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Gender: male
Age: 28
Steam Profile: Cbradley172
Consoles Owned: Xbox-360, pc
X-box Gamertag: phantom4552
Date Signed Up:12/30/2012
Last Login:10/22/2014
Location:Lisburn
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#22 - Only halo game i will still play online is Reach... might go h…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/23/2014 on TF2 still wins +11
#41 - mrfrreshh (09/23/2014) [-]
Reach is free on xbox right now. The noobs are everywhere.
User avatar #77 - phantomi (09/23/2014) [-]
Yes i went for a quick go... my killscore has never been so high ^^

i ended up playing legendary co-op
#9733648 - Ever have one of those days where ya really, really wanna see …  [+] (13 new replies) 09/23/2014 on sfw random board +1
#9733667 - novabird (09/23/2014) [-]
oh yes...
i'll save it for those responsible for my issues.
User avatar #9733671 - phantomi (09/23/2014) [-]
How would you go about it?

checkemtrain
iamthepapercut
murrlogic
User avatar #9733682 - iamthepapercut (09/23/2014) [-]
Drive to a different state, steal someone's license plate, find random mildly attractive woman in a secluded or otherwise appropriate area, kidnap, bind, gag, and throw in trunk, and come back to my state.

If I have a home in an area where no one will hear anything, I'd just tie her up in my basement until I was bored with her, at which point I'd set up a fake accident allowing her to "escape," at which point I'd catch her and rape her one last time as I choked her to death. If I don't have a secluded home, I'd just find an out-of-the-way place away from my residence where no one would find me, rape her and kill her. Preferably I'd be able to burn the body, but I'd settle for a pre-dug 4-6 ft deep hole.
#9733681 - novabird (09/23/2014) [-]
i'd take them out one at a time so news gets out but they don't know who's doing it so they start to freak out, the more disturbing the better.
as for the details i'd rather not.
but i want them to suffer as much as i have if not more.
#9733673 - checkemtrain (09/23/2014) [-]
Depends.If you want an easy way to get away with murder watch the shit out of dexter.I could give you some quick tips if you would like though.
User avatar #9733680 - phantomi (09/23/2014) [-]
Nah dexter is not to accurate

many many questions unanswered...

But i have three plans in place if ever i need them
User avatar #9733710 - checkemtrain (09/23/2014) [-]
Not accurate?Dexter teaches you the very basics of course,most of the other stuff is the more advanced things you learn over the years of browsing the internet.Still need any help?
User avatar #9733717 - phantomi (09/23/2014) [-]
Oh i didnt need help, i just wondered how others would
User avatar #9733750 - checkemtrain (09/23/2014) [-]
Well,for me i'd use many of dexters.Animal tranquilizers for knocking out your prey and bringing them to a location is the safest way to do it.Chop up pieces once done,no guns or loud weapons during killing.Leave no dna or other evidence.Make sure to have a good alibi.If you are not near any oceanfront,then burying the body in a semi-remote location would be the second best option.Make sure the body is cut into pieces and buried in a circular hole,as 6 foot long and 3 feet wide holes are suspicious.Bury body very deep,cover up till about 6 feet from ground level,then lay a dead animal there incase police re open digsite. Police wills think their dogs will have just picked up the animals scent instead of the victims,but its not very good chances ( better than none).Another good way is to go breaking bad style and just dissolve the bodies then dump at a waste site.Make sure you have a decent level in hand to hand combat in case your tranquilizer isn't working out the way you would have expected.Never get close to targets,it would be suspicious if the last call received in the victims cell phone was from a recently made friend asking them to come somewhere.Learn the victims pattern,study for the best part of their day to attack,(walk by alleyways in darker parts of town).Tons of other stuff could cover.

I could give you many other small tidbits if you want.
User avatar #9734825 - tranquilizer (09/23/2014) [-]
DW I won't let you down
#9733661 - checkemtrain (09/23/2014) [-]
Sometimes
User avatar #9733656 - iamthepapercut (09/23/2014) [-]
I have constant murder/rape fantasies
User avatar #9733653 - murrlogic (09/23/2014) [-]
Couple days ago actually

When you pay for a bus ride from one city to the other the one thing the driver doesn't wanna hear is why the hell the onboard wifi isn't working

