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Gender: male
Age: 27
Steam Profile: Cbradley172
Consoles Owned: Xbox-360, pc
X-box Gamertag: phantom4552
Date Signed Up:12/30/2012
Last Login:4/14/2014
Location:Lisburn
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#8405435 - How many dead babies does it take to make a bottle of baby oil…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/08/2014 on ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ... +2
User avatar #8405475 - nigeltheoutlaw (04/08/2014) [-]
I used to think emu oil was made by wringing out emus into jars and then selling it.
User avatar #8405477 - phantomi (04/08/2014) [-]
Isn't it?

(I have no fucking idea what it is or how its made or what its for, think I've heard of it tho...)
#8405433 - Im 27, so no not child, and you just made my point Le…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/08/2014 on ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ... 0
#8405469 - novabird (04/08/2014) [-]
i could care less about the times, that's kinda the point of being old, it's far easier for me to just not give a shit then waste my time and energy trying to follow trends like a valley girl hipster hybrid, that and i really have far better things to do as well, in fact i should have started decking out my modded hi-lift jack an hour ago like i was planning in the first place.
#8405424 - Nah, that's for soup (also *gristle)  [+] (1 new reply) 04/08/2014 on ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ... 0
User avatar #8405640 - Deavas (04/08/2014) [-]
actually steak
#8405411 - What's the difference between a dead baby and a golden delicio…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/08/2014 on ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ... +1
User avatar #8405413 - Deavas (04/08/2014) [-]
eat the grizzle
User avatar #8405424 - phantomi (04/08/2014) [-]
Nah, that's for soup

(also *gristle)
User avatar #8405640 - Deavas (04/08/2014) [-]
actually steak
#8405405 - Oh something from this century please  [+] (3 new replies) 04/08/2014 on ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ... 0
#8405422 - novabird (04/08/2014) [-]
i'm not from this century child, in fact i'm almost 3 decades old.
User avatar #8405433 - phantomi (04/08/2014) [-]
Im 27, so no not child, and you just made my point

Least I keep up with the times
#8405469 - novabird (04/08/2014) [-]
i could care less about the times, that's kinda the point of being old, it's far easier for me to just not give a shit then waste my time and energy trying to follow trends like a valley girl hipster hybrid, that and i really have far better things to do as well, in fact i should have started decking out my modded hi-lift jack an hour ago like i was planning in the first place.
#8405396 - How do you stop a baby from choking? Take your dick out… 04/08/2014 on ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ... 0
#8405394 - Picture 04/08/2014 on ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ... 0
#8405382 - Yes, yes it does 04/08/2014 on ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ... 0
#8405378 - Oh, im just getting started 04/08/2014 on ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ... 0
#8405361 - What's more fun than stapling babies to a wall? Ripping …  [+] (9 new replies) 04/08/2014 on ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ... +2
User avatar #8405395 - novabird (04/08/2014) [-]
how many babies does it take to paint a barn?
depends on how hard you throw them!
User avatar #8405405 - phantomi (04/08/2014) [-]
Oh something from this century please
#8405422 - novabird (04/08/2014) [-]
i'm not from this century child, in fact i'm almost 3 decades old.
User avatar #8405433 - phantomi (04/08/2014) [-]
Im 27, so no not child, and you just made my point

