Home Original Content Funny Pictures Funny GIFs YouTube Funny Text Funny Movies Channels Search

hide menu

phantomonkey    

Rank #6796 on Comments
phantomonkey Avatar Level 212 Comments: Comedic Genius
Offline
Send mail to phantomonkey Block phantomonkey Invite phantomonkey to be your friend flag avatar
Last status update:
-
Personal Info
Gender: male
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360
Video Games Played: Dark Souls
X-box Gamertag: MushyBird
Interests: Dark Souls
Date Signed Up:8/05/2013
Last Login:9/19/2014
Location:Pen Island
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#6796
Highest Comment Rank:#3011
Comment Thumbs: 1428 total,  1532 ,  104
Content Level Progress: 6.77% (4/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 18% (18/100)
Level 212 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 213 Comments: Comedic Genius
Subscribers:1
Total Comments Made:451
FJ Points:1219
Sometimes I hide in the oven and hope someone turns me into cookies. It's pretty fun being made of marshmallows, but it's difficult to be in the line of work I'm in. As a firefighter, I shoot Pyromancers with my laser gun pinata named Rodriguez Montivo Alabaster III. Spaghetti is quite likely to be the greatest human invention since spaghetti. I like Dark Souls, so Praise the Sun and what-not... I don't like talking about myself, so how about we talk about you, baby? What's yo name?

latest user's comments

#16 - I wonder when he gives songs away? Probably way-too-damn-early… 12 hours ago on What are you looking at? 0
#174 - Isn't there a Ps3 version of Minecraft? I'm sorry, I'…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/16/2014 on clap clap clap 0
User avatar #229 - tzukaza (09/16/2014) [-]
yes and a ps4 version
User avatar #195 - stealthfoxbrony (09/16/2014) [-]
What is there to be confused about?
Yes, there is.

And sorry, but you saying you're confused about something slightly related to the content makes you stupid.
User avatar #210 - hikewne (09/16/2014) [-]
The confusion confuses me.
#151 - I've been getting several calls asking for a woman named Shanq… 09/15/2014 on I barely use my phone any more 0
#48 - I guess he's not little everywhere. 09/15/2014 on NYC has a new hero 0
#212 - Everyone's opinion is wrong, and we're completely entitled to … 09/15/2014 on Peasant located and destroyed +1
#6 - If you like bleach so much you should go drink a bottle of it.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/06/2014 on dbz +56
#10 - acivcrusader (09/07/2014) [-]
Nice one, why i didn't thought that before.
#16 - Wow, it's made of like 36 (S)Bullions. Sell it and bu…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/06/2014 on But why? +1
User avatar #23 - sharknik (09/07/2014) [-]
It's risen grinding time bitches
User avatar #21 - blokrokker (09/07/2014) [-]
based reeking boxes
#10 - I was gonna make that joke dammit. 09/06/2014 on Cookie Monster Comp +4
#26 - It's something that's just... magical. 09/06/2014 on book 0
#24 - JESUS CHRIST! It's a gif! Homahgawd... I shot my … 09/06/2014 on Gotta love Ken M 0

Comments(0):

 

Show All Replies Show Shortcuts
Per page:
Order:
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
No comments!
 Friends (0)