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Gender: male
Consoles Owned: xbox, xbox 360
Video Games Played: battlefeild 3, call of duty black ops/2
X-box Gamertag: phoenixinstinct
Interests: cross-country running, swiming
Date Signed Up:5/31/2012
Last Login:10/24/2014
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#3817
Highest Comment Rank:#496
Comment Thumbs: 7518 total,  8266 ,  748
Content Level Progress: 6.77% (4/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 43% (43/100)
Level 269 Comments: Pure Win → Level 270 Comments: Ninja Pirate
Total Comments Made:1254
FJ Points:7434

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#1 - is this girls and panzers?  [+] (4 new replies) 10/23/2014 on Sword 0
#5 - animesource (10/24/2014) [-]
As #2 said it's FMA.
You can tell it's NOT Girls und Panzer solely from animation quality.
#6 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/24/2014) [-]
And from the fact that it's actually entertaining to watch. Sauce on animesource's gif is Jormungand.
#7 - animesource (10/24/2014) [-]
Well I agree FMA was better, but GuP wasn't bad either.

Quad wielding when just 2 guns isn't enough
User avatar #2 - endorphinsrage (10/24/2014) [-]
Full Metal Alchemist
#36 - ya it counts, the effort was there, but the pros are a lot har… 10/23/2014 on NFL material 0
#3 - i feel bad for the dragon fly. it was trying so hard to escape 10/21/2014 on Eating a Dragonfly 0
#4 - Picture 10/21/2014 on 100ft lego machine +5
#1 - and now they all have drifted apart 10/21/2014 on Fuck I Love This Show +19
#4 - soo, this opens a whole new field of white nights  [+] (1 new reply) 10/15/2014 on Muricafag here with a... -3
User avatar #5 - truesmokewolf (10/15/2014) [-]
Yeah... no. White Knights are faggots who think by being a hero in shining armor, a girl will finally have sex witht them. Being a regular knight doesn't involve... well, anything. It's just an honorary thing. It's just kinda badass. Think about all those losers with PhD, Med, Dr and all those other titles they can have... but you have "Sir".
#280 - its always the simple stuff 10/15/2014 on American arrogance 0
#9 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 10/15/2014 on Funnyjunk designs some shirts +9
#25 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/15/2014) [-]
price: $400
#90 - guess its time to go eat a bag of dickss  [+] (2 new replies) 10/14/2014 on American arrogance +9
#138 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/14/2014) [-]
Put down that bag of dickss, that study is for Florida' s 4th graders in 2011. So it's pretty much meaningless
#156 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/14/2014) [-]
They only do the study every five years. That's how the Progress in International Reading Literacy Study works. 2011 is the most recent data. And, yes they study forth graders. Do you really think the National Center for Educational Statistics samples every student at every grade level? They test a population to get data. In the case of this study, it's forth graders. So...you're meaningless, and you can join pheonixinstinct and chow down on those dicks!
#9 - Ben Franklin had a similar idea that was used to economize on … 10/14/2014 on American arrogance 0

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#16 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #2 - infamoustrapper (05/13/2013) [-]
Why are we friends, faggot. Do I know you?
User avatar #3 to #2 - pheonixinstinct (05/13/2013) [-]
i think we had a conversation once gaybay
User avatar #4 to #3 - infamoustrapper (05/13/2013) [-]
And I friended you because of it? Must have been a ******* awesome conversation then, homo.
User avatar #5 to #4 - pheonixinstinct (05/13/2013) [-]
Must have you peter puffer
User avatar #7 to #6 - pheonixinstinct (05/13/2013) [-]
peter puffer is another slang word for gay
User avatar #8 to #7 - infamoustrapper (05/13/2013) [-]
ur ugly
User avatar #9 to #8 - pheonixinstinct (05/13/2013) [-]
well thats just rude you sick jobby jabber
User avatar #14 to #9 - jobby (05/13/2013) [-]
nobody is jabbing me
User avatar #10 to #9 - infamoustrapper (05/13/2013) [-]
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User avatar #11 to #10 - pheonixinstinct (05/13/2013) [-]
bum bandit
User avatar #13 to #12 - pheonixinstinct (05/13/2013) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little flamer? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another chicken hawk. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, minge muncher. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ******* dead, bummer. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you gay lord. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're ******* dead, you hasbian.
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