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#9693156 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 09/18/2014 on sfw random board -2
#9693173 - nigeltheoutlaw (09/18/2014) [-]
User avatar #9693169 - unusualmoo (09/18/2014) [-]
HAIL PHANACT
PHANACT IS BEST PONY
User avatar #9693160 - chaosascendingx (09/18/2014) [-]
Phanact is trash worthy
#9693158 - blobboy (09/18/2014) [-]
User avatar #9693157 - spikethedragon (09/18/2014) [-]
Phanact is worst pony.
#9693109 - you're so ******* mad this is hilarious get v…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/18/2014 on sfw random board -3
User avatar #9693113 - nigeltheoutlaw (09/18/2014) [-]
I just said I'm mad, retard. Can you not read or something?

That's not how it works. You're a mod, you should know that.
#9693088 - why are you so ******* butthurt at me is it c…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/18/2014 on sfw random board -2
#9693102 - nigeltheoutlaw (09/18/2014) [-]
You were a cunt to me when you had zero cause to be and I just needed help, so I am holding a grudge. I don't care if it's petty, you can suck my nuts.

kek
User avatar #9693109 - phanact (09/18/2014) [-]
you're so fucking mad this is hilarious
get votebanned you red thumb spammer
User avatar #9693113 - nigeltheoutlaw (09/18/2014) [-]
I just said I'm mad, retard. Can you not read or something?

That's not how it works. You're a mod, you should know that.
#9693080 - nigeltheoutlaw is back from the anime board to spam red thumbs…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/18/2014 on sfw random board -2
#9693086 - nigeltheoutlaw (09/18/2014) [-]
I saw it the first time.
User avatar #9693088 - phanact (09/18/2014) [-]
why are you so fucking butthurt at me
is it cuz im more successful than you in literally every aspect of life
#9693102 - nigeltheoutlaw (09/18/2014) [-]
You were a cunt to me when you had zero cause to be and I just needed help, so I am holding a grudge. I don't care if it's petty, you can suck my nuts.

kek
User avatar #9693109 - phanact (09/18/2014) [-]
you're so fucking mad this is hilarious
get votebanned you red thumb spammer
User avatar #9693113 - nigeltheoutlaw (09/18/2014) [-]
I just said I'm mad, retard. Can you not read or something?

That's not how it works. You're a mod, you should know that.
#9693066 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 09/18/2014 on sfw random board -1
User avatar #9693076 - nigeltheoutlaw (09/18/2014) [-]
I've barely posted on the anime board in the last six months, dingus. But nice try.
#322 - thats lightarcanine 09/18/2014 on kick phanact off fj 0
#9693060 - u tell me things but all i hear is 'im gay im gay;  [+] (1 new reply) 09/18/2014 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #9693151 - insaneiare (09/18/2014) [-]
i think you are dealing with depression and need a hug because you want to tell someone about your problems but find it hard to put that kind of trust in someone
#9693029 - no get on skype with me after i ****  [+] (3 new replies) 09/18/2014 on sfw random board -1
User avatar #9693036 - shadowtails (09/18/2014) [-]
ya I was recording something

