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Gender: male
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360
Video Games Played: Dark Souls
X-box Gamertag: MushyBird
Interests: Dark Souls
Date Signed Up:8/05/2013
Last Login:5/28/2015
Location:Pen Island
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#17032
Highest Comment Rank:#3011
Comment Thumbs: 1784 total,  1944 ,  160
Content Level Progress: 6.77% (4/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 1% (1/100)
Level 215 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 216 Comments: Comedic Genius
Total Comments Made:632
FJ Points:1502
Sometimes I hide in the oven and hope someone turns me into cookies. It's pretty fun being made of marshmallows, but it's difficult to be in the line of work I'm in. As a firefighter, I shoot Pyromancers with my laser gun pinata named Rodriguez Montivo Alabaster III. Spaghetti is quite likely to be the greatest human invention since spaghetti. I like Dark Souls, so Praise the Sun and what-not... I don't like talking about myself, so how about we talk about you, baby? What's yo name?

latest user's comments

#43 - The one on the left looks like it's got good news everyone. 4 hours ago on This is pretty cool +3
#13 - I get serious Rachel vibes from that gif.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/27/2015 on This little fucker is... 0
User avatar #19 - kubydoo (23 hours ago) [-]
I get serious boner vibes from that gif.
User avatar #23 - themassivefail (23 hours ago) [-]


I like a big of Gogo myself
#64 - You misspelled "All of the" 05/27/2015 on More FJ fitness... 0
#39 - Looks like a Chimpokomon. 05/25/2015 on Dat face +1
#662 - How the hell is 16 the optimal age? That's still a child! Disn… 05/23/2015 on What's your virgin meter? 0
#72 - In this context it makes sense. If she had just told us that t… 05/06/2015 on Not Today 0
#107 - Looks like someone's interested.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/06/2015 on Play for real this time +4
#120 - megpoidgumibear (05/06/2015) [-]
#296 - Kill it and take a one-third umbilical cord! 05/04/2015 on I'd put a trigger warning 0
#102 - I made around 200000 BloodEchoes from helping with Vicar Ameli…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/06/2015 on Calling for help! 0
User avatar #112 - crispybomb (04/06/2015) [-]
I made it past that boss fight and am probably too high leveled to assist anybody with it because I've heard you need to be around the same level. I've been helping people with the Hemwick witch fight and I get about 6000 souls.
#160 - Holy crap, I found the exact same type of knife in the woo… 03/17/2015 on Knife Porn +1


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