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Date Signed Up:3/25/2011
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Content Ranking:#3
Comment Ranking:#92
Highest Content Rank:#1
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Level 399 Content: Demi God → Level 400 Content: God
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#9775406 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 09/29/2014 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #9775410 - xenxio (09/29/2014) [-]
Thanks phanact.....I think.
#9775343 - Picture 09/29/2014 on sfw random board 0
#9775125 - I swear  [+] (1 new reply) 09/29/2014 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #9775134 - jeffthellamaking (09/29/2014) [-]
Swear on the blood of your ancestors.
#9775117 - I haven't  [+] (3 new replies) 09/29/2014 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #9775119 - jeffthellamaking (09/29/2014) [-]
That's an outright lie.
User avatar #9775125 - phanact (09/29/2014) [-]
I swear
User avatar #9775134 - jeffthellamaking (09/29/2014) [-]
Swear on the blood of your ancestors.
#9774736 - its not so 09/29/2014 on sfw random board 0
#9774733 - yeah but its where league belongs  [+] (3 new replies) 09/29/2014 on sfw random board 0
#9774786 - joshlol (09/29/2014) [-]
where it actually belongs
User avatar #9774735 - peanutsaurusrex (09/29/2014) [-]
im sorry i thought this was the random board
User avatar #9774736 - phanact (09/29/2014) [-]
its not so
#9774713 - GAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 09/29/2014 on sfw random board 0
#2246134 - what 09/29/2014 on Friendly +1
#2246133 - Stop 09/29/2014 on Friendly +1
#9774346 - Picture 09/29/2014 on sfw random board 0
#9774334 - You could stop  [+] (2 new replies) 09/28/2014 on sfw random board 0
#9774337 - jeartozaox (09/29/2014) [-]
User avatar #9774335 - webs (09/29/2014) [-]
#9774328 - still not better than vectors 09/28/2014 on sfw random board 0
#2 - Picture 09/28/2014 on Incest? 0
#225 - I've been dead inside for years.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/28/2014 on rename anonymous 9/29 +6
User avatar #280 - mrlego (09/29/2014) [-]
and
#9774212 - Do not play league please  [+] (1 new reply) 09/28/2014 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #9774213 - jeffthellamaking (09/28/2014) [-]
Gunna because Quilly plays.
#9774127 - not as funny  [+] (1 new reply) 09/28/2014 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #9774128 - miscarriage (09/28/2014) [-]
prius jokes are so old tho
#9774121 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 09/28/2014 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #9774127 - phanact (09/28/2014) [-]
not as funny
User avatar #9774128 - miscarriage (09/28/2014) [-]
prius jokes are so old tho
#125 - I'm sorry, I didn't know you owned a prius.  [+] (3 new replies) 09/28/2014 on rename anonymous 9/29 +46
User avatar #478 - runescapewasgood (09/29/2014) [-]
its ok i still love you
#390 - mr skeltal (09/29/2014) [-]
nigger shut the fuck up
#477 - iheartidiots (09/29/2014) [-]
so fuckin edgy
#117 - PriusOwner  [+] (16 new replies) 09/28/2014 on rename anonymous 9/29 -259
User avatar #818 - chimpaflimp (09/29/2014) [-]
That dead horse has been beaten more than you beat off admin.
#486 - ryander (09/29/2014) [-]
phanact's gonna get -1000 again
User avatar #424 - thealmightyantler (09/29/2014) [-]
Get out.
#224 - ptbecker (09/28/2014) [-]
i thought you were pepsi
User avatar #225 - phanact (09/28/2014) [-]
I've been dead inside for years.
User avatar #280 - mrlego (09/29/2014) [-]
and
User avatar #120 - runescapewasgood (09/28/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #468 - drazine (09/29/2014) [-]
im hard from your name.
User avatar #322 - JonathanNowFuckYou (09/29/2014) [-]
runescape was good
#327 - mahittamane (09/29/2014) [-]
ayyy niekka warrup warrup u a faggot asss nieka wana get smakked da fucc out fool
User avatar #295 - mumblesthepyro (09/29/2014) [-]
you just got rekt by phagact you should delete your account and blow your brains out
#142 - mr skeltal (09/28/2014) [-]
Gee I always wanted to be named "no"
User avatar #125 - phanact (09/28/2014) [-]
I'm sorry, I didn't know you owned a prius.
User avatar #478 - runescapewasgood (09/29/2014) [-]
its ok i still love you
#390 - mr skeltal (09/29/2014) [-]
nigger shut the fuck up
#477 - iheartidiots (09/29/2014) [-]
so fuckin edgy
#9773883 - tru  [+] (1 new reply) 09/28/2014 on sfw random board +1
User avatar #9773907 - miscarriage (09/28/2014) [-]
ill take her tho ty
#9773849 - u can have her  [+] (3 new replies) 09/28/2014 on sfw random board +1
User avatar #9773855 - miscarriage (09/28/2014) [-]
nu she'll choke me with a cord ;-;
User avatar #9773883 - phanact (09/28/2014) [-]
tru
User avatar #9773907 - miscarriage (09/28/2014) [-]
ill take her tho ty
#9773847 - tfw 09/28/2014 on sfw random board +1
#9773832 - off self  [+] (7 new replies) 09/28/2014 on sfw random board 0
#9773895 - santamansan (09/28/2014) [-]
Holy shits it's the phaggot himself.
User avatar #9773839 - miscarriage (09/28/2014) [-]
i wish i had a gf to do it for me like u
User avatar #9773849 - phanact (09/28/2014) [-]
u can have her
User avatar #9773855 - miscarriage (09/28/2014) [-]
nu she'll choke me with a cord ;-;
User avatar #9773883 - phanact (09/28/2014) [-]
tru
User avatar #9773907 - miscarriage (09/28/2014) [-]
ill take her tho ty
User avatar #9773847 - phanact (09/28/2014) [-]
tfw
#9771766 - damn it 09/28/2014 on sfw random board 0
#9771720 - I would is it real legit  [+] (2 new replies) 09/28/2014 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #9771730 - zependium (09/28/2014) [-]
no one seems to have found a site that seels them
User avatar #9771766 - phanact (09/28/2014) [-]
damn it
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User avatar #56143 - phanact (08/03/2013) [-]
stickied
I am Phanact. I repost content. I like orange. I'm a brony. I have an orange OC pony. People hate me because I repost content a lot, because addy likes me, because I post a lot, and because other people hate me. That's the best answer I can get for why people hate me. I will not help give you items. I will not help you get unbanned. I will not help get you colored text. No I can not convince admin to unban/undelete your account. No I will not suck your dick.