so I missed ur call
User avatar #9693060 - phanact (09/18/2014) [-]
u tell me things but all i hear is 'im gay im gay;
User avatar #9693151 - insaneiare (09/18/2014) [-]
i think you are dealing with depression and need a hug because you want to tell someone about your problems but find it hard to put that kind of trust in someone
#9693026 - got lassies?  [+] (13 new replies) 09/18/2014 on sfw random board -1
#9693066 - phanact has deleted their comment.
User avatar #9693076 - nigeltheoutlaw (09/18/2014) [-]
I've barely posted on the anime board in the last six months, dingus. But nice try.
User avatar #9693057 - insaneiare (09/18/2014) [-]
i still have yours
User avatar #9693062 - agreatusername (09/18/2014) [-]
Send me phanacts.
Send me ALL OF THEM!
#9693084 - insaneiare (09/18/2014) [-]
its actually a carrot
User avatar #9693089 - iamthepapercut (09/18/2014) [-]
Close enough
User avatar #9693087 - agreatusername (09/18/2014) [-]
You lied to me.
I cant trust you anymore.
User avatar #9693092 - insaneiare (09/18/2014) [-]
i have to find them
User avatar #9693098 - agreatusername (09/18/2014) [-]
>2k14
>not using special folders and labeling each picture.
User avatar #9693103 - insaneiare (09/18/2014) [-]
i have 1.247 TB of unsorted shit
User avatar #9693105 - agreatusername (09/18/2014) [-]
You dun goofed.
#9693131 - insaneiare (09/18/2014) [-]
yep i fucked up having a full time job restoring and customizing cars and not being on FJ more often
User avatar #9693136 - agreatusername (09/18/2014) [-]
THATS WHAT IM SAYING
#9693022 - >reposting this content >look at comment below  [+] (5 new replies) 09/18/2014 on sfw random board 0
#9693077 - iamthepapercut (09/18/2014) [-]
User avatar #9693048 - unusualmoo (09/18/2014) [-]
Man I forgot how much I loved your orange layout.
#9693043 - unusualmoo (09/18/2014) [-]
User avatar #9693040 - agreatusername (09/18/2014) [-]
Your fucking interface is way to fucking colorful.
User avatar #9693033 - agreatusername (09/18/2014) [-]
Oh my god..
#307 - Picture 09/18/2014 on kick phanact off fj 0
#621145 - **phanact rolls 071** 09/18/2014 on Pokemon 0
#304 - my shampoo is so expensive 09/18/2014 on kick phanact off fj +9
#301 - i copied u 09/18/2014 on kick phanact off fj 0
#299 - nah i hate it, that's why i use it like every single day 09/18/2014 on kick phanact off fj +15
#9690144 - Picture 09/17/2014 on sfw random board 0
#9690141 - yea  [+] (1 new reply) 09/17/2014 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #9690154 - walcorn (09/17/2014) [-]
tell addy we want ads
#9690139 - ur right  [+] (1 new reply) 09/17/2014 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #9690143 - xxangelisxx (09/17/2014) [-]
make your mood better, ban zahn :^)
#9690138 - idea admin puts ads on brony board everyone uses adblo…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/17/2014 on sfw random board 0
#9690155 - exotic (09/17/2014) [-]
User avatar #9690145 - pinkiepieshappines (09/17/2014) [-]
its the perfect plan
#9690135 - but it doesn't and that's the point  [+] (4 new replies) 09/17/2014 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #9690136 - walcorn (09/17/2014) [-]
It should
User avatar #9690148 - jeffthellamaking (09/17/2014) [-]
Agreed.
User avatar #9690141 - phanact (09/17/2014) [-]
yea
User avatar #9690154 - walcorn (09/17/2014) [-]
tell addy we want ads
#9690133 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 09/17/2014 on sfw random board 0
#9690140 - pinkiepieshappines (09/17/2014) [-]
#9690144 - phanact (09/17/2014) [-]
#9690131 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 09/17/2014 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #9690137 - xxangelisxx (09/17/2014) [-]
sorry phan but it is true
User avatar #9690139 - phanact (09/17/2014) [-]
ur right
User avatar #9690143 - xxangelisxx (09/17/2014) [-]
make your mood better, ban zahn :^)
#9690125 - you could say the same for us here  [+] (6 new replies) 09/17/2014 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #9690134 - walcorn (09/17/2014) [-]
At least I go to other places on the site


