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#96551 - yes he is 09/24/2013 on Brony board 0
#96543 - Nah I deliver for them  [+] (4 new replies) 09/24/2013 on Brony board 0
#96548 - fripsides (09/24/2013) [-]
Awh, that's a shame.
But being a delivery boy is pretty neat too!
You'll just be like fry, but only smarter!
User avatar #96564 - phanact (09/24/2013) [-]
Eh its a good job
It ends up paying almost 15$ an hr so I'm happy
#96572 - fripsides (09/24/2013) [-]
Well, you have a job, at least.
I don't have one, so you get payed more than me
User avatar #96583 - phanact (09/24/2013) [-]
I also have to pay for my own shit
#31 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 09/24/2013 on Fresh OC is Fresh +71
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#96539 - Yea A real one  [+] (6 new replies) 09/24/2013 on Brony board 0
#96541 - fripsides (09/24/2013) [-]
Neat? Are you a waiter?
User avatar #96543 - phanact (09/24/2013) [-]
Nah
I deliver for them
#96548 - fripsides (09/24/2013) [-]
Awh, that's a shame.
But being a delivery boy is pretty neat too!
You'll just be like fry, but only smarter!
User avatar #96564 - phanact (09/24/2013) [-]
Eh its a good job
It ends up paying almost 15$ an hr so I'm happy
#96572 - fripsides (09/24/2013) [-]
Well, you have a job, at least.
I don't have one, so you get payed more than me
User avatar #96583 - phanact (09/24/2013) [-]
I also have to pay for my own shit
#96537 - I work for a restaruant  [+] (8 new replies) 09/24/2013 on Brony board 0
#96538 - fripsides (09/24/2013) [-]
A real restaurant right? Not a fastfood restaurant?
User avatar #96539 - phanact (09/24/2013) [-]
Yea
A real one
#96541 - fripsides (09/24/2013) [-]
Neat? Are you a waiter?
User avatar #96543 - phanact (09/24/2013) [-]
Nah
I deliver for them
#96548 - fripsides (09/24/2013) [-]
Awh, that's a shame.
But being a delivery boy is pretty neat too!
You'll just be like fry, but only smarter!
User avatar #96564 - phanact (09/24/2013) [-]
Eh its a good job
It ends up paying almost 15$ an hr so I'm happy
#96572 - fripsides (09/24/2013) [-]
Well, you have a job, at least.
I don't have one, so you get payed more than me
User avatar #96583 - phanact (09/24/2013) [-]
I also have to pay for my own shit
#96534 - I need to get up and shower and go to work  [+] (10 new replies) 09/24/2013 on Brony board 0
#96535 - fripsides (09/24/2013) [-]
Good to know that you're not an autistic loner who stays inside all day.
Good luck with your work by the way.
What kind of work do you do?
User avatar #96537 - phanact (09/24/2013) [-]
I work for a restaruant
#96538 - fripsides (09/24/2013) [-]
A real restaurant right? Not a fastfood restaurant?
User avatar #96539 - phanact (09/24/2013) [-]
Yea
A real one
#96541 - fripsides (09/24/2013) [-]
Neat? Are you a waiter?
User avatar #96543 - phanact (09/24/2013) [-]
Nah
I deliver for them
#96548 - fripsides (09/24/2013) [-]
Awh, that's a shame.
But being a delivery boy is pretty neat too!
You'll just be like fry, but only smarter!
User avatar #96564 - phanact (09/24/2013) [-]
Eh its a good job
It ends up paying almost 15$ an hr so I'm happy
#96572 - fripsides (09/24/2013) [-]
Well, you have a job, at least.
I don't have one, so you get payed more than me
User avatar #96583 - phanact (09/24/2013) [-]
I also have to pay for my own shit
#96530 - He always is  [+] (12 new replies) 09/24/2013 on Brony board 0
#96533 - fripsides (09/24/2013) [-]
That's right,
Wassup phanny?
User avatar #96534 - phanact (09/24/2013) [-]
I need to get up and shower and go to work
#96535 - fripsides (09/24/2013) [-]
Good to know that you're not an autistic loner who stays inside all day.
Good luck with your work by the way.
What kind of work do you do?
User avatar #96537 - phanact (09/24/2013) [-]
I work for a restaruant
#96538 - fripsides (09/24/2013) [-]
A real restaurant right? Not a fastfood restaurant?
User avatar #96539 - phanact (09/24/2013) [-]
Yea
A real one
#96541 - fripsides (09/24/2013) [-]
Neat? Are you a waiter?
User avatar #96543 - phanact (09/24/2013) [-]
Nah
I deliver for them
#96548 - fripsides (09/24/2013) [-]
Awh, that's a shame.
But being a delivery boy is pretty neat too!
You'll just be like fry, but only smarter!
User avatar #96564 - phanact (09/24/2013) [-]
Eh its a good job
It ends up paying almost 15$ an hr so I'm happy
#96572 - fripsides (09/24/2013) [-]
Well, you have a job, at least.
I don't have one, so you get payed more than me
User avatar #96583 - phanact (09/24/2013) [-]
I also have to pay for my own shit
#60367 - I dunno lol 09/24/2013 on phanact's profile 0
#96275 - oh iight 09/24/2013 on Brony board +2
#96263 - when do u have break from clases  [+] (1 new reply) 09/24/2013 on Brony board +2
User avatar #96270 - ultrablue (09/24/2013) [-]
In a couple weeks but I'm going home for that
#96256 - ya makes sense hmmm I mean I could try to get a sa…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/24/2013 on Brony board +2
User avatar #96260 - ultrablue (09/24/2013) [-]
Yeah makes sense. I wouldn't blame you for not wanting to
User avatar #96263 - phanact (09/24/2013) [-]
when do u have break from clases
User avatar #96270 - ultrablue (09/24/2013) [-]
In a couple weeks but I'm going home for that
#96248 - ***** that's crazy far you could meet me at l…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/24/2013 on Brony board +2
User avatar #96252 - ultrablue (09/24/2013) [-]
Yeah, that's why if I drive all that way I'd rather spend more than just one day there for all the effort haha
User avatar #96256 - phanact (09/24/2013) [-]
ya makes sense
hmmm
I mean
I could try to get a saturday off
but like
saturday is money day
User avatar #96260 - ultrablue (09/24/2013) [-]
Yeah makes sense. I wouldn't blame you for not wanting to
User avatar #96263 - phanact (09/24/2013) [-]
when do u have break from clases
User avatar #96270 - ultrablue (09/24/2013) [-]
In a couple weeks but I'm going home for that
#96240 - oh god such a long drive i work out there i get off work at 10  [+] (7 new replies) 09/24/2013 on Brony board +2
User avatar #96243 - ultrablue (09/24/2013) [-]
Well yeah, none of it is close to me. I'm all the way east and south haha
User avatar #96248 - phanact (09/24/2013) [-]
nigga that's crazy far
you could meet me at like
cville
and then we drive out there
its another 35-40 min from cville
User avatar #96252 - ultrablue (09/24/2013) [-]
Yeah, that's why if I drive all that way I'd rather spend more than just one day there for all the effort haha
User avatar #96256 - phanact (09/24/2013) [-]
ya makes sense
hmmm
I mean
I could try to get a saturday off
but like
saturday is money day
User avatar #96260 - ultrablue (09/24/2013) [-]
Yeah makes sense. I wouldn't blame you for not wanting to
User avatar #96263 - phanact (09/24/2013) [-]
when do u have break from clases
User avatar #96270 - ultrablue (09/24/2013) [-]
In a couple weeks but I'm going home for that
#15 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 09/24/2013 on Fresh OC is Fresh +41
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#96236 - how far are you from cville  [+] (9 new replies) 09/24/2013 on Brony board +2
User avatar #96239 - ultrablue (09/24/2013) [-]
2 and a half hours apparently
User avatar #96240 - phanact (09/24/2013) [-]
oh god such a long drive
i work out there
i get off work at 10
User avatar #96243 - ultrablue (09/24/2013) [-]
Well yeah, none of it is close to me. I'm all the way east and south haha
User avatar #96248 - phanact (09/24/2013) [-]
nigga that's crazy far
you could meet me at like
cville
and then we drive out there
its another 35-40 min from cville
User avatar #96252 - ultrablue (09/24/2013) [-]
Yeah, that's why if I drive all that way I'd rather spend more than just one day there for all the effort haha
User avatar #96256 - phanact (09/24/2013) [-]
ya makes sense
hmmm
I mean
I could try to get a saturday off
but like
saturday is money day
User avatar #96260 - ultrablue (09/24/2013) [-]
Yeah makes sense. I wouldn't blame you for not wanting to
User avatar #96263 - phanact (09/24/2013) [-]
when do u have break from clases
User avatar #96270 - ultrablue (09/24/2013) [-]
In a couple weeks but I'm going home for that
#96231 - ya i got an idea  [+] (11 new replies) 09/24/2013 on Brony board +2
User avatar #96235 - ultrablue (09/24/2013) [-]
lol yes?
User avatar #96236 - phanact (09/24/2013) [-]
how far are you from cville
User avatar #96239 - ultrablue (09/24/2013) [-]
2 and a half hours apparently
User avatar #96240 - phanact (09/24/2013) [-]
oh god such a long drive
i work out there
i get off work at 10
User avatar #96243 - ultrablue (09/24/2013) [-]
Well yeah, none of it is close to me. I'm all the way east and south haha
User avatar #96248 - phanact (09/24/2013) [-]
nigga that's crazy far
you could meet me at like
cville
and then we drive out there
its another 35-40 min from cville
User avatar #96252 - ultrablue (09/24/2013) [-]
Yeah, that's why if I drive all that way I'd rather spend more than just one day there for all the effort haha
User avatar #96256 - phanact (09/24/2013) [-]
ya makes sense
hmmm
I mean
I could try to get a saturday off
but like
saturday is money day
User avatar #96260 - ultrablue (09/24/2013) [-]
Yeah makes sense. I wouldn't blame you for not wanting to
User avatar #96263 - phanact (09/24/2013) [-]
when do u have break from clases
User avatar #96270 - ultrablue (09/24/2013) [-]
In a couple weeks but I'm going home for that
#96226 - so a sunday  [+] (13 new replies) 09/24/2013 on Brony board +2
User avatar #96229 - ultrablue (09/24/2013) [-]
One day? Maybe a Saturday night to Sunday night or something.
User avatar #96231 - phanact (09/24/2013) [-]
ya
i got an idea
User avatar #96235 - ultrablue (09/24/2013) [-]
lol yes?
User avatar #96236 - phanact (09/24/2013) [-]
how far are you from cville
User avatar #96239 - ultrablue (09/24/2013) [-]
2 and a half hours apparently
User avatar #96240 - phanact (09/24/2013) [-]
oh god such a long drive
i work out there
i get off work at 10
User avatar #96243 - ultrablue (09/24/2013) [-]
Well yeah, none of it is close to me. I'm all the way east and south haha
User avatar #96248 - phanact (09/24/2013) [-]
nigga that's crazy far
you could meet me at like
cville
and then we drive out there
its another 35-40 min from cville
User avatar #96252 - ultrablue (09/24/2013) [-]
Yeah, that's why if I drive all that way I'd rather spend more than just one day there for all the effort haha
User avatar #96256 - phanact (09/24/2013) [-]
ya makes sense
hmmm
I mean
I could try to get a saturday off
but like
saturday is money day
User avatar #96260 - ultrablue (09/24/2013) [-]
Yeah makes sense. I wouldn't blame you for not wanting to
User avatar #96263 - phanact (09/24/2013) [-]
when do u have break from clases
User avatar #96270 - ultrablue (09/24/2013) [-]
In a couple weeks but I'm going home for that
#96220 - I work thursday - saturday every week so a sunday to a wednesdat  [+] (15 new replies) 09/24/2013 on Brony board +2
User avatar #96224 - ultrablue (09/24/2013) [-]
Eek

