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#9324456 - Here I'm making a video for you 07/21/2014 on retard forum 0
#9324442 - >Standing on the platform through that level You're doi… 07/21/2014 on retard forum 0
#9324441 - at least 500 07/21/2014 on retard forum 0
#9324440 - yea 07/21/2014 on retard forum 0
#9324423 - like supposed to be a whole game 07/21/2014 on retard forum 0
#9324422 - The first portal game wasn't  [+] (2 new replies) 07/21/2014 on retard forum 0
User avatar #9324428 - ashedust (07/21/2014) [-]
**ashedust shrugs**

Well, I haven't played 2 yet.
User avatar #9324423 - phanact (07/21/2014) [-]
like supposed to be a whole game
#9324402 - Portal and portal 2 are amazing games  [+] (4 new replies) 07/21/2014 on retard forum +1
User avatar #9324414 - ashedust (07/21/2014) [-]
It was most certainly a fun time. Short too.
User avatar #9324422 - phanact (07/21/2014) [-]
The first portal game wasn't
User avatar #9324428 - ashedust (07/21/2014) [-]
**ashedust shrugs**

Well, I haven't played 2 yet.
User avatar #9324423 - phanact (07/21/2014) [-]
like supposed to be a whole game
#9324394 - I have almost every line she says in that entire game memorize…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/21/2014 on retard forum 0
#9324437 - GLaDOS (07/21/2014) [-]
Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I was like, "Goodbye," and you were like, "NO WAY," and then I was all, "We pretended we were going to murder you." That was great.
User avatar #9324456 - phanact (07/21/2014) [-]
Here I'm making a video for you
User avatar #9324442 - phanact (07/21/2014) [-]
>Standing on the platform through that level
You're doing it wrong
#9324436 - devout feminist (07/21/2014) [-]
lol
because you've probably done speedruns through it like a thousand times
User avatar #9324441 - phanact (07/21/2014) [-]
at least 500
User avatar #9324440 - phanact (07/21/2014) [-]
yea
#9324393 - This was a triumph. I'm making a note here, huge sucess. Its h…  [+] (13 new replies) 07/21/2014 on retard forum +1
User avatar #9324397 - ashedust (07/21/2014) [-]
Nice... guess now I'll have to play Portal 2
User avatar #9324402 - phanact (07/21/2014) [-]
Portal and portal 2 are amazing games
User avatar #9324414 - ashedust (07/21/2014) [-]
It was most certainly a fun time. Short too.
User avatar #9324422 - phanact (07/21/2014) [-]
The first portal game wasn't
User avatar #9324428 - ashedust (07/21/2014) [-]
**ashedust shrugs**

Well, I haven't played 2 yet.
User avatar #9324423 - phanact (07/21/2014) [-]
like supposed to be a whole game
User avatar #9324394 - phanact (07/21/2014) [-]
I have almost every line she says in that entire game memorized by heart
#9324437 - GLaDOS (07/21/2014) [-]
Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I was like, "Goodbye," and you were like, "NO WAY," and then I was all, "We pretended we were going to murder you." That was great.
User avatar #9324456 - phanact (07/21/2014) [-]
Here I'm making a video for you
User avatar #9324442 - phanact (07/21/2014) [-]
>Standing on the platform through that level
You're doing it wrong
#9324436 - devout feminist (07/21/2014) [-]
lol
because you've probably done speedruns through it like a thousand times
User avatar #9324441 - phanact (07/21/2014) [-]
at least 500
User avatar #9324440 - phanact (07/21/2014) [-]
yea
#9324382 - >Anything crispy gtfo 07/21/2014 on retard forum 0
#9324377 - lmao 07/21/2014 on retard forum 0
#9324374 - mixed with some ground curried potato 07/21/2014 on retard forum 0
#9324371 - little bit of garlic to top it off nice  [+] (1 new reply) 07/21/2014 on retard forum 0
User avatar #9324374 - phanact (07/21/2014) [-]
mixed with some ground curried potato
#9324370 - tandoor naan  [+] (2 new replies) 07/21/2014 on retard forum 0
User avatar #9324371 - phanact (07/21/2014) [-]
little bit of garlic to top it off nice
User avatar #9324374 - phanact (07/21/2014) [-]
mixed with some ground curried potato
#9324368 - like the account i mean  [+] (1 new reply) 07/21/2014 on retard forum 0
User avatar #9324378 - jettom (07/21/2014) [-]
yeah, a mod told me about the new times because of people like elricbros.
#9324366 - Eh they just think its unfair and shit. It doubles every time …  [+] (4 new replies) 07/21/2014 on retard forum 0
User avatar #9324373 - jettom (07/21/2014) [-]
Alright. Take care doing mod stuff. I'll just have him post something flaggable when he gets out of his ban.
User avatar #9324377 - phanact (07/21/2014) [-]
lmao
User avatar #9324368 - phanact (07/21/2014) [-]
like the account i mean
User avatar #9324378 - jettom (07/21/2014) [-]
yeah, a mod told me about the new times because of people like elricbros.
#9324361 - People flip a shit 07/21/2014 on retard forum 0
#9324356 - I'm not able to do that, it'd be super unfair yo  [+] (2 new replies) 07/21/2014 on retard forum 0
User avatar #9324359 - jettom (07/21/2014) [-]
For old time's sake? ;_;
User avatar #9324361 - phanact (07/21/2014) [-]
People flip a shit
#9324350 - Still head mod  [+] (4 new replies) 07/21/2014 on retard forum 0
User avatar #9324353 - jettom (07/21/2014) [-]
Can you double his ban time?
I just want to see him suffer some more, we're friends so it's fine
www.funnyjunk.com/user/bababadsheep
User avatar #9324356 - phanact (07/21/2014) [-]
I'm not able to do that, it'd be super unfair yo
User avatar #9324359 - jettom (07/21/2014) [-]
For old time's sake? ;_;
User avatar #9324361 - phanact (07/21/2014) [-]
People flip a shit
#9324348 - I already did I beat his 90 day record in less than 30  [+] (6 new replies) 07/21/2014 on retard forum 0
User avatar #9324349 - jettom (07/21/2014) [-]
Good luck with that. You're still a mod?
User avatar #9324350 - phanact (07/21/2014) [-]
Still head mod
User avatar #9324353 - jettom (07/21/2014) [-]
Can you double his ban time?
I just want to see him suffer some more, we're friends so it's fine
www.funnyjunk.com/user/bababadsheep
User avatar #9324356 - phanact (07/21/2014) [-]
I'm not able to do that, it'd be super unfair yo
User avatar #9324359 - jettom (07/21/2014) [-]
For old time's sake? ;_;
User avatar #9324361 - phanact (07/21/2014) [-]
People flip a shit
#9324341 - reposting trying to get #1 again on content and #1 on subs  [+] (8 new replies) 07/21/2014 on retard forum 0
User avatar #9324345 - jettom (07/21/2014) [-]
I subscribed, at the very least. Can you really defeat josh when it comes to reposting?
User avatar #9324348 - phanact (07/21/2014) [-]
I already did
I beat his 90 day record in less than 30
User avatar #9324349 - jettom (07/21/2014) [-]
Good luck with that. You're still a mod?
User avatar #9324350 - phanact (07/21/2014) [-]
Still head mod
User avatar #9324353 - jettom (07/21/2014) [-]
Can you double his ban time?
I just want to see him suffer some more, we're friends so it's fine
www.funnyjunk.com/user/bababadsheep
User avatar #9324356 - phanact (07/21/2014) [-]
I'm not able to do that, it'd be super unfair yo
User avatar #9324359 - jettom (07/21/2014) [-]
For old time's sake? ;_;
User avatar #9324361 - phanact (07/21/2014) [-]
People flip a shit
#9324328 - probably so whats it now  [+] (11 new replies) 07/21/2014 on retard forum 0
User avatar #9324340 - jettom (07/21/2014) [-]
So what have you been up to recently?
User avatar #9324341 - phanact (07/21/2014) [-]
reposting
trying to get #1 again on content and #1 on subs
User avatar #9324345 - jettom (07/21/2014) [-]
I subscribed, at the very least. Can you really defeat josh when it comes to reposting?
