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#9871993 - my car has them thank **** 10/24/2014 on sfw random board 0
#9871988 - if I start up a personal server I'll let you know  [+] (1 new reply) 10/24/2014 on sfw random board +1
User avatar #9871996 - jeffthellamaking (10/24/2014) [-]
<3
Danke.
#9871985 - everyone ******* played on it and DIDNT vote and …  [+] (10 new replies) 10/24/2014 on sfw random board 0
#9872384 - donated (10/24/2014) [-]
Im commenting purely because my name was mentioned

I would play minecraft if most of the servers didnt go to downright shit. Now I didnt really play on phancraft but the community was decent, But im just incredibly picky when it comes to servers. But in all honesty, Good server, Good community and good publicity can make a server pay for itself even today.
User avatar #9871990 - admin (10/24/2014) [-]
what cpu was the server using?
you aware you can get cheap servers at kimsufi.com ?
User avatar #9871998 - phanact (10/24/2014) [-]
i was paying 75$ a month for like 200gb ssd, 24 gb of ddr2 ram, and like 8 core 1.4ghz
User avatar #9872006 - admin (10/24/2014) [-]
www.kimsufi.com/en/
look here

and doesnt bukkit still just use one core?
www.cpubenchmark.net/cpu.php?cpu=Intel+Core+i5-3570S+%40+3.10GHz
KS-4 is like $25 a month

User avatar #9872015 - phanact (10/24/2014) [-]
well still I'm not gonna pay for it
I'm gonna connect to it right now and just turn off the server and backup all the files in the event that we wanna finish later
it was good while we had it but no one plays MC anymore, and its not worth it to try to make it pay for itself
User avatar #9872024 - admin (10/24/2014) [-]
yeah no one donates

8chan is ssuper popular and they only date like $1.5k a month to the owner
lol

User avatar #9872032 - phanact (10/24/2014) [-]
ive been working so damn much that I haven't had any free time
plus im moving out from living with gf
User avatar #9872028 - phanact (10/24/2014) [-]
that's gross

you gonna get that 8chan shit up soon?
User avatar #9872080 - admin (10/24/2014) [-]
yeah mid next week
prolly
User avatar #9871997 - checkemtrain (10/24/2014) [-]
Why play phancraft when you can play these dank memes?
#9871979 - that just proves their safety  [+] (3 new replies) 10/24/2014 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #9871989 - DrOhcysp (10/24/2014) [-]
yea he took a good slam to the side..

nice feature actually
User avatar #9871994 - phanact (10/24/2014) [-]
and mines an 08
User avatar #9871993 - phanact (10/24/2014) [-]
my car has them thank fuck
#9871978 - yes 10/24/2014 on sfw random board 0
#9871977 - those airbags that saved his life, curtain airbags 10/24/2014 on sfw random board +1
#9871971 - flip image for american make but yeah  [+] (6 new replies) 10/24/2014 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #9871976 - DrOhcysp (10/24/2014) [-]
oh like the ones in the vid you just posted
User avatar #9871979 - phanact (10/24/2014) [-]
that just proves their safety
User avatar #9871989 - DrOhcysp (10/24/2014) [-]
yea he took a good slam to the side..

nice feature actually
User avatar #9871994 - phanact (10/24/2014) [-]
and mines an 08
User avatar #9871993 - phanact (10/24/2014) [-]
my car has them thank fuck
User avatar #9871978 - phanact (10/24/2014) [-]
yes
#9871969 - airbags that engage in the event of a roll that protect your h…  [+] (7 new replies) 10/24/2014 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #9871971 - phanact (10/24/2014) [-]
flip image for american make but yeah
User avatar #9871976 - DrOhcysp (10/24/2014) [-]
oh like the ones in the vid you just posted
User avatar #9871979 - phanact (10/24/2014) [-]
that just proves their safety
User avatar #9871989 - DrOhcysp (10/24/2014) [-]
yea he took a good slam to the side..

