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#3177 - why am I even arguing with him  [+] (7 new replies) 08/09/2013 on therealsuperderpy's profile 0
User avatar #3179 - therealsuperderpy (08/09/2013) [-]
I dunno.
Same reason anyone argues with anyone.
User avatar #3180 - phanact (08/09/2013) [-]
they come at me with no proof
10/10 argument would hold up in court
User avatar #3181 - therealsuperderpy (08/09/2013) [-]
I don't even know what you two are fighting about.
User avatar #3182 - phanact (08/09/2013) [-]
Lev regularly posted his IRL
Lev spammed mine which I don't want people posting
I got lev banned
swissalis thinks is an unjust ban
swissalis tries to get me banned for posting his irl because lev doesn't consent apparently, yet he posted it freely which maens he does
swissalis has no links to me posting my irl, thus no evidence, thus he's wrong
User avatar #3183 - therealsuperderpy (08/09/2013) [-]
Well then.
I didn't even know lev was banned
But I'm not going to take sides or anything.
User avatar #3184 - phanact (08/09/2013) [-]
its not so much sides
its just the fact that im right
User avatar #3185 - therealsuperderpy (08/09/2013) [-]
Well umm... okay.
#5663488 - And that lasts forever?  [+] (4 new replies) 08/09/2013 on autism autism autism autism +1
#5663507 - exotic (08/09/2013) [-]
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you can have two semester courses or four years or whatever.
It's not mandatory.
User avatar #5663509 - phanact (08/09/2013) [-]
But it helps with a job?
#5663653 - exotic (08/09/2013) [-]
This image has expired
more like if you want to be a chemist, literatian, social scientist, neo nazi, something.
after Gaggó you have branching schools. optional but specialized into finding jobs. Like being an electrician, school teacher, doctor, internet admin, whatever.
User avatar #5663657 - phanact (08/09/2013) [-]
Are you german?
#56772 - What happened with you? And he's trying to ban me for…  [+] (16 new replies) 08/09/2013 on phanact's profile 0
User avatar #56773 - ghostofgemini (08/09/2013) [-]
I doubt you can get banned, but yea, what a tard.

Back during the summer sale, I got pankik the half life shit, ending up at ~$15. It was a gift, but he insisted on paying me back, so I was like fine ok. That was like 2 months ago.

I finally ask for a $10 game last night, and he cries me a river of how he'll try to get it when he can after he skims by on rent and food, and then literally right after, posts; (www.funnyjunk.com/user_pictures/thevoiceoftruth/4362686/Friendly/3411000#3411000). he got DMC. I'm sorta made he just fucking blew me off. I asked nice, and I waited a long amount of time.
User avatar #56774 - phanact (08/09/2013) [-]
I don't like panki

I just have issues with him
User avatar #56775 - ghostofgemini (08/09/2013) [-]
*sigh*

W/e. Its not about the $ either, I honestly couldn't care.

I try to do nice shit for this place, and keep getting shit for it.

First the LoL points, and now this. You know man, I fucking try.
User avatar #56776 - phanact (08/09/2013) [-]
I know
That's why I don't try
I tried doing nice shit for people
I did a group picture thing once
It took me so long
And then, rather than people saying thank you and shit
everyone was like
omg when is it gunna be done

so i didnt finish it
i got halfway and quit because too many people were being demanding about shit
User avatar #56777 - ghostofgemini (08/09/2013) [-]
Yea. But like seriously, $25 down the drain at this point.

Most were like, 'oh, not steam = not interested'. Dicks.
User avatar #56778 - phanact (08/09/2013) [-]
Yea man I dunno
That's why I say fuck most of thesep eople
User avatar #56779 - ghostofgemini (08/09/2013) [-]
W/e.

What else is good?

I hope I ain't under the 'most' category.
User avatar #56780 - phanact (08/09/2013) [-]
Nah you're cool
I dunno if I'd spend money on ya though

But nothing really
I gotta work at 4 and I kinda wanna na
User avatar #56782 - ghostofgemini (08/09/2013) [-]
Fair enough. tbh, it was more for kicks than for being great friends with any thread members.
#56783 - phanact (08/09/2013) [-]
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I just wouldn't throw away money on these people
User avatar #56784 - ghostofgemini (08/09/2013) [-]
I ain't anymore.

Also, I've gotten like ~$80 of free games back in the original thread, so I felt like I had to give a bit back.
User avatar #56785 - phanact (08/09/2013) [-]
Why are we using spoilers
User avatar #56786 - ghostofgemini (08/09/2013) [-]
IDK, I just use if it's more of an afterthought.
User avatar #56787 - phanact (08/09/2013) [-]
I just seperate things by enters
User avatar #56788 - ghostofgemini (08/09/2013) [-]
I guess.
User avatar #56781 - phanact (08/09/2013) [-]
nap*
#5663456 - lol 08/09/2013 on autism autism autism autism 0
#5663452 - LOOK HOW SEXY I AM 08/09/2013 on autism autism autism autism -1
#5663451 - Picture 08/09/2013 on autism autism autism autism -1
#56770 - aruging with mentally handcaipped people on brony  [+] (18 new replies) 08/09/2013 on phanact's profile 0
User avatar #56771 - ghostofgemini (08/09/2013) [-]
Sounds like the norm. Anything funny?