User avatar #9324348 - phanact (07/21/2014) [-]
I already did
I beat his 90 day record in less than 30
User avatar #9324349 - jettom (07/21/2014) [-]
Good luck with that. You're still a mod?
User avatar #9324350 - phanact (07/21/2014) [-]
Still head mod
User avatar #9324353 - jettom (07/21/2014) [-]
Can you double his ban time?
I just want to see him suffer some more, we're friends so it's fine
www.funnyjunk.com/user/bababadsheep
User avatar #9324356 - phanact (07/21/2014) [-]
I'm not able to do that, it'd be super unfair yo
User avatar #9324359 - jettom (07/21/2014) [-]
For old time's sake? ;_;
User avatar #9324361 - phanact (07/21/2014) [-]
People flip a shit
User avatar #9324331 - jettom (07/21/2014) [-]
Bunch of kids wanting colored text not realizing it's not given out anymore. Then they try to hook up. Hell even the hating board is more active, and that's sad.
#9324324 - katty was always a dude  [+] (13 new replies) 07/21/2014 on retard forum 0
User avatar #9324325 - jettom (07/21/2014) [-]
The revelation of katyy just killed what little was left. I think most of the guys that used to be there went to furry or just left altogether.
User avatar #9324328 - phanact (07/21/2014) [-]
probably
so whats it now
User avatar #9324340 - jettom (07/21/2014) [-]
So what have you been up to recently?
User avatar #9324341 - phanact (07/21/2014) [-]
reposting
trying to get #1 again on content and #1 on subs
User avatar #9324345 - jettom (07/21/2014) [-]
I subscribed, at the very least. Can you really defeat josh when it comes to reposting?
User avatar #9324348 - phanact (07/21/2014) [-]
I already did
I beat his 90 day record in less than 30
User avatar #9324349 - jettom (07/21/2014) [-]
Good luck with that. You're still a mod?
User avatar #9324350 - phanact (07/21/2014) [-]
Still head mod
User avatar #9324353 - jettom (07/21/2014) [-]
Can you double his ban time?
I just want to see him suffer some more, we're friends so it's fine
www.funnyjunk.com/user/bababadsheep
User avatar #9324356 - phanact (07/21/2014) [-]
I'm not able to do that, it'd be super unfair yo
User avatar #9324359 - jettom (07/21/2014) [-]
For old time's sake? ;_;
User avatar #9324361 - phanact (07/21/2014) [-]
People flip a shit
User avatar #9324331 - jettom (07/21/2014) [-]
Bunch of kids wanting colored text not realizing it's not given out anymore. Then they try to hook up. Hell even the hating board is more active, and that's sad.
#9324319 - hot oc please thumb 07/21/2014 on retard forum +1
#9324315 - drama is the best  [+] (15 new replies) 07/21/2014 on retard forum 0
User avatar #9324322 - jettom (07/21/2014) [-]
I agree. But it just became dull drama. Like the same shit every fucking day. I miss the good days when brix would do some shit, GAP would be spammed and suddenly bandwagons. Then derpo left and it just became a bunch of shitty television drama of brix x katyy and suddenly katyy was a dude.
User avatar #9324324 - phanact (07/21/2014) [-]
katty was always a dude
User avatar #9324325 - jettom (07/21/2014) [-]
The revelation of katyy just killed what little was left. I think most of the guys that used to be there went to furry or just left altogether.
User avatar #9324328 - phanact (07/21/2014) [-]
probably
so whats it now
User avatar #9324340 - jettom (07/21/2014) [-]
So what have you been up to recently?
User avatar #9324341 - phanact (07/21/2014) [-]
reposting
trying to get #1 again on content and #1 on subs
User avatar #9324345 - jettom (07/21/2014) [-]
I subscribed, at the very least. Can you really defeat josh when it comes to reposting?
User avatar #9324348 - phanact (07/21/2014) [-]
I already did
I beat his 90 day record in less than 30
User avatar #9324349 - jettom (07/21/2014) [-]
Good luck with that. You're still a mod?
User avatar #9324350 - phanact (07/21/2014) [-]
Still head mod
User avatar #9324353 - jettom (07/21/2014) [-]
Can you double his ban time?
I just want to see him suffer some more, we're friends so it's fine
www.funnyjunk.com/user/bababadsheep
User avatar #9324356 - phanact (07/21/2014) [-]
I'm not able to do that, it'd be super unfair yo
User avatar #9324359 - jettom (07/21/2014) [-]
For old time's sake? ;_;
User avatar #9324361 - phanact (07/21/2014) [-]
People flip a shit
User avatar #9324331 - jettom (07/21/2014) [-]
Bunch of kids wanting colored text not realizing it's not given out anymore. Then they try to hook up. Hell even the hating board is more active, and that's sad.
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User avatar #56143 - phanact (08/03/2013) [-]
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I am Phanact. I repost content. I like orange. I'm a brony. I have an orange OC pony. People hate me because I repost content a lot, because addy likes me, because I post a lot, and because other people hate me. That's the best answer I can get for why people hate me. I will not help give you items. I will not help you get unbanned. I will not help get you colored text. No I can not convince admin to unban/undelete your account. No I will not suck your dick.

