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Gender: male
Age: 27
Steam Profile: Cbradley172
Consoles Owned: Xbox-360, pc
X-box Gamertag: phantom4552
Date Signed Up:12/30/2012
Last Login:7/10/2014
Location:Lisburn
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Content Ranking:#6057
Comment Ranking:#6323
Highest Content Rank:#94
Highest Comment Rank:#227
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Content Level Progress: 14.8% (148/1000)
Level 234 Content: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 235 Content: Ambassador Of Lulz
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Level 298 Comments: Post Master → Level 299 Comments: Post Master
Subscribers:3
Content Views:1500288
Times Content Favorited:1648 times
Total Comments Made:8822
FJ Points:2425

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#67 - I started in Madagascar once... happiest day of my life ^^ 06/26/2014 on Puns 0
#65 - The cure and world peace are two of my favourites 06/26/2014 on Puns 0
#227 - I want one of those plague masks 06/26/2014 on Old medical pictures 0
#98 - Have this... 06/25/2014 on Big Liz +2
#16 - Picture 06/25/2014 on Big Liz +46
#9128285 - Idrc im bored 06/25/2014 on retard forum 0
#9128282 - Such a callous cold rejection quickly killing my erection, …  [+] (2 new replies) 06/25/2014 on retard forum 0
User avatar #9128284 - joshlol (06/25/2014) [-]
tldr
User avatar #9128285 - phantomi (06/25/2014) [-]
Idrc im bored
#9128280 - That tiny pic was such a splendor it portrayed a carnal Kender…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/25/2014 on retard forum 0
User avatar #9128282 - phantomi (06/25/2014) [-]
Such a callous cold rejection quickly killing my erection,
And the depth of my dejection – little relevancy bore,
Nothing more infuriating and I couldn’t help but hating,
The knave guilty of creating that vile error I deplore,
What base and banal geek bestowed that vile error I deplore,
With such name as `404′?
User avatar #9128284 - joshlol (06/25/2014) [-]
tldr
User avatar #9128285 - phantomi (06/25/2014) [-]
Idrc im bored
#9128279 - Apt results were sorely lacking, Eric Schmit I felt like smack…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/25/2014 on retard forum 0
User avatar #9128280 - phantomi (06/25/2014) [-]
That tiny pic was such a splendor it portrayed a carnal Kender,
With a link that read: transgender movie click here to see more,
But while the website tout a token, that most crucial link was broken!
‘Twas about to start my stroken but the page was there no more,
The link worded what I wanted but the page was there no more,
Quoth the server, `404.’

Foiled heart was slowly sinking; what was that webmaster thinking?
Was it simply sloppy linking to a gender bender whore?
So I probed some permutation of that URL’s location,
Thus I strained imagination to morph that message from before,
Oh, how I sighed for something sweeter than that message from before,
Quoth the server, `404.’

“The URL you requested can not be found” so I tested,
What my inner muse suggested by subbing dash for underscore,
On a mission proud and pressing keyboard buttons toward accessing,
Where I could enjoy crossdressing and shemale midget sex galore,
Thusly I dared the devil show me shemale midget sex galore,
Quoth the server, `404.’
User avatar #9128282 - phantomi (06/25/2014) [-]
Such a callous cold rejection quickly killing my erection,
And the depth of my dejection – little relevancy bore,
Nothing more infuriating and I couldn’t help but hating,
The knave guilty of creating that vile error I deplore,
What base and banal geek bestowed that vile error I deplore,
With such name as `404′?
User avatar #9128284 - joshlol (06/25/2014) [-]
tldr
User avatar #9128285 - phantomi (06/25/2014) [-]
Idrc im bored
#9128277 - Once upon a Google query, while I web searched, on a theory, …  [+] (5 new replies) 06/25/2014 on retard forum 0
User avatar #9128279 - phantomi (06/25/2014) [-]
Apt results were sorely lacking, Eric Schmit I felt like smacking,
Else how can I start my whacking? tell me – tell me, I implore!
Searching deeper then I stumbled, ‘pon a title slightly jumbled,
Then my mouse I faintly fumbled, when I gazed “Kender hardcore”,
Videos of what I wanted as I clicked “Kender hardcore”?
‘Twas just text and nothing more.

Google’s SERPs were damned disjointed, so I pondered, disappointed,
Until Bing was thus anointed to help me find what I adore,
My initial query haltered, though I only slightly faltered,
SafeSearch settings must be altered, altered for a midget whore,
With that final hurdle hurdled I search for shemale midget whore,
This I sought and nothing more.