Sorta in a bit of my own pickle, tbh. (no pun)
User avatar #56772 - phanact (08/09/2013) [-]
What happened with you?

And he's trying to ban me for posting another users IRL when that user, himself, repeatedly posted his IRL
User avatar #56773 - ghostofgemini (08/09/2013) [-]
I doubt you can get banned, but yea, what a tard.

Back during the summer sale, I got pankik the half life shit, ending up at ~$15. It was a gift, but he insisted on paying me back, so I was like fine ok. That was like 2 months ago.

I finally ask for a $10 game last night, and he cries me a river of how he'll try to get it when he can after he skims by on rent and food, and then literally right after, posts; (www.funnyjunk.com/user_pictures/thevoiceoftruth/4362686/Friendly/3411000#3411000). he got DMC. I'm sorta made he just fucking blew me off. I asked nice, and I waited a long amount of time.
User avatar #56774 - phanact (08/09/2013) [-]
I don't like panki

I just have issues with him
User avatar #56775 - ghostofgemini (08/09/2013) [-]
*sigh*

W/e. Its not about the $ either, I honestly couldn't care.

I try to do nice shit for this place, and keep getting shit for it.

First the LoL points, and now this. You know man, I fucking try.
User avatar #56776 - phanact (08/09/2013) [-]
I know
That's why I don't try
I tried doing nice shit for people
I did a group picture thing once
It took me so long
And then, rather than people saying thank you and shit
everyone was like
omg when is it gunna be done

so i didnt finish it
i got halfway and quit because too many people were being demanding about shit
User avatar #56777 - ghostofgemini (08/09/2013) [-]
Yea. But like seriously, $25 down the drain at this point.

Most were like, 'oh, not steam = not interested'. Dicks.
User avatar #56778 - phanact (08/09/2013) [-]
Yea man I dunno
That's why I say fuck most of thesep eople
User avatar #56779 - ghostofgemini (08/09/2013) [-]
W/e.

What else is good?

I hope I ain't under the 'most' category.
User avatar #56780 - phanact (08/09/2013) [-]
Nah you're cool
I dunno if I'd spend money on ya though

But nothing really
I gotta work at 4 and I kinda wanna na
User avatar #56782 - ghostofgemini (08/09/2013) [-]
Fair enough. tbh, it was more for kicks than for being great friends with any thread members.
#56783 - phanact (08/09/2013) [-]
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I just wouldn't throw away money on these people
User avatar #56784 - ghostofgemini (08/09/2013) [-]
I ain't anymore.

Also, I've gotten like ~$80 of free games back in the original thread, so I felt like I had to give a bit back.
User avatar #56785 - phanact (08/09/2013) [-]
Why are we using spoilers
User avatar #56786 - ghostofgemini (08/09/2013) [-]
IDK, I just use if it's more of an afterthought.
User avatar #56787 - phanact (08/09/2013) [-]
I just seperate things by enters
User avatar #56788 - ghostofgemini (08/09/2013) [-]
I guess.
User avatar #56781 - phanact (08/09/2013) [-]
nap*
#5663440 - Is the last one work?  [+] (6 new replies) 08/09/2013 on autism autism autism autism +1
#5663484 - exotic (08/09/2013) [-]
nop.
it's like university. i think.
User avatar #5663488 - phanact (08/09/2013) [-]
And that lasts forever?
#5663507 - exotic (08/09/2013) [-]
This image has expired
you can have two semester courses or four years or whatever.
It's not mandatory.
User avatar #5663509 - phanact (08/09/2013) [-]
But it helps with a job?
#5663653 - exotic (08/09/2013) [-]
This image has expired
more like if you want to be a chemist, literatian, social scientist, neo nazi, something.
after Gaggó you have branching schools. optional but specialized into finding jobs. Like being an electrician, school teacher, doctor, internet admin, whatever.
User avatar #5663657 - phanact (08/09/2013) [-]
Are you german?
#5663436 - 1. You're reposting this for attention since admin doesn't c… 08/09/2013 on autism autism autism autism 0
#56768 - hi  [+] (20 new replies) 08/09/2013 on phanact's profile 0
User avatar #56769 - ghostofgemini (08/09/2013) [-]
wats up?
User avatar #56770 - phanact (08/09/2013) [-]
aruging with mentally handcaipped people on brony
User avatar #56771 - ghostofgemini (08/09/2013) [-]
Sounds like the norm. Anything funny?

Sorta in a bit of my own pickle, tbh. (no pun)
User avatar #56772 - phanact (08/09/2013) [-]
What happened with you?