nice feature actually
User avatar #9871994 - phanact (10/24/2014) [-]
and mines an 08
User avatar #9871993 - phanact (10/24/2014) [-]
my car has them thank fuck
User avatar #9871978 - phanact (10/24/2014) [-]
yes
#9871965 - lol admin  [+] (1 new reply) 10/24/2014 on sfw random board +1
User avatar #9871974 - tridaak (10/24/2014) [-]
fek, boobkiller...
#9871963 - its borderline its removed because its borderline so i… 10/24/2014 on sfw random board 0
#9871960 - CURTAIN AIRBAGS ARE GODLY  [+] (9 new replies) 10/24/2014 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #9871964 - DrOhcysp (10/24/2014) [-]
wut?
User avatar #9871969 - phanact (10/24/2014) [-]
airbags that engage in the event of a roll that protect your head from the front left and back left ( as driver) as well as steering wheel airbag

roadsafety.transport.nsw.gov.au/images/torso_curtain_bags.jpg
User avatar #9871971 - phanact (10/24/2014) [-]
flip image for american make but yeah
User avatar #9871976 - DrOhcysp (10/24/2014) [-]
oh like the ones in the vid you just posted
User avatar #9871979 - phanact (10/24/2014) [-]
that just proves their safety
User avatar #9871989 - DrOhcysp (10/24/2014) [-]
yea he took a good slam to the side..

nice feature actually
User avatar #9871994 - phanact (10/24/2014) [-]
and mines an 08
User avatar #9871993 - phanact (10/24/2014) [-]
my car has them thank fuck
User avatar #9871978 - phanact (10/24/2014) [-]
yes
#2625 - Satire doesn't help your case at all  [+] (1 new reply) 10/24/2014 on tridaak's profile 0
#2627 - mvtjets (10/24/2014) [-]
Well

Excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me phanact

At least I don't take this so seriously
#2624 - we flag repeated borderline tempters in order to warn them …  [+] (24 new replies) 10/24/2014 on tridaak's profile 0
User avatar #2629 - richardthumbson (10/24/2014) [-]
i just don't get why you are justifying banning him for something that is not nsfw

borderline hasn't been ban-able since admin changed ad sponsors or whatever happened with the ads back then, i kinda forgot

and even if this was supposed to be a warning, then what kind of fucking bullshit warning was that? 1,536 hours for the first ban? how is that a warning?
User avatar #2655 - ragingbrony (21 hours ago) [-]
The ban time is his fault for getting flagged so many times. It's automated.
User avatar #2630 - phanact (10/24/2014) [-]
its what the mods are trained to do in the event of a repeat borderline poster, and users who spam things that are 'borderline' but not bannable
User avatar #2632 - richardthumbson (10/24/2014) [-]
this whole thing just smells of faggotry and mod abuse
User avatar #2658 - phanact (17 hours ago) [-]
If you get flagged for borderline, the ban timer doubles just as it would with NSFW, but they don't get the ban
so if you get flagged 4000 times for borderline then get 1 NSFW flag you're gone for like 4eva
User avatar #2634 - tridaak (10/24/2014) [-]
Mods can't really set the ban time, it's automatic depending on how many times the person has been flagged. "But he already had been given 8 borderline flags before (in a span of 2 days). That's why the ban time is so great"

With each flag, the ban time is doubled, first time is 30 minutes.
User avatar #2631 - novabird (10/24/2014) [-]
out of curiosity how does this account think they know so much about mod rules?
what other accounts are linked to it?
User avatar #2633 - tridaak (10/24/2014) [-]
Considering that they don't know about ban times, I doubt it's an ex-mod, maybe someone who read the mod guide.
User avatar #2635 - novabird (10/24/2014) [-]
they are still trying to draw attention to your profile and cause trouble so i think they need looked over.
#2657 - mattnn (20 hours ago) [-]
lol really, this is just detestable behaviour
User avatar #2636 - tridaak (10/24/2014) [-]
At least more people will know my username now
User avatar #2637 - novabird (10/24/2014) [-]
eh, if i had done it i bet no one would remember who this person is, people tend to not even bother me for flags.
User avatar #2639 - tridaak (10/24/2014) [-]
That's no good. People should be remembered for their sacrifice
User avatar #2641 - novabird (10/24/2014) [-]
but banning someone and having them forgotten does make them less likely to keep doing this shit, especially when they get nothing from it because they were forgotten.
User avatar #2642 - tridaak (10/24/2014) [-]
Either way people wouldn't forget, even one of my friends is complaining cause they want soft core porn on FJ.
Maybe they wouldn't say stuff in your profile, but bewbs would be remembered for his great sacrifice.
User avatar #2643 - novabird (10/24/2014) [-]
doubt it, i tend to have that effect on people, not really a great sacrifice when there's boards for this shit...-_-
User avatar #2644 - tridaak (10/24/2014) [-]
GREAT SACRIFICE
If he doesn't stop, then he'd just get flagged again, and that time, I don't think sunnyboy would unban.
User avatar #2645 - novabird (10/24/2014) [-]
personally with the trouble going on he shouldn't have unbanned him to begin with.
great sacrifice my ass any idiot can post shit and get banned...-_-
User avatar #2646 - tridaak (10/24/2014) [-]
Shh... we must remember him as how he lived. He gave the people soft porn, it's what they needed, even if it's not what we wanted.
RIP in pizza bewbs
User avatar #2647 - novabird (10/24/2014) [-]
as mods we're not here to encourage people to break the rules.
nuff said.
User avatar #2650 - tridaak (10/24/2014) [-]
>Taking favor
>Banning that user

