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#182 - ~  [+] (3 new replies) 07/19/2013 on We are doomed +6
User avatar #184 - iamnotstevenhooper (07/19/2013) [-]
These gifs are being used a lot more than anticipated
User avatar #185 - phanact (07/19/2013) [-]
I know, I don't get it
I've used it like 5 times in the past like day
User avatar #186 - iamnotstevenhooper (07/19/2013) [-]
I've been responsible for two of those methinks
#5359707 - You know you're a fag, right?  [+] (2 new replies) 07/19/2013 on retard forum +1
User avatar #5359719 - takeaseat (07/19/2013) [-]
I'm not accepting it.
#5359731 - phanact (07/19/2013) [-]
This image has expired
#5359698 - You can click em  [+] (4 new replies) 07/19/2013 on retard forum +1
User avatar #5359705 - takeaseat (07/19/2013) [-]
Wow, all of a sudden my mouse gave out
User avatar #5359707 - phanact (07/19/2013) [-]
You know you're a fag, right?
User avatar #5359719 - takeaseat (07/19/2013) [-]
I'm not accepting it.
#5359731 - phanact (07/19/2013) [-]
This image has expired
#5359689 - so add me  [+] (6 new replies) 07/19/2013 on retard forum +1
User avatar #5359693 - takeaseat (07/19/2013) [-]
My number buttons aren't working
User avatar #5359698 - phanact (07/19/2013) [-]
You can click em
User avatar #5359705 - takeaseat (07/19/2013) [-]
Wow, all of a sudden my mouse gave out
User avatar #5359707 - phanact (07/19/2013) [-]
You know you're a fag, right?
User avatar #5359719 - takeaseat (07/19/2013) [-]
I'm not accepting it.
#5359731 - phanact (07/19/2013) [-]
This image has expired
#5359680 - Don't have to be  [+] (8 new replies) 07/19/2013 on retard forum +1
User avatar #5359687 - takeaseat (07/19/2013) [-]
hint hint
User avatar #5359689 - phanact (07/19/2013) [-]
so add me
User avatar #5359693 - takeaseat (07/19/2013) [-]
My number buttons aren't working
User avatar #5359698 - phanact (07/19/2013) [-]
You can click em
User avatar #5359705 - takeaseat (07/19/2013) [-]
Wow, all of a sudden my mouse gave out
User avatar #5359707 - phanact (07/19/2013) [-]
You know you're a fag, right?
User avatar #5359719 - takeaseat (07/19/2013) [-]
I'm not accepting it.
#5359731 - phanact (07/19/2013) [-]
This image has expired
#5359675 - Weird  [+] (1 new reply) 07/19/2013 on retard forum +1
User avatar #5359679 - posttwo (07/19/2013) [-]
report as bug?
#5359666 - On my profile I'm #13 on both content and comments Wh…  [+] (14 new replies) 07/19/2013 on retard forum +2
User avatar #5359678 - oishiine (07/19/2013) [-]
FJ cannot compute
User avatar #5359676 - takeaseat (07/19/2013) [-]
I am no friend
User avatar #5359680 - phanact (07/19/2013) [-]
Don't have to be
User avatar #5359687 - takeaseat (07/19/2013) [-]
hint hint
User avatar #5359689 - phanact (07/19/2013) [-]
so add me
User avatar #5359693 - takeaseat (07/19/2013) [-]
My number buttons aren't working
User avatar #5359698 - phanact (07/19/2013) [-]
You can click em
User avatar #5359705 - takeaseat (07/19/2013) [-]
Wow, all of a sudden my mouse gave out
User avatar #5359707 - phanact (07/19/2013) [-]
You know you're a fag, right?
User avatar #5359719 - takeaseat (07/19/2013) [-]
I'm not accepting it.
#5359731 - phanact (07/19/2013) [-]
This image has expired
User avatar #5359674 - posttwo (07/19/2013) [-]
nothing
User avatar #5359675 - phanact (07/19/2013) [-]
Weird
User avatar #5359679 - posttwo (07/19/2013) [-]
report as bug?
#174 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 07/19/2013 on We are doomed 0
#181 - konradkurze (07/19/2013) [-]
#5359649 - Okay  [+] (1 new reply) 07/19/2013 on retard forum 0
User avatar #5359652 - posttwo (07/19/2013) [-]
GIBE MEH ATTUNTIEN
#170 - no this  [+] (3 new replies) 07/19/2013 on We are doomed +2
#173 - konradkurze (07/19/2013) [-]
and you just happened to have that pic on hand why
#174 - phanact (07/19/2013) [-]
This image has expired
#181 - konradkurze (07/19/2013) [-]
#5359639 - Okay You can use em for the game But not to post as …  [+] (3 new replies) 07/19/2013 on retard forum 0
User avatar #5359647 - posttwo (07/19/2013) [-]
Ok baby.
I just wanted to feel like phunuct for a minute.
User avatar #5359649 - phanact (07/19/2013) [-]
Okay
User avatar #5359652 - posttwo (07/19/2013) [-]
GIBE MEH ATTUNTIEN
#5359357 - Its too bad half of them suck now 07/19/2013 on retard forum 0
#5359345 - I'm in it by default  [+] (1 new reply) 07/19/2013 on retard forum +2
User avatar #5359361 - oishiine (07/19/2013) [-]
Sweet mama

