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Date Signed Up:12/30/2012
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#9733717 - Oh i didnt need help, i just wondered how others would  [+] (1 new reply) 19 minutes ago on sfw random board 0
User avatar #9733750 - checkemtrain (9 minutes ago) [-]
Well,for me i'd use many of dexters.Animal tranquilizers for knocking out your prey and bringing them to a location is the safest way to do it.Chop up pieces once done,no guns or loud weapons during killing.Leave no dna or other evidence.Make sure to have a good alibi.If you are not near any oceanfront,then burying the body in a semi-remote location would be the second best option.Make sure the body is cut into pieces and buried in a circular hole,as 6 foot long and 3 feet wide holes are suspicious.Bury body very deep,cover up till about 6 feet from ground level,then lay a dead animal there incase police re open digsite. Police wills think their dogs will have just picked up the animals scent instead of the victims,but its not very good chances ( better than none).Another good way is to go breaking bad style and just dissolve the bodies then dump at a waste site.Make sure you have a decent level in hand to hand combat in case your tranquilizer isn't working out the way you would have expected.Never get close to targets,it would be suspicious if the last call received in the victims cell phone was from a recently made friend asking them to come somewhere.Learn the victims pattern,study for the best part of their day to attack,(walk by alleyways in darker parts of town).Tons of other stuff could cover.

I could give you many other small tidbits if you want.
#9733680 - Nah dexter is not to accurate many many questions un…  [+] (3 new replies) 33 minutes ago on sfw random board 0
User avatar #9733710 - checkemtrain (20 minutes ago) [-]
Not accurate?Dexter teaches you the very basics of course,most of the other stuff is the more advanced things you learn over the years of browsing the internet.Still need any help?
User avatar #9733717 - phantomi (19 minutes ago) [-]
Oh i didnt need help, i just wondered how others would
User avatar #9733750 - checkemtrain (9 minutes ago) [-]
Well,for me i'd use many of dexters.Animal tranquilizers for knocking out your prey and bringing them to a location is the safest way to do it.Chop up pieces once done,no guns or loud weapons during killing.Leave no dna or other evidence.Make sure to have a good alibi.If you are not near any oceanfront,then burying the body in a semi-remote location would be the second best option.Make sure the body is cut into pieces and buried in a circular hole,as 6 foot long and 3 feet wide holes are suspicious.Bury body very deep,cover up till about 6 feet from ground level,then lay a dead animal there incase police re open digsite. Police wills think their dogs will have just picked up the animals scent instead of the victims,but its not very good chances ( better than none).Another good way is to go breaking bad style and just dissolve the bodies then dump at a waste site.Make sure you have a decent level in hand to hand combat in case your tranquilizer isn't working out the way you would have expected.Never get close to targets,it would be suspicious if the last call received in the victims cell phone was from a recently made friend asking them to come somewhere.Learn the victims pattern,study for the best part of their day to attack,(walk by alleyways in darker parts of town).Tons of other stuff could cover.

I could give you many other small tidbits if you want.
#9733671 - How would you go about it? checkemtrain iamthepap…  [+] (7 new replies) 38 minutes ago on sfw random board +1
User avatar #9733682 - iamthepapercut (32 minutes ago) [-]
Drive to a different state, steal someone's license plate, find random mildly attractive woman in a secluded or otherwise appropriate area, kidnap, bind, gag, and throw in trunk, and come back to my state.

If I have a home in an area where no one will hear anything, I'd just tie her up in my basement until I was bored with her, at which point I'd set up a fake accident allowing her to "escape," at which point I'd catch her and rape her one last time as I choked her to death. If I don't have a secluded home, I'd just find an out-of-the-way place away from my residence where no one would find me, rape her and kill her. Preferably I'd be able to burn the body, but I'd settle for a pre-dug 4-6 ft deep hole.
#9733681 - novabird (33 minutes ago) [-]
i'd take them out one at a time so news gets out but they don't know who's doing it so they start to freak out, the more disturbing the better.
as for the details i'd rather not.
but i want them to suffer as much as i have if not more.
#9733673 - checkemtrain (37 minutes ago) [-]
Depends.If you want an easy way to get away with murder watch the shit out of dexter.I could give you some quick tips if you would like though.
User avatar #9733680 - phantomi (33 minutes ago) [-]
Nah dexter is not to accurate

many many questions unanswered...