Beholding what Bing had vaunted, it still wasn’t what I wanted,
Yet I still endured undaunted – pages two, then three, then four,
Then my cursor coyly hovered ‘cross a website I discovered,
There I thought I had uncovered, uncovered her: my next amour,
Beguiled by a beautiful thumbnail bound to be my next amour.
How I wanted nothing more,
User avatar #9128280 - phantomi (06/25/2014) [-]
That tiny pic was such a splendor it portrayed a carnal Kender,
With a link that read: transgender movie click here to see more,
But while the website tout a token, that most crucial link was broken!
‘Twas about to start my stroken but the page was there no more,
The link worded what I wanted but the page was there no more,
Quoth the server, `404.’

Foiled heart was slowly sinking; what was that webmaster thinking?
Was it simply sloppy linking to a gender bender whore?
So I probed some permutation of that URL’s location,
Thus I strained imagination to morph that message from before,
Oh, how I sighed for something sweeter than that message from before,
Quoth the server, `404.’

“The URL you requested can not be found” so I tested,
What my inner muse suggested by subbing dash for underscore,
On a mission proud and pressing keyboard buttons toward accessing,
Where I could enjoy crossdressing and shemale midget sex galore,
Thusly I dared the devil show me shemale midget sex galore,
Quoth the server, `404.’
User avatar #9128282 - phantomi (06/25/2014) [-]
Such a callous cold rejection quickly killing my erection,
And the depth of my dejection – little relevancy bore,
Nothing more infuriating and I couldn’t help but hating,
The knave guilty of creating that vile error I deplore,
What base and banal geek bestowed that vile error I deplore,
With such name as `404′?
User avatar #9128284 - joshlol (06/25/2014) [-]
tldr
User avatar #9128285 - phantomi (06/25/2014) [-]
Idrc im bored
#16 - I think i might try... i did buy Rpg maker in the steam sale ^^  [+] (1 new reply) 06/24/2014 on Still Beta 0
User avatar #17 - majinooo (06/24/2014) [-]
I dunno how gritty you can be in 8-bit, but good luck
#13 - God damn i love necromancy (Guild wars class, nation in domini…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/24/2014 on Still Beta +1
User avatar #14 - majinooo (06/24/2014) [-]
Hell yea, I got so into it I even wrote a story about it, then acted it out in skyrim as best I could with the mods. The problem with for me with games that have some kind of necromancy is that they tend to be cartoony, or an mmo. I wanna be "in the shit", invested on a personal level. Working in secret stealing away corpses. Ripping out your own soul to gain more power and immortality. God why hasn't this been made yet.
User avatar #16 - phantomi (06/24/2014) [-]
I think i might try... i did buy Rpg maker in the steam sale ^^
User avatar #17 - majinooo (06/24/2014) [-]
I dunno how gritty you can be in 8-bit, but good luck
#73 - World eater beater really fixes that last fight... 06/24/2014 on Oh... 0
#10 - Tactical Goat Incoming! 06/24/2014 on Metal Goat Solid 0
#37 - I think i win this round...  [+] (1 new reply) 06/24/2014 on 1/10 +29
#65 - sizimizi (06/24/2014) [-]
#9107976 - Or did i... 06/22/2014 on retard forum 0
#9107954 - Shhh... im on the hit-list but he hasnt found me yet  [+] (2 new replies) 06/22/2014 on retard forum 0
User avatar #9107961 - jasperr (06/22/2014) [-]
u dun goofd m8
#9107976 - phantomi (06/22/2014) [-]
Or did i...
#9107843 - Dude what... 06/22/2014 on retard forum +1
#9107761 - Idk but im on that list... i can feel the banhammer looming over me... 06/22/2014 on retard forum 0
#9097412 - weba ^^ 06/21/2014 on retard forum 0
#9067125 - Ohey long time no see  [+] (1 new reply) 06/18/2014 on retard forum +1
User avatar #9067131 - zombienurse (06/18/2014) [-]
hai
#9067109 - Why not both? 06/18/2014 on retard forum 0
#9066624 - Too bad 06/18/2014 on retard forum 0
#9066537 - I think you are taking this too far... 'Twas a joke you dense …  [+] (2 new replies) 06/18/2014 on retard forum 0
User avatar #9066544 - captaindubs (06/18/2014) [-]
I NEED TO KNOW
User avatar #9066624 - phantomi (06/18/2014) [-]
Too bad
#9066494 - Nope, i aint 'murican so no dolla  [+] (4 new replies) 06/18/2014 on retard forum 0
User avatar #9066503 - captaindubs (06/18/2014) [-]
did you at least waste money
User avatar #9066537 - phantomi (06/18/2014) [-]
I think you are taking this too far... 'Twas a joke you dense twat
User avatar #9066544 - captaindubs (06/18/2014) [-]
I NEED TO KNOW
User avatar #9066624 - phantomi (06/18/2014) [-]
Too bad