You can be founding member 3
#5359320 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 07/19/2013 on retard forum -1
User avatar #5359340 - oishiine (07/19/2013) [-]
Join our club Phanact
User avatar #5359345 - phanact (07/19/2013) [-]
I'm in it by default
User avatar #5359361 - oishiine (07/19/2013) [-]
Sweet mama

You can be founding member 3
User avatar #5359326 - tehbestever (07/19/2013) [-]
DO YOU KNOW HOW GOOD OF AN OFFER THIS IS?
User avatar #5359338 - theluppijackal (07/19/2013) [-]
I'm torn between your response and theguywhogotbanned
#158 - Damn implications 07/19/2013 on We are doomed 0
#5359260 - ******* **** I AM RESTARTING MY RO…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/19/2013 on retard forum 0
User avatar #5359272 - aczzoh (07/19/2013) [-]
k
#5359264 - danzeebass has deleted their comment.
#17 - Picture  [+] (72 new replies) 07/19/2013 on I am Phanact +377
#307 - anonymous (07/20/2013) [-]
You're a reposting faggot and like that davidavidson prick you block anyone that says anything negative about you . Not to mention the fact that you're sucking the mods dicks you little bitch . Fuck off .
User avatar #308 - phanact (07/20/2013) [-]
I don't block people who say shit about me
You can say whatever you want to me, because I don't care and it won't affect me
Thumb me down if you don't like me, I don't care.
You're free to post on my content no matter who you are.
#233 - TittyCinnamon (07/20/2013) [-]
Soon phanact. Soon.
User avatar #197 - hates (07/20/2013) [-]
Suddenly 2000 "Phanact!" replies
#198 - phanact (07/20/2013) [-]
User avatar #201 - hates (07/20/2013) [-]
...Touché
But I'm not really trying to be a fanboy, I'm more of a really, really late "inb4 a ton of replies"
#189 - emomonster has deleted their comment.
User avatar #190 - phanact (07/20/2013) [-]
FF6600 > FF6501

And that won't work
#192 - emomonster (07/20/2013) [-]
Touche good sir... touche.
#187 - artyomthebadass has deleted their comment.
#170 - studbeefpile (07/20/2013) [-]
User avatar #161 - thepyras (07/20/2013) [-]
I have a question for you. Is your name pronounced with the emphasis on the first syllable or the second? Would it be pronounced more like "fan act" or "f'nact"?
#162 - phanact (07/20/2013) [-]
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User avatar #164 - drfuzzynuts (07/20/2013) [-]
lel
User avatar #163 - thepyras (07/20/2013) [-]
Thank you for your help.
User avatar #147 - comeatmebrother (07/20/2013) [-]
is that the only reaction picture you have.
#150 - phanact (07/20/2013) [-]
This image has expired
#196 - motherfuckingkenji (07/20/2013) [-]
#115 - anonymous (07/20/2013) [-]
no
fuck no
#109 - sandwitchman has deleted their comment.
#95 - theturtletrolley (07/19/2013) [-]
#102 - phanact (07/20/2013) [-]
User avatar #382 - theturtletrolley (07/20/2013) [-]
Phanact made me give him a handjob.
Am I special now?
User avatar #186 - ggggotmethisname (07/20/2013) [-]
did you really post a pic of your penis?
User avatar #193 - yeezus (07/20/2013) [-]
how do you not fucking know of the phanact cock, I had like 4 pics saved of it in my reallynotjjbeest irl folder.
fucking noob.
#209 - anonymous (07/20/2013) [-]
pics or you're a lier
#249 - celestiasbeard (07/20/2013) [-]
Flagged Comment Picture
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I have saved some things I can say I am not proud of
User avatar #309 - garymotherfingoak (07/20/2013) [-]
Saved, reported, called the cops, called the UN, sent in the National guard, Mailed Hugh Hefner my ballsack
#86 - kaoticrayne (07/19/2013) [-]
#67 - anonymous (07/19/2013) [-]
Pssst...

