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Date Signed Up:3/25/2011
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#9259227 - my big tittied mommy  [+] (1 new reply) 13 hours ago on retard forum +1
User avatar #9259228 - phanact (13 hours ago) [-]
trying to keep up with these filters is a chore
#9259225 - **** my big tittied mommy  [+] (2 new replies) 13 hours ago on retard forum +1
User avatar #9259227 - phanact (13 hours ago) [-]
my big tittied mommy
User avatar #9259228 - phanact (13 hours ago) [-]
trying to keep up with these filters is a chore
#9259222 - fagmin  [+] (3 new replies) 13 hours ago on retard forum +1
User avatar #9259225 - phanact (13 hours ago) [-]
Fuck my big tittied mommy
User avatar #9259227 - phanact (13 hours ago) [-]
my big tittied mommy
User avatar #9259228 - phanact (13 hours ago) [-]
trying to keep up with these filters is a chore
#9259219 - kawaii face circles 13 hours ago on retard forum +1
#68047 - that means you're minecraft client doesn't reconigze the usern…  [+] (3 new replies) 13 hours ago on phanact's profile 0
User avatar #68048 - grama (12 hours ago) [-]
wait do i have to buy the game to play?
User avatar #68049 - phanact (12 hours ago) [-]
as of now, yes.
#68050 - grama (12 hours ago) [-]
what kind of filthy casual do you think i am?
#9259217 - how does that make you fee 13 hours ago on retard forum 0
#1513 - Swiggity swoogity im coming for that front page booty 21 hours ago on UberAndrew's profile 0
#9257710 - ok ill see 21 hours ago on retard forum 0
#9257708 - oh yea ok is he gonna be coming inside? 21 hours ago on retard forum 0
#9257695 - why what they're not gonna be  [+] (4 new replies) 21 hours ago on retard forum 0
User avatar #9257706 - tehbestever (21 hours ago) [-]
tell them to go out to eat for like an hour at 12
User avatar #9257710 - phanact (21 hours ago) [-]
ok
ill see
User avatar #9257702 - tehbestever (21 hours ago) [-]
i told my parents it was just gonna be u and me

yo wtf
User avatar #9257708 - phanact (21 hours ago) [-]
oh
yea
ok
is he gonna be coming inside?
#9257603 - no i told her no  [+] (1 new reply) 21 hours ago on retard forum 0
User avatar #9257605 - bionicpanda (21 hours ago) [-]
good then it shouldn't be too bad

good luck with that shit mang
#9257599 - sister is already here too  [+] (3 new replies) 21 hours ago on retard forum 0
User avatar #9257602 - bionicpanda (21 hours ago) [-]
damn. Maybe you should tell your sister to pay you since she basically turned your apartment into a hotel.

Did you agree to let the friend stay yet?
User avatar #9257603 - phanact (21 hours ago) [-]
no
i told her no
User avatar #9257605 - bionicpanda (21 hours ago) [-]
good then it shouldn't be too bad

good luck with that shit mang
#9257598 - You're a virgin  [+] (1 new reply) 21 hours ago on retard forum 0
User avatar #9257600 - Anonymis (21 hours ago) [-]
duh
#9257595 - implying money 21 hours ago on retard forum 0
#9257588 - Most of the threads sexual ********* are to get laid  [+] (1 new reply) 21 hours ago on retard forum 0
User avatar #9257632 - wemilznotkill (21 hours ago) [-]
lel
#9257583 - u knw it  [+] (1 new reply) 21 hours ago on retard forum 0
User avatar #9257614 - FightClub (21 hours ago) [-]
film it
#9257576 - yea with stever  [+] (3 new replies) 21 hours ago on retard forum 0
User avatar #9257579 - FightClub (21 hours ago) [-]
is abigail gonna get in on it

