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Date Signed Up:6/20/2013
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#33 - Just a normal human? He can make and throw energy discs, c… 12/29/2015 on AnimeKami Returns! With... 0
#7 - Usually done with big boobs, but nipples are mouths, so instea…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/26/2015 on commissions. +27
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#15 - yugiohkris (12/27/2015) [-]
>>#7, >>#6, huh must be pretty rare I've only seen it done with this character. superamiuniverse.tumblr.com/image/97280533955
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#93 - redictor (12/27/2015) [-]
>teetg
#42 - My reaction after playing your video 12/25/2015 on Anon asks a question 0
#352 - Cant wait to win 12/24/2015 on A very special giveaway 0
#4 - My reaction after hearing my head voice hear that  [+] (3 new replies) 12/24/2015 on Anon asks a question -9
#41 - blackmageewizardt (12/24/2015) [-]
THANKS SATAN!!! I CAN´T HEAR SHIT ANYMORE!!!
#34 - gmarrox (12/24/2015) [-]
My reaction after playing that video
#42 - phawsy (12/25/2015) [-]
My reaction after playing your video
#6 - Isn't that the base plot for a lot of anime?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/23/2015 on She`ll cut your dick off +1
#7 - bluemagebrilly (12/23/2015) [-]
Well, yeah, but this one was pretty specific. Like they're just at school and suddenly, bam. They can each do something unique and the guy is a really over dramatic person... Or something.

That's what I was thinking of at least.
#2 - Imagine being any form of sickness that requires constant medi…  [+] (26 new replies) 12/23/2015 on Itd be way worse for us... +200
#84 - donated (12/24/2015) [-]
So like zombrex in dead rising?
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#79 - abesimpson (12/24/2015) [-]
It's possible to live with type 2 diabetes with a strict diet control, depending how severe it is. But yeah, a large part of the population depends on medical care to live.
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#72 - ocdrawer (12/24/2015) [-]
I have CF so I'd be so far dead that i'd probably just become a volunteer zombie with all my medications

"hey, is that ocdrawer over there? what are you doing eating people, man? can't you find food?"

"It's a shitty job, bill, but I don't have to worry about dental or health plans. Oh yeah, EURRRGH, BRAINS"
#71 - anon (12/24/2015) [-]
Natural selection is a jerk.
#65 - DrFlanigan (12/24/2015) [-]
Walking Dead attempted diabeetus in an episode. The actress got really sluggish and tired, so they injected her with insulin and she was fine.

Except in reality she would be dead. Insulin lowers blood sugar. Sluggish = low blood sugar.

Sluggish + Insulin = you lapse into a coma and you die
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#51 - tropenthatshtup (12/24/2015) [-]
A subplot of "Under the Dome" (at least the TV version) one of the diabetic characters goes without insulin to ration it better and most od the other characters don't notice until she passes out and later dies
The Dead Rising 2 mention below is also very similar to this and an accurate description of its likely outcome.

I'm still kind of caught up on what apocalypse this would be where someone with braces could survive eating not too many hard or sticky foods.
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#46 - whitie (12/24/2015) [-]
I guess you could go to an insulin factory, take a culture of the bacteria they use to make the insulin, and cultivate it to make home made insulin, provided you had the resources & expertise to do so
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#75 - augisnvm (12/24/2015) [-]
Insulin has to be dosed so precisely that it's practically impossible to produce it effectively if you're not trained in that particular area.
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#66 - urmomsagrot (12/24/2015) [-]
Many people have trouble feeding themselves, let alone manufacturing their own medications. And that's if they even survive the initial apocalypse!
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#76 - whitie (12/24/2015) [-]
Well its a better plan than "everybody diabetic dies in two years"
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#77 - wetbproductions (12/24/2015) [-]
I'm taking you with me if shit hits the fan
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#82 - arreatface (12/24/2015) [-]
I have a disease and won't be much help in them apocalypses

I give great blowjobs on the other hand !
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#41 - venegal (12/24/2015) [-]
Which is why people with that kind of condition or fat basterds are often not seen in post-apocalypse series.
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#38 - muffincannibal (12/24/2015) [-]
The human race would have a clean slate afterwards, genetically that is.
#60 - anon (12/24/2015) [-]
That's not how genes work, there are still recessive genes that don't manifest but can be passed on. If anything, in a bad enough apocalyptic scenario, the sharp decrease in genetic variety could actually hurt us overall rather than help us.
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#62 - muffincannibal (12/24/2015) [-]
You could help the world in the scenario and stop fucking your cousins.
#42 - anon (12/24/2015) [-]
Not after all that fallout, and I imagine the less inhibited but hardy members of society may do some things to fuck it up further.
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#47 - VLG (12/24/2015) [-]
There is effectively one apocalyptic scenario which involves radiation.
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#44 - relvel (12/24/2015) [-]
Zombie apocalypse, anon.
#48 - anon (12/24/2015) [-]
Fuck, we've gotten to the point where no one remembers dawn of the dead.
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#34 - murrlogic (12/24/2015) [-]
Ever play Deadrising 2?

Zombrex is needed to prevent Frank from turning into a Zombie. He needs to apply it every 3 days or he will become the undead.

In Dead Rising 2 Vanilla version, the plot was Chuck needed Zombrex for his daughter who gets bit at the beginning of the game. There is a grand total of 10 Zombrex in existence and they're conveniently scattered all over the mall.
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#39 - civilizedwasteland (12/24/2015) [-]
fuck that game is hard
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#32 - mikepetru (12/24/2015) [-]
They had a character like that on the latest season of The Walking Dead. Girl needed insulin.
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#80 - mion (12/24/2015) [-]
Yeah, glad that she got ridden off. That bitch was dumb af
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#14 - platinumaltaria (12/24/2015) [-]
Ooooor the person would plug themself into a slave who would share blood to keep them alive... and thus a villain is born.
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#10 - edwardm (12/23/2015) [-]
One Second After is the book you are looking for. Not zombies but still good.
#11 - If someone that looks like a middle easterner slings a backpac…  [+] (7 new replies) 12/23/2015 on jihad jihad allah snacks +5
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#13 - scowler (12/23/2015) [-]
I'd at least try to run in his direction.
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#14 - jonnyfrosty (12/23/2015) [-]
What for
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#16 - scowler (12/24/2015) [-]
To pin the son of a bitch, what else?
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#17 - vincatvangogh (12/24/2015) [-]
I remember when I was 12 and day dreamed about tackling school shooters. You'll grow out of it son
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#22 - scowler (12/24/2015) [-]
I think it's the other way around.
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#23 - jonnyfrosty (12/24/2015) [-]
Youre dreaming about being a school shooter tackling 12 year olds?
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#24 - scowler (12/24/2015) [-]
No, you get tired of running away from danger and decide to go on the offensive.
#15 - Left 4 Dad - You must escape to each safe room before you are … 12/23/2015 on This can be good +7
#7 - Jeez, thats not just ear rape, thats heart attack inducing, di…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/23/2015 on when he put it in dry +1
#8 - moorgar (12/23/2015) [-]
well you can´t say i didn´t warn you

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