I have classes Monday-Thursday
User avatar #96226 - phanact (09/24/2013) [-]
so a sunday
User avatar #96229 - ultrablue (09/24/2013) [-]
One day? Maybe a Saturday night to Sunday night or something.
User avatar #96231 - phanact (09/24/2013) [-]
ya
i got an idea
User avatar #96235 - ultrablue (09/24/2013) [-]
lol yes?
User avatar #96236 - phanact (09/24/2013) [-]
how far are you from cville
User avatar #96239 - ultrablue (09/24/2013) [-]
2 and a half hours apparently
User avatar #96240 - phanact (09/24/2013) [-]
oh god such a long drive
i work out there
i get off work at 10
User avatar #96243 - ultrablue (09/24/2013) [-]
Well yeah, none of it is close to me. I'm all the way east and south haha
User avatar #96248 - phanact (09/24/2013) [-]
nigga that's crazy far
you could meet me at like
cville
and then we drive out there
its another 35-40 min from cville
User avatar #96252 - ultrablue (09/24/2013) [-]
Yeah, that's why if I drive all that way I'd rather spend more than just one day there for all the effort haha
User avatar #96256 - phanact (09/24/2013) [-]
ya makes sense
hmmm
I mean
I could try to get a saturday off
but like
saturday is money day
User avatar #96260 - ultrablue (09/24/2013) [-]
Yeah makes sense. I wouldn't blame you for not wanting to
User avatar #96263 - phanact (09/24/2013) [-]
when do u have break from clases
User avatar #96270 - ultrablue (09/24/2013) [-]
In a couple weeks but I'm going home for that
#96206 - alright  [+] (17 new replies) 09/24/2013 on Brony board +2
User avatar #96211 - ultrablue (09/24/2013) [-]
When would be a good weekend?
User avatar #96220 - phanact (09/24/2013) [-]
I work thursday - saturday every week
so a sunday to a wednesdat
User avatar #96224 - ultrablue (09/24/2013) [-]
Eek