...

I like you and you'll never know who I am.
#65 - daragon (07/19/2013) [-]
Phanact: Twi-senpaiii~
#60 - anonywolftroll (07/19/2013) [-]
#54 - titaniums (07/19/2013) [-]
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#53 - llonewolfv (07/19/2013) [-]
Why does everyone hate you? ive not been around long enough
User avatar #91 - thisotherdude (07/19/2013) [-]
He became very popular after that fiasco on the older pony threads when he posted a picture of his penis, after that he just kept getting more and more popular until the point he was #1 in the comments rating and now Phanact is a household name. And people hate him because he's so ungodly famous, such is how FJ works.
User avatar #235 - demrogz (07/20/2013) [-]
phanactsdick . wikia . com / wiki / PhanactsDickWiki
User avatar #181 - mrhadrick (07/20/2013) [-]
hold the fucking phone, he got popular by showing his penis... it's that fucking easy?
User avatar #191 - thisotherdude (07/20/2013) [-]
more or less, but you can't just show your penis anywhere, you really gotta make it count.
#230 - Mastaforga (07/20/2013) [-]
You have earned a thumb for making me laugh
#98 - wheredahoodat (07/20/2013) [-]
Well, I personally find him annoying him because he is one of the worst reposters on FJ.
User avatar #99 - thisotherdude (07/20/2013) [-]
He can't be worse than iMagnet was, I mean iMagnet was one of those "immortal users" due to the amount of thumbs he had and we still managed to get him banned.

Plus I honestly don't see very many post by phanact on the frontpage.
#104 - wheredahoodat (07/20/2013) [-]
iMagnet doesn't really ring a bell, must have been before I spent a lot of time here. phanact imo just has these waves where he reposts really old, usually bad stuff and gets 500+ thumbs because he's famous, with literally dozens of comments containing nothing but "Hi phanact".
User avatar #346 - fannypack (07/20/2013) [-]
fucking imagnet goes back 2 years honestly, anyone can make it on funnyjunk now
User avatar #106 - thisotherdude (07/20/2013) [-]
I guess I'm just on at the wrong times since I've only seen that happen like once.

And you're lucky, the days of iMagnet were dark days indeed.
User avatar #117 - snowshark (07/20/2013) [-]
Well, the thing is that Phanact got popular by creating a channel called Anti-Phanact with an extra account and started posting in there and using it to create Phanact based humour. Supposedly the guy in charge gave the channel moderation to him but we all know it was him from the beginning. Because of this I see him as an unmitigated faggot, but a funny one so... I don't really mind him.

