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Date Signed Up:3/25/2011
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#9740572 - but where do you keep your hoes  [+] (1 new reply) 09/24/2014 on sfw random board +2
User avatar #9740588 - alicorn (09/24/2014) [-]
tfw i don't have those either
#1138 - I have no idea what you're tlaking about  [+] (1 new reply) 09/24/2014 on let's hear your site... 0
User avatar #1140 - posttwo (09/24/2014) [-]
you have short memory dad
#9740568 - ye 09/24/2014 on sfw random board 0
#69041 - yea idk  [+] (1 new reply) 09/24/2014 on phanact's profile 0
#69042 - freakyorange (09/24/2014) [-]
weird.
#9740563 - the latter 09/24/2014 on sfw random board +1
#1134 - I did nothing of the sort  [+] (3 new replies) 09/24/2014 on let's hear your site... 0
User avatar #1137 - posttwo (09/24/2014) [-]
I rememebr you saying
you did
chmod -r 777 on some folder
User avatar #1138 - phanact (09/24/2014) [-]
I have no idea what you're tlaking about
User avatar #1140 - posttwo (09/24/2014) [-]
you have short memory dad
#69039 - idk i dont care honestly  [+] (3 new replies) 09/24/2014 on phanact's profile 0
User avatar #69040 - freakyorange (09/24/2014) [-]
I know you don't care, I was just curious if you knew why. Could it be the amount of reposts you post?..I don't understand why people would hate that..it fuels the site.
User avatar #69041 - phanact (09/24/2014) [-]
yea idk
#69042 - freakyorange (09/24/2014) [-]
weird.
#9740552 - tfw ur wallet is so fat you literally cant sit down properly w…  [+] (10 new replies) 09/24/2014 on sfw random board +1
User avatar #9740565 - alicorn (09/24/2014) [-]
tfw i don't carry a wallet
User avatar #9740572 - phanact (09/24/2014) [-]
but where do you keep your hoes
User avatar #9740588 - alicorn (09/24/2014) [-]
tfw i don't have those either
User avatar #9740564 - blobboy (09/24/2014) [-]
tfw i have that problem, but with with ur adopted sister
User avatar #9740560 - xinzley (09/24/2014) [-]
tfw i have that problem with ur mom
User avatar #9740559 - peanutsaurusrex (09/24/2014) [-]
Now when you say fat
do you mean the wallet itself is too big
or its so full of cash its so big
User avatar #9740563 - phanact (09/24/2014) [-]
the latter
User avatar #9740556 - ponanon (09/24/2014) [-]
tfw i have that problem with my dick
User avatar #9740571 - delahk (09/24/2014) [-]
shove your dick up your ass, problem solved
User avatar #9740576 - ponanon (09/24/2014) [-]
it is
#9736299 - REMIND ME TOMORROW I MEAN 09/23/2014 on sfw random board 0
#9736287 - i mean its old but yeah remind me like 2 moro to take pics  [+] (2 new replies) 09/23/2014 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #9736290 - DrOhcysp (09/23/2014) [-]
take pics tomorrow
User avatar #9736299 - phanact (09/23/2014) [-]
REMIND ME TOMORROW I MEAN
#9736240 - OH NOW YOU'RE UP 09/23/2014 on sfw random board 0
#9736235 - when lightarcanine sleeps, he disappears  [+] (4 new replies) 09/23/2014 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #9736239 - ashedust (09/23/2014) [-]
Remind him daily of no demon qt3.14 GF to whip him for being a bad boy.
#9736238 - lightarcanine (09/23/2014) [-]
User avatar #9736240 - phanact (09/23/2014) [-]
OH
NOW YOU'RE UP
User avatar #9736237 - andranadu (09/23/2014) [-]
no
#9736233 - I would, since I don't do drugs anymore 09/23/2014 on sfw random board 0
#9736230 - ye  [+] (4 new replies) 09/23/2014 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #9736282 - DrOhcysp (09/23/2014) [-]
nice
User avatar #9736287 - phanact (09/23/2014) [-]
i mean its old but yeah
remind me like
2 moro to take pics
User avatar #9736290 - DrOhcysp (09/23/2014) [-]
take pics tomorrow
User avatar #9736299 - phanact (09/23/2014) [-]
REMIND ME TOMORROW I MEAN
#9734234 - Picture 09/23/2014 on sfw random board 0
#9734229 - Your choice is already made it seems.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/23/2014 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #9734240 - kingalister (09/23/2014) [-]
You wouldn't turn down free ice cream would you?
User avatar #9736233 - phanact (09/23/2014) [-]
I would, since I don't do drugs anymore
#9734224 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 09/23/2014 on sfw random board 0
#9734244 - WhiteCrayon (09/23/2014) [-]
#9734223 - and? cosplaying is not gay rating other men is  [+] (1 new reply) 09/23/2014 on sfw random board 0
#9734236 - levchenko (09/23/2014) [-]
#9734209 - im a male and rating other males is gay known fact  [+] (3 new replies) 09/23/2014 on sfw random board 0
#9734218 - levchenko (09/23/2014) [-]
User avatar #9734223 - phanact (09/23/2014) [-]
and?
cosplaying is not gay
rating other men is
#9734236 - levchenko (09/23/2014) [-]
#9734205 - pretty much  [+] (3 new replies) 09/23/2014 on sfw random board 0
#9734221 - WhiteCrayon (09/23/2014) [-]
Yee, not that I have that much horse related art anyways XD
#9734224 - phanact (09/23/2014) [-]
#9734244 - WhiteCrayon (09/23/2014) [-]
#9734202 - the choice is his to make with the knowledge he has. 09/23/2014 on sfw random board 0
#9734200 - but why shorten it 09/23/2014 on sfw random board 0
#9734199 - you can get hooked on any mood or mind altering substance … 09/23/2014 on sfw random board 0
#9734198 - yeah he is 09/23/2014 on sfw random board 0
#9734197 - I'd advise not to, but that's just me. You're you. Do you. 09/23/2014 on sfw random board 0
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User avatar #56143 - phanact (08/03/2013) [-]
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I am Phanact. I repost content. I like orange. I'm a brony. I have an orange OC pony. People hate me because I repost content a lot, because addy likes me, because I post a lot, and because other people hate me. That's the best answer I can get for why people hate me. I will not help give you items. I will not help you get unbanned. I will not help get you colored text. No I can not convince admin to unban/undelete your account. No I will not suck your dick.

Anything else, inquire below:
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User avatar #69077 - arena (4 hours ago) [-]
Looks like all you need now is highest sub rank.
User avatar #69073 - leonhardt (11 hours ago) [-]
Would it be against the rules to post a list of people to block in compliance with my plan thing as content?
User avatar #69076 to #69073 - phanact (11 hours ago) [-]
i dