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Gender: male
Consoles Owned: xbox, xbox 360
Video Games Played: battlefeild 3, call of duty black ops/2
X-box Gamertag: phoenixinstinct
Interests: cross-country running, swiming
Date Signed Up:5/31/2012
Last Login:9/16/2014
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Comment Ranking:#6418
Highest Comment Rank:#496
Comment Thumbs: 7230 total,  7940 ,  710
Content Level Progress: 6.77% (4/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 41% (41/100)
Level 267 Comments: Pure Win → Level 268 Comments: Pure Win
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Total Comments Made:1231
FJ Points:7232

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User avatar #2 - infamoustrapper (05/13/2013) [-]
Why are we friends, faggot. Do I know you?
User avatar #3 to #2 - pheonixinstinct (05/13/2013) [-]
i think we had a conversation once gaybay
User avatar #4 to #3 - infamoustrapper (05/13/2013) [-]
And I friended you because of it? Must have been a ******* awesome conversation then, homo.
User avatar #5 to #4 - pheonixinstinct (05/13/2013) [-]
Must have you peter puffer
User avatar #7 to #6 - pheonixinstinct (05/13/2013) [-]
peter puffer is another slang word for gay
User avatar #8 to #7 - infamoustrapper (05/13/2013) [-]
ur ugly
User avatar #9 to #8 - pheonixinstinct (05/13/2013) [-]
well thats just rude you sick jobby jabber
User avatar #14 to #9 - jobby (05/13/2013) [-]
nobody is jabbing me
User avatar #10 to #9 - infamoustrapper (05/13/2013) [-]
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User avatar #11 to #10 - pheonixinstinct (05/13/2013) [-]
bum bandit
User avatar #13 to #12 - pheonixinstinct (05/13/2013) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little flamer? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another chicken hawk. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, minge muncher. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ******* dead, bummer. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you gay lord. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're ******* dead, you hasbian.
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