like finger his ass while he blows you or something
User avatar #9257583 - phanact (21 hours ago) [-]
u knw it
User avatar #9257614 - FightClub (21 hours ago) [-]
film it
#9257572 - I'd do both 21 hours ago on retard forum 0
#9257570 - lmao 21 hours ago on retard forum 0
#9257564 - >Tehbestever coming down tomorrow >Had these plans …  [+] (18 new replies) 21 hours ago on retard forum 0
User avatar #9257691 - tehbestever (21 hours ago) [-]
just make sure they're out of sight when i come down though pls
User avatar #9257695 - phanact (21 hours ago) [-]
why
what
they're not gonna be
User avatar #9257706 - tehbestever (21 hours ago) [-]
tell them to go out to eat for like an hour at 12
User avatar #9257710 - phanact (21 hours ago) [-]
ok
ill see
User avatar #9257702 - tehbestever (21 hours ago) [-]
i told my parents it was just gonna be u and me

yo wtf
User avatar #9257708 - phanact (21 hours ago) [-]
oh
yea
ok
is he gonna be coming inside?
User avatar #9257689 - tehbestever (21 hours ago) [-]
party every day bro
User avatar #9257593 - bionicpanda (21 hours ago) [-]
just tell your sister that you made plans, and since you told her she cold stay already pay for some of her hotel cost or something

or kill her

either one
User avatar #9257599 - phanact (21 hours ago) [-]
sister is already here too
User avatar #9257602 - bionicpanda (21 hours ago) [-]
damn. Maybe you should tell your sister to pay you since she basically turned your apartment into a hotel.

Did you agree to let the friend stay yet?
User avatar #9257603 - phanact (21 hours ago) [-]
no
i told her no
User avatar #9257605 - bionicpanda (21 hours ago) [-]
good then it shouldn't be too bad

good luck with that shit mang
User avatar #9257595 - phanact (21 hours ago) [-]
implying money
User avatar #9257573 - FightClub (21 hours ago) [-]
what are you fags actually doing

composing an fj orgy
User avatar #9257576 - phanact (21 hours ago) [-]
yea with stever
User avatar #9257579 - FightClub (21 hours ago) [-]
is abigail gonna get in on it

like finger his ass while he blows you or something
User avatar #9257583 - phanact (21 hours ago) [-]
u knw it
User avatar #9257614 - FightClub (21 hours ago) [-]
film it
#9257193 - mr. my big black penetrative daddy  [+] (3 new replies) 23 hours ago on retard forum 0
User avatar #9257205 - girguy (23 hours ago) [-]
what do you want
User avatar #9257245 - garymotherfingoak (23 hours ago) [-]
ur body
User avatar #9257247 - girguy (23 hours ago) [-]
hot
#9257192 - mr. 23 hours ago on retard forum 0
#610209 - my big black penetrative daddy 23 hours ago on Pokemon 0
#610208 - Glupin will eat your ass he likes it  [+] (1 new reply) 23 hours ago on Pokemon 0
User avatar #610209 - phanact (23 hours ago) [-]
my big black penetrative daddy
#68044 - yea i accidencally reloaded it  [+] (1 new reply) 07/12/2014 on phanact's profile 0
User avatar #68045 - puredeliciousness (07/12/2014) [-]
You accidentally poorly englished
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User avatar #56143 - phanact (08/03/2013) [-]
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I am Phanact. I repost content. I like orange. I'm a brony. I have an orange OC pony. People hate me because I repost content a lot, because addy likes me, because I post a lot, and because other people hate me. That's the best answer I can get for why people hate me. I will not help give you items. I will not help you get unbanned. I will not help get you colored text. No I can not convince admin to unban/undelete your account. No I will not suck your dick.