If I hated people because of occasional faggorty I'd not have made it far into the Internet in the first place.
#128 - phanact (07/20/2013) [-]
This image has expired
I was not the person who made the channel
The other guy initially made it as a joke, but then realized how big of a shitstorm it caused, so he gave me access to it
User avatar #166 - snowshark (07/20/2013) [-]
Eh, either way it doesn't matter to me. You've done some faggoty stuff but it's the internet and frankly, that's just how shit gets done a lot of the time. End of the day all that matters is the funny and anything else, rumour or otherwise, is moot.
User avatar #173 - phanact (07/20/2013) [-]
True
Which is why I don't care
#52 - totallynotme (07/19/2013) [-]
Phanact, why does everybody hate you?
User avatar #64 - newforomador (07/19/2013) [-]
Because he is a brony and occasionally reposts, even though most of the time it is funny.
#47 - krisaeron (07/19/2013) [-]
Phanact-senpai!~
User avatar #33 - hydrosbro (07/19/2013) [-]
just go fucking kill yourself
#34 - phanact (07/19/2013) [-]
This image has expired
User avatar #80 - fallenstar (07/19/2013) [-]
why does everyone hate you? o.o
User avatar #76 - nuclearkitteh (07/19/2013) [-]
Run Phanact, run before they kill you!(And tell Twi I said hi)
#59 - anonymous (07/19/2013) [-]
blaze is nothing but a pathetic recolour
#77 - phanact (07/19/2013) [-]
This image has expired
User avatar #57 - lastkage (07/19/2013) [-]
Hey phanact remember that anti-phanact channel a while back?
User avatar #35 - hydrosbro (07/19/2013) [-]
i aint no brownie either
#39 - linktheherooftime (07/19/2013) [-]
Well I would hope not. That would be kinda scary. A brownie being able to type.
User avatar #58 - smithforprez (07/19/2013) [-]
They're in league with the dolphins!
User avatar #50 - turdburgalar (07/19/2013) [-]
Goddamn it now I want one
#31 - thedecodedgamer (07/19/2013) [-]
User avatar #395 - thedecodedgamer (10/27/2013) [-]
hmm forgot i put this here.
#66 - newforomador (07/19/2013) [-]
User avatar #28 - RonnyCreed (07/19/2013) [-]
PHANACT! QUICK! GRAB MY TESTICLES!
User avatar #24 - coursicar (07/19/2013) [-]
was it really you?
User avatar #26 - mrturferpop (07/19/2013) [-]
I posted the damn thing, it was me, phaggot.
User avatar #27 - coursicar (07/19/2013) [-]
oh yeah, i'm a dumbass. i was thinking it was you and a stranger. but DUH it says "stranger 1" and "stranger 2" wasn't thinking.
#21 - weeping (07/19/2013) [-]
Don't know why, but that pic made me lol, Phanact.
#19 - scootalooisyourgod has deleted their comment.
User avatar #18 - mrturferpop (07/19/2013) [-]
<3
#74 - You got links? I posted it twice. Once here and once in re… 07/19/2013 on sex 0
#153 - Actually I used to live in NJ  [+] (3 new replies) 07/19/2013 on We are doomed +6
#209 - newsmyrna (07/19/2013) [-]
I miss my home state
User avatar #168 - mattmenzo (07/19/2013) [-]
thumb
User avatar #154 - majortomcomics (07/19/2013) [-]
Phanact, I've talked to you, and you're pretty chill. So why is everyone saying you're dead/hopping on the bandwagon against you?
#152 - I didn't say I drew it But it wasn't from the show  [+] (2 new replies) 07/19/2013 on We are doomed -1
User avatar #156 - bandoslootshare (07/19/2013) [-]
you instantly thought I thought you drew it, damn your ego
User avatar #158 - phanact (07/19/2013) [-]
Damn implications
#5359193 - m8 i mean on my network fog 07/19/2013 on retard forum 0
#5359180 - 3 full seconds of lag  [+] (2 new replies) 07/19/2013 on retard forum 0
User avatar #5359189 - tehbestever (07/19/2013) [-]
TIME TO RESET THREAD 2 MUCH LAG
User avatar #5359193 - phanact (07/19/2013) [-]
m8 i mean on my network
fog
#5359175 - test  [+] (11 new replies) 07/19/2013 on retard forum 0
User avatar #5359217 - therealsuperderpy (07/19/2013) [-]
no
User avatar #5359185 - mindlessdubs (07/19/2013) [-]
FOCK OFF, YOU AMERICAN PRICK, YEAH?
User avatar #5359195 - bitchesdigcelestia (07/19/2013) [-]
ok
wow
rude
User avatar #5359207 - mindlessdubs (07/19/2013) [-]
FOCK OFF, YOU AMERICAN PRICK, YEAH?
User avatar #5359210 - roxasmovess (07/19/2013) [-]
Can you not?
User avatar #5359216 - mindlessdubs (07/19/2013) [-]
DTRHDFGHJDGJGF
User avatar #5359219 - roxasmovess (07/19/2013) [-]
Thanks!
User avatar #5359180 - phanact (07/19/2013) [-]
3 full seconds of lag
User avatar #5359189 - tehbestever (07/19/2013) [-]
TIME TO RESET THREAD 2 MUCH LAG
User avatar #5359193 - phanact (07/19/2013) [-]
m8 i mean on my network
fog
#5359179 - shesaidshewaslegal (07/19/2013) [-]
This image has expired
#5357689 - this is a ploy is it not 07/19/2013 on retard forum +1
#5357681 - ya 07/19/2013 on retard forum +2
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User avatar #56143 - phanact (08/03/2013) [-]
stickied
I am Phanact. I repost content. I like orange. I'm a brony. I have an orange OC pony. People hate me because I repost content a lot, because addy likes me, because I post a lot, and because other people hate me. That's the best answer I can get for why people hate me. I will not help give you items. I will not help you get unbanned. I will not help get you colored text. No I can not convince admin to unban/undelete your account. No I will not suck your dick.

