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Date Signed Up:3/25/2011
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#52560 - Vanilla MC bores me  [+] (1 new reply) 07/11/2013 on phanact's profile 0
User avatar #52561 - abcz (07/11/2013) [-]
understandable
#52558 - working  [+] (3 new replies) 07/11/2013 on phanact's profile 0
User avatar #52559 - abcz (07/11/2013) [-]
k also y are you never on really?
User avatar #52560 - phanact (07/11/2013) [-]
Vanilla MC bores me
User avatar #52561 - abcz (07/11/2013) [-]
understandable
#52556 - server is kill  [+] (5 new replies) 07/11/2013 on phanact's profile 0
User avatar #52557 - abcz (07/11/2013) [-]
no
User avatar #52558 - phanact (07/11/2013) [-]
working
User avatar #52559 - abcz (07/11/2013) [-]
k also y are you never on really?
User avatar #52560 - phanact (07/11/2013) [-]
Vanilla MC bores me
User avatar #52561 - abcz (07/11/2013) [-]
understandable
#5245231 - ah i do tho  [+] (1 new reply) 07/11/2013 on retard forum +1
#5245234 - tehbestever (07/11/2013) [-]
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#5245223 - Is dark souls any good  [+] (3 new replies) 07/11/2013 on retard forum +1
User avatar #5245226 - tehbestever (07/11/2013) [-]
Please don't oh my god

please

just don't

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuughgghhghghghghghghghg

buy it if you like hard games which take thinking and skill

plaes don't
User avatar #5245231 - phanact (07/11/2013) [-]
ah
i do tho
#5245234 - tehbestever (07/11/2013) [-]
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#5245210 - I don't want any of those games  [+] (5 new replies) 07/11/2013 on retard forum +1
User avatar #5245215 - tehbestever (07/11/2013) [-]
Then wait

Or buy GTA IV, it's always good for fucking around
User avatar #5245223 - phanact (07/11/2013) [-]
Is dark souls any good
User avatar #5245226 - tehbestever (07/11/2013) [-]
Please don't oh my god

please

just don't

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuughgghhghghghghghghghg

buy it if you like hard games which take thinking and skill

plaes don't
User avatar #5245231 - phanact (07/11/2013) [-]
ah
i do tho
#5245234 - tehbestever (07/11/2013) [-]
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#5245194 - I DONT KNOWW  [+] (8 new replies) 07/11/2013 on retard forum 0
User avatar #5245205 - tehbestever (07/11/2013) [-]
I would suggest waiting
User avatar #5245210 - phanact (07/11/2013) [-]
I don't want any of those games
User avatar #5245215 - tehbestever (07/11/2013) [-]
Then wait

Or buy GTA IV, it's always good for fucking around
User avatar #5245223 - phanact (07/11/2013) [-]
Is dark souls any good
User avatar #5245226 - tehbestever (07/11/2013) [-]
Please don't oh my god

please

just don't

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuughgghhghghghghghghghg

buy it if you like hard games which take thinking and skill

plaes don't
User avatar #5245231 - phanact (07/11/2013) [-]
ah
i do tho
#5245234 - tehbestever (07/11/2013) [-]
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User avatar #5245203 - tehbestever (07/11/2013) [-]
Half life complete, Hotline miami, scribblenauts unlimited, civilization V, if shooters CSGO, and skyrim for good measure
#5245179 - steam sales what games get  [+] (11 new replies) 07/11/2013 on retard forum 0
#5245201 - vanoreo (07/11/2013) [-]
This is what I'm hoping to get
User avatar #5245193 - tehbestever (07/11/2013) [-]
what genres do you like?
User avatar #5245194 - phanact (07/11/2013) [-]
I DONT KNOWW
User avatar #5245205 - tehbestever (07/11/2013) [-]
I would suggest waiting
User avatar #5245210 - phanact (07/11/2013) [-]
I don't want any of those games
User avatar #5245215 - tehbestever (07/11/2013) [-]
Then wait

