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#532 - ohmygodmysides 07/16/2013 on Anon goes to a Mexican... 0
#329 - its so messed up that people will take advantage of an otherwi… 07/03/2013 on Egyptians targeting heli's... 0
#80 - In short, this African American kid (Treyvon Martin) was out l…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/22/2013 on Tough luck bro. +2
User avatar #87 - teoberry (06/22/2013) [-]
It's quite clearly self defense. Forensic evidence of Trayvon's hoodie shows Zimmerman was shooting upwards from the ground, meaning he was pinned
User avatar #88 - Lycanz (06/22/2013) [-]
that doesn't really prove it. What if Trayvon was wrestling to get the gun that was pointed at him? Nobody knows what really happened. nobody can really say who is in the wrong.
#178 - anon (06/22/2013) [-]
Yes, and nobody has to say who is in the wrong to make him legally innocent. Innocent until proven guilty.
#76 - i agree with this statement. not with the exact terminology, b… 06/22/2013 on Tough luck bro. +5
#29 - as much as i hate to say it, the ********* running the …  [+] (8 new replies) 06/13/2013 on 117 -3
#45 - anon (06/13/2013) [-]
Really? You're gonna say that when Call of Duty comes out with a game annually?
User avatar #60 - tombombadil (06/13/2013) [-]
He didn't say "COD 5 lyfe!" or anything like that. He just said that they were beating a dead horse, which pretty much every shooter franchise is currently doing.
#35 - anon (06/13/2013) [-]
you do know that 343 is making a second trilogy right? so not only is there going to be 5
but there is also going to be a 6. and who knows, maybe if 343 gets there crap together maybe even third trilogy after that.
#33 - anon (06/13/2013) [-]
If you were a true halo fan... then you would understand that the story is never over until Chief is. Kindly Fuck yourself, please.
#78 - thatonecarlkid (06/13/2013) [-]
Why? I would much rather have a good storyline that is short than this garbage that 343 keeps distributing. Bungie should have never sold the rights and should have just let the game end, but whatever. Destiny is going to shit all over Halo anyways.
User avatar #32 - epsilonwolf (06/13/2013) [-]
Do you know what you're talking about?
User avatar #31 - alphawolffifteen (06/13/2013) [-]
You know nothing of Halo...
User avatar #30 - superhoody (06/13/2013) [-]
I understand where you're coming from there, but I think they're only able to do it because the majority of fans do want more games. I was more amazed with how quickly the Assassin Creed games came out. I really thought the 3rd game was the end there. Ya, they're making a ton of money, but I can you really blame them if people are buying their product?
#138 - i just got done watching "The Last Samurai"... deja … 06/08/2013 on Expensive Spear Throwing +1
#248 - two words: **** that 06/08/2013 on This is why I'm afraid of... 0
#146 - what a McFaggot 06/06/2013 on Why Has No-one Done This?! +3
#15 - first video puts a whole new spin on the term " ******… 06/03/2013 on Why traffic jams happen? 0
#5 - this could very well be the funniest thing ive seen in awhile.. 06/02/2013 on Jerome 0
#32 - **** you faggot 05/27/2013 on Memorial Day 0
#10 - **** you. 05/24/2013 on Don't do it 0
#83 - what type of dog is that?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/10/2012 on Rottweiler_Puppy +1
#99 - anon (11/10/2012) [-]
#81 - Comment deleted 11/10/2012 on Rottweiler_Puppy 0
#68 - my thoughts exactly 10/13/2012 on Good Girl Amanda +1
#67 - I was bullied every day from sixth grade to junior year in hig…  [+] (17 new replies) 10/13/2012 on Good Girl Amanda +104
#1261 - butiloveu (10/14/2012) [-]
i love you
User avatar #1206 - nggamer (10/14/2012) [-]
this post cured my cancer
#1063 - anon (10/14/2012) [-]