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User avatar #68055 - holdup (3 hours ago) [-]
i am getting tired of playing on ur minsecraft server and getting no help.
User avatar #68056 to #68055 - phanact (3 hours ago) [-]
what do you mean
User avatar #68057 to #68056 - holdup (3 hours ago) [-]
some bastard keeps stealing my flowers and i dunno what to do.
User avatar #68060 to #68058 - holdup (2 hours ago) [-]
so, to use residence i select a space and then select another space?
User avatar #68061 to #68060 - phanact (2 hours ago) [-]
You select a cuboid with left and right click with a wooden hoe. Its weird, ever used worldedit?
User avatar #68062 to #68061 - holdup (2 hours ago) [-]
never in my life have i used world edit.but it seems to me that i put in /res and then put in the area to protect(by highlighting it)?
User avatar #68063 to #68062 - phanact (2 hours ago) [-]
Nah you make the selection first, then use /res create <name>
User avatar #68064 to #68063 - holdup (2 hours ago) [-]
so, hit stuff with the hoe than say /res create <home>?
User avatar #68066 to #68065 - holdup (2 hours ago) [-]
so, what do i use to select the points?
User avatar #68067 to #68066 - phanact (2 hours ago) [-]
wood hoe
User avatar #68069 to #68067 - holdup (2 hours ago) [-]
oh wow i watched a creeper blow up my house and than watched it regenerate thanx phanact.
User avatar #68068 to #68067 - holdup (2 hours ago) [-]
so, hit the ground with wood hoe and follow instructions?
User avatar #68059 to #68058 - holdup (2 hours ago) [-]
thank you for telling me about that, i dont get it but ill look at it, the last mod told me locking my door would solve the problem.
User avatar #68054 to #68053 - phanact (5 hours ago) [-]
**** that cancer yo im so glad
User avatar #68041 - puredeliciousness (07/12/2014) [-]
Yo, just an old old friend popping in to say hi. What's up bud?
User avatar #68042 to #68041 - phanact (07/12/2014) [-]
nothing really
dealing wiuth mc server
User avatar #68043 to #68042 - puredeliciousness (07/12/2014) [-]
One of my friends was just on there. They want you to get it back up
User avatar #68044 to #68043 - phanact (07/12/2014) [-]
yea
i accidencally reloaded it
User avatar #68045 to #68044 - puredeliciousness (07/12/2014) [-]
You accidentally poorly englished
User avatar #68037 - grama (07/11/2014) [-]
hey , my creepy orange uncle i have a question about the server(minecraft)
User avatar #68040 to #68037 - phanact (07/12/2014) [-]
whatup
User avatar #68047 to #68046 - phanact (13 hours ago) [-]
that means you're minecraft client doesn't reconigze the username, it wasnt authenticated through mojang servers.
User avatar #68048 to #68047 - grama (12 hours ago) [-]
wait do i have to buy the game to play?
User avatar #68049 to #68048 - phanact (12 hours ago) [-]
as of now, yes.
#68050 to #68049 - grama (12 hours ago) [-]
what kind of filthy casual do you think i am?
what kind of filthy casual do you think i am?
User avatar #68035 - letrollzor (07/11/2014) [-]
That was quick
User avatar #68025 - heartlessrobot (07/11/2014) [-]
***** slow the **** down. I'm getting notifications faster than my computer can load the notification window.
User avatar #68026 to #68025 - phanact (07/11/2014) [-]
How? the notifications are disabled
User avatar #68027 to #68026 - heartlessrobot (07/11/2014) [-]
Not on my end apparently. I woke up with 32 notifications, most from your content.
User avatar #68028 to #68027 - phanact (07/11/2014) [-]
disable em in the prefs
User avatar #68030 to #68028 - heartlessrobot (07/11/2014) [-]
You don't have to stop, just slow down a little.
User avatar #68032 to #68030 - phanact (07/11/2014) [-]
I do this 3-4times every day. 12-15 content each time.
User avatar #68033 to #68032 - heartlessrobot (07/11/2014) [-]
Holy **** , how do you have time for this?
User avatar #68034 to #68033 - phanact (07/11/2014) [-]
takes less than a minute to upload each content + ive been doing it for a while *****
User avatar #68029 to #68028 - heartlessrobot (07/11/2014) [-]
But then I won't get a notification if venomousvalentine uploads more pics of his booty in NSFW.
User avatar #68031 to #68029 - phanact (07/11/2014) [-]
You can check his profile?
User avatar #68021 - Sunset (07/10/2014) [-]
my friend has the gamertag phaggot
User avatar #68023 to #68021 - ied (07/11/2014) [-]
has he got anymore?
User avatar #68022 to #68021 - phanact (07/11/2014) [-]
cool?
User avatar #68013 - soundofwinter ONLINE (07/10/2014) [-]
If you disable shout from everyone but my big black penetrative daddys, nobody on the server can talk. At all.
User avatar #68014 to #68013 - phanact (07/10/2014) [-]
I know. We're trying to figure this out to make it less uh... cluttered and difficult
User avatar #68010 - soundofwinter ONLINE (07/10/2014) [-]
Dat Whitelist though
User avatar #68011 to #68010 - phanact (07/10/2014) [-]
FIXING PLEASDE THANKS
#68012 to #68011 - toohntown (07/10/2014) [-]
fix faster
#67993 - posttwo (07/09/2014) [-]
seekay I need these in big res asap
User avatar #67994 to #67993 - seekay (07/09/2014) [-]
I'll do it when I feel like it omg don't rush me

