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User avatar #69765 - phanact, master of orange objects (12/03/2014) [+] (1 child)
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#70027 - posttwo (3 hours ago) [-]
Coincidence
I think not
User avatar #70028 to #70027 - posttwo (3 hours ago) [-]
btw can you like get rid off all those tasks pls
User avatar #70030 to #70028 - phanact, master of orange objects (2 hours ago) [-]
i wish i had the option to do so
#70026 - SumoWamm ONLINE (3 hours ago) [-]
Where's my astroglide?
#70033 to #70031 - SumoWamm ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
Whaaaa?
Whaaaa?
User avatar #70034 to #70033 - phanact, master of orange objects (2 hours ago) [-]
I ordered a bunch of dildos through pinkcherry, like 90$ worth of dildos for 50$ and their lube is absolutely fantastic.
#70035 to #70034 - SumoWamm ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
Sounds nice.   
I want a dildo and a fleshlight, to satisfy both sides of my sexuality.
Sounds nice.
I want a dildo and a fleshlight, to satisfy both sides of my sexuality.
User avatar #70019 - Byte ONLINE (4 hours ago) [-]
We used to be such good friends. Why did you start ignoring me when you became popular..?
User avatar #70020 to #70019 - phanact, master of orange objects (4 hours ago) [-]
You have to remember, I had like tons of people trying to talk to me and it was so hard to keep up. Its nothing against you.
#70021 to #70020 - Byte ONLINE (4 hours ago) [-]
I just miss hanging out and RPing..I felt abandoned. I Know you're busy a lot but that doesn't change the fact I miss how things used to be.
User avatar #70022 to #70021 - phanact, master of orange objects (4 hours ago) [-]
I totally get you. I don't even RP anymore... actually, I haven't had the time. My real life has gotten too busy.
User avatar #70023 to #70022 - Byte ONLINE (4 hours ago) [-]
Yeah I kinda stopped too. Mostly because I had no one to RP with anymore. It's bogus. And now this **** with my mom, and me in and out of surgery for my back,..IRL has gotten way too hectic.

It's like a nightmare I can't wake up from.
User avatar #70024 to #70023 - phanact, master of orange objects (4 hours ago) [-]
Sometimes you hit bumps in the road of life. I crashed my car the other day. I have no job because of it. I'm essentially SOL right now. But we gotta work with what we're given to get back on track and see it through
User avatar #70025 to #70024 - Byte ONLINE (3 hours ago) [-]
If you can, think you can try to spread the info about my mom? I know you're busy and all, but I need as much help as I can get..
User avatar #70036 to #70032 - Byte ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
Even just getting the notice out. I understand if you're busy. I just want to be sure my mom gets the help she needs until she can get back to work.
User avatar #70037 to #70036 - phanact, master of orange objects (1 hour ago) [-]
I'm sorry about what's happening to your mother, but I personally don't encourage begging online. That's just how I feel about the topic, I'm sorry.
User avatar #70038 to #70037 - Byte ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
It's not begging.

I understand the disposition. But begging would be panhandling for oneself for a means.

But I get it.
User avatar #70018 - optimussum (9 hours ago) [-]
orange/10
User avatar #70017 - jonglio (9 hours ago) [-]
yo wats up
User avatar #70016 - neppy ONLINE (9 hours ago) [-]
it ******* sucks
User avatar #70013 - goldfangz (9 hours ago) [-]
is mmocraft gonna be a thing again?
User avatar #70015 to #70014 - goldfangz (9 hours ago) [-]
okay :c
User avatar #70012 - kattr ONLINE (11 hours ago) [-]
your profile sucks
User avatar #70002 - joshlol, inventor of being lonely (16 hours ago) [-]
holy **** that header