Or buy GTA IV, it's always good for fucking around
User avatar #5245223 - phanact (07/11/2013) [-]
Is dark souls any good
User avatar #5245226 - tehbestever (07/11/2013) [-]
Please don't oh my god

please

just don't

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuughgghhghghghghghghghg

buy it if you like hard games which take thinking and skill

plaes don't
User avatar #5245231 - phanact (07/11/2013) [-]
ah
i do tho
#5245234 - tehbestever (07/11/2013) [-]
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User avatar #5245203 - tehbestever (07/11/2013) [-]
Half life complete, Hotline miami, scribblenauts unlimited, civilization V, if shooters CSGO, and skyrim for good measure
#5245175 - tehbestever  [+] (13 new replies) 07/11/2013 on retard forum +1
User avatar #5245176 - tehbestever (07/11/2013) [-]
what
User avatar #5245179 - phanact (07/11/2013) [-]
steam sales
what games get
#5245201 - vanoreo (07/11/2013) [-]
This is what I'm hoping to get
User avatar #5245193 - tehbestever (07/11/2013) [-]
what genres do you like?
User avatar #5245194 - phanact (07/11/2013) [-]
I DONT KNOWW
User avatar #5245205 - tehbestever (07/11/2013) [-]
I would suggest waiting
User avatar #5245210 - phanact (07/11/2013) [-]
I don't want any of those games
User avatar #5245215 - tehbestever (07/11/2013) [-]
Then wait

Or buy GTA IV, it's always good for fucking around
User avatar #5245223 - phanact (07/11/2013) [-]
Is dark souls any good
User avatar #5245226 - tehbestever (07/11/2013) [-]
Please don't oh my god

please

just don't

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuughgghhghghghghghghghg

buy it if you like hard games which take thinking and skill

plaes don't
User avatar #5245231 - phanact (07/11/2013) [-]
ah
i do tho
#5245234 - tehbestever (07/11/2013) [-]
This image has expired
User avatar #5245203 - tehbestever (07/11/2013) [-]
Half life complete, Hotline miami, scribblenauts unlimited, civilization V, if shooters CSGO, and skyrim for good measure
#5245126 - he agrees 07/11/2013 on retard forum -1
#5245110 - no **** u 07/11/2013 on retard forum 0
#52554 - its a bug  [+] (2 new replies) 07/11/2013 on phanact's profile 0
User avatar #52562 - toastersburnthings (07/11/2013) [-]
You reading my deleted comment, on the other hand, is magic.
User avatar #52563 - phanact (07/11/2013) [-]
lol
#5244130 - ok i go nap  [+] (3 new replies) 07/11/2013 on retard forum +1
User avatar #5244142 - twi (07/11/2013) [-]
give me your butt
User avatar #5244132 - therealsuperderpy (07/11/2013) [-]
Ba
User avatar #5244131 - gwenisback (07/11/2013) [-]
ive maybe taken 2 or 3 naps in my life
#5244083 - that ****** won't stop sucking my peepee 07/11/2013 on retard forum 0
#5244070 - woah wrong opinion 07/11/2013 on retard forum +1
#5244058 - I haven't done my work out in over a week I'm thinking I s…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/11/2013 on retard forum 0
User avatar #5244062 - gwenisback (07/11/2013) [-]
i havent worked out since february 2009