Also why are we on big orange ****** profile?
User avatar #67995 to #67994 - posttwo (07/09/2014) [-]
I use his profile as a place to mention random people now
dunno why
I like it here
User avatar #67999 to #67998 - seekay (07/09/2014) [-]
how u doin m9
User avatar #68000 to #67999 - phanact (07/09/2014) [-]
good trying to fix **** on MC server
User avatar #68001 to #68000 - seekay (07/09/2014) [-]
I wish MC would run on this toaster. Feel like playing it again but can't.
User avatar #68002 to #68001 - phanact (07/09/2014) [-]
tfw i have 16gb of ram on this ****
User avatar #68003 to #68002 - phanact (07/09/2014) [-]
thats my cleint, not the serber
User avatar #68004 to #68003 - seekay (07/09/2014) [-]
Aren't 16 GB ram overkill at the moment? Might come in handy in like 5 years. I'm no tech savvy and I obviously don't keep up with the latest PC parts and stuff.
User avatar #68005 to #68004 - phanact (07/09/2014) [-]
not when i run MC (client), bit coin mining, an MMO farming ingame money, and usually an FPS likeborderlinds im playing with a friend
User avatar #68006 to #68005 - seekay (07/09/2014) [-]
That's cool. My laptop already goes ******* when I have the browser open with more than 3 tabs. Especially with best site on the internet and PT. Hue.
User avatar #68008 to #68006 - seekay (07/09/2014) [-]
Wow addy so fanni filters top meme :^)
User avatar #68007 to #68006 - phanact (07/09/2014) [-]
PT is a **** site anyway and FJ has a ram error
User avatar #68015 to #68007 - posttwo (07/10/2014) [-]
FJ has a ram error
lol *****
You dont know what ram leak is until you go on PT
User avatar #68016 to #68015 - phanact (07/10/2014) [-]
i didnt even get started on thatb ut lmao yea probs
User avatar #68017 to #68016 - posttwo (07/10/2014) [-]
Working on it
I mean
Im throwing money at people to fix it
User avatar #68018 to #68017 - phanact (07/10/2014) [-]
just like my big black penetrative daddy
User avatar #68019 to #68018 - posttwo (07/10/2014) [-]
He sends money
I actually went to the bank, got ******** of 1c coins and threw them
User avatar #68009 to #68007 - seekay (07/09/2014) [-]
Ravioli ravioli your opinion is wrongioli

anyways, was nice talking to you again
#67989 - joshlol (07/09/2014) [-]
did my big black penetrative daddy delete all links posted yesterday or something?

I've seen a lot of missing url's on comments
User avatar #67990 to #67989 - phanact (07/09/2014) [-]
i have no idea
User avatar #67987 - spongeychicken (07/09/2014) [-]
Does your minceraft server have the factions plugin?
User avatar #67991 to #67987 - phanact (07/09/2014) [-]
for the PVP world
User avatar #67992 to #67991 - spongeychicken (07/09/2014) [-]
ah ok i might try it once i upgrade my potato to a cucumber
User avatar #67985 - soundofwinter ONLINE (07/09/2014) [-]
1010 no lag server
Worked as advertised
User avatar #67986 to #67985 - phanact (07/09/2014) [-]
lmao

i fix
#67982 - precision (07/09/2014) [-]
I'm trying to become FJ famous/Infamous. So I feel like adding people who are will help me a little. So.
User avatar #67983 to #67982 - phanact (07/09/2014) [-]
thats stupid
User avatar #67984 to #67983 - precision (07/09/2014) [-]
So stupid. But I have nothing better to do.
User avatar #67980 - icameheretotroll (07/08/2014) [-]
Ey Can you tell me which version is the mc server
thx
User avatar #67981 to #67980 - phanact (07/09/2014) [-]
1.7.9
#67979 - goomy (07/08/2014) [-]
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