Anything else, inquire below:
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User avatar #68799 - posttwo (9 hours ago) [-]
Ashedust have a seat.
User avatar #68800 to #68799 - ashedust (9 hours ago) [-]
**ashedust takes a seat.**
User avatar #68801 to #68800 - posttwo (9 hours ago) [-]
You need to undergo basic phanacts dick recognition training.
User avatar #68802 to #68801 - ashedust (9 hours ago) [-]
Erm... orange carrot like shaft.

Not that hard to recognize.
#68803 to #68802 - posttwo (9 hours ago) [-]
First of all, its not a orange carrot
Its a cheetoh.
User avatar #68804 to #68803 - ashedust (9 hours ago) [-]
Or an orange baguette.
#68805 to #68804 - posttwo (9 hours ago) [-]
There is no connection between cheetoh dick and a baguette.
Have you been playing attention ?
User avatar #68806 to #68805 - ashedust (9 hours ago) [-]
Um... no?
User avatar #68807 to #68806 - posttwo (9 hours ago) [-]
Youre beyond hopeless
User avatar #68808 to #68807 - ashedust (9 hours ago) [-]
Sorry... I just don't really care about phanacts dick and I don't care to memorize what anyone's dick looks like.
User avatar #68809 to #68808 - posttwo (9 hours ago) [-]
but youre on funnyjunk
youre a moderator
YOU SHOULD KNOW THE BASICS
User avatar #68811 to #68809 - phanact (9 hours ago) [-]
can u do that thing
#68813 to #68811 - posttwo (9 hours ago) [-]
oh description randomizer
sure

BTW. Tesco is selling christmas stuff already
User avatar #68815 to #68813 - phanact (9 hours ago) [-]
jst push it as an update for that script ty
User avatar #68816 to #68815 - posttwo (9 hours ago) [-]
will do babe
User avatar #68812 to #68811 - posttwo (9 hours ago) [-]
What thing

I forgot what thing

brb checfking notifications
#68796 - slothminator (14 hours ago) [-]
phanact. Heres my favorite sloth gif. Next step. World domination
phanact. Heres my favorite sloth gif. Next step. World domination
User avatar #68797 to #68796 - phanact (14 hours ago) [-]
yes
User avatar #68764 - thechosentroll (09/01/2014) [-]
You know, you're probably gonna get more subscribers if you stop copy/pasting the same goddamn description on every single thing you repost. Just a thought.
User avatar #68765 to #68764 - phanact (09/01/2014) [-]
Its part of a script and i'm too lazy to change it like every time
User avatar #68767 to #68765 - thechosentroll (09/01/2014) [-]
You have a reposting script?
User avatar #68769 to #68768 - thechosentroll (09/01/2014) [-]
You are reaching levels of faggotry I thought impossible. Let me guess, you became #1 in comments and content, so now you're going for #1 subscribers.
User avatar #68770 to #68769 - phanact (09/01/2014) [-]
WOW GOOD GUESS IT TOTALLY DIDNT SAY THAT IN MY DESCRIPTIONS
#68772 to #68770 - thechosentroll (09/01/2014) [-]
I didn't actually read any of the descriptions. Just noticed they're always the same.
User avatar #68766 to #68765 - phanact (09/01/2014) [-]
posttwo can u make it a description randomizer and i can write out like 10 diff ones
User avatar #68771 to #68766 - posttwo (09/01/2014) [-]
later
going to bed
User avatar #68773 to #68771 - phanact (09/01/2014) [-]
okay ty
User avatar #68755 - Sunset (08/31/2014) [-]
any particular reason you moved me down a rank?
User avatar #68757 to #68755 - phanact (08/31/2014) [-]
because the level 10s and 9s are set in stone and admin ****** with that **** by addign you up there
plus i still don't trust you at all
and you essentially freelance as a moderator
User avatar #68758 to #68757 - Sunset (08/31/2014) [-]
that's dumb