which coincidentally was when i found fj
#23337 - daw 07/11/2013 on Thumb Orgy +7
#5243961 - he didn't make an acount  [+] (1 new reply) 07/11/2013 on retard forum 0
#5243997 - anonymous (07/11/2013) [-]
Oh
How do you find IP hash?
#5243951 - tats how anon blocking works  [+] (3 new replies) 07/11/2013 on retard forum 0
#5243958 - anonymous (07/11/2013) [-]
I know that, but what about accounts
User avatar #5243961 - phanact (07/11/2013) [-]
he didn't make an acount
#5243997 - anonymous (07/11/2013) [-]
Oh
How do you find IP hash?
#23314 - cna u like not 07/11/2013 on Thumb Orgy +7
#23313 - im always online NEVER DOUBT ME  [+] (1 new reply) 07/11/2013 on Thumb Orgy +5
User avatar #23316 - areialview (07/11/2013) [-]
True
#23306 - ur gay  [+] (1 new reply) 07/11/2013 on Thumb Orgy +5
User avatar #23310 - therealsuperderpy (07/11/2013) [-]
wow
okay
feelings = hurt
#23304 - i 4get  [+] (3 new replies) 07/11/2013 on Thumb Orgy +5
User avatar #23305 - therealsuperderpy (07/11/2013) [-]
thats gay
User avatar #23306 - phanact (07/11/2013) [-]
ur gay
User avatar #23310 - therealsuperderpy (07/11/2013) [-]
wow
okay
feelings = hurt
#23301 - yea 07/11/2013 on Thumb Orgy +5
#23298 - hi  [+] (11 new replies) 07/11/2013 on Thumb Orgy +5
User avatar #23311 - areialview (07/11/2013) [-]
wait, it didn't say you were online
User avatar #23319 - therealsuperderpy (07/11/2013) [-]
You set it to appear offline.
User avatar #23313 - phanact (07/11/2013) [-]
im always online
NEVER DOUBT ME
User avatar #23316 - areialview (07/11/2013) [-]
True
User avatar #23302 - therealsuperderpy (07/11/2013) [-]
Who are you?
User avatar #23304 - phanact (07/11/2013) [-]
i 4get
User avatar #23305 - therealsuperderpy (07/11/2013) [-]
thats gay
User avatar #23306 - phanact (07/11/2013) [-]
ur gay
User avatar #23310 - therealsuperderpy (07/11/2013) [-]
wow
okay
feelings = hurt
User avatar #23299 - Calculon (07/11/2013) [-]
that was fast
User avatar #23301 - phanact (07/11/2013) [-]
yea
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User avatar #56143 - phanact (08/03/2013) [-]
stickied
I am Phanact. I repost content. I like orange. I'm a brony. I have an orange OC pony. People hate me because I repost content a lot, because addy likes me, because I post a lot, and because other people hate me. That's the best answer I can get for why people hate me. I will not help give you items. I will not help you get unbanned. I will not help get you colored text. No I can not convince admin to unban/undelete your account. No I will not suck your dick.

Anything else, inquire below:
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User avatar #68072 - kingalister ONLINE (23 minutes ago) [-]
Phanact come here and listen
User avatar #68073 to #68072 - phanact (22 minutes ago) [-]
Whatsup
User avatar #68074 to #68073 - kingalister ONLINE (21 minutes ago) [-]
ok lol go on friendly and roll trips

