19/2014) [-]
non thumbnail because fuck that
#30 - philtippett (10/19/2014) [-]
There were like a HUNDRED fucking dinosaurs. And on top of it all there were those fucking sick triceratops. How the fuck was I supposed to know that, that fat piece of shit was going to set up a god damned virus that would turn off all the cages.

Shit was fucked up. It wasn't my fault!
#30 - Dead Poets Society. 08/14/2014 on RIP In Peace 0
#178 - Yeah I guess the joke only works if you know what it's about. … 08/14/2014 on checking privilage 101 0
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#2 - mudkipfucker ONLINE (12/09/2014) [-]
stickied by philtippett
You're the 1000th person ive added as a friend
#1 - ronnywillkillyou (12/09/2014) [-]
Are you really The philtippet of the jurassic park movies?
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