you're dumb

so do you
User avatar #68759 to #68758 - phanact (08/31/2014) [-]
get over yourself you think you're so important and you're nothing but a useless expendable mod
User avatar #68760 to #68759 - Sunset (08/31/2014) [-]
why are you so hellbent on removing me? you aren't on the site a majority of the time and you certainly aren't relevant to anything going on. tehbestever and mrepicly do more than you 90% of the time and, stupidly, they don't do much at all
#68761 to #68760 - mrepicly (08/31/2014) [-]
Just my 2 cents
all the level 9 and 10 mods are kind of close knitted and it's easy to get in contact with all of them, therefor we've kinda set in stone who the level 9 and 10s are.
I'm assuming addy moved you up to level 9, which i kinda hate that he does that because no offense to you, but I don't even know your name, let alone any means of contacting you outside of fj. the only reason people are 9 and 10 is because we can trust them with a large amount of power, because we have other means of contacting them if something they're doing is questionable
Personally idc about you, I dont really dislike you or anything, i just don't know you well enough to trust you and I dont think phan or teh do either.
User avatar #68762 to #68761 - Sunset (08/31/2014) [-]
i can understand that

however it is somewhat annoying when, yknow, something good happens to me and then mr. sauerkraut comes around and puts his foot down without telling me any reason why
User avatar #68763 to #68762 - thechosentroll (09/01/2014) [-]
>Mod
>Not dealing with fagmin and tangelo dicks' random ********

Pick one.
User avatar #68774 to #68763 - Sunset (21 hours ago) [-]
what
User avatar #68775 to #68774 - thechosentroll (16 hours ago) [-]
If you're a mod, you have to deal with this sort of ******** . It's a fact of life.
User avatar #68776 to #68775 - Sunset (16 hours ago) [-]
i don't know what you're telling me. i don't understand what you said
User avatar #68777 to #68776 - thechosentroll (16 hours ago) [-]
Just forget it.
User avatar #68778 to #68777 - Sunset (16 hours ago) [-]
no please, tell me
User avatar #68779 to #68778 - thechosentroll (16 hours ago) [-]
Most mods are there because they were recommended by another mod and are friends. They're pretty tight and stick with eachother. However, that means anyone who isn't part of their little group isn't really wanted and gets **** for it. Quite a few good mods quit, because they got fed up with tangelo dicks' bitching, vagueness and unwillingness to explain his decisions, as well as the other mods' refusal to cooperate.

"all the level 9 and 10 mods are kind of close knitted and it's easy to get in contact with all of them, therefor we've kinda set in stone who the level 9 and 10s are." is the polite way of saying "We have enough mods and we don't like new guys. **** off.".

I dislike going into this much detail, because SOMEONE, whos' orange ass I won't name thinks the only reason I say **** like this is because I got demodded and he thinks I'm butthurt about it. I just don't want to hear his condescending **** again.
User avatar #68780 to #68779 - Sunset (16 hours ago) [-]
"Most mods are there because they were recommended by another mod and are friends", not really. there's a process for making new mods. although you are right that there is a fair bit of nepotism around who gets to be high level and who doesn't

" Quite a few good mods quit, because they got fed up with tangelo dicks' bitching, vagueness and unwillingness to explain his decisions, as well as the other mods' refusal to cooperate." i'm guessing tangelo is admin. or maybe phanact, i have no idea really. just tell them they're dumb and explain why, argue around it and it's alright

""all the level 9 and 10 mods are kind of close knitted and it's easy to get in contact with all of them, therefor we've kinda set in stone who the level 9 and 10s are." is the polite way of saying "We have enough mods and we don't like new guys. **** off.". ", yeah i agree, **** phanact
User avatar #68784 to #68780 - phanact (16 hours ago) [-]
chosentroll is just upset he got removed as a mod for literally GOING AGAINST and UNFLAGGING things that needed to be flagged
User avatar #68786 to #68784 - Sunset (16 hours ago) [-]
i don't know anything about the dude
User avatar #68789 to #68786 - thechosentroll (16 hours ago) [-]
***** banned a guy for posting a rake. Other mods often had misclicks and/or just didn't actually see what the image was. I unbanned people who'd been banned without a proper reason.
User avatar #68790 to #68789 - Sunset (16 hours ago) [-]
there's a process for unflagging though. specifically going in the mod chat or posting about it on the mod board. i'm going to assume that was around when you were a mod since it only makes sense and admin's told us a bunch of times he hates it when mods go maverick
User avatar #68794 to #68790 - thechosentroll (16 hours ago) [-]
And I was one of the few non-hated mods for it. Your job as a mod is to make the site a better place, not just act as a guard dog. I never abused my mod powers. There were people who banned people for disagreeing with them and went out of their way to piss people off, so they reply with porn and get banned. All those ******* are still mods. This is why I hated the system so bad - it wasn't used to keep the site clean of porn and gore, it was just fascism.
User avatar #68795 to #68794 - Sunset (16 hours ago) [-]
i don't know if being liked or unliked is relevant to how you operate as a mod, however most of the mods and ex mods who have been around as long as you and cheetodick know at the very beginning things were very vague. hell, cheetodick banned me for two weeks before admin unbanned me and changed the flag system to accomodate for ************ ban sentences. they're certainly changed at this point
User avatar #68791 to #68790 - thechosentroll (16 hours ago) [-]
Back then the system was ineffective and slow as hell. It was basically "Go to the skype group or the chat or whatever, post, hope there's someone there, get a couple of "I don't know, ask phanact" replies and watch as the ban expires on its' own before you've even managed to do anything.". There were a lot fewer mods back then and the system sucked.
User avatar #68792 to #68791 - Sunset (16 hours ago) [-]
however ineffective, the system was around and you were (for all intents and purposes) taking being a mod into your own hands
User avatar #68787 to #68786 - phanact (16 hours ago) [-]
hes just an upset ex mod
User avatar #68788 to #68787 - Sunset (16 hours ago) [-]
there are a lot of those

i was almost one of those
User avatar #68782 to #68780 - thechosentroll (16 hours ago) [-]
I accidentally my everything. Sorry, I'm half-asleep.
User avatar #68783 to #68782 - Sunset (16 hours ago) [-]
lol it's cool
User avatar #68781 to #68780 - thechosentroll (16 hours ago) [-]
I don't tired of the orange jokes, so I started using tangelos for Phаnacts' nicknames. Also, quite a few of the mods who took those tests and got in without being recommended later quit. It's just a really toxic environment. Also, you're basically doing what I did - disagree, argue, carry on doing my job, while tangelo dick's being a passive-aggressive little bitch. Eventually, you'll he'll just tell you you're not really doing your job properly for some vague reason and demod you. My reason was being "too lenient", because there were no set rules about borderline back then and I gave people warnings, so they know, instead of banning them "just in case" with no justification. That attitude caused a massive ********* , where fagmin lost his **** and permabanned a couple hundred users. It could have been avoided if mods weren't so ban-happy, BUT the mods are what the orange overlord wants them to be and he seems to prefer the ban-happy ones. There were some mods, who banned people left and right with next to no reason and they're STILL mods today. It's like mods are police officers and instead of being told to only use force when necessary, they're given a monthly quota for how many black people they have to shoot, regardless of what they did.
User avatar #68785 to #68781 - Sunset (16 hours ago) [-]
i'm in a bit of a weird position given that i basically flagged 25-75% of all the furry porn on the site with my friend (who's a level 9 now) at the very beginning of being a mod, so i was already cemented as a mod then. even when i messed up and phan wanted to demod me, he just moved me from level 6 back to level 4. i was level 6 for a day. the only few people i can understand being high level are the level 9's, and even then it's because they do a majority of the work and participate often on the board and in the skype chat.

but then again admin told tehbest to make me a level 9 and to unban anyone i want so, again, i'm in a very weird position right now. even if phanact demoted me to level 8 i'm still somewhat of a presence in admin's mind now, as it seems
#68742 - anonymous (08/31/2014) [-]
Dear taye,
Youre ******* retarded
Spam is defined as multiple postings or advertisement, not complaints.
YOU NEVER SHOULD USE THE HATE SPEECH FLAG. There is no reason to use it
Youre not admin, admin can do whatever, you cant. Read the ******* modguide, write it on a page three times.
Doing what you just did is what makes users hate mods.
Stick to porn. Youre good at porn. Dont unflag **** either. Yes I told you about it before. You had two misflags this week. Seriously, did you ******* get a brain transplant or something.