no sarcasm
#924 - poopmegusta (10/14/2012) [-]
Yeah i have a smiliar story. I came in an argument the other day about her doing her own mistakes and being weak. It made my friend go apeshit lol. Nice to see atleast someone agrees with me
#585 - frostman (10/14/2012) [-]
MFW the end of the story
User avatar #406 - Hizzyfizzy (10/14/2012) [-]
"I put my man pants on" I laughed then sputtered hot tea all over myself. Also that is actually quite inspiring.
User avatar #158 - GhandisPimpCane (10/14/2012) [-]
When you said you started lifting Eye of the Tiger started playing in my head
#147 - italianchef (10/14/2012) [-]
you actually have an inspiring story. suicide/self mutilation is the stupidest thing humans have ever come up with
pic related, you do
#1341 - anon (10/14/2012) [-]
idk guys i could say there's a bit of a difference

i'm not sayin she DIDN'T take the easy way out, but it's not really the girls that "put on their man pants" or keep a stiff upper lip,
your quarrel with those russians was completely physical and you knew you had to either get big or get hit. that wasn't really the case with her.

and physical confrontations are completely different from emotional confrontations and put-downs, once you do something wrong or somebody finds a fault with you, they can make you feel like you're a micrometer tall and not even have to be in the same country as you, then it's a slippery slope from there and all the assholes jump on the hate bandwagon. i'm still not saying she had to kill herself because of it but the circumstances were completely different.
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User avatar #1454 - italianchef (10/14/2012) [-]
for future reference you replied to the wrong comment.
User avatar #129 - ferrettamer (10/14/2012) [-]
The reason the russian kids beat you up was because your parents were part of the Armenian mob, and the Russian mob didn't like that, so they sent the kids after you to strike at the parents
#97 - dameush (10/14/2012) [-]
shit.. the reason I've never committed suicide is that I don't want to give those fuckers the satisfaction of knowing they broke me
#142 - Rhitman has deleted their comment.
#143 - dameush (10/14/2012) [-]
surrre....let's go with that
User avatar #86 - jokersaysamuseme (10/13/2012) [-]
People are calling her a hero?

User avatar #588 - frostman (10/14/2012) [-]
Not a hero, just saying that it was all the bullies fault and how she was perfect. Obviously.
User avatar #121 - kinglobster (10/14/2012) [-]
well, she did an hero. soooooooo....
#327 - ive been here a LOT longer then you have friend. im on almost … 07/17/2012 on How to look crazy in public! 0
#316 - > getting more red thumbs then reposted content > ST… 07/17/2012 on How to look crazy in public! 0
#297 - I'm trying to help you out here buddy. take a gander at your c… 07/17/2012 on How to look crazy in public! 0
#284 - Bitching about minor mistakes that everyone makes on a daily b… 07/17/2012 on How to look crazy in public! 0
#273 - you still haven't told me where i was wrong... Here's a tip bu… 07/17/2012 on How to look crazy in public! +2
#258 - >losing argument, looking like a ******** >in… 07/17/2012 on How to look crazy in public! 0
#255 - theres this little thing called READING. i know it seems like … 07/17/2012 on How to look crazy in public! +2
#7 - well yea, he is black. 07/01/2012 on Another Balotelli? 0
#26 - Comment deleted  [+] (7 new replies) 07/01/2012 on The flying gun 0
#27 - anon (07/01/2012) [-]
You're the reason why everyone hates us.
User avatar #36 - bgskamikaze (07/01/2012) [-]
what did he say?
User avatar #37 - walcorn (07/01/2012) [-]
he claimed America owns the sky

User avatar #40 - bgskamikaze (07/01/2012) [-]
oh and thank you for telling me by the way
#42 - walcorn (07/01/2012) [-]
This image has expired
no problem...
a little tip, unless their profile is blocked, you can go to it and check their recent comments.
pic related
User avatar #43 - bgskamikaze (07/01/2012) [-]
i will remember that thank you
User avatar #39 - bgskamikaze (07/01/2012) [-]
yeah that would be a reason why people hate us
i mean come on everyone knows we own the water and ground as well(lol jk)


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thank you nigeria for ruining the world cup for white people
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Marshall your a faggot
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