Anything else, inquire below:
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#68233 - holyfool ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
You're joking right?
You're joking right?
User avatar #68219 - alphavsomega (20 hours ago) [-]
I sent in my mod test request 4 days ago. About how much longer should I expect to wait?
User avatar #68220 to #68219 - phanact (20 hours ago) [-]
wat?
User avatar #68221 to #68220 - alphavsomega (20 hours ago) [-]
I sent a message requesting a mod test to fjmodtest and I've been waiting for 4 days for a link to the test. About ow much longer should I wait?
User avatar #68223 to #68221 - phanact (20 hours ago) [-]
thats old now
User avatar #68224 to #68223 - alphavsomega (20 hours ago) [-]
Shit. Can you become a mod anymore? If so how?
User avatar #68225 to #68224 - phanact (20 hours ago) [-]
tehbestever whats the link to the mod tests for right now
User avatar #68226 to #68225 - tehbestever (20 hours ago) [-]
we aren't gonna use those anymore, we're just gonna do applications when august comes around

he'll either have to wait or he'll fail the tests if he tries anyways
User avatar #68229 to #68226 - alphavsomega (20 hours ago) [-]
About when in august? And when the time comes how will I apply?
User avatar #68230 to #68229 - tehbestever (19 hours ago) [-]
the start of august

We'll just send out a mass message with the details
User avatar #68231 to #68230 - alphavsomega (19 hours ago) [-]
alrighty then thanks man
User avatar #68227 to #68226 - phanact (20 hours ago) [-]
alright
i wasnt sure what our current way of doing it was
#68218 - simonjiha (21 hours ago) [-]
hi phanact. how are you?
hi phanact. how are you?
#68213 - flyinarrow (07/22/2014) [-]
funnyjunk.com/100++year+difference/funny-pictures/5228121/1#1

you see this, phaggot?

i have over 500 thumbs on my content and admun still didnt give me colored text

#FFFFEF is the color i want
User avatar #68215 to #68213 - phanact (07/22/2014) [-]
itll come
#68216 to #68215 - flyinarrow (07/22/2014) [-]
yea, it better, OR IM NEVER COMING TO THIS WEBSITE AGAIN :<<<<
#68214 to #68213 - flyinarrow (07/22/2014) [-]
*comment
#68212 - nought (07/21/2014) [-]
**nought rolled image** tfw you will never be a sexy orange pony in a maid outfit mother of cringe
#68217 to #68212 - starmandx (07/22/2014) [-]
**starmandx rolled image** his actual fw
User avatar #68201 to #68199 - phanact (07/21/2014) [-]
now u sloop?
User avatar #68198 - murphyslawtesties (07/21/2014) [-]
That's a nice subscriber number you have there