With Adblock deactivated


/bronies/ could have Ads, wouldn't bother me the slightest
User avatar #9690135 - phanact (09/17/2014) [-]
but it doesn't and that's the point
User avatar #9690136 - walcorn (09/17/2014) [-]
It should
User avatar #9690148 - jeffthellamaking (09/17/2014) [-]
Agreed.
User avatar #9690141 - phanact (09/17/2014) [-]
yea
User avatar #9690154 - walcorn (09/17/2014) [-]
tell addy we want ads
#9690124 - neither do we 09/17/2014 on sfw random board 0
#9690121 - pinkiepieshappines was my first frond on fj  [+] (20 new replies) 09/17/2014 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #9690158 - jeffthellamaking (09/17/2014) [-]
I have no idea who mine was.
agreatusername or zahnrad.
User avatar #9690910 - agreatusername (09/17/2014) [-]
I was your first friend.
I said so.
User avatar #9690916 - jeffthellamaking (09/17/2014) [-]
zahnrad
User avatar #9690920 - agreatusername (09/17/2014) [-]
nahn.
User avatar #9690928 - jeffthellamaking (09/17/2014) [-]
Just mentioning him.
User avatar #9690936 - agreatusername (09/17/2014) [-]
Dont wake the beast.
#9690942 - jeffthellamaking (09/17/2014) [-]
User avatar #9690945 - agreatusername (09/17/2014) [-]
dont you do it..
User avatar #9690953 - jeffthellamaking (09/17/2014) [-]
zahnrad, why are you a lesser shade of blue?
r u newfeg?
User avatar #9690956 - agreatusername (09/17/2014) [-]
User avatar #9690172 - zahnrad (09/17/2014) [-]
wot
#9690177 - jeffthellamaking (09/17/2014) [-]
r u mai frond?
User avatar #9690147 - bigbaddrag (09/17/2014) [-]
mine was Emp, around the time I first made my account
User avatar #9690128 - pinkiepieshappines (09/17/2014) [-]
tru niggas ride or die
#9690133 - phanact (09/17/2014) [-]
#9690140 - pinkiepieshappines (09/17/2014) [-]
#9690144 - phanact (09/17/2014) [-]
User avatar #9690129 - joshlol (09/17/2014) [-]
mine was hitcher I think
#9690150 - Hitcher (09/17/2014) [-]
I'm the only friend you need bby
User avatar #9690152 - joshlol (09/17/2014) [-]
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User avatar #56143 - phanact (08/03/2013) [-]
stickied
I am Phanact. I repost content. I like orange. I'm a brony. I have an orange OC pony. People hate me because I repost content a lot, because addy likes me, because I post a lot, and because other people hate me. That's the best answer I can get for why people hate me. I will not help give you items. I will not help you get unbanned. I will not help get you colored text. No I can not convince admin to unban/undelete your account. No I will not suck your dick.

Anything else, inquire below:
User avatar #23144 - phanact (11/25/2012) [+] (1 child)
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User avatar #68988 - warioteam (13 hours ago) [-]
gry off my profile faggot
User avatar #68989 to #68988 - phanact (13 hours ago) [-]
i was on ur profile? idk yo im just checking notifications
User avatar #68991 to #68990 - phanact (13 hours ago) [-]
k well i must have goten mentioned
#68984 - asick (09/19/2014) [-]
by of way ams showerings while waitings of u and posttwo
thinkings of chu boths~<3
#68986 to #68985 - asick (09/19/2014) [-]
the plan is of you and posttwo to be marryings me
then we will makes sexual moves in bed
i am needings husbando and waifu and you 2 will of do
User avatar #68987 to #68986 - posttwo (09/19/2014) [-]
Fun fun
#68983 - asick (09/19/2014) [-]
u r of sayings no suckings
but i assume i can of suckings you??
i am very tops n bottoms~
#68967 - leonhardt has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #68968 to #68967 - leonhardt (09/19/2014) [-]
nvm no it didn't
User avatar #68970 to #68969 - leonhardt (09/19/2014) [-]
apparently posttwo was testing a thing
what's .htpasswd do
User avatar #68973 to #68970 - posttwo (09/19/2014) [-]
Apache password file used for password restricting access to files or directoy
FJ has a bug where some titles will get treated like requests to files, addy is fixing it by forcing them to be first letter upercase thus getting apache to forward the request to index.php instead of trying to get the file/directory
User avatar #68976 to #68973 - phanact (09/19/2014) [-]
That makes sense
User avatar #68977 to #68976 - phanact (09/19/2014) [-]
why is it an issue now though? like why hasnt this happened before? because the title goes first?
User avatar #68978 to #68977 - posttwo (09/19/2014) [-]
Because nobody found it before I guess
when he changed the title to go first, its when the bug was created
User avatar #68979 to #68978 - phanact (09/19/2014) [-]
ah that makes sense
how did it used to be? i thought he changed it a while ago
did he change it back to how it used to be?
User avatar #68980 to #68979 - posttwo (09/19/2014) [-]
it had like
fj.com/funny-picture/name/id or something
instead of fj.com/name/type/id
User avatar #68982 to #68980 - phanact (09/19/2014) [-]
i think he removed type and put id first or some ****
User avatar #68981 to #68980 - phanact (09/19/2014) [-]
oh
ye
User avatar #68975 to #68973 - posttwo (09/19/2014) [-]
reason that this one got you 403 while others didnt was that addy fixed the rest I have listed for him, but I didnt list htpasswds
I fat fingered it while trying to test .htpasswd and found out it exists that way
User avatar #68971 to #68970 - phanact (09/19/2014) [-]
i have no idea
ask him
User avatar #68972 to #68971 - leonhardt (09/19/2014) [-]
Well I just mentioned him so let's see
User avatar #68960 - barterbrothers (09/18/2014) [-]
hello old friend
#68958 - aibu ONLINE (09/18/2014) [-]
You're a faggot.have my babies, you orange
User avatar #68956 - sewallman ONLINE (09/18/2014) [-]
stay off my profile :'(
User avatar #68957 to #68956 - sewallman ONLINE (09/18/2014) [-]
If you're not going to stay off my profile, they're having a pretty good deal going on right now:

www.amazon.com/Doc-Johnson-Vibrating-American-Chal
User avatar #68959 to #68957 - phanact (09/18/2014) [-]
I was looking at your car
get over it
User avatar #68963 to #68959 - sewallman ONLINE (09/18/2014) [-]
Ah, whatcha think?
User avatar #68964 to #68963 - phanact (09/18/2014) [-]
idk about the decal, it makes you stand out and looks dumb in my opinion. Just keeping it the way it is alone is enough to scare some drunk people.
But I do like the crown vics as they're very versitable and one of the most reliable cars out there; bearing in mind that the miles on there are hard miles.
User avatar #68965 to #68964 - sewallman ONLINE (09/19/2014) [-]
My fuel pump is shot as of today. I can fix it myself, so it'll only cost around $50 or so for the fuel pump. I think the pollution censor is also starting to go, so I'm going to fix that before it causes some damage.
User avatar #68966 to #68965 - sewallman ONLINE (09/19/2014) [-]
It's a good thing I decided to wait on selling my truck.
#68961 to #68959 - mahittamane (09/18/2014) [-]
AYY NIEKKA WARRUP WARRUP
User avatar #68953 - nought (09/18/2014) [-]
git b& already
#68951 - elriclols (09/18/2014) [-]
Can I come back now?
#68950 - beastkenten (09/18/2014) [-]
Blow it out your ass you orange **** .
-Green **** .
User avatar #68949 - commontroll (09/18/2014) [-]
So what does Admin's dick taste like?
User avatar #68948 - avocadomessiah (09/18/2014) [-]
you smell like turd and i hope you get sacrificed to a god dog by a mentally unstable cult
User avatar #68947 - fukkenname ONLINE (09/18/2014) [-]
GET BANNED FGT
User avatar #68946 - halomike ONLINE (09/17/2014) [-]
I thought you'd be banned by now Phanact.
User avatar #68942 - phanact (09/17/2014) [-]
predicted responses:

Go away
OH BOY HERE WE GO
HI PHANACT.jpg
User avatar #68940 - alicorn (09/17/2014) [-]
Can you ask admin why search is total **** now for regular users or get him to fix it?

Before the oatmeal ******** you could go all the way back to 2009, now a huge portion of the sites content and comments are hidden for some stupid reason.
User avatar #68941 to #68940 - phanact (09/17/2014) [-]
it only shows comments with +5 I think
User avatar #68943 to #68941 - alicorn (09/17/2014) [-]
I don't think that's the case, tested multiple comments i know had more than that and you can't find them

it's butchered to hell
User avatar #68944 to #68943 - alicorn (09/17/2014) [-]
it's been like this for nearly a year, but if nobody has noticed by now maybe it's not worth the effort to get it fixed
User avatar #68945 to #68944 - phanact (09/17/2014) [-]
ive noticed i just dont care
User avatar #68932 - satanisrealgod ONLINE (09/16/2014) [-]
I swear fidelity to you
User avatar #68933 to #68932 - phanact (09/16/2014) [-]
wireless fidelity
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