2 hours of her complaining because she couldn't watch the new 2chainz video uploaded to youtube
#15 - too stupid to know they are stupid i know many like them  [+] (1 new reply) 09/23/2014 on Dumbest tweets of the year +1
User avatar #22 - peenalcode (09/23/2014) [-]
im so sorry
#9733602 - i am in love with that video truly 09/23/2014 on sfw random board +1
#9733584 - well ********* , whats up?  [+] (3 new replies) 09/23/2014 on sfw random board 0
#9733599 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/23/2014) [-]
#9733626 - iamthepapercut (09/23/2014) [-]
#9733602 - phantomi (09/23/2014) [-]
i am in love with that video

truly
#19 - We keep hens and when they go off the lay well, gotta have som… 09/23/2014 on Veganzzz 0
#36 - Glorious 09/19/2014 on FreedomJunk 0
#3 - For me its always a case of sneaking up to a guard to choke hi… 09/17/2014 on Corvo +1
#9691389 - Scientific, not sexual 09/17/2014 on sfw random board 0
#9691382 - I'm transhuman  [+] (2 new replies) 09/17/2014 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #9691386 - tinkotin (09/17/2014) [-]
hot
User avatar #9691389 - phantomi (09/17/2014) [-]
Scientific, not sexual
#9691257 - I am reading a book while i wait on this letting me into a dam… 09/17/2014 on sfw random board 0
#9691231 - I do read, alot probably more than you  [+] (2 new replies) 09/17/2014 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #9691236 - tinkotin (09/17/2014) [-]
yeah probably i don't read many books, the text i chew through in rpgs and shit is enough for me
but still listen to some music or read somethings it's good for you
User avatar #9691257 - phantomi (09/17/2014) [-]
I am reading a book while i wait on this letting me into a damn server
one of terry pratchetts (unseen academicals)
#9691212 - I decided to give archeage a go... still waiting to g…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/17/2014 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #9691213 - tinkotin (09/17/2014) [-]
read a book
#9691231 - phantomi (09/17/2014) [-]
I do read, alot

probably more than you
User avatar #9691236 - tinkotin (09/17/2014) [-]
yeah probably i don't read many books, the text i chew through in rpgs and shit is enough for me
but still listen to some music or read somethings it's good for you
User avatar #9691257 - phantomi (09/17/2014) [-]
I am reading a book while i wait on this letting me into a damn server
one of terry pratchetts (unseen academicals)
#6 - Brilliant ^^ i'll have to make some time to watch it 09/17/2014 on Combat Dump 2 0
#4 - Aww crap and the first was so good... what about the …  [+] (2 new replies) 09/17/2014 on Combat Dump 2 0
#5 - vladhellsing (09/17/2014) [-]
TOTALLY fucking worth it! Can't wait for The Raid 3 (Gareth Evans confirmed he's got a third film in mind, but it'll be a few years).
User avatar #6 - phantomi (09/17/2014) [-]
Brilliant ^^ i'll have to make some time to watch it
#2 - They made a third Ong Bak ? Why was i not informed?  [+] (4 new replies) 09/17/2014 on Combat Dump 2 0
User avatar #3 - vladhellsing (09/17/2014) [-]
Because it's shit. A handful of cool fight scenes and a cool crow demon character played by Dan Chupong, but that's all.
User avatar #4 - phantomi (09/17/2014) [-]
Aww crap and the first was so good...

what about the raid 2? i have it on dvd but havent had time to watch yet...
#5 - vladhellsing (09/17/2014) [-]
TOTALLY fucking worth it! Can't wait for The Raid 3 (Gareth Evans confirmed he's got a third film in mind, but it'll be a few years).
User avatar #6 - phantomi (09/17/2014) [-]
Brilliant ^^ i'll have to make some time to watch it
#45 - I once managed 300 people... then overpopulation happened … 09/17/2014 on Banished was too realistic +1
#9683591 - ...bit late? 09/16/2014 on sfw random board 0
#49 - Gods damn i love those books 09/16/2014 on Fine as tits 0
#9679099 - **phantomi rolled user thatnigger ** 09/16/2014 on sfw random board 0
#9679078 - Im getting to go home soon but kinda 09/16/2014 on sfw random board 0
#9679069 - Would you like a cup of tea? 09/16/2014 on sfw random board 0
#9679059 - I get shipped home in a week so no more 'murica for me ^^ 09/16/2014 on sfw random board 0
#9679049 - I hope you get hit by a car 09/16/2014 on sfw random board +1
#9679045 - feeling so happy  [+] (4 new replies) 09/16/2014 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #9679070 - checkemtrain (09/16/2014) [-]
drugs?
User avatar #9679078 - phantomi (09/16/2014) [-]
Im getting to go home soon

but kinda
#9679051 - miscarriage (09/16/2014) [-]
gud
User avatar #9679059 - phantomi (09/16/2014) [-]
I get shipped home in a week so no more 'murica for me ^^

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User avatar #140 - LaBarata ONLINE (09/23/2014) [-]
Give me a shout if you have any more questions.
User avatar #141 to #140 - phantomi (09/23/2014) [-]
Will do, and thanks again
User avatar #142 to #141 - LaBarata ONLINE (09/23/2014) [-]
No worries
User avatar #143 to #142 - phantomi (09/23/2014) [-]
Will you send me those links again, they aren't working
User avatar #144 to #143 - LaBarata ONLINE (09/23/2014) [-]
Sure. I uploaded them elsewhere to make sure they work this time. (Sorry I took so long, I was playing Luftrausers. ******* addictive).