But i have three plans in place if ever i need them
User avatar #9733710 - checkemtrain (20 minutes ago) [-]
Not accurate?Dexter teaches you the very basics of course,most of the other stuff is the more advanced things you learn over the years of browsing the internet.Still need any help?
User avatar #9733717 - phantomi (19 minutes ago) [-]
Oh i didnt need help, i just wondered how others would
User avatar #9733750 - checkemtrain (9 minutes ago) [-]
Well,for me i'd use many of dexters.Animal tranquilizers for knocking out your prey and bringing them to a location is the safest way to do it.Chop up pieces once done,no guns or loud weapons during killing.Leave no dna or other evidence.Make sure to have a good alibi.If you are not near any oceanfront,then burying the body in a semi-remote location would be the second best option.Make sure the body is cut into pieces and buried in a circular hole,as 6 foot long and 3 feet wide holes are suspicious.Bury body very deep,cover up till about 6 feet from ground level,then lay a dead animal there incase police re open digsite. Police wills think their dogs will have just picked up the animals scent instead of the victims,but its not very good chances ( better than none).Another good way is to go breaking bad style and just dissolve the bodies then dump at a waste site.Make sure you have a decent level in hand to hand combat in case your tranquilizer isn't working out the way you would have expected.Never get close to targets,it would be suspicious if the last call received in the victims cell phone was from a recently made friend asking them to come somewhere.Learn the victims pattern,study for the best part of their day to attack,(walk by alleyways in darker parts of town).Tons of other stuff could cover.

I could give you many other small tidbits if you want.
#22 - Only halo game i will still play online is Reach... might go h… 41 minutes ago on TF2 still wins 0
#9733648 - Ever have one of those days where ya really, really wanna see …  [+] (12 new replies) 43 minutes ago on sfw random board +1
#9733667 - novabird (39 minutes ago) [-]
oh yes...
i'll save it for those responsible for my issues.
User avatar #9733671 - phantomi (38 minutes ago) [-]
How would you go about it?

checkemtrain
iamthepapercut
murrlogic
User avatar #9733682 - iamthepapercut (32 minutes ago) [-]
Drive to a different state, steal someone's license plate, find random mildly attractive woman in a secluded or otherwise appropriate area, kidnap, bind, gag, and throw in trunk, and come back to my state.

If I have a home in an area where no one will hear anything, I'd just tie her up in my basement until I was bored with her, at which point I'd set up a fake accident allowing her to "escape," at which point I'd catch her and rape her one last time as I choked her to death. If I don't have a secluded home, I'd just find an out-of-the-way place away from my residence where no one would find me, rape her and kill her. Preferably I'd be able to burn the body, but I'd settle for a pre-dug 4-6 ft deep hole.
#9733681 - novabird (33 minutes ago) [-]
i'd take them out one at a time so news gets out but they don't know who's doing it so they start to freak out, the more disturbing the better.
as for the details i'd rather not.
but i want them to suffer as much as i have if not more.
#9733673 - checkemtrain (37 minutes ago) [-]
Depends.If you want an easy way to get away with murder watch the shit out of dexter.I could give you some quick tips if you would like though.
User avatar #9733680 - phantomi (33 minutes ago) [-]
Nah dexter is not to accurate

many many questions unanswered...

But i have three plans in place if ever i need them
User avatar #9733710 - checkemtrain (20 minutes ago) [-]
Not accurate?Dexter teaches you the very basics of course,most of the other stuff is the more advanced things you learn over the years of browsing the internet.Still need any help?
User avatar #9733717 - phantomi (19 minutes ago) [-]
Oh i didnt need help, i just wondered how others would
User avatar #9733750 - checkemtrain (9 minutes ago) [-]
Well,for me i'd use many of dexters.Animal tranquilizers for knocking out your prey and bringing them to a location is the safest way to do it.Chop up pieces once done,no guns or loud weapons during killing.Leave no dna or other evidence.Make sure to have a good alibi.If you are not near any oceanfront,then burying the body in a semi-remote location would be the second best option.Make sure the body is cut into pieces and buried in a circular hole,as 6 foot long and 3 feet wide holes are suspicious.Bury body very deep,cover up till about 6 feet from ground level,then lay a dead animal there incase police re open digsite. Police wills think their dogs will have just picked up the animals scent instead of the victims,but its not very good chances ( better than none).Another good way is to go breaking bad style and just dissolve the bodies then dump at a waste site.Make sure you have a decent level in hand to hand combat in case your tranquilizer isn't working out the way you would have expected.Never get close to targets,it would be suspicious if the last call received in the victims cell phone was from a recently made friend asking them to come somewhere.Learn the victims pattern,study for the best part of their day to attack,(walk by alleyways in darker parts of town).Tons of other stuff could cover.