Least I keep up with the times
#8405469 - novabird (04/08/2014) [-]
i could care less about the times, that's kinda the point of being old, it's far easier for me to just not give a shit then waste my time and energy trying to follow trends like a valley girl hipster hybrid, that and i really have far better things to do as well, in fact i should have started decking out my modded hi-lift jack an hour ago like i was planning in the first place.
User avatar #8405369 - krahne (04/08/2014) [-]
woah man just calm down
User avatar #8405378 - phantomi (04/08/2014) [-]
Oh, im just getting started
#8405370 - anonymous (04/08/2014) [-]
that joke doesnt make any sense
User avatar #8405382 - phantomi (04/08/2014) [-]
Yes, yes it does
#8405357 - Why wouldn't anyone crucify a baby  [+] (1 new reply) 04/08/2014 on ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ... 0
User avatar #8405360 - anothersadpotato (04/08/2014) [-]
oh
#8405326 - Why didn't they crucify baby Jesus? I don't know why th…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/08/2014 on ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ... 0
User avatar #8405332 - anothersadpotato (04/08/2014) [-]
I don't get it
User avatar #8405357 - phantomi (04/08/2014) [-]
Why wouldn't anyone crucify a baby
User avatar #8405360 - anothersadpotato (04/08/2014) [-]
oh
#8405303 - What's the difference between a dead baby and a peanut butter … 04/08/2014 on ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ... 0
#8405257 - What is better than a dead baby? The revoked child-support.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/08/2014 on ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ... 0
User avatar #8405260 - krahne (04/08/2014) [-]
Lel
#8405248 - Flavour 04/08/2014 on ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ... 0
#8405230 - What's blue and bloated and floating in your beer? A de…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/08/2014 on ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ... 0
User avatar #8405242 - destaice (04/08/2014) [-]
why would you put that in your beer?
User avatar #8405248 - phantomi (04/08/2014) [-]
Flavour
#8405213 - Nice 04/08/2014 on ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ... 0
#8405210 - Yes, you are complete ***** person who is part of… 04/08/2014 on ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ... 0
#8405187 - What's more fun than strapping a baby to a clothesline and the… 04/08/2014 on ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ... 0
#8405165 - Why do you stick a baby in the blender feet first? So yo… 04/08/2014 on ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ... -2
#8405146 - What do you get when you dislocate a dead baby's jaw? De… 04/08/2014 on ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ... 0
#8405141 - I wondered why I hadn't seen you about anymore, but yeah I kno… 04/08/2014 on ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ... 0
#8405112 - How many dead babies does it take to change a tire? Two,…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/08/2014 on ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ... 0
#8405148 - warioteam (04/08/2014) [-]
HOW MANY SCARY'S DOES IT SPOOK TO SARE A SKELETON SPOOK
SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS
#8405106 - Well im *********** them on the board now so go …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/08/2014 on ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ... 0
User avatar #8405114 - vincento (04/08/2014) [-]
board is lame af I don't go there anymore
but kk i will ty
User avatar #8405141 - phantomi (04/08/2014) [-]
I wondered why I hadn't seen you about anymore, but yeah I know what you mean, it has got pretty shitty
#8405067 - What's the difference between a bucket of gravel and a bucket …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/08/2014 on ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ... 0
User avatar #8405076 - warioteam (04/08/2014) [-]
whats the difference between spooky and scary
its skeletons
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#121 - speritblood (09/07/2013) [-]
i love you
User avatar #122 to #121 - phantomi (09/07/2013) [-]
Good?
#123 to #122 - speritblood (09/07/2013) [-]
wanna be friends
User avatar #124 to #123 - phantomi (09/07/2013) [-]
Sure ^^
#125 to #124 - speritblood (09/07/2013) [-]
ok
im on skype sperit.blood
im not going to fj as mutch
User avatar #127 to #125 - phantomi (09/07/2013) [-]
I cant find you...
#128 to #126 - speritblood (09/07/2013) [-]
sperit.bloodtear
User avatar #129 to #128 - phantomi (09/07/2013) [-]
from korea?
User avatar #132 to #130 - phantomi (09/07/2013) [-]
Just asking in case I add some random person
#115 - seriouslyblack (08/11/2013) [-]
finally got it done

it took me a while cause my parents had guests over and they had kids that needed to be entertained. it was awful

anyways, here is your portal turret. i hope you like
User avatar #116 to #115 - phantomi (08/11/2013) [-]
Aww that is brilliant ^^
#107 - hehehehhehehehe (08/05/2013) [-]
will you take me to ed's diner?
will you take me to ed's diner?
#117 to #107 - thepakmonster (08/28/2013) [-]
**thepakmonster rolled user vegeta **
User avatar #108 to #107 - phantomi (08/05/2013) [-]
Where do you live?
User avatar #109 to #108 - hehehehhehehehe (08/05/2013) [-]
craigavon
User avatar #110 to #109 - phantomi (08/05/2013) [-]
Ha! you are not far from me, I live in lisburn...
User avatar #112 to #111 - phantomi (08/05/2013) [-]
One thing though... How did you know I lived so near an Ed's?
User avatar #113 to #112 - hehehehhehehehe (08/05/2013) [-]
i didn't. i saw you comment that you lived in northern ireland and took a chance that you lived near one.
User avatar #114 to #113 - phantomi (08/05/2013) [-]
Hmmm... Fair enough. Odd meeting someone on here who lives so close ^^ What are the chances Eh?
#105 - thechosentroll (07/25/2013) [-]
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Good day. Have you accepted Slaanesh as your lord and drug dealer yet?
#106 to #105 - phantomi (07/25/2013) [-]
I am my own lord and I don't need a drug dealer
User avatar #92 - supersperit (06/08/2013) [-]
are you phantoma?
#93 to #92 - phantomi (06/08/2013) [-]
im not phantoma ^^ few other people have asked me if I was... but im not, sorry.
User avatar #94 to #93 - supersperit (06/08/2013) [-]
good
i would of had to punch you
User avatar #95 to #94 - phantomi (06/08/2013) [-]
Hey honesty paid off for once ^^
User avatar #97 to #96 - phantomi (06/08/2013) [-]
But only once ^^
User avatar #98 to #97 - supersperit (06/08/2013) [-]
i know
so what u doing?
User avatar #99 to #98 - phantomi (06/08/2013) [-]
Listening to music ^^ and of course chatting on the board
User avatar #100 to #99 - supersperit (06/08/2013) [-]
wanna play minecraft?
User avatar #101 to #100 - phantomi (06/08/2013) [-]
I cant sorry, there's a problem with my laptops version :/ I can only play on my Xbox at the moment
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