I have classes Monday-Thursday
User avatar #96226 - phanact (09/24/2013) [-]
so a sunday
User avatar #96229 - ultrablue (09/24/2013) [-]
One day? Maybe a Saturday night to Sunday night or something.
User avatar #96231 - phanact (09/24/2013) [-]
ya
i got an idea
User avatar #96235 - ultrablue (09/24/2013) [-]
lol yes?
User avatar #96236 - phanact (09/24/2013) [-]
how far are you from cville
User avatar #96239 - ultrablue (09/24/2013) [-]
2 and a half hours apparently
User avatar #96240 - phanact (09/24/2013) [-]
oh god such a long drive
i work out there
i get off work at 10
User avatar #96243 - ultrablue (09/24/2013) [-]
Well yeah, none of it is close to me. I'm all the way east and south haha
User avatar #96248 - phanact (09/24/2013) [-]
nigga that's crazy far
you could meet me at like
cville
and then we drive out there
its another 35-40 min from cville
User avatar #96252 - ultrablue (09/24/2013) [-]
Yeah, that's why if I drive all that way I'd rather spend more than just one day there for all the effort haha
User avatar #96256 - phanact (09/24/2013) [-]
ya makes sense
hmmm
I mean
I could try to get a saturday off
but like
saturday is money day
User avatar #96260 - ultrablue (09/24/2013) [-]
Yeah makes sense. I wouldn't blame you for not wanting to
User avatar #96263 - phanact (09/24/2013) [-]
when do u have break from clases
User avatar #96270 - ultrablue (09/24/2013) [-]
In a couple weeks but I'm going home for that
#96201 - ey when you coming to visit me  [+] (19 new replies) 09/24/2013 on Brony board +2
User avatar #96204 - ultrablue (09/24/2013) [-]
uhhhh