And he's trying to ban me for posting another users IRL when that user, himself, repeatedly posted his IRL
User avatar #56773 - ghostofgemini (08/09/2013) [-]
I doubt you can get banned, but yea, what a tard.

Back during the summer sale, I got pankik the half life shit, ending up at ~$15. It was a gift, but he insisted on paying me back, so I was like fine ok. That was like 2 months ago.

I finally ask for a $10 game last night, and he cries me a river of how he'll try to get it when he can after he skims by on rent and food, and then literally right after, posts; (www.funnyjunk.com/user_pictures/thevoiceoftruth/4362686/Friendly/3411000#3411000). he got DMC. I'm sorta made he just fucking blew me off. I asked nice, and I waited a long amount of time.
User avatar #56774 - phanact (08/09/2013) [-]
I don't like panki

I just have issues with him
User avatar #56775 - ghostofgemini (08/09/2013) [-]
*sigh*

W/e. Its not about the $ either, I honestly couldn't care.

I try to do nice shit for this place, and keep getting shit for it.

First the LoL points, and now this. You know man, I fucking try.
User avatar #56776 - phanact (08/09/2013) [-]
I know
That's why I don't try
I tried doing nice shit for people
I did a group picture thing once
It took me so long
And then, rather than people saying thank you and shit
everyone was like
omg when is it gunna be done

so i didnt finish it
i got halfway and quit because too many people were being demanding about shit
User avatar #56777 - ghostofgemini (08/09/2013) [-]
Yea. But like seriously, $25 down the drain at this point.

Most were like, 'oh, not steam = not interested'. Dicks.
User avatar #56778 - phanact (08/09/2013) [-]
Yea man I dunno
That's why I say fuck most of thesep eople
User avatar #56779 - ghostofgemini (08/09/2013) [-]
W/e.

What else is good?

I hope I ain't under the 'most' category.
User avatar #56780 - phanact (08/09/2013) [-]
Nah you're cool
I dunno if I'd spend money on ya though

But nothing really
I gotta work at 4 and I kinda wanna na
User avatar #56782 - ghostofgemini (08/09/2013) [-]
Fair enough. tbh, it was more for kicks than for being great friends with any thread members.
#56783 - phanact (08/09/2013) [-]
This image has expired
I just wouldn't throw away money on these people
User avatar #56784 - ghostofgemini (08/09/2013) [-]
I ain't anymore.

Also, I've gotten like ~$80 of free games back in the original thread, so I felt like I had to give a bit back.
User avatar #56785 - phanact (08/09/2013) [-]
Why are we using spoilers
User avatar #56786 - ghostofgemini (08/09/2013) [-]
IDK, I just use if it's more of an afterthought.
User avatar #56787 - phanact (08/09/2013) [-]
I just seperate things by enters
User avatar #56788 - ghostofgemini (08/09/2013) [-]
I guess.
User avatar #56781 - phanact (08/09/2013) [-]
nap*
#5663426 - Its not even an argument Its like one guy coming at me wit… 08/09/2013 on autism autism autism autism +1
#5663421 - That's completely invalidated by the fact that, on his profile… 08/09/2013 on autism autism autism autism 0
#5663407 - Picture  [+] (8 new replies) 08/09/2013 on autism autism autism autism 0
#5663432 - exotic (08/09/2013) [-]
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school from 6-12
gaggó 12-16
menntó 16-20
háskóli 20-forever
User avatar #5663440 - phanact (08/09/2013) [-]
Is the last one work?
#5663484 - exotic (08/09/2013) [-]
nop.
it's like university. i think.
User avatar #5663488 - phanact (08/09/2013) [-]
And that lasts forever?
#5663507 - exotic (08/09/2013) [-]
This image has expired
you can have two semester courses or four years or whatever.
It's not mandatory.
User avatar #5663509 - phanact (08/09/2013) [-]
But it helps with a job?
#5663653 - exotic (08/09/2013) [-]
This image has expired
more like if you want to be a chemist, literatian, social scientist, neo nazi, something.
after Gaggó you have branching schools. optional but specialized into finding jobs. Like being an electrician, school teacher, doctor, internet admin, whatever.
User avatar #5663657 - phanact (08/09/2013) [-]
Are you german?
#3 - Its ironic because this is spam  [+] (1 new reply) 08/09/2013 on #SOTRUE #BULLYING IS WRONG 0
#4 - therealsuperderpy Comment deleted by phanact
#5663385 - swissalis is anal crusading against me  [+] (2 new replies) 08/09/2013 on autism autism autism autism 0
User avatar #5663420 - martialbrony (08/09/2013) [-]
I say you all stop arguing

