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#8501531 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 12 hours ago on ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ... 0
#8501551 - exotic (12 hours ago) [-]
*hugs you properly*
#8501567 - phanact (12 hours ago) [-]
#8501577 - exotic (12 hours ago) [-]
#8501583 - phanact (12 hours ago) [-]
#8501513 - IM AN ORANGE ITS SUPPOSED TO SMELL LIKE ORANGE  [+] (1 new reply) 12 hours ago on ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ... +1
User avatar #8501524 - harime (12 hours ago) [-]
Smells like noscopes
#8501507 - Picture  [+] (13 new replies) 12 hours ago on ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ... -1
User avatar #8501538 - flutterway (12 hours ago) [-]
Phan, you got a little lazy around the eye. Unless it's supposed to be orange instead of white.
User avatar #8501547 - phanact (12 hours ago) [-]
where
User avatar #8501556 - phanact (12 hours ago) [-]
the eye is closed
#8501576 - flutterway (12 hours ago) [-]
Is it?
#8501587 - phanact (12 hours ago) [-]
User avatar #8501580 - phanact (12 hours ago) [-]
idk the error
#8501596 - flutterway (12 hours ago) [-]
lazyedit because feeling lazy.
#8501523 - exotic (12 hours ago) [-]
stahp it blaze
das' ghey
#8501531 - phanact (12 hours ago) [-]
#8501551 - exotic (12 hours ago) [-]
*hugs you properly*
#8501567 - phanact (12 hours ago) [-]
#8501577 - exotic (12 hours ago) [-]
#8501583 - phanact (12 hours ago) [-]
#8501489 - my hair smells like apples  [+] (4 new replies) 12 hours ago on ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ... 0
User avatar #8501504 - harime (12 hours ago) [-]
My hair smells like coconut and honey nigga
User avatar #8501513 - phanact (12 hours ago) [-]
IM AN ORANGE ITS SUPPOSED TO SMELL LIKE ORANGE
User avatar #8501524 - harime (12 hours ago) [-]
Smells like noscopes
User avatar #8501498 - andranadu (12 hours ago) [-]
nipples*
#8501484 - flashy and overdone like everi animu 12 hours ago on ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ... 0
#8501467 - ya if u like ugli cars  [+] (2 new replies) 12 hours ago on ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ... 0
User avatar #8501477 - joshlol (12 hours ago) [-]
the car ain't so pretty but I love how it's animated
User avatar #8501484 - phanact (12 hours ago) [-]
flashy and overdone like everi animu
#8501381 - significant since mine is bigger 13 hours ago on ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ... +1
#8501282 - yes 13 hours ago on ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ... +2
#8501176 - at least he spelled ****** right  [+] (1 new reply) 13 hours ago on ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ... +1
User avatar #8501181 - revengeforfreeze (13 hours ago) [-]
and off
#8 - idk  [+] (1 new reply) 13 hours ago on djmcswagfag's profile 0
#10 - djmcswagfag (12 hours ago) [-]
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AYop wWHATG THE FUCK ARE EYOU TALKIN BOIUT (tell it ton m y 8) HAHAHAHAHGHGU KD HGSAHGHSBFHBHHHHAHAHHAHA FUCK you www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9MeWK-WAwY
#8501170 - some of these moderation complaints i can't even give a respon…  [+] (20 new replies) 13 hours ago on ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ... +1
User avatar #8501191 - shadowtails (13 hours ago) [-]
lol
User avatar #8501188 - thedarkestrogue (13 hours ago) [-]
you should tell him it was shit work and he should stick his head in a beehive
User avatar #8501193 - revengeforfreeze (13 hours ago) [-]
are you rihardololz?
User avatar #8501197 - thedarkestrogue (13 hours ago) [-]
whos that?
User avatar #8501201 - revengeforfreeze (13 hours ago) [-]
some annoying faggot who reminds me of you
#8501249 - rihardololz (13 hours ago) [-]
User avatar #8501505 - revengeforfreeze (12 hours ago) [-]
ok
User avatar #8501204 - thedarkestrogue (13 hours ago) [-]
oh well i can be anyone you want bb