I could give you many other small tidbits if you want.
#9733661 - checkemtrain (40 minutes ago) [-]
Sometimes
User avatar #9733656 - iamthepapercut (41 minutes ago) [-]
I have constant murder/rape fantasies
User avatar #9733653 - murrlogic (42 minutes ago) [-]
Couple days ago actually

When you pay for a bus ride from one city to the other the one thing the driver doesn't wanna hear is why the hell the onboard wifi isn't working

2 hours of her complaining because she couldn't watch the new 2chainz video uploaded to youtube
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#9733602 - i am in love with that video truly 1 hour ago on sfw random board +1
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#9733602 - phantomi (1 hour ago) [-]
i am in love with that video

truly
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User avatar #137 - mikli (06/18/2014) [-]
who
#138 to #137 - phantomi ONLINE (06/18/2014) [-]
You were in my friends list before they got deleted so i was adding you back
User avatar #139 to #138 - mikli (06/18/2014) [-]
o
User avatar #133 - tranquilizer (06/18/2014) [-]
gg
#121 - speritblood (09/07/2013) [-]
i love you
User avatar #122 to #121 - phantomi ONLINE (09/07/2013) [-]
Good?
#123 to #122 - speritblood (09/07/2013) [-]
wanna be friends
User avatar #124 to #123 - phantomi ONLINE (09/07/2013) [-]
Sure ^^
#125 to #124 - speritblood (09/07/2013) [-]
ok
im on skype sperit.blood
im not going to fj as mutch
User avatar #127 to #125 - phantomi ONLINE (09/07/2013) [-]
I cant find you...
User avatar #126 to #125 - phantomi ONLINE (09/07/2013) [-]
KK
#128 to #126 - speritblood (09/07/2013) [-]
sperit.bloodtear
User avatar #129 to #128 - phantomi ONLINE (09/07/2013) [-]
from korea?
User avatar #132 to #130 - phantomi ONLINE (09/07/2013) [-]
Just asking in case I add some random person
#115 - seriouslyblack (08/11/2013) [-]
finally got it done

it took me a while cause my parents had guests over and they had kids that needed to be entertained. it was awful

anyways, here is your portal turret. i hope you like
User avatar #116 to #115 - phantomi ONLINE (08/11/2013) [-]
Aww that is brilliant ^^
#107 - hehehehhehehehe (08/05/2013) [-]
will you take me to ed's diner?
will you take me to ed's diner?
#117 to #107 - thepakmonster (08/28/2013) [-]
**thepakmonster rolled user vegeta **
User avatar #108 to #107 - phantomi ONLINE (08/05/2013) [-]
Where do you live?
User avatar #109 to #108 - hehehehhehehehe (08/05/2013) [-]
craigavon
User avatar #110 to #109 - phantomi ONLINE (08/05/2013) [-]
Ha! you are not far from me, I live in lisburn...
User avatar #112 to #111 - phantomi ONLINE (08/05/2013) [-]
One thing though... How did you know I lived so near an Ed's?
User avatar #113 to #112 - hehehehhehehehe (08/05/2013) [-]
i didn't. i saw you comment that you lived in northern ireland and took a chance that you lived near one.
User avatar #114 to #113 - phantomi ONLINE (08/05/2013) [-]
Hmmm... Fair enough. Odd meeting someone on here who lives so close ^^ What are the chances Eh?
#105 - thechosentroll (07/25/2013) [-]
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Good day. Have you accepted Slaanesh as your lord and drug dealer yet?
#106 to #105 - phantomi ONLINE (07/25/2013) [-]
I am my own lord and I don't need a drug dealer
User avatar #92 - supersperit (06/08/2013) [-]
are you phantoma?
#93 to #92 - phantomi ONLINE (06/08/2013) [-]
im not phantoma ^^ few other people have asked me if I was... but im not, sorry.
User avatar #94 to #93 - supersperit (06/08/2013) [-]
good
i would of had to punch you
User avatar #95 to #94 - phantomi ONLINE (06/08/2013) [-]
Hey honesty paid off for once ^^
User avatar #97 to #96 - phantomi ONLINE (06/08/2013) [-]
But only once ^^
User avatar #98 to #97 - supersperit (06/08/2013) [-]
i know
so what u doing?
User avatar #99 to #98 - phantomi ONLINE (06/08/2013) [-]
Listening to music ^^ and of course chatting on the board
User avatar #100 to #99 - supersperit (06/08/2013) [-]
wanna play minecraft?
User avatar #101 to #100 - phantomi ONLINE (06/08/2013) [-]
I cant sorry, there's a problem with my laptops version :/ I can only play on my Xbox at the moment
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