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User avatar #137 - mikli ONLINE (06/18/2014) [-]
who
#138 to #137 - phantomi (06/18/2014) [-]
You were in my friends list before they got deleted so i was adding you back
User avatar #139 to #138 - mikli ONLINE (06/18/2014) [-]
o
User avatar #134 - caet ONLINE (06/18/2014) [-]
who r u
#135 to #134 - phantomi (06/18/2014) [-]
Shhhhhh... Just let it happen...
User avatar #136 to #135 - caet ONLINE (06/18/2014) [-]
well ok
User avatar #133 - tranquilizer ONLINE (06/18/2014) [-]
gg
#121 - speritblood (09/07/2013) [-]
i love you
User avatar #122 to #121 - phantomi (09/07/2013) [-]
Good?
#123 to #122 - speritblood (09/07/2013) [-]
wanna be friends
User avatar #124 to #123 - phantomi (09/07/2013) [-]
Sure ^^
#125 to #124 - speritblood (09/07/2013) [-]
ok
im on skype sperit.blood
im not going to fj as mutch
User avatar #127 to #125 - phantomi (09/07/2013) [-]
I cant find you...
#128 to #126 - speritblood (09/07/2013) [-]
sperit.bloodtear
User avatar #129 to #128 - phantomi (09/07/2013) [-]
from korea?
User avatar #132 to #130 - phantomi (09/07/2013) [-]
Just asking in case I add some random person
#115 - seriouslyblack (08/11/2013) [-]
finally got it done

it took me a while cause my parents had guests over and they had kids that needed to be entertained. it was awful

anyways, here is your portal turret. i hope you like
User avatar #116 to #115 - phantomi (08/11/2013) [-]
Aww that is brilliant ^^
#107 - hehehehhehehehe (08/05/2013) [-]
will you take me to ed's diner?
will you take me to ed's diner?
#117 to #107 - thepakmonster (08/28/2013) [-]
**thepakmonster rolled user vegeta **
User avatar #108 to #107 - phantomi (08/05/2013) [-]
Where do you live?
User avatar #109 to #108 - hehehehhehehehe (08/05/2013) [-]
craigavon
User avatar #110 to #109 - phantomi (08/05/2013) [-]
Ha! you are not far from me, I live in lisburn...
User avatar #112 to #111 - phantomi (08/05/2013) [-]
One thing though... How did you know I lived so near an Ed's?
User avatar #113 to #112 - hehehehhehehehe (08/05/2013) [-]
i didn't. i saw you comment that you lived in northern ireland and took a chance that you lived near one.
User avatar #114 to #113 - phantomi (08/05/2013) [-]
Hmmm... Fair enough. Odd meeting someone on here who lives so close ^^ What are the chances Eh?
#105 - thechosentroll (07/25/2013) [-]
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Good day. Have you accepted Slaanesh as your lord and drug dealer yet?
#106 to #105 - phantomi (07/25/2013) [-]
I am my own lord and I don't need a drug dealer
User avatar #92 - supersperit (06/08/2013) [-]
are you phantoma?
#93 to #92 - phantomi (06/08/2013) [-]
im not phantoma ^^ few other people have asked me if I was... but im not, sorry.
User avatar #94 to #93 - supersperit (06/08/2013) [-]
good
i would of had to punch you
User avatar #95 to #94 - phantomi (06/08/2013) [-]
Hey honesty paid off for once ^^
User avatar #97 to #96 - phantomi (06/08/2013) [-]
But only once ^^
User avatar #98 to #97 - supersperit (06/08/2013) [-]
i know
so what u doing?
User avatar #99 to #98 - phantomi (06/08/2013) [-]
Listening to music ^^ and of course chatting on the board
User avatar #100 to #99 - supersperit (06/08/2013) [-]
wanna play minecraft?
User avatar #101 to #100 - phantomi (06/08/2013) [-]
I cant sorry, there's a problem with my laptops version :/ I can only play on my Xbox at the moment
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