just stick your dick in the beehive
User avatar #8501209 - revengeforfreeze (13 hours ago) [-]
lol
User avatar #8501180 - kijajouteh (13 hours ago) [-]
Why am I not allowed to flag this.
User avatar #8501184 - revengeforfreeze (13 hours ago) [-]
cause he mod
User avatar #8501186 - kijajouteh (13 hours ago) [-]
He's GAY.
User avatar #8501192 - revengeforfreeze (13 hours ago) [-]
ok
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#8501177 - DrOhcysp (13 hours ago) [-]
wut
#8501174 - Hawke (13 hours ago) [-]
User avatar #8501172 - talkingbrickbrick (13 hours ago) [-]
what
User avatar #8501171 - joshlol (13 hours ago) [-]
lol what
User avatar #8501176 - phanact (13 hours ago) [-]
at least he spelled faggot right
User avatar #8501181 - revengeforfreeze (13 hours ago) [-]
and off
#6 - proxied and banned so no  [+] (3 new replies) 13 hours ago on djmcswagfag's profile 0
User avatar #7 - revengeforfreeze (13 hours ago) [-]
Hm k.
Is the contest still up?
User avatar #8 - phanact (13 hours ago) [-]
idk
#10 - djmcswagfag (12 hours ago) [-]
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AYop wWHATG THE FUCK ARE EYOU TALKIN BOIUT (tell it ton m y 8) HAHAHAHAHGHGU KD HGSAHGHSBFHBHHHHAHAHHAHA FUCK you www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9MeWK-WAwY
#4 - who  [+] (5 new replies) 13 hours ago on djmcswagfag's profile 0
User avatar #5 - revengeforfreeze (13 hours ago) [-]
I at least think orrisic did? Or did he not get it since he cheated?
User avatar #6 - phanact (13 hours ago) [-]
proxied and banned so no
User avatar #7 - revengeforfreeze (13 hours ago) [-]
Hm k.
Is the contest still up?
User avatar #8 - phanact (13 hours ago) [-]
idk
#10 - djmcswagfag (12 hours ago) [-]
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AYop wWHATG THE FUCK ARE EYOU TALKIN BOIUT (tell it ton m y 8) HAHAHAHAHGHGU KD HGSAHGHSBFHBHHHHAHAHHAHA FUCK you www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9MeWK-WAwY
#8501155 - And its more of a physcial outing kind of thing, like a play o…  [+] (1 new reply) 13 hours ago on ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ... +1
User avatar #8501160 - ashedust (13 hours ago) [-]
Well, I know that bit. I meant in actual movies. You know, not the audience watching the movie but the actors watching the event in the movie.
#8501154 - Only if they think the event will be bad  [+] (2 new replies) 13 hours ago on ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ... +1
User avatar #8501155 - phanact (13 hours ago) [-]
And its more of a physcial outing kind of thing, like a play or a concert. Not really movies
User avatar #8501160 - ashedust (13 hours ago) [-]
Well, I know that bit. I meant in actual movies. You know, not the audience watching the movie but the actors watching the event in the movie.
#8501153 - Just roll with it now, lil ***** 13 hours ago on ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ... 0
#8501148 - doge2048.com 13 hours ago on ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ... +1
#8501146 - That was probably the best thing you could do 13 hours ago on ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ... 0
#1370 - e621.net/post/show/469604/equine-fleshlight-fluttershy_-mlp-f… 23 hours ago on fjaddictftw's profile 0
#8497998 - e621.net/post/show/469604/equine-fleshlight-fluttershy_-mlp-f…  [+] (3 new replies) 23 hours ago on ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ... 0
User avatar #8498010 - bigbaddrag (23 hours ago) [-]
lol, it even has crotch tits
User avatar #8498000 - chillybilly (23 hours ago) [-]
Jesus fuck that's narly
User avatar #8498002 - chillybilly (23 hours ago) [-]
imagine if some oblivious mother bought that for her daughter.
#67078 - e621.net/post/show/469345/2014-animated-anthro-anus-balloon-b… 23 hours ago on phanact's profile 0
#8497964 - e621.net/post/show/469345/2014-animated-anthro-anus-balloon-b…  [+] (4 new replies) 23 hours ago on ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ... 0
User avatar #8497978 - doctordalek (23 hours ago) [-]
I came here to fap, not to play puzzles
User avatar #8497974 - bigbaddrag (23 hours ago) [-]
and then the balloon pops
#8497970 - DrOhcysp (23 hours ago) [-]
fucking lol
#8497969 - darthsalias (23 hours ago) [-]
*switch user with phanact
#67077 - e621.net/post/show/469394/2014-animal_genitalia-animated-anth… 23 hours ago on phanact's profile 0
#8497947 - I did not have sexual intercourse with that woman  [+] (1 new reply) 23 hours ago on ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ... 0
User avatar #8497955 - flutterway (23 hours ago) [-]
Because it was a man?
#8497941 - not at all 23 hours ago on ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ... 0
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User avatar #56143 - phanact (08/03/2013) [-]
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I am Phanact. I repost content. I like orange. I'm a brony. I have an orange OC pony. People hate me because I repost content a lot, because addy likes me, because I post a lot, and because other people hate me. That's the best answer I can get for why people hate me. I will not help give you items. I will not help you get unbanned. I will not help get you colored text. No I can not convince admin to unban/undelete your account. No I will not suck your dick.

