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Gender: male
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360
Video Games Played: Dark Souls
X-box Gamertag: MushyBird
Interests: Dark Souls
Date Signed Up:8/05/2013
Last Login:1/29/2015
Location:Pen Island
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Level 214 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 215 Comments: Comedic Genius
Total Comments Made:597
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Sometimes I hide in the oven and hope someone turns me into cookies. It's pretty fun being made of marshmallows, but it's difficult to be in the line of work I'm in. As a firefighter, I shoot Pyromancers with my laser gun pinata named Rodriguez Montivo Alabaster III. Spaghetti is quite likely to be the greatest human invention since spaghetti. I like Dark Souls, so Praise the Sun and what-not... I don't like talking about myself, so how about we talk about you, baby? What's yo name?

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#22 - Is that Barry B. Benson's face?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/26/2015 on 10/10 would buy +2
User avatar #64 - chillybilly (01/26/2015) [-]
I bee-lieve that it is.
#140 - I'm so tired of hearing GG stuff.  [+] (3 new replies) 01/26/2015 on They're resorting to newspaper -2
User avatar #165 - revansfirst (01/26/2015) [-]
no one cares
#146 - huntergriff (01/26/2015) [-]
#143 - anonymous (01/26/2015) [-]
#50 - My mom is 35 and I'm just about 18.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/26/2015 on moms dont age +1
User avatar #58 - geofalke (01/26/2015) [-]
your mom was a slut social butterfly
User avatar #55 - theghostrider (01/26/2015) [-]
Huh. Same here.
#199 - Protectors of the Universe 01/26/2015 on Dindu Nuffins +5
#62 - Well, 15-16 in the games... But yeah you have a point. 01/24/2015 on what a bitch 0
#82 - Destiny "Phantomonkey -handcannon- XxXninjafaggotXxX&… 01/24/2015 on tfw 500 ping 0
#113 - Ever since I saw Osmosis Jones, I personify certain cells and …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/24/2015 on If the immune system was a... +1
User avatar #118 - Dragonchampion (01/24/2015) [-]
Haha, you too? I had and still have the same problem with The Brave Little Toaster and Toy Story. I still, at 24, have trouble thinking of them as NOT having personalities. Whenever I grab a fork in the drawer, I imagine the other forks going "awww" cause they want to be used. Whenever I pack up my CORPS figures, I imagine them as fearing they will never be played with again.

Also, if you want another example of sentient cells and a VERY good visual representation of your body fighting an infection, then check out Arthur's Knee.
#1423 - I keep forgetting I'm not new to this site anymore. I should r… 01/22/2015 on Help out newbies 0
#48 - I expected the spoiler to say "iggers". Wha…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/19/2015 on Amazing Ice Formations +2
User avatar #50 - liero (01/19/2015) [-]
I expected it to be "no" for some reason
#130 - That was a low blow, man. I respect people who are go…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/19/2015 on Muscle Memory 0
User avatar #131 - CyrilKeir (01/19/2015) [-]
Yer both casuals.



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