It ain't healthy
User avatar #5663426 - phanact (08/09/2013) [-]
Its not even an argument
Its like one guy coming at me with a claim and no evidence
#5663380 - He always gets like this 08/09/2013 on autism autism autism autism -1
#5663377 - What's the system?  [+] (10 new replies) 08/09/2013 on autism autism autism autism 0
#5663404 - exotic (08/09/2013) [-]
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kindergarden -> school -> Gaggó -> Menntó -> Háskóli
#5663407 - phanact (08/09/2013) [-]
#5663432 - exotic (08/09/2013) [-]
This image has expired
school from 6-12
gaggó 12-16
menntó 16-20
háskóli 20-forever
User avatar #5663440 - phanact (08/09/2013) [-]
Is the last one work?
#5663484 - exotic (08/09/2013) [-]
nop.
it's like university. i think.
User avatar #5663488 - phanact (08/09/2013) [-]
And that lasts forever?
#5663507 - exotic (08/09/2013) [-]
This image has expired
you can have two semester courses or four years or whatever.
It's not mandatory.
User avatar #5663509 - phanact (08/09/2013) [-]
But it helps with a job?
#5663653 - exotic (08/09/2013) [-]
This image has expired
more like if you want to be a chemist, literatian, social scientist, neo nazi, something.
after Gaggó you have branching schools. optional but specialized into finding jobs. Like being an electrician, school teacher, doctor, internet admin, whatever.
User avatar #5663657 - phanact (08/09/2013) [-]
Are you german?
#5663374 - BUT IVE SEEN YOU DO IT THATS PROOF ENOUGH THAT YOU DID IT …  [+] (5 new replies) 08/09/2013 on autism autism autism autism 0
User avatar #5663379 - martialbrony (08/09/2013) [-]
is he doing anything now atm?
User avatar #5663385 - phanact (08/09/2013) [-]
swissalis is anal crusading against me
User avatar #5663420 - martialbrony (08/09/2013) [-]
I say you all stop arguing