Anything else, inquire below:
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User avatar #67080 - flutterway (9 hours ago) [-]
Hey Phan, you on yet?
User avatar #67081 to #67080 - phanact (1 hour ago) [-]
now i am
User avatar #67065 - Benry (04/17/2014) [-]
I love you, Phanact. Please, come back to me.
User avatar #67054 - errdayimfjing ONLINE (04/16/2014) [-]
Hey phanact, does your name have to do anything with phanaticism?
User avatar #67056 to #67055 - errdayimfjing ONLINE (04/16/2014) [-]
Sooooo fanatacism of Ponies, correct? How'd you manage to learn about a word like that for your account? and why'd you add the "c"?
User avatar #67057 to #67056 - phanact (04/16/2014) [-]
I was 8 and mispelled fanatic
User avatar #67059 to #67057 - errdayimfjing ONLINE (04/16/2014) [-]
also this is a stupid question, but what's up with funnyjunk's front page? like why are the first two rows shifted over to the right?
User avatar #67058 to #67057 - errdayimfjing ONLINE (04/16/2014) [-]
Wait are you serious? haha and here I was thinking I discovered that you actually had some deep meaning behind it. **** close reading then haha
User avatar #67052 - syrianassassin (04/16/2014) [-]
phanact
you are the only goyim gonnna do the help!
User avatar #67048 - shadowrated (04/15/2014) [-]
fan act
User avatar #67046 - baconface (04/15/2014) [-]
You should get a dynamic map for the minecraft server, ive always thought those were really cool.
User avatar #67050 to #67046 - phanact (04/16/2014) [-]
We have one but its moderator only access
User avatar #67044 - gardenmanly (04/15/2014) [-]
I think links needs a new head moderator
do you mind if I head links? I used to do a lot of them before I took a break and since I've been back thats really all I've been doing since I noticed there are a **** ton unreviewed.
User avatar #67045 to #67044 - phanact (04/15/2014) [-]
as long as you can promise me they'll get done,
User avatar #67047 to #67045 - gardenmanly (04/15/2014) [-]
Well with 30,000 unreviewed link, they wont be done like tomorrow, but I do promise they'll be done as quickly as possible. I already have a game plan in mind
User avatar #67049 to #67047 - phanact (04/16/2014) [-]
ok go ahead then
tell xenxio
User avatar #67060 to #67049 - gardenmanly (04/16/2014) [-]
nvm I guess my plan to get them done by time period was **** , my comment on the board was deleted
ah well, gg
User avatar #67062 to #67061 - gardenmanly (04/16/2014) [-]
I wrote up a little message to the other people's doing links, suggesting we do them month by month, like one mod does one month, one does another, etc. Instead of every mod just going through randomly just to give it more organization to be more efficient and hopefully get rid of all the unreviewed links.
But the comment was deleted sometime while I was offline, so I guess for whatever reason it must not have been a good plan

