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User avatar #56143 - phanact (08/03/2013) [-]
I am Phanact. I repost content. I like orange. I'm a brony. I have an orange OC pony. People hate me because I repost content a lot, because addy likes me, because I post a lot, and because other people hate me. That's the best answer I can get for why people hate me. I will not help give you items. I will not help you get unbanned. I will not help get you colored text. No I can not convince admin to unban/undelete your account. No I will not suck your dick.

Anything else, inquire below:
User avatar #23144 - phanact (11/25/2012) [+] (1 child)
stickied by phanact
User avatar #68501 - miscarriage ONLINE (45 minutes ago) [-]
when are you getting god in content lame-o
#68503 to #68502 - miscarriage ONLINE (41 minutes ago) [-]
How're things?
User avatar #68504 to #68503 - phanact (32 minutes ago) [-]
and u?
#68505 to #68504 - miscarriage ONLINE (30 minutes ago) [-]

I moved into dorms last week
started classes Monday. They're going good so far.
Got a job and **** here in town
User avatar #68506 to #68505 - phanact (30 minutes ago) [-]
how much do u get paid
User avatar #68507 to #68506 - miscarriage ONLINE (30 minutes ago) [-]
min wage lol
User avatar #68508 to #68507 - phanact (29 minutes ago) [-]
thats gay af yo
but hey its money i guess

im on vacation right now
User avatar #68509 to #68508 - miscarriage ONLINE (27 minutes ago) [-]
Even worse it's McDonald's

But the coworkers are super nice and the schedule is super flexible around school

Where you at?
User avatar #68510 to #68509 - phanact (26 minutes ago) [-]
idk some big lake in va on vacation
its far but we're renting a house
its too bad its internet is slow

i didnt do anything today because my legs hurt from jetskiiing all day yesterday
just played AOE
masterig some ****
User avatar #68511 to #68510 - miscarriage ONLINE (23 minutes ago) [-]
Oh sweet. Sounds pretty okay.

These dorms are weird
it's like living in a hotel kinda.
but the showers are nicer

Also rip in chocolate helicopters, im a nobody on FJ now
User avatar #68512 to #68511 - phanact (21 minutes ago) [-]
yeah but thats ok
the board knows you and thats probably all that matters
User avatar #68513 to #68512 - miscarriage ONLINE (21 minutes ago) [-]
So many newfags on board tho
User avatar #68514 to #68513 - phanact (19 minutes ago) [-]
User avatar #68515 to #68514 - miscarriage ONLINE (19 minutes ago) [-]
User avatar #68516 to #68515 - phanact (18 minutes ago) [-]
attention is the best **** yo dont let anyone lie to u
User avatar #68517 to #68516 - miscarriage ONLINE (14 minutes ago) [-]
I know it is
User avatar #68498 - lightarcanine (7 hours ago) [-]
There are many things that need to be erased

okay work now bye
User avatar #68499 to #68498 - phanact (7 hours ago) [-]
nice vine
User avatar #68497 to #68496 - phanact (8 hours ago) [-]
we can make him leave 2 night
User avatar #68476 - Sunset ONLINE (12 hours ago) [-]
you mind not lying about me and trying to start controversy?
User avatar #68477 to #68476 - phanact (12 hours ago) [-]
User avatar #68479 to #68477 - ied (12 hours ago) [-]
User avatar #68482 to #68479 - Sunset ONLINE (12 hours ago) [-]
actually this is good, i think you can vouch that i wasn't involved in hacking him
User avatar #68484 to #68482 - ied (12 hours ago) [-]
i vouch
User avatar #68485 to #68484 - Sunset ONLINE (12 hours ago) [-]
thank you
User avatar #68486 to #68485 - ied (12 hours ago) [-]
User avatar #68480 to #68479 - phanact (12 hours ago) [-]
sorriy i missed the l
User avatar #68483 to #68480 - ied (12 hours ago) [-]
oh ok
User avatar #68487 to #68478 - phanact (12 hours ago) [-]
you have always been known to associate with the wrong people
you helped mike harass me repeatedly
you are scum and that's a fact
there's no lie about that
you're always a detriment to the good people on the site and you're just a scumbag in general
User avatar #68488 to #68487 - Sunset ONLINE (12 hours ago) [-]
"with the wrong people" quite a bold claim there. and no, i've told mike (nippuhl) to not bother you or do anything but, as it seems, he's free to do whatever he wants. sorry i haven't put him on a leash

no, not really. the most i've done since last year was ask you what kind of conditioner you use and call you out on some things. never been involved in any hacking, nor scamming (items), nor abuse. you seem to group everyone in the skype group together and assume everyone agrees with everything everyone says and is in on everything; which is a dangerously wrong assumption. granted there's no real way to convince you of anything, but you'd have to be a fool to manage to think i don't contribute and haven't helped the site
User avatar #68489 to #68488 - phanact (12 hours ago) [-]
when you involve yourself in a group of people, that's how you get grouped and your ideals go with theirs weather or not you agree with them or not.
so get the **** over it and realize that you're grouped as scum if you associate with scum ********

you're a terrible user and you only bother me because you're jealous of me faggot
User avatar #68490 to #68489 - Sunset ONLINE (12 hours ago) [-]

lol why would i be jealous of you? the only thing i want that you have is that you don't live with your parents, which i'll have in a year anyways. you're trying to start controversy about me to get admin to remove me as a mod because i've managed to prove i'm not a bad person and contribute, whereas you:

1) only rarely are ever involved in anything mod-related
2) get admin to do your dirty work for you
3) lash out and remove users who you don't like when they manage to mess up
4) assume everyone is below you and you are the supreme god-hand-head of the land
5) use your cronies to ban any user you don't like, keeping them in a tight iron-fist grip for some reason
User avatar #68491 to #68490 - phanact (12 hours ago) [-]
1. I could remove you right now if I ******* wanted to *******
2. I came to this website after you and ******* raped you in literally everything, thumbs, rankings, numbers, and I'm the head mod which you'll never be
3. You ******** and spam and go against what the moderators go for a lot and it pisses me off

Give me one more reason to remove you and I will.
User avatar #68493 to #68491 - Sunset ONLINE (11 hours ago) [-]
lol for point 1, you can remove me if you want to? what an empty threat. and then what, have admin tell you off for removing me just because you're upset at me? as for point 2, sure, you've utterly demolished me in thumbs, ranking, notoriety, and mod status. to point 3, ' ********* is a broad word and i've seen you use it to explain and describe anything you or whoever you're friends with do on the pony thread. a bit hypocritical to accuse me of ' ************ but say you and your friends do it too. yes i spammed on the tabletop board. not denying it nor have i ever. that's about the only place i've 'spammed' however, so using a recent example that can easily be debunked to showcase my status on this website seems... well, in my opinion, like you're desperate to get rid of me

what's wrong with going against what other mods say? isn't that the point of arguing on the mod board? you seem to do it a lot with admin and the other head mods; why is me butting heads with anyone else somehow different? do you seriously think people need to go with everything admin says? you can't deny he hasn't said some absolutely bonkers **** on the mod board
User avatar #68494 to #68493 - phanact (11 hours ago) [-]
holy **** you're so ******* stupid
User avatar #68495 to #68494 - Sunset ONLINE (11 hours ago) [-]
way to properly address my points m80. sure are proving yourself right
User avatar #68469 - purealterego (08/20/2014) [-]
So do you have an orange name because admin likes you or.....?
User avatar #68471 to #68469 - phanact (23 hours ago) [-]
head mod
User avatar #68472 to #68471 - purealterego (22 hours ago) [-]
Oh **** ... I don't even know how im supposed to know that though. Last time I even communicated with you, you were just a user... Welp have fun with that.
User avatar #68474 to #68472 - phanact (14 hours ago) [-]
times have changed
User avatar #68473 to #68470 - purealterego (22 hours ago) [-]
You seem mad
User avatar #68500 to #68473 - danjazown (1 hour ago) [-]
I might be
User avatar #68475 to #68473 - phanact (14 hours ago) [-]
he might be
#68467 - wolfenbanes (08/20/2014) [-]
What happened to your avatar, Phen?
User avatar #68468 to #68467 - phanact (08/20/2014) [-]
its mlaze my oc
User avatar #68466 - gayobliteratorhere (08/20/2014) [-]
Gonna delete this account
User avatar #68464 - youtookpoop (08/19/2014) [-]
has only been around since 2011
do you even funnyjunk
User avatar #68465 to #68464 - phanact (08/19/2014) [-]
what doest hat mean
User avatar #68463 - gayobliteratorhere (08/19/2014) [-]
phanact you will remain
User avatar #68462 - oxymoronking ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
I got this. send me a link.
User avatar #68459 - exclamation (08/18/2014) [-]
totally legit question: why did you color ya pony orange and red?
User avatar #68460 to #68459 - applecopy (08/18/2014) [-]
Because his name is Blaze
User avatar #68461 to #68460 - exclamation (08/18/2014) [-]
did he start with a name and make pony to name or start with pony and make name.
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User avatar #68456 to #68455 - dudeyouisnasty (08/18/2014) [-]
Kids getting blown away is pretty rough man.
User avatar #68457 to #68456 - alhemicar (08/18/2014) [-]
Yeah I understand, I just didn't follow on any rule changes admin did
User avatar #68458 to #68457 - dudeyouisnasty (08/18/2014) [-]
Its fine, I just use common sense, if random people on the street would scream its probably too much.
#68448 - anonymous (08/17/2014) [-]
here's my application
User avatar #68452 to #68448 - joshlol (08/17/2014) [-]
User avatar #68447 - jeartozaox (08/17/2014) [-]
take a video of you pouring orange juice into a stocking/sock (preferably striped orange) and than repeatedly ramming your fist into the sock.
#68442 - posttwo (08/16/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #68432 - applecopy (08/15/2014) [-]
god dammit, if you won't slow down I'm not gonna get rank 1 in theese 90 days...
phanact pls
User avatar #68433 to #68432 - phanact (08/15/2014) [-]
And I'll be reposting like this for a while
gotta keep up
next week its gonna get even more since ill have SO much free time to post new memes
User avatar #68434 to #68433 - applecopy (08/15/2014) [-]
Reposters hate him!
User avatar #68435 to #68434 - phanact (08/15/2014) [-]
who? me?
User avatar #68436 to #68435 - applecopy (08/15/2014) [-]
well yes, but it was a bad joke
#68431 - lepanto (08/15/2014) [-]
I made something for you phanact
A little piece based on your reputation here

I can't hate you myself, I haven't been on the site long enough
#68428 - darkskin (08/15/2014) [-]
when bulk uploading pics in **** this comes up

i just spent ages waiting for all those to upload

pls fix, i want to spam p0rn
User avatar #68423 - posttwo (08/14/2014) [-]
Ever want to roll up a newspaper and hit them on the nose saying "no! Bad user! Bad!"
User avatar #68426 to #68425 - posttwo (08/14/2014) [-]
de users
User avatar #68430 to #68429 - posttwo (08/15/2014) [-]
ever wanted to smack elricbros with a newspaper on the nose and say "no! Bad user! Bad!" ?
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