Trust me, everyone will be lemon key facing and XDing before you know it

Mods will enjoy a good chuckle
User avatar #68055 - holdup (07/13/2014) [-]
i am getting tired of playing on ur minsecraft server and getting no help.
User avatar #68056 to #68055 - phanact (07/13/2014) [-]
what do you mean
User avatar #68057 to #68056 - holdup (07/13/2014) [-]
some bastard keeps stealing my flowers and i dunno what to do.
User avatar #68060 to #68058 - holdup (07/13/2014) [-]
so, to use residence i select a space and then select another space?
User avatar #68061 to #68060 - phanact (07/13/2014) [-]
You select a cuboid with left and right click with a wooden hoe. Its weird, ever used worldedit?
User avatar #68062 to #68061 - holdup (07/13/2014) [-]
never in my life have i used world edit.but it seems to me that i put in /res and then put in the area to protect(by highlighting it)?
User avatar #68063 to #68062 - phanact (07/13/2014) [-]
Nah you make the selection first, then use /res create <name>
User avatar #68064 to #68063 - holdup (07/13/2014) [-]
so, hit stuff with the hoe than say /res create <home>?
User avatar #68066 to #68065 - holdup (07/13/2014) [-]
so, what do i use to select the points?
User avatar #68067 to #68066 - phanact (07/13/2014) [-]
wood hoe
User avatar #68069 to #68067 - holdup (07/13/2014) [-]
oh wow i watched a creeper blow up my house and than watched it regenerate thanx phanact.
User avatar #68068 to #68067 - holdup (07/13/2014) [-]
so, hit the ground with wood hoe and follow instructions?
User avatar #68059 to #68058 - holdup (07/13/2014) [-]
thank you for telling me about that, i dont get it but ill look at it, the last mod told me locking my door would solve the problem.
User avatar #68054 to #68053 - phanact (07/12/2014) [-]
**** that cancer yo im so glad
User avatar #68041 - puredeliciousness (07/12/2014) [-]
Yo, just an old old friend popping in to say hi. What's up bud?
User avatar #68042 to #68041 - phanact (07/12/2014) [-]
nothing really
dealing wiuth mc server
User avatar #68043 to #68042 - puredeliciousness (07/12/2014) [-]
One of my friends was just on there. They want you to get it back up
User avatar #68044 to #68043 - phanact (07/12/2014) [-]
yea
i accidencally reloaded it
User avatar #68045 to #68044 - puredeliciousness (07/12/2014) [-]
You accidentally poorly englished
User avatar #68037 - grama (07/11/2014) [-]
hey , my creepy orange uncle i have a question about the server(minecraft)
User avatar #68040 to #68037 - phanact (07/12/2014) [-]
whatup
User avatar #68047 to #68046 - phanact (07/12/2014) [-]
that means you're minecraft client doesn't reconigze the username, it wasnt authenticated through mojang servers.
User avatar #68048 to #68047 - grama (07/12/2014) [-]
wait do i have to buy the game to play?
User avatar #68049 to #68048 - phanact (07/12/2014) [-]
as of now, yes.
#68050 to #68049 - grama (07/12/2014) [-]
what kind of filthy casual do you think i am?
what kind of filthy casual do you think i am?
User avatar #68035 - letrollzor (07/11/2014) [-]
That was quick
User avatar #68025 - heartlessrobot (07/11/2014) [-]
***** slow the **** down. I'm getting notifications faster than my computer can load the notification window.
User avatar #68026 to #68025 - phanact (07/11/2014) [-]
How? the notifications are disabled
User avatar #68027 to #68026 - heartlessrobot (07/11/2014) [-]
Not on my end apparently. I woke up with 32 notifications, most from your content.
User avatar #68028 to #68027 - phanact (07/11/2014) [-]
disable em in the prefs
User avatar #68030 to #68028 - heartlessrobot (07/11/2014) [-]
You don't have to stop, just slow down a little.
User avatar #68032 to #68030 - phanact (07/11/2014) [-]
I do this 3-4times every day. 12-15 content each time.
User avatar #68033 to #68032 - heartlessrobot (07/11/2014) [-]
Holy **** , how do you have time for this?
User avatar #68034 to #68033 - phanact (07/11/2014) [-]
takes less than a minute to upload each content + ive been doing it for a while *****
User avatar #68029 to #68028 - heartlessrobot (07/11/2014) [-]
But then I won't get a notification if venomousvalentine uploads more pics of his booty in NSFW.
User avatar #68031 to #68029 - phanact (07/11/2014) [-]
You can check his profile?
User avatar #68021 - Sunset ONLINE (07/10/2014) [-]
my friend has the gamertag phaggot
User avatar #68023 to #68021 - ied (07/11/2014) [-]
has he got anymore?
User avatar #68024 to #68023 - Sunset ONLINE (07/11/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #68022 to #68021 - phanact (07/11/2014) [-]
cool?
User avatar #68013 - soundofwinter ONLINE (07/10/2014) [-]
If you disable shout from everyone but my big black penetrative daddys, nobody on the server can talk. At all.
User avatar #68014 to #68013 - phanact (07/10/2014) [-]
I know. We're trying to figure this out to make it less uh... cluttered and difficult
User avatar #68010 - soundofwinter ONLINE (07/10/2014) [-]
Dat Whitelist though
User avatar #68011 to #68010 - phanact (07/10/2014) [-]
FIXING PLEASDE THANKS
#68012 to #68011 - toohntown (07/10/2014) [-]
fix faster
#67993 - posttwo (07/09/2014) [-]
seekay I need these in big res asap
User avatar #67994 to #67993 - seekay ONLINE (07/09/2014) [-]
I'll do it when I feel like it omg don't rush me