I dunno
User avatar #96206 - phanact (09/24/2013) [-]
alright
User avatar #96211 - ultrablue (09/24/2013) [-]
When would be a good weekend?
User avatar #96220 - phanact (09/24/2013) [-]
I work thursday - saturday every week
so a sunday to a wednesdat
User avatar #96224 - ultrablue (09/24/2013) [-]
Eek

I have classes Monday-Thursday
User avatar #96226 - phanact (09/24/2013) [-]
so a sunday
User avatar #96229 - ultrablue (09/24/2013) [-]
One day? Maybe a Saturday night to Sunday night or something.
User avatar #96231 - phanact (09/24/2013) [-]
ya
i got an idea
User avatar #96235 - ultrablue (09/24/2013) [-]
lol yes?
User avatar #96236 - phanact (09/24/2013) [-]
how far are you from cville
User avatar #96239 - ultrablue (09/24/2013) [-]
2 and a half hours apparently
User avatar #96240 - phanact (09/24/2013) [-]
oh god such a long drive
i work out there
i get off work at 10
User avatar #96243 - ultrablue (09/24/2013) [-]
Well yeah, none of it is close to me. I'm all the way east and south haha
User avatar #96248 - phanact (09/24/2013) [-]
nigga that's crazy far
you could meet me at like
cville
and then we drive out there
its another 35-40 min from cville
User avatar #96252 - ultrablue (09/24/2013) [-]
Yeah, that's why if I drive all that way I'd rather spend more than just one day there for all the effort haha
User avatar #96256 - phanact (09/24/2013) [-]
ya makes sense
hmmm
I mean
I could try to get a saturday off
but like
saturday is money day
User avatar #96260 - ultrablue (09/24/2013) [-]
Yeah makes sense. I wouldn't blame you for not wanting to
User avatar #96263 - phanact (09/24/2013) [-]
when do u have break from clases
User avatar #96270 - ultrablue (09/24/2013) [-]
In a couple weeks but I'm going home for that
#96199 - ya we know 09/24/2013 on Brony board +2
#96189 - ok 09/24/2013 on Brony board +2
#96179 - can you not thumb my sthi wdown  [+] (2 new replies) 09/24/2013 on Brony board +2
User avatar #96184 - darnhaz (09/24/2013) [-]
It's a sign of my affection.
User avatar #96189 - phanact (09/24/2013) [-]
ok
#96170 - what it says stickied by phanact now  [+] (1 new reply) 09/24/2013 on Brony board +3
User avatar #96176 - sno (09/24/2013) [-]
Because obviously I have the power to sticky things as well
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User avatar #56143 - phanact (08/03/2013) [-]
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I am Phanact. I repost content. I like orange. I'm a brony. I have an orange OC pony. People hate me because I repost content a lot, because addy likes me, because I post a lot, and because other people hate me. That's the best answer I can get for why people hate me. I will not help give you items. I will not help you get unbanned. I will not help get you colored text. No I can not convince admin to unban/undelete your account. No I will not suck your dick.