Thank you come again
Posttwo <3
User avatar #68741 to #68740 - oxymoronking (08/30/2014) [-]
it makes me feels good that you posted this
sempai will notice me
User avatar #68738 - ThumbItUp (08/30/2014) [-]
I kinda want to subscribe to you, but then again I dont
User avatar #68748 to #68738 - phanact (08/31/2014) [-]
just do it whats the problem with it
User avatar #68735 - applecopy (08/30/2014) [-]
Seems like my post won...
User avatar #68736 to #68735 - phanact (08/30/2014) [-]
yea fag
User avatar #68734 - cakeninjatigerlily (08/30/2014) [-]
I love you phanact
#68733 - anonymous (08/30/2014) [-]
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User avatar #68731 - phunkyzilla (08/30/2014) [-]
Why would anyone want to be unbanned funnyjunk sucks
User avatar #68732 to #68731 - phunkyzilla (08/30/2014) [-]
I only come here to be ironically cool
#68730 - ribocoon (08/30/2014) [-]
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User avatar #68756 to #68752 - icrapgoldndiamonds (08/31/2014) [-]
you love it...
User avatar #68727 - skeptical (08/29/2014) [-]
admin can't seem to answer me, presumably because of the massive load of **** he has to deal with
Do you have any idea why I can't thumb? Whenever I try it gives me that glitch where it doesn't register as having thumbed and lets the count keep going up/down on my screen after multiple pushes of the button.
User avatar #68729 to #68727 - phanact (08/30/2014) [-]
you're thumb banned
idk why
User avatar #68743 to #68729 - skeptical (08/31/2014) [-]
What's the normal reason for a thumb ban? I don't remember doing anything out of line, I left the site for like a week and a half and when I came back I couldn't thumb. Is there any way I can look at how many IPs accessed my account in the past month?
User avatar #68744 to #68743 - skeptical (08/31/2014) [-]
Sorry if I'm asking for a lot, I'm just really confused
User avatar #68745 to #68744 - phanact (08/31/2014) [-]
try it now u should be unbanned
User avatar #68754 to #68745 - skeptical (08/31/2014) [-]
Sorry for the anon comment, damn router keeps resetting
#68753 to #68745 - anonymous (08/31/2014) [-]
Thanks man
User avatar #68720 - lanfearandthecup ONLINE (08/29/2014) [-]
congratz no level 399 on content... ill see you at level 400 i guess....
User avatar #68721 to #68720 - phanact (08/29/2014) [-]
yea in like a month or so since its so ******* long to get 300,000
User avatar #68723 to #68721 - phanact (08/29/2014) [-]
but ty
User avatar #68719 - antiponiesuser (08/29/2014) [-]
I suscribed
User avatar #68722 to #68719 - phanact (08/29/2014) [-]
ty <3
#68724 to #68722 - antiponiesuser (08/29/2014) [-]
np.

can I be one of your crusaders?
#68726 to #68725 - antiponiesuser (08/29/2014) [-]
I tried

God if I tried
User avatar #68710 - fjaddictftw (08/29/2014) [-]
have 1001
User avatar #68712 to #68710 - phanact (08/29/2014) [-]
1001 ways to subscribe
User avatar #68713 to #68711 - fjaddictftw (08/29/2014) [-]
I wasnt ever subbed to you
User avatar #68678 - feelythefeel ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
Hey phanact, do you know who the moderator for the politics board is?
User avatar #68705 to #68678 - phanact (08/28/2014) [-]
mods arent specific per board
why
User avatar #68714 to #68705 - feelythefeel ONLINE (08/29/2014) [-]
Aaaand now he's posting porn.
User avatar #68708 to #68705 - feelythefeel ONLINE (08/29/2014) [-]
/religion board, that is.
User avatar #68707 to #68705 - feelythefeel ONLINE (08/29/2014) [-]
Well you almost banned ecomp even though he was one of the few things keeping /tabletop alive. I just figured it would make sense if someone actually did something about syrianassassin, who's literally killing the board with actual *********** .
User avatar #68715 to #68707 - syrianassassin ONLINE (08/29/2014) [-]
they know, they dont care
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