Yea, I don't really care who posts porn, it could be my grandma, would still gladly flag it. I never favor a user, there's nothing for me to gain from it, only loss.
User avatar #2648 - tridaak (10/24/2014) [-]
That's why I banned him
He may have been doing what some people wanted, but there are those people who browse when they are in school, or in front of their parents, or maybe they are underage.
So I must do what is necessary to do what is right. Even if it goes against the wishes of some users.

If they think I'm trying to encourage them to post porn, they are sadly mistaken. Cause I will shoot them down before anyone even sees anything. Or maybe I won't cause I'm going to sleep soon, but there are plenty of other ban hungry mods out there. That won't flag you if you post sfw, but will flag if you post nsfw. Rules and stuff.
#2656 - chilipadiboy (21 hours ago) [-]
Stupid justifications. If there was a ban for posting borderline stuff then define borderline clearly. If I was an arab and I saw some chick wearing clothes that exposed her arms and legs should I flag that shit cause it is "borderline"? If I'm from the fuckn New Jersey and I see half naked snooki's then what is "borderline"?

Fluckin Flaggot go fluck yourself. Please thank you.

/rant
User avatar #2649 - novabird (10/24/2014) [-]
i said that specifically for this comment and nothing else, lets not give them any recognition, just remember what addy said about mods who appear to take favor, lets avoid anything that could backfire.
funnyjunk.com/user/trid aak/2646#2646
#9871950 - the one in the pic  [+] (3 new replies) 10/24/2014 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #9871961 - richardthumbson (10/24/2014) [-]
funnyjunk.com/user/animebewbseveryday/112#112

doesn't mean tridaak isn't a faggot that got him banned for something that is perfectly allowable
User avatar #9871963 - phanact (10/24/2014) [-]
its borderline
its removed because its borderline
so its not really 'allowable'
#9871954 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/24/2014) [-]
#9871949 - most people are boring and try what people are already doing i… 10/24/2014 on sfw random board 0
#9871947 - Picture  [+] (11 new replies) 10/24/2014 on sfw random board 0
#9871973 - DrOhcysp (10/24/2014) [-]
User avatar #9872003 - phanact (10/24/2014) [-]
the desc says he caught gravel
he didn't catch gravel
he just was going WAY too fast
User avatar #9872016 - DrOhcysp (10/24/2014) [-]
probably a bit of both really... those canyon and mountain roads can get a bit slick from rocks and dirt falling off the hills
User avatar #9872019 - phanact (10/24/2014) [-]
yeah which means you should excersize even more caution while going as fast as he was around a turn
he had two warnings, plus the car ahead of him slowed down substantially and he sped up
User avatar #9872031 - DrOhcysp (10/24/2014) [-]
lolyup

hittin dirt or any loose serface at that speed is fucking nuts though...

like the time some cunt ran me off the freeway into the center median cuz she came into my lane while on her fucking phone....

something about doin 75mph on dirt will make your ass eat your seat.....
User avatar #9872036 - phanact (10/24/2014) [-]
well im just glad im not a fucking idiot
even if u have a fast car doesn't mean you can drive it like 40 over the speed limit
User avatar #9872051 - DrOhcysp (10/24/2014) [-]
very true

although i tend to seem more sedans, suv's and mini vans flipped over on side of the road then sports cars.... at least alot of people who afford those cars have some respect for them..... there are always gonna be some idiot that buys a vet or something similar and kill themselves in it though lol
User avatar #9872062 - phanact (10/24/2014) [-]
yeah i drive a sedan like a sports car and id probs drive a sports car like a sedan
User avatar #9872077 - DrOhcysp (10/24/2014) [-]
lol same

i drove my dads gf's vet when they moved to a different house..

scary shit when you put your foot in it...

did it once.....