www.sendspace.com/filegroup/fLv0aW8aYEZwqJ%2BIvD0fCFimkvB3rE9M

That's the lot of them.
User avatar #145 to #144 - phantomi (09/23/2014) [-]
Thanks ^^
User avatar #146 to #145 - LaBarata ONLINE (09/23/2014) [-]
No worries. They work this time?
User avatar #147 to #146 - phantomi (09/23/2014) [-]
yep downloading them now
User avatar #148 to #147 - LaBarata ONLINE (09/23/2014) [-]
Awesome. I should be around most of the night, if you've more questions.
User avatar #149 to #148 - phantomi (09/23/2014) [-]
No problem ill run this lot by my group and see if they have any questions
User avatar #150 to #149 - LaBarata ONLINE (09/23/2014) [-]
Cool. If you'd like, I can run you guys through making a character sheet later.
User avatar #151 to #150 - phantomi (09/23/2014) [-]
That would be great but it might have to wait till friday, its the only day we are all free
User avatar #152 to #151 - LaBarata ONLINE (09/23/2014) [-]
Cool. I'm free then, too.
User avatar #137 - mikli (06/18/2014) [-]
who
#138 to #137 - phantomi (06/18/2014) [-]
You were in my friends list before they got deleted so i was adding you back
User avatar #139 to #138 - mikli (06/18/2014) [-]
o
User avatar #133 - tranquilizer (06/18/2014) [-]
gg
#121 - speritblood (09/07/2013) [-]
i love you
User avatar #122 to #121 - phantomi (09/07/2013) [-]
Good?
#123 to #122 - speritblood (09/07/2013) [-]
wanna be friends
User avatar #124 to #123 - phantomi (09/07/2013) [-]
Sure ^^
#125 to #124 - speritblood (09/07/2013) [-]
ok
im on skype sperit.blood
im not going to fj as mutch
User avatar #127 to #125 - phantomi (09/07/2013) [-]
I cant find you...
#128 to #126 - speritblood (09/07/2013) [-]
sperit.bloodtear
User avatar #129 to #128 - phantomi (09/07/2013) [-]
from korea?
User avatar #132 to #130 - phantomi (09/07/2013) [-]
Just asking in case I add some random person
#115 - seriouslyblack (08/11/2013) [-]
finally got it done

it took me a while cause my parents had guests over and they had kids that needed to be entertained. it was awful

anyways, here is your portal turret. i hope you like
User avatar #116 to #115 - phantomi (08/11/2013) [-]
Aww that is brilliant ^^
#107 - hehehehhehehehe (08/05/2013) [-]
will you take me to ed's diner?
will you take me to ed's diner?
#117 to #107 - thepakmonster (08/28/2013) [-]
**thepakmonster rolled user vegeta **
User avatar #108 to #107 - phantomi (08/05/2013) [-]
Where do you live?
User avatar #109 to #108 - hehehehhehehehe (08/05/2013) [-]
craigavon
User avatar #110 to #109 - phantomi (08/05/2013) [-]
Ha! you are not far from me, I live in lisburn...
User avatar #112 to #111 - phantomi (08/05/2013) [-]
One thing though... How did you know I lived so near an Ed's?
User avatar #113 to #112 - hehehehhehehehe (08/05/2013) [-]
i didn't. i saw you comment that you lived in northern ireland and took a chance that you lived near one.
User avatar #114 to #113 - phantomi (08/05/2013) [-]
Hmmm... Fair enough. Odd meeting someone on here who lives so close ^^ What are the chances Eh?
#105 - thechosentroll (07/25/2013) [-]
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Good day. Have you accepted Slaanesh as your lord and drug dealer yet?
#106 to #105 - phantomi (07/25/2013) [-]
I am my own lord and I don't need a drug dealer
User avatar #92 - supersperit (06/08/2013) [-]
are you phantoma?
#93 to #92 - phantomi (06/08/2013) [-]
im not phantoma ^^ few other people have asked me if I was... but im not, sorry.
User avatar #94 to #93 - supersperit (06/08/2013) [-]
good
i would of had to punch you
User avatar #95 to #94 - phantomi (06/08/2013) [-]
Hey honesty paid off for once ^^
User avatar #97 to #96 - phantomi (06/08/2013) [-]
But only once ^^
User avatar #98 to #97 - supersperit (06/08/2013) [-]
i know
so what u doing?
User avatar #99 to #98 - phantomi (06/08/2013) [-]
Listening to music ^^ and of course chatting on the board
User avatar #100 to #99 - supersperit (06/08/2013) [-]
wanna play minecraft?
User avatar #101 to #100 - phantomi (06/08/2013) [-]
I cant sorry, there's a problem with my laptops version :/ I can only play on my Xbox at the moment
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