Anything else, inquire below:
User avatar #23144 - phanact (11/25/2012) [+] (1 child)
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User avatar #69073 - leonhardt (3 hours ago) [-]
Would it be against the rules to post a list of people to block in compliance with my plan thing as content?
User avatar #69076 to #69073 - phanact (3 hours ago) [-]
i dont think so
User avatar #69071 - lotengo (9 hours ago) [-]
you will never be #1 in subscribers.
User avatar #69072 to #69071 - phanact (4 hours ago) [-]
neither will u
User avatar #69074 to #69072 - lotengo (3 hours ago) [-]
neither will your mom
#69069 - xenxio (16 hours ago) [-]
K have fun.

Here's one some may remember. Say we took it upon ourselves to notice the white wall in our bedroom (dont throw a fit if it isnt white). From now on we talk about this white wall no matter how silly that sounds. everyday i come over to your place and i ask how the white wall is doing. Now lets say the white wall is torn down and made into a floor. In a sense wouldnt we say "The white wall is a floor". But would they really make sense? What if then the floor of the white wall was made into a raft? Would we say "The white wall is now a raft?" but even through all interchangables the white wall essence still remains. There's some sort of invisible identity that is absent of our perception but still follows what we observe. Another example would be if someone painting the white house red. In sure lots of news paper articles would be title "The white house is red." which again would make illogical sense. What is that essence we constantly follow through our perception veil?

How far does free will actually go? As human beings we constantly act upon our own self interest. Before I continue let me make clear that being selfish and protaining to your own self interest are two totally different things. Say you went up to a vending machine and you wanted a coke. Cool okay so you go up to the machine and get a coke. What free will was there? You did want you wanted, but your own interest only forged a singular path way that you were destined to go through. Even in situations where they're are tough decisions is it all really considered free will? What is free will anyway? Its as if being "free" is a form of power, and having will is basically dumbed down to well...willpower. That being the case is free will just the power of power? Would this be considered absurd?

Say that there is someone who is blind. This person lives through their life for about a good twenty five years. They only have a perception based off smell, tough, and hearing. Lets also say they know exactly what a cube is by touch alone. They know exactly what a cube feels like. Now lets say by some circumstances they were able to cure this persons blindness. Once they do the doctors place a cube on a table infront of their newly found sight. Would they know exactly what kind of shape it is if the doctors were to ask "What shape do you see?" See obviously being the key word there. Could they do it? Would they know what a cube is by sight, or would they have to feel it first to obtain a combination of both sight and touch?
User avatar #69066 - fjaddictftw ONLINE (09/30/2014) [-]
stop using my little spoons for cat food. i dont eat off big spoons
#69068 to #69066 - phanact (18 hours ago) [-]
as long as you let me buy this
User avatar #69064 - duelknight (09/28/2014) [-]
WEST SIDE RULES
User avatar #69063 - obbih (09/27/2014) [-]
ylog ;)
User avatar #69062 - obbih (09/27/2014) [-]
ylog?
User avatar #69061 - yourfutureson (09/27/2014) [-]
I like your game videos fag
User avatar #69050 - phanact (09/24/2014) [-]
lordofthesea
im blocked by that guy
im near 137
User avatar #69051 to #69050 - lordofthesea ONLINE (09/24/2014) [-]
Dude, I went to High School near there!
I live off 131/130.


User avatar #69052 to #69051 - phanact (09/24/2014) [-]
thats legit
woodbridge?
User avatar #69058 to #69052 - lordofthesea ONLINE (09/26/2014) [-]
Highland Park/Edison, right near new brunswick, but not far from woodbridge.
User avatar #69055 to #69052 - LaBarata (09/25/2014) [-]
I'm actually right near woodbridge.
User avatar #69049 to #69048 - phanact (09/24/2014) [-]
ayy lmao
User avatar #69047 - furrysheaperd ONLINE (09/24/2014) [-]
User avatar #69045 - drl (09/24/2014) [-]
you forgot the fact that you are unfunny and a total cunt ^
User avatar #69038 - freakyorange (09/24/2014) [-]
People are really starting to hate you. I know they always have, but what has sparked the sudden outlash?
User avatar #69039 to #69038 - phanact (09/24/2014) [-]
idk
i dont care honestly
User avatar #69040 to #69039 - freakyorange (09/24/2014) [-]
I know you don't care, I was just curious if you knew why. Could it be the amount of reposts you post?..I don't understand why people would hate that..it fuels the site.
User avatar #69041 to #69040 - phanact (09/24/2014) [-]
yea idk
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