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phantomonkey

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Personal Info
Gender: male
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360
Video Games Played: Dark Souls
X-box Gamertag: MushyBird
Interests: Dark Souls
Date Signed Up:8/05/2013
Last Login:2/26/2015
Location:Pen Island
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#7269
Highest Comment Rank:#3011
Comment Thumbs: 1762 total,  1921 ,  159
Content Level Progress: 6.77% (4/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 82% (82/100)
Level 214 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 215 Comments: Comedic Genius
Subscribers:1
Total Comments Made:612
FJ Points:1483
Sometimes I hide in the oven and hope someone turns me into cookies. It's pretty fun being made of marshmallows, but it's difficult to be in the line of work I'm in. As a firefighter, I shoot Pyromancers with my laser gun pinata named Rodriguez Montivo Alabaster III. Spaghetti is quite likely to be the greatest human invention since spaghetti. I like Dark Souls, so Praise the Sun and what-not... I don't like talking about myself, so how about we talk about you, baby? What's yo name?

latest user's comments

#102 - Well duh. 02/25/2015 on What would you say to yourself 0
#55 - Guy's nights are needed to stay healthy? I hate other men.…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/23/2015 on WTF Facts Comp 0
User avatar #112 - schneidend (02/23/2015) [-]
No man is an island, my friend.
#30 - Wait, being able to smell when a girl is on her period isn't n… 02/22/2015 on Tumblr Comp 2 0
#10 - Ah, thank you for curing my ignorance. FunnyJunk is a…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/22/2015 on Moonstone Cannon +3
User avatar #11 - mgsexplain (02/22/2015) [-]
No problem, 4chan is a nice site, but a bit confusing at times.
#27 - At this point, I only watch the show for Team Rocket. … 02/22/2015 on That may take a while 0
#26 - I always thought that that was the joke... 02/22/2015 on That may take a while +3
#8 - So you CAN have usernames on that website...  [+] (3 new replies) 02/22/2015 on Moonstone Cannon +3
User avatar #9 - mgsexplain (02/22/2015) [-]
Don't understand why you were thumbed down, let me fix that and explain for you.

On 4chan, there are no accounts or anything, but there IS a name tab, where you can type in a name, and a tripcode which is basically a unique series of numbers and letters after your name so nobody can masquerade as you. You mainly use a name and a tripcode if you are the OP of a thread, but its still largely anonymous.
User avatar #10 - phantomonkey (02/22/2015) [-]
Ah, thank you for curing my ignorance.

FunnyJunk is all I know these days.
User avatar #11 - mgsexplain (02/22/2015) [-]
No problem, 4chan is a nice site, but a bit confusing at times.
#27 - He may look sad through that window. But he's just bi… 02/21/2015 on Crazy Uncle Joe +6
#39 - If I could have one super power, it would be the ability to sp… 02/21/2015 on Baby otter learning to swim +1
#109 - Every time I see the phrase "Rape Culture", I feel a… 02/21/2015 on Cringe adventures #6 0

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