It would be a shame to lose it

Don't you think ?
User avatar #68204 to #68200 - murphyslawtesties (07/21/2014) [-]
Refer to the pic below
#68197 - murphyslawtesties (07/21/2014) [-]
Hello, May i have a moment to talk about Squating
User avatar #68202 to #68197 - phanact (07/21/2014) [-]
squating
User avatar #68193 - ttonyn (07/21/2014) [-]
sup phanny?
User avatar #68195 to #68194 - ttonyn (07/21/2014) [-]
cool, I aint got any food tho
User avatar #68190 - tridaak (07/21/2014) [-]
make me mod plz
User avatar #68192 to #68191 - tridaak (07/21/2014) [-]
thanks bby
User avatar #68187 - tranquilizer (07/20/2014) [-]
Imagine finding a teddy bear in a dark cave that echoes back nothing.
Now imagine it handing you a lolly cane
D1 to A4
Checkmate
The bear ate your Jack of Clubs
And the player on your left just built a hotel in the most expensive slot
The option to save and exit is disabled

What's your plan?
User avatar #68188 to #68187 - phanact (07/20/2014) [-]
ignore thi scomment
User avatar #68189 to #68188 - tranquilizer (07/20/2014) [-]
*khh*

phanact.exe corrupted
User avatar #68186 - icollectraresbro (07/20/2014) [-]
niggers phanact tounges my anus
User avatar #68184 - antiponiesuser (07/20/2014) [-]
why is Phanact pronounced nearly the same as Faggot?
User avatar #68185 to #68184 - phanact (07/20/2014) [-]
its not
User avatar #68196 to #68185 - antiponiesuser (07/21/2014) [-]
FAnact
FAgot

Nactgot

why are you so orange anyways? Purple is waaay better
User avatar #68203 to #68196 - phanact (07/21/2014) [-]
orange is by far the most superior color
#68206 to #68203 - antiponiesuser (07/21/2014) [-]
love me fanact. Im the most best of oranges.
User avatar #68207 to #68206 - phanact (07/21/2014) [-]
thats a clemintine
User avatar #68208 to #68207 - antiponiesuser (07/21/2014) [-]
Clementine*

retard
User avatar #68209 to #68208 - phanact (07/21/2014) [-]
IM AN ORANGE HORSE DO YOU EXPECT ME TO SPELL CORRECTLY
#68210 to #68209 - antiponiesuser (07/21/2014) [-]
oh...   
   
well then...
oh...

well then...
#68180 - devout feminist (07/20/2014) [-]
Why is there only a finite number of times per day that I can thumb down Phanact? Why does FJ have to interrupt me on my quest to thumb-down all of Funnyjunk and Newest Content?
User avatar #68182 to #68180 - phanact (07/20/2014) [-]
Banned
#68179 - redfummer (07/20/2014) [-]
seriously Jersey Shore
unblock konradkurze already
#68178 - joshlol (07/19/2014) [-]
fuck you
#68174 - devout feminist (07/19/2014) [-]
Can you please tell tkich and those other faggots to stop shitting up the board

In fact nearly every post on the first page now is by seniorawesomesauce

One time was okay, but this is an every night thing now, and the other admin's minions aren't doing shit about it
#68177 to #68174 - idontknoow (07/19/2014) [-]
There's a reason why it's called the retard board. Hurr derrr xDDDDDDDD
User avatar #68170 - posttwo (07/19/2014) [-]
Phanact get back onto your own profile
User avatar #68172 to #68170 - phanact (07/19/2014) [-]
blow me orange cock
User avatar #68173 to #68172 - posttwo (07/19/2014) [-]
**posttwo summons fjaddictftw**
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