It ain't healthy
User avatar #5663426 - phanact (08/09/2013) [-]
Its not even an argument
Its like one guy coming at me with a claim and no evidence
User avatar #5663376 - zombienurse (08/09/2013) [-]
let it go!
#5663369 - That's like walking into court saying that this random guy pun… 08/09/2013 on autism autism autism autism -2
#5663360 - college or high school?  [+] (12 new replies) 08/09/2013 on autism autism autism autism 0
#5663372 - exotic (08/09/2013) [-]
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uhhh we have a different system I think.
Think i began highschool six years ago so i'm probably at college level.
User avatar #5663377 - phanact (08/09/2013) [-]
What's the system?
#5663404 - exotic (08/09/2013) [-]
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kindergarden -> school -> Gaggó -> Menntó -> Háskóli
#5663407 - phanact (08/09/2013) [-]
#5663432 - exotic (08/09/2013) [-]
This image has expired
school from 6-12
gaggó 12-16
menntó 16-20
háskóli 20-forever
User avatar #5663440 - phanact (08/09/2013) [-]
Is the last one work?
#5663484 - exotic (08/09/2013) [-]
nop.
it's like university. i think.
User avatar #5663488 - phanact (08/09/2013) [-]
And that lasts forever?
#5663507 - exotic (08/09/2013) [-]
This image has expired
you can have two semester courses or four years or whatever.
It's not mandatory.
User avatar #5663509 - phanact (08/09/2013) [-]
But it helps with a job?
#5663653 - exotic (08/09/2013) [-]
This image has expired
more like if you want to be a chemist, literatian, social scientist, neo nazi, something.
after Gaggó you have branching schools. optional but specialized into finding jobs. Like being an electrician, school teacher, doctor, internet admin, whatever.
User avatar #5663657 - phanact (08/09/2013) [-]
Are you german?
#5663354 - I'm going to need links I sent my IRLs to people pers… 08/09/2013 on autism autism autism autism -2
#5663350 - oh yea it is  [+] (14 new replies) 08/09/2013 on autism autism autism autism 0
#5663357 - exotic (08/09/2013) [-]
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fuuuck i have school after next week
User avatar #5663360 - phanact (08/09/2013) [-]
college or high school?
#5663372 - exotic (08/09/2013) [-]
This image has expired
uhhh we have a different system I think.
Think i began highschool six years ago so i'm probably at college level.
User avatar #5663377 - phanact (08/09/2013) [-]
What's the system?
#5663404 - exotic (08/09/2013) [-]
This image has expired
kindergarden -> school -> Gaggó -> Menntó -> Háskóli
#5663407 - phanact (08/09/2013) [-]
#5663432 - exotic (08/09/2013) [-]
This image has expired
school from 6-12
gaggó 12-16
menntó 16-20
háskóli 20-forever
User avatar #5663440 - phanact (08/09/2013) [-]
Is the last one work?
#5663484 - exotic (08/09/2013) [-]
nop.
it's like university. i think.
User avatar #5663488 - phanact (08/09/2013) [-]
And that lasts forever?
#5663507 - exotic (08/09/2013) [-]
This image has expired
you can have two semester courses or four years or whatever.
It's not mandatory.
User avatar #5663509 - phanact (08/09/2013) [-]
But it helps with a job?
#5663653 - exotic (08/09/2013) [-]
This image has expired
more like if you want to be a chemist, literatian, social scientist, neo nazi, something.
after Gaggó you have branching schools. optional but specialized into finding jobs. Like being an electrician, school teacher, doctor, internet admin, whatever.
User avatar #5663657 - phanact (08/09/2013) [-]
Are you german?
#5663347 - The person who is right based on facts, not based on the opini… 08/09/2013 on autism autism autism autism -1
#5663341 - wow thats offensive how r u  [+] (16 new replies) 08/09/2013 on autism autism autism autism 0
#5663346 - exotic (08/09/2013) [-]
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it's fridaaayyyyyyy!
User avatar #5663350 - phanact (08/09/2013) [-]
oh yea it is
#5663357 - exotic (08/09/2013) [-]
This image has expired
fuuuck i have school after next week
User avatar #5663360 - phanact (08/09/2013) [-]
college or high school?
#5663372 - exotic (08/09/2013) [-]
This image has expired
uhhh we have a different system I think.
Think i began highschool six years ago so i'm probably at college level.
User avatar #5663377 - phanact (08/09/2013) [-]
What's the system?
#5663404 - exotic (08/09/2013) [-]
This image has expired
kindergarden -> school -> Gaggó -> Menntó -> Háskóli
#5663407 - phanact (08/09/2013) [-]
#5663432 - exotic (08/09/2013) [-]
This image has expired
school from 6-12
gaggó 12-16
menntó 16-20
háskóli 20-forever
User avatar #5663440 - phanact (08/09/2013) [-]
Is the last one work?
#5663484 - exotic (08/09/2013) [-]
nop.
it's like university. i think.
User avatar #5663488 - phanact (08/09/2013) [-]
And that lasts forever?
#5663507 - exotic (08/09/2013) [-]
This image has expired
you can have two semester courses or four years or whatever.
It's not mandatory.
User avatar #5663509 - phanact (08/09/2013) [-]
But it helps with a job?
#5663653 - exotic (08/09/2013) [-]
This image has expired
more like if you want to be a chemist, literatian, social scientist, neo nazi, something.
after Gaggó you have branching schools. optional but specialized into finding jobs. Like being an electrician, school teacher, doctor, internet admin, whatever.
User avatar #5663657 - phanact (08/09/2013) [-]
Are you german?
#5663335 - hi bb  [+] (18 new replies) 08/09/2013 on autism autism autism autism 0
User avatar #5663337 - exotic (08/09/2013) [-]
hay tangerine
User avatar #5663341 - phanact (08/09/2013) [-]
wow thats offensive
how r u
#5663346 - exotic (08/09/2013) [-]
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it's fridaaayyyyyyy!
User avatar #5663350 - phanact (08/09/2013) [-]
oh yea it is
#5663357 - exotic (08/09/2013) [-]
This image has expired
fuuuck i have school after next week
User avatar #5663360 - phanact (08/09/2013) [-]
college or high school?
#5663372 - exotic (08/09/2013) [-]
This image has expired
uhhh we have a different system I think.
Think i began highschool six years ago so i'm probably at college level.
User avatar #5663377 - phanact (08/09/2013) [-]
What's the system?
#5663404 - exotic (08/09/2013) [-]
This image has expired
kindergarden -> school -> Gaggó -> Menntó -> Háskóli
#5663407 - phanact (08/09/2013) [-]
#5663432 - exotic (08/09/2013) [-]
This image has expired
school from 6-12
gaggó 12-16
menntó 16-20
háskóli 20-forever
User avatar #5663440 - phanact (08/09/2013) [-]
Is the last one work?
#5663484 - exotic (08/09/2013) [-]
nop.
it's like university. i think.
User avatar #5663488 - phanact (08/09/2013) [-]
And that lasts forever?
#5663507 - exotic (08/09/2013) [-]
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you can have two semester courses or four years or whatever.
It's not mandatory.
User avatar #5663509 - phanact (08/09/2013) [-]
But it helps with a job?
#5663653 - exotic (08/09/2013) [-]
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more like if you want to be a chemist, literatian, social scientist, neo nazi, something.
after Gaggó you have branching schools. optional but specialized into finding jobs. Like being an electrician, school teacher, doctor, internet admin, whatever.
User avatar #5663657 - phanact (08/09/2013) [-]
Are you german?
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User avatar #56143 - phanact (08/03/2013) [-]
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I am Phanact. I repost content. I like orange. I'm a brony. I have an orange OC pony. People hate me because I repost content a lot, because addy likes me, because I post a lot, and because other people hate me. That's the best answer I can get for why people hate me. I will not help give you items. I will not help you get unbanned. I will not help get you colored text. No I can not convince admin to unban/undelete your account. No I will not suck your dick.

Anything else, inquire below:
User avatar #23144 - phanact (11/25/2012) [+] (1 child)
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User avatar #69670 - courageexplains ONLINE (3 hours ago) [-]
Do you like Courage the Cowardly Doh
#69662 - kolpster (11/19/2014) [-]
u ghey
u ghey
User avatar #69663 to #69662 - phanact (11/19/2014) [-]
so am u
#69664 to #69663 - kolpster (11/19/2014) [-]
ghey 3gheyher
ghey 3gheyher
User avatar #69660 - nayytayisgod (11/19/2014) [-]
Will you ever leave here?
I can't imagine this place being much fun anymore
User avatar #69661 to #69660 - phanact (11/19/2014) [-]
Will you ?
User avatar #69665 to #69661 - nayytayisgod (11/19/2014) [-]
I don't come here nearly as much as you do
User avatar #69666 to #69665 - phanact (11/19/2014) [-]
ur mom came here
#69657 - Womens Study Major (11/19/2014) [-]
hey it's bum
do you wanna add me on skype
#69659 to #69658 - Womens Study Major (11/19/2014) [-]
whaaat
User avatar #69641 - phanacit (11/19/2014) [-]
daddy?
#69634 - Womens Study Major (11/18/2014) [-]
did light get demoded?!
User avatar #69636 to #69634 - phanact (11/18/2014) [-]
no
what?
#69637 to #69636 - Womens Study Major (11/18/2014) [-]
oh what
like an hour ago his name was removed
i swear
User avatar #69638 to #69637 - phanact (11/18/2014) [-]
maybe you're just crazy idk what you're talking about
#69639 to #69638 - Womens Study Major (11/18/2014) [-]
no
it definitely was
#69617 - subtitlesmasher (11/18/2014) [-]
After doing some math, I've come to the conclusion that you've been on funnyjunk for 3 years, 7 months, 24 days (115,257,600 seconds, 1,920,960 minutes
32,016 hours or 1334 days to be exact) so far.

Now, you have posted 281,276 comments in that time span. Now, if we count say 6 hours for sleep, 2 hours for eating, and 4 hours for "other" things during a day, that leaves us with (respectfully) 12 hours of time you could be on funnyjunk. Now, I don't think you're on it that long, so lets stretch it and say you're on FJ for 8 hours a day.

8 hours a day times times the 1335 days you've been here adds up to 10,672 hours on funnyjunk since you've been here and giving you the benefit of the doubt, we'll say 10,000 and 10,000 hours is roughly 417 days.

Now here comes the thing that blows my mind. If we take 281,276 and divide it by the days you've been here, that's roughly 670 comments a day. So going back to if you were on FJ for 8 hours a day, that would mean you posted a comment every around .6 seconds the entire 8 hours which is impossible. So with all these benefits, rounding downs and all that, I still can not fathom how you have written so many comments in the time you've been here.

Which brings me to my point....HOW. !?
User avatar #69622 to #69617 - joshlol (11/18/2014) [-]
interesting
User avatar #69623 to #69622 - phanact (11/18/2014) [-]
Good luck beating that.
User avatar #69626 to #69623 - joshlol (11/18/2014) [-]
I'll hire a second joshlol to post on my behlaf while I sleep
User avatar #69627 to #69626 - phanact (11/18/2014) [-]
That still wouldn't be able to keep up
User avatar #69628 to #69627 - joshlol (11/18/2014) [-]
maybe I could hire 12 asians or something
User avatar #69629 to #69628 - phanact (11/18/2014) [-]
Maybe I am 12 asians

Trust me
Examplechanology used to be like 2-3 people on the acc and even still they had trouble surpassing me in commenting
User avatar #69642 to #69629 - shadowrated (11/19/2014) [-]
im curious as to which users those were
User avatar #69643 to #69642 - phanact (11/19/2014) [-]
yeah i dont remember honestly
User avatar #69644 to #69643 - shadowrated (11/19/2014) [-]
well now you know my secret
User avatar #69645 to #69644 - phanact (11/19/2014) [-]
i dont believe you for a single second
you pretended to be beibergotswag too lmao
User avatar #69646 to #69645 - shadowrated (11/19/2014) [-]
a couple of years ago, there was an account called noisetank. some of the top commenters came up with the idea to create an account where all of the top commenters were on one account. the only user that declined to be apart of it was like raging.brony. having multiple users on the one account was a secret and only the users who knew about the joint account were the people on it. sometimes different people were logged on at once and would make different comments on the same content. at times some would make comments on the frontpage while i made comments in the newest uploads. we received lots positive feedback and the account was rising in the ranks fast
funnyjunk.com/user/noisetank/10#10

people stopped logging on the account for different reasons. some people only wanted thumbs on their account while others were taking breaks from fj
funnyjunk.com/user/noisetank/34#34

it was a fun ride. rip noisetank
User avatar #69648 to #69646 - phanact (11/19/2014) [-]
but you werent example
User avatar #69650 to #69648 - shadowrated (11/19/2014) [-]
never said i was lol.

although noisetank was an example of example
User avatar #69651 to #69650 - phanact (11/19/2014) [-]
yeah
i never agreed with joint accounts tho imo
its just not fair imo
User avatar #69652 to #69651 - shadowrated (11/19/2014) [-]
i see nothing wrong with it

its was really fun to be apart of it. it was cool to see the different types of comments made from one acc. some commented with reaction pictures, some edited content, some just typed clever jokes without pictures, etc. getting notifications from comments you never made was pretty interesting also
User avatar #69653 to #69652 - phanact (11/19/2014) [-]
no i agree that its interesting but everyone else who got high ranks worked alone rather than with people
that's why i think its unfair
ive worked for every single comment ive made on this account
its mine
im very protective
User avatar #69654 to #69653 - shadowrated (11/19/2014) [-]
same as me with my account shadowrated but i dont see why you would call making comments "work".

i have a question. if we created a new joint account with only users in like the top 10 of comment rankings, could you and addy try to shut it down?
User avatar #69655 to #69654 - phanact (11/19/2014) [-]
its not against the rules even if i dont agree w/ it
User avatar #69656 to #69655 - shadowrated (11/19/2014) [-]
**** i cant make rapeityrape. lol
User avatar #69649 to #69648 - phanact (11/19/2014) [-]
ive had sunset ask me to joint acc with him and ive declined
i dont think its fair
User avatar #69647 to #69646 - noisetank (11/19/2014) [-]
**** you im not dead
#69621 to #69617 - xxangelisxx (11/18/2014) [-]
I can see that you are new here. Phan is eternal, phan is infinite, he does not obey to physics and time dimensions.
User avatar #69618 to #69617 - phanact (11/18/2014) [-]
Get this
I only made a few thousand in the first year. Most of these comments are from after when I joined the brony board in late may of 2012
How does THAT make sense ?
User avatar #69619 to #69618 - subtitlesmasher (11/18/2014) [-]
So that could easily make your comments per day by average go to like .. what.. 1700 a day every 0.3-4 seconds? which makes it even more confusing.

I am genuinely intrigued about how this has all been possible.
User avatar #69620 to #69619 - phanact (11/18/2014) [-]
account that i was on fj for 14 hrs a day instead of 8
where does the math go now
#69624 to #69620 - subtitlesmasher (11/18/2014) [-]
That turns it into 18,000 hours, but if most of the comments only happened in say, two years instead of the 3 years and 7 months, that brings...						****					 I can't do it anymore.
That turns it into 18,000 hours, but if most of the comments only happened in say, two years instead of the 3 years and 7 months, that brings... **** I can't do it anymore.
User avatar #69625 to #69624 - phanact (11/18/2014) [-]
Come on I wanna know
User avatar #69630 to #69625 - subtitlesmasher (11/18/2014) [-]
Ok Ok.

18,000 hours in the 3 years and 7 months, but since the new info, that means that was MOSTLY in the past 2 years, so let's say the number of time spent in the first 2 years was less than the most active two years, cut off the first two years entirely and say roughly 16,000 hours have been spent on here in 2 years.

16,000 hours is 666(.667) days. so yes, you're the antichrist

So going back to 281,276 divided by 666 is 422 comments a day for two years. So that actually would up your time per comment to more than 1.2 seconds per comment instead of 0.6 seconds

SO that extra 4 hours a day actually makes it look better, but still
User avatar #69631 to #69630 - phanact (11/18/2014) [-]
Even still thats ******* absurd
thanks for reminding me im a no life
User avatar #69632 to #69631 - subtitlesmasher (11/18/2014) [-]
Oh, don't mention it.
But see, I'm no better and I'll share my stats, too. Since I've downloaded my timer, as seen, I've spent 88 (rounded to 100 for FJ 2) in 57 days.

4 days on funnyjunk in 57 days (two months to make it easy)
4 days every 2 months means 24 days per year.
I've been doing the same thing last year, meaning 2 out of 4 years ive been here adds up to around 44 days in two years.
The prior year was less, so say I spent 2 days every 2 months which brings that to 12 days that year.
But the first year I was here, i spent as much time as I did this year, adding another 24 days.

SO the grand total I've spent staring at funnyjunk in 4ish years is about 80 days.

Almost 3 months of my life have been spent staring at this site in 4 years.
I've only posted about 4000 things in general over all my accounts in that time, but still, for how little I post compare to you, 80 days in 4 years vs your time doesn't make me have that much more of a life, even though I was going to school too.