ANDRANADU PLS CAN I HAVE ONE
User avatar #70003 to #70002 - andranadu, master of sprites ONLINE (15 hours ago) [-]
im makin one for snohball atm
plus my pc keeps crashing cos its piece of ****
User avatar #70006 to #70005 - andranadu, master of sprites ONLINE (15 hours ago) [-]
the order is him, pong, you then post
User avatar #70007 to #70006 - joshlol, inventor of being lonely (15 hours ago) [-]
at least I'm not last
User avatar #70008 to #70007 - andranadu, master of sprites ONLINE (15 hours ago) [-]
nobody's ever really last
User avatar #70001 - tehbestever (19 hours ago) [-]
what the ****
#69990 - andranadu, master of sprites ONLINE (21 hours ago) [-]
heres what i got for the header
if you want anything changed just tell me
User avatar #69995 to #69990 - warioteam (19 hours ago) [-]
subpar 0/10 not enough memes
User avatar #69997 to #69996 - warioteam (19 hours ago) [-]
do it
i have nothing 2 live 4
User avatar #69998 to #69997 - andranadu, master of sprites ONLINE (19 hours ago) [-]
you have to post porn first
User avatar #70000 to #69998 - warioteam (19 hours ago) [-]
nah but 4real
nice drawin m80
i cant think of what to do for mine
User avatar #69999 to #69998 - warioteam (19 hours ago) [-]
lol pussy faggot
User avatar #69992 to #69990 - phanact, master of orange objects (21 hours ago) [-]
Aww **** that looks ******* awesome, thank you so much
User avatar #69993 to #69992 - andranadu, master of sprites ONLINE (21 hours ago) [-]
np man
have fun with it
User avatar #69994 to #69993 - phanact, master of orange objects (21 hours ago) [-]
I will.
I'll probably end up collecting these banners over time and swapping them out every once in a while.
This is cool af
Tahnks
User avatar #69991 to #69990 - phanact, master of orange objects (21 hours ago) [-]
lemme see how it fits onto the page
User avatar #69987 - keeperman (22 hours ago) [-]
look like you tried to make an orange profile but someone took a **** on it
User avatar #69988 to #69987 - phanact, master of orange objects (22 hours ago) [-]
Its hard to make dark orange without it becoming brown
but I think its a nice bridge between red and orange
User avatar #69989 to #69988 - keeperman (21 hours ago) [-]
try harder
User avatar #69979 - hopeful (12/28/2014) [-]
<3
User avatar #69981 to #69980 - hopeful (23 hours ago) [-]
Phanact, God of FunnyJunk.

How come Fj sucks ****** titties now? I miss the old fj, you're the last link I feel to this website. </3 ps send nudes pls
User avatar #69982 to #69981 - phanact, master of orange objects (23 hours ago) [-]
Awww. Yeah I dunno, websites change over time, and that's inevitable
User avatar #69977 - fluttergrey ONLINE (12/28/2014) [-]
We'll need to compile a list of outdated mods that are 1.6.4 compatible still. I found a few such as the morph mod. Many of them should stabilize the server more, when I implemented the new morph one it fixed the problem of not being able to transform into certain mobs. I know the server spam messages at the beginning with out of date mod messages as well.
User avatar #69978 to #69977 - phanact, master of orange objects (12/28/2014) [-]
Wait wait
we're updating right?
User avatar #70009 to #69978 - fluttergrey ONLINE (15 hours ago) [-]
Once we're ready to update, yeah. It's remaining 1.6.4 since various mods still only support it.
User avatar #70011 to #70009 - phanact, master of orange objects (12 hours ago) [-]
Yeah I don't wanna lose a lot of mods in our world
User avatar #69971 - thatnathandrake (12/28/2014) [-]
only way i get to leave
you win i cant deal with your **** okay
ill be gone forever
so just ban me like you did to dylan
User avatar #69972 to #69971 - thatnathandrake (12/28/2014) [-]
screw the site and screw everyone here
User avatar #69973 to #69972 - phanact, master of orange objects (12/28/2014) [-]
Dylan broke the rules of the site and he full well knew that. He cost me my moderator position and deserved the permanant ban he got out of the gate.

If you really want to leave so much, then you would.
the fact that you stay here proves you just come here for attention, since you contribute nothing to the thread
User avatar #69974 to #69973 - thatnathandrake (12/28/2014) [-]
i cant leave im addicted to this place
i tried 5 months
this site is a drug
#69975 to #69974 - phanact, master of orange objects (12/28/2014) [-]
The only effective way to quit any drug is to go cold turkey

So if you really want to leave, do it. Stay strong and do it.
User avatar #69976 to #69975 - thatnathandrake (12/28/2014) [-]
this is because of you
im tired of you picking on me and everyone else
i never hurt anyone and i get treated like this
User avatar #69969 - idunnolol (12/28/2014) [-]
Your profile looks like ****
User avatar #69966 - Princess Celestia (12/28/2014) [-]
Love the profile
User avatar #69968 to #69967 - Princess Celestia (12/28/2014) [-]
I'm still trying to find a good banner image that would suit my scheme
User avatar #69960 - iknowuwant (12/28/2014) [-]
Okay i just read all the stuff you sent me plus some other stuff
User avatar #69961 to #69960 - phanact, master of orange objects (12/28/2014) [-]
Well all the stuff I linked to you is in the guide section on the forum, accessible w/o an account. Its just the files section that's hidden till you get authorized
User avatar #69963 to #69961 - iknowuwant (12/28/2014) [-]
Do i just get authorized after a certain amount of time or do i have to do something specific?
User avatar #69964 to #69963 - phanact, master of orange objects (12/28/2014) [-]
Gotta wait for an admin to do it
User avatar #69962 to #69961 - iknowuwant (12/28/2014) [-]
Alrighty
User avatar #69959 - garymotherfingoak (12/28/2014) [-]
0/10 not enough orange
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