Se la vie, I gave it a shot! Sorry
User avatar #67064 to #67063 - gardenmanly (04/16/2014) [-]
yeh no worries
User avatar #67053 to #67049 - gardenmanly (04/16/2014) [-]
done, thanks!
#67051 to #67049 - anonymous (04/16/2014) [-]
Ur so gay
User avatar #67043 - modstatgenerator (04/15/2014) [-]
absolutely amazing
User avatar #67041 - abstractpink (04/15/2014) [-]
*****
ur gonna love me
okay?
User avatar #67036 - kievaughnb (04/15/2014) [-]
Hey, some guy was wrongfully banned
User avatar #67037 to #67036 - phanact (04/15/2014) [-]
Thank you for informing me
I know now completely what you mean, have links and evidence, examples and references, to now properly deal with the situation. Thank you for bringing it to my attention
User avatar #67039 to #67037 - kievaughnb (04/15/2014) [-]
The situation's been resolved, by the way. Also, I felt like I should apologize and thank you. You've done a great job, but sometimes you do **** that makes me mad. Even so, I can't pretend to be the entire site's population. I feel like I made a fair point but I don't know if I actually did. If you think I did, please take it to heart.

Also, I hold no animosity towards you for being demoted anymore. I was a bad mod and then I acted childish when I got kicked off. As a guy who just five minutes ago told you that the mods are the lifeblood of the site, I have to believe it too, and I now realize that I was a **** mod.
User avatar #67038 to #67037 - kievaughnb (04/15/2014) [-]
It's not my fault that prior notification is a necessity when you always appear to be offline. Now if you'd stop being a pompous ass for two seconds I could explain it to you, but you refuse to be professional. These little transgressions need to stop. I'd be lying if I said you weren't good at your job, but when you act like a cock you kind of take the charm out of the site. Unless, of course, you feel like the class clown and like the attention, in which case you deserve to be demoted to "class dunce" instead of "head of the team that keeps this site alive."

Yes, I'm mad. If you can see through the anger I think I've actually made some fair points. I have no reason to feel wronged if you retort, but before you do please at least read what I said over. You're seriously the lifeblood of FJ right behind admin and you've gotta own up to it, bro. Please.

#67030 - anonymous (04/15/2014) [-]
Why'd you ban my account on MC?

xxsilverwolf93xx
User avatar #67031 to #67030 - phanact (04/15/2014) [-]
Venomcobra told me it was a temp ban for greifing for destroying farms and stealing glowstone
#67032 to #67031 - anonymous (04/15/2014) [-]
Oh. It was one farm with no buildings or shelter around it, so I assumed that they were from villagers or just spawned. As for the glowstone I'll take the blame for that, all the servers I have been on say that you do not have permission to do something so I wasn't sure (even though I shouldn't have) I'll return everything though if you'd like after the ban.
#67033 to #67032 - anonymous (04/15/2014) [-]
And **** , you'll probably ban me longer or permanently which I guess will be fine. I took a bed, and frames. <I seriously need to learn more about griefing>
#67034 to #67033 - anonymous (04/15/2014) [-]
I promise I'll return ev
erything and just stay out of the server. Okay?
User avatar #67035 to #67034 - phanact (04/15/2014) [-]
Nah dude
just let the ban expire
If its not yours, just don't touch it really

you'll be fine
how long is the ban
#67040 to #67035 - anonymous (04/15/2014) [-]
For two days. So tomorrow I'll be good. I am really sorry. I'll be sure not to do it again.
#67026 - parishailsatan (04/14/2014) [-]
Okay I even messaged your FB, Phan Act. Y U NO RESPOND?!?!
User avatar #67021 - modstatgenerator (04/14/2014) [-]
Potato Test 3
User avatar #67022 to #67021 - posttwo (04/14/2014) [-]
Yay it works
thanks phanact
User avatar #67024 to #67023 - posttwo (04/14/2014) [-]
Tomorrow Ill make it check for lazy every 24 hours and report on your profile
#67019 - marcx ONLINE (04/14/2014) [-]
tell addy to give the site webm support,
#67018 - abstractpink (04/14/2014) [-]
im not giving up on you
#67017 - parishailsatan (04/14/2014) [-]
Why have you ignored me?
#67016 - mrpotatofudge (04/14/2014) [-]
(talkin bout minecraft server)
CAN I BUILD THIS!
#67028 to #67016 - mrpotatofudge has deleted their comment [-]
#67027 to #67016 - hongkongdingdong ONLINE (04/15/2014) [-]
giant bannana dildos are against minecraft rules
sorry
#67029 to #67027 - mrpotatofudge (04/15/2014) [-]
Boooooooooooooooo....................
Boooooooooooooooo....................
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