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User avatar #69077 - arena (9 hours ago) [-]
Looks like all you need now is highest sub rank.
User avatar #69073 - leonhardt (15 hours ago) [-]
Would it be against the rules to post a list of people to block in compliance with my plan thing as content?
User avatar #69076 to #69073 - phanact (15 hours ago) [-]
i dont think so
User avatar #69071 - lotengo ONLINE (22 hours ago) [-]
you will never be #1 in subscribers.
User avatar #69072 to #69071 - phanact (16 hours ago) [-]
neither will u
User avatar #69074 to #69072 - lotengo ONLINE (15 hours ago) [-]
neither will your mom
#69069 - xenxio (10/01/2014) [-]
K have fun.

Here's one some may remember. Say we took it upon ourselves to notice the white wall in our bedroom (dont throw a fit if it isnt white). From now on we talk about this white wall no matter how silly that sounds. everyday i come over to your place and i ask how the white wall is doing. Now lets say the white wall is torn down and made into a floor. In a sense wouldnt we say "The white wall is a floor". But would they really make sense? What if then the floor of the white wall was made into a raft? Would we say "The white wall is now a raft?" but even through all interchangables the white wall essence still remains. There's some sort of invisible identity that is absent of our perception but still follows what we observe. Another example would be if someone painting the white house red. In sure lots of news paper articles would be title "The white house is red." which again would make illogical sense. What is that essence we constantly follow through our perception veil?

How far does free will actually go? As human beings we constantly act upon our own self interest. Before I continue let me make clear that being selfish and protaining to your own self interest are two totally different things. Say you went up to a vending machine and you wanted a coke. Cool okay so you go up to the machine and get a coke. What free will was there? You did want you wanted, but your own interest only forged a singular path way that you were destined to go through. Even in situations where they're are tough decisions is it all really considered free will? What is free will anyway? Its as if being "free" is a form of power, and having will is basically dumbed down to well...willpower. That being the case is free will just the power of power? Would this be considered absurd?

Say that there is someone who is blind. This person lives through their life for about a good twenty five years. They only have a perception based off smell, tough, and hearing. Lets also say they know exactly what a cube is by touch alone. They know exactly what a cube feels like. Now lets say by some circumstances they were able to cure this persons blindness. Once they do the doctors place a cube on a table infront of their newly found sight. Would they know exactly what kind of shape it is if the doctors were to ask "What shape do you see?" See obviously being the key word there. Could they do it? Would they know what a cube is by sight, or would they have to feel it first to obtain a combination of both sight and touch?
User avatar #69066 - fjaddictftw (09/30/2014) [-]
stop using my little spoons for cat food. i dont eat off big spoons
#69068 to #69066 - phanact (10/01/2014) [-]
as long as you let me buy this
User avatar #69064 - duelknight ONLINE (09/28/2014) [-]
WEST SIDE RULES
User avatar #69063 - obbih (09/27/2014) [-]
ylog ;)
User avatar #69062 - obbih (09/27/2014) [-]
ylog?
User avatar #69061 - yourfutureson (09/27/2014) [-]
I like your game videos fag
User avatar #69050 - phanact (09/24/2014) [-]
lordofthesea
im blocked by that guy
im near 137
User avatar #69051 to #69050 - lordofthesea (09/24/2014) [-]
Dude, I went to High School near there!
I live off 131/130.


User avatar #69052 to #69051 - phanact (09/24/2014) [-]
thats legit
woodbridge?
User avatar #69058 to #69052 - lordofthesea (09/26/2014) [-]
Highland Park/Edison, right near new brunswick, but not far from woodbridge.
User avatar #69055 to #69052 - LaBarata (09/25/2014) [-]
I'm actually right near woodbridge.
User avatar #69049 to #69048 - phanact (09/24/2014) [-]
ayy lmao
User avatar #69047 - furrysheaperd ONLINE (09/24/2014) [-]
User avatar #69045 - drl (09/24/2014) [-]
you forgot the fact that you are unfunny and a total cunt ^
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