drove like a grandma the rest of the trip
User avatar #9873785 - phanact (17 hours ago) [-]
those things have POWER
User avatar #9871977 - phanact (10/24/2014) [-]
those airbags that saved his life, curtain airbags
#9871939 - pone 10/24/2014 on sfw random board 0
#9871938 - link  [+] (5 new replies) 10/24/2014 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #9871940 - richardthumbson (10/24/2014) [-]
to his profile? or the link in the pic

cause i know about the link in pic, thats why we must thank the most based of all based, sunset
User avatar #9871950 - phanact (10/24/2014) [-]
the one in the pic
User avatar #9871961 - richardthumbson (10/24/2014) [-]
funnyjunk.com/user/animebewbseveryday/112#112

doesn't mean tridaak isn't a faggot that got him banned for something that is perfectly allowable
User avatar #9871963 - phanact (10/24/2014) [-]
its borderline
its removed because its borderline
so its not really 'allowable'
#9871954 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/24/2014) [-]
#9871935 - yeah that's an issue with my gf just be ready to ECO them … 10/24/2014 on sfw random board +1
#9871933 - yea its a 4k not a 40k 10/24/2014 on sfw random board 0
#9871928 - a 40k? are u sure  [+] (2 new replies) 10/24/2014 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #9871932 - Grom (10/24/2014) [-]
I read the description of the TV, didn't say 40k but it said "Ultra HD!" and was a 65", looked it up on google and it was a $30,000
User avatar #9871933 - phanact (10/24/2014) [-]
yea its a 4k not a 40k
#9871925 - her apartment also smelled like **** so i had… 10/24/2014 on sfw random board 0
#9871924 - 40k damn thats some pixels  [+] (4 new replies) 10/24/2014 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #9871926 - Grom (10/24/2014) [-]
I was helping the fedex driver that delivers to my work
there was a 40k tv in his truck
set for a dry release, which meant no signature needed
it was a $30,000 TV
fucking rich people
User avatar #9871928 - phanact (10/24/2014) [-]
a 40k? are u sure
User avatar #9871932 - Grom (10/24/2014) [-]
I read the description of the TV, didn't say 40k but it said "Ultra HD!" and was a 65", looked it up on google and it was a $30,000
User avatar #9871933 - phanact (10/24/2014) [-]
yea its a 4k not a 40k
#9871923 - so today, at a bout 8 o clock, i got a call at the restaruant …  [+] (3 new replies) 10/24/2014 on sfw random board 0
#9871931 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/24/2014) [-]
your retarded shut the fuck up
User avatar #9871925 - phanact (10/24/2014) [-]
her apartment also smelled like shit
so i had ot stand there smelling it for like 5 min
#9871910 - the future of porn is now 10/24/2014 on sfw random board 0
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User avatar #56143 - phanact (08/03/2013) [-]
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I am Phanact. I repost content. I like orange. I'm a brony. I have an orange OC pony. People hate me because I repost content a lot, because addy likes me, because I post a lot, and because other people hate me. That's the best answer I can get for why people hate me. I will not help give you items. I will not help you get unbanned. I will not help get you colored text. No I can not convince admin to unban/undelete your account. No I will not suck your dick.

Anything else, inquire below:
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User avatar #69283 - fell (10/23/2014) [-]
let me have your point phanny
User avatar #69284 to #69283 - phanact (10/23/2014) [-]
eat my balls
User avatar #69286 to #69284 - fell (10/23/2014) [-]
you don't ******* use the ***** like god damn douche nikkas
User avatar #69287 to #69286 - phanact (10/23/2014) [-]
i earned them so **** off ********* item fag

go back to the hole u climbed out of
begging for my hard earned fj points
blow me
User avatar #69289 to #69287 - fell (10/23/2014) [-]
Let me get like 100k
you can earn that **** back fast
User avatar #69293 to #69289 - phanact (10/23/2014) [-]
now you're blocked
for begging like the pathetic ********* that u r
User avatar #69292 to #69289 - phanact (10/23/2014) [-]
you're not getting **** faggot
User avatar #69288 to #69287 - xinzley (10/23/2014) [-]
give them to me to make him jealous
User avatar #69290 to #69288 - fell (10/23/2014) [-]
fukc up boy
#69282 - Tenxseiga ONLINE (10/22/2014) [-]
Could you suck my dick leg
User avatar #69278 - theflamingfire ONLINE (10/22/2014) [-]
Heh.
User avatar #69280 to #69279 - theflamingfire ONLINE (10/22/2014) [-]
Nothing the comments look lonely so I wanted to say something
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