Also why are we on big orange ****** profile?
User avatar #67995 to #67994 - posttwo (07/09/2014) [-]
I use his profile as a place to mention random people now
dunno why
I like it here
User avatar #67997 to #67996 - seekay ONLINE (07/09/2014) [-]
oi
User avatar #67999 to #67998 - seekay ONLINE (07/09/2014) [-]
how u doin m9
User avatar #68000 to #67999 - phanact (07/09/2014) [-]
good trying to fix **** on MC server
User avatar #68001 to #68000 - seekay ONLINE (07/09/2014) [-]
I wish MC would run on this toaster. Feel like playing it again but can't.
User avatar #68002 to #68001 - phanact (07/09/2014) [-]
tfw i have 16gb of ram on this ****
User avatar #68003 to #68002 - phanact (07/09/2014) [-]
thats my cleint, not the serber
User avatar #68004 to #68003 - seekay ONLINE (07/09/2014) [-]
Aren't 16 GB ram overkill at the moment? Might come in handy in like 5 years. I'm no tech savvy and I obviously don't keep up with the latest PC parts and stuff.
User avatar #68005 to #68004 - phanact (07/09/2014) [-]
not when i run MC (client), bit coin mining, an MMO farming ingame money, and usually an FPS likeborderlinds im playing with a friend
User avatar #68006 to #68005 - seekay ONLINE (07/09/2014) [-]
That's cool. My laptop already goes ******* when I have the browser open with more than 3 tabs. Especially with best site on the internet and PT. Hue.
User avatar #68008 to #68006 - seekay ONLINE (07/09/2014) [-]
Wow addy so fanni filters top meme :^)
User avatar #68007 to #68006 - phanact (07/09/2014) [-]
PT is a **** site anyway and FJ has a ram error
User avatar #68015 to #68007 - posttwo (07/10/2014) [-]
FJ has a ram error
lol *****
You dont know what ram leak is until you go on PT
User avatar #68016 to #68015 - phanact (07/10/2014) [-]
i didnt even get started on thatb ut lmao yea probs
User avatar #68017 to #68016 - posttwo (07/10/2014) [-]
Working on it
I mean
Im throwing money at people to fix it
User avatar #68018 to #68017 - phanact (07/10/2014) [-]
just like my big black penetrative daddy
User avatar #68019 to #68018 - posttwo (07/10/2014) [-]
He sends money
I actually went to the bank, got ******** of 1c coins and threw them
User avatar #68009 to #68007 - seekay ONLINE (07/09/2014) [-]
Ravioli ravioli your opinion is wrongioli

anyways, was nice talking to you again
#67989 - joshlol (07/09/2014) [-]
did my big black penetrative daddy delete all links posted yesterday or something?

I've seen a lot of missing url's on comments
User avatar #67990 to #67989 - phanact (07/09/2014) [-]
i have no idea
User avatar #67987 - spongeychicken (07/09/2014) [-]
Does your minceraft server have the factions plugin?
User avatar #67991 to #67987 - phanact (07/09/2014) [-]
for the PVP world
User avatar #67992 to #67991 - spongeychicken (07/09/2014) [-]
ah ok i might try it once i upgrade my potato to a cucumber
User avatar #67985 - soundofwinter ONLINE (07/09/2014) [-]
1010 no lag server
Worked as advertised
User avatar #67986 to #67985 - phanact (07/09/2014) [-]
lmao

i fix
#67982 - precision ONLINE (07/09/2014) [-]
I'm trying to become FJ famous/Infamous. So I feel like adding people who are will help me a little. So.
User avatar #67983 to #67982 - phanact (07/09/2014) [-]
thats stupid
User avatar #67984 to #67983 - precision ONLINE (07/09/2014) [-]
So stupid. But I have nothing better to do.
User avatar #67980 - icameheretotroll (07/08/2014) [-]
Ey Can you tell me which version is the mc server
thx
User avatar #67981 to #67980 - phanact (07/09/2014) [-]
1.7.9
#67979 - goomy (07/08/2014) [-]
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