User avatar #69608 - andranadu ONLINE (11/18/2014) [-]
hey phanny hows the family
User avatar #69610 to #69609 - andranadu ONLINE (11/18/2014) [-]
thats good
User avatar #69612 to #69611 - andranadu ONLINE (11/18/2014) [-]
i dont want you cheerios
User avatar #69613 to #69612 - phanact (11/18/2014) [-]
is my sis birthday and lightarcanines
User avatar #69614 to #69613 - andranadu ONLINE (11/18/2014) [-]
i know about the last part
wish your sis a happy birthday from me
User avatar #69615 to #69614 - phanact (11/18/2014) [-]
okay
'hey sis some fag from fj named andarnadu wished u a happy birtday'

'what'
User avatar #69616 to #69615 - andranadu ONLINE (11/18/2014) [-]
say andrew
User avatar #69607 - mapleknight (11/18/2014) [-]
**** outta here
#69606 - Womens Study Major (11/18/2014) [-]
User avatar #69605 - hatechan (11/18/2014) [-]
My Little Pony Season 5 Teaser (Spring 2015) - Twilight Sparkle Recap
User avatar #69591 - shrekissorry (11/17/2014) [-]
hey phanact i know you h8 me but im srry for posting **** in sfw and photoshopping your face please forgive me tysm
-shrekis
User avatar #69589 - tranquilizer (11/17/2014) [-]
Phanact

likes



hors
User avatar #69569 - lolwtfbbqryan ONLINE (11/17/2014) [-]
srs tho where would i go about finishing my mod stuff
User avatar #69570 to #69569 - phanact (11/17/2014) [-]
idk ask xenxio
User avatar #69571 to #69570 - xenxio ONLINE (11/17/2014) [-]
am i like...in charge of making mods now?

can we just roll with that?
User avatar #69573 to #69571 - lolwtfbbqryan ONLINE (11/17/2014) [-]
yo
so my computer ****** up in the middle of me becoming a mod. i passed the test that they set up, i have emails and stuff if you need proof, but ye i wanna become a mod
User avatar #69575 to #69573 - xenxio ONLINE (11/17/2014) [-]
one moment
User avatar #69577 to #69575 - lolwtfbbqryan ONLINE (11/17/2014) [-]
i still have the email. i can forward it to you if you want. it was the application
User avatar #69579 to #69577 - xenxio ONLINE (11/17/2014) [-]
i said wait
#69585 to #69579 - lolwtfbbqryan ONLINE (11/17/2014) [-]
yessir
yessir
User avatar #69586 to #69585 - xenxio ONLINE (11/17/2014) [-]
screenshot the email and post it on my profile. also the results too if you can/ anything that isnt too personal
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User avatar #69572 to #69571 - phanact (11/17/2014) [-]
what does epicly do
User avatar #69574 to #69572 - xenxio ONLINE (11/17/2014) [-]
check misflags...but posttwo does that way more than he does.plus he hasnt logged in four days
User avatar #69576 to #69574 - phanact (11/17/2014) [-]
would he have been removed ?
User avatar #69578 to #69576 - xenxio ONLINE (11/17/2014) [-]
i think admin removed that because ashedust still hasnt been removed and he got drafted.

so we could have some real inactive mods. one being level 10
User avatar #69582 to #69578 - phanact (11/17/2014) [-]
but yeah if u wanna hire new mods idc go for it we do need somke
User avatar #69584 to #69582 - xenxio ONLINE (11/17/2014) [-]
alright.
User avatar #69593 to #69584 - LegititmateKyle (11/18/2014) [-]
ayyy lmao. I'm ready to moderate.
User avatar #69595 to #69593 - xenxio ONLINE (11/18/2014) [-]
who r u
User avatar #69596 to #69595 - LegititmateKyle (11/18/2014) [-]
A user, who's been around for a while, and never caused any trouble
User avatar #69597 to #69596 - xenxio ONLINE (11/18/2014) [-]
noty
User avatar #69592 to #69584 - hatechan (11/17/2014) [-]
*cough* *cough*
new mods you say?
User avatar #69594 to #69592 - xenxio ONLINE (11/18/2014) [-]
yes
User avatar #69599 to #69594 - hatechan (11/18/2014) [-]
WELL
I'd be happy to help out
just give me a call ;)
User avatar #69600 to #69599 - xenxio ONLINE (11/18/2014) [-]
girls cant be mods
User avatar #69602 to #69601 - xenxio ONLINE (11/18/2014) [-]
dat eyeliner tho

you dig that eyeliner
User avatar #69603 to #69602 - hatechan (11/18/2014) [-]
make me a mod
User avatar #69604 to #69603 - xenxio ONLINE (11/18/2014) [-]
iunnnooooo
User avatar #69580 to #69578 - phanact (11/17/2014) [-]
**** thats an issue
User avatar #69581 to #69580 - xenxio ONLINE (11/17/2014) [-]
so what do you want to do?
User avatar #69583 to #69581 - phanact (11/17/2014) [-]
ill have to talk w/ epicly
User avatar #69565 - thewillow (11/16/2014) [-]
I'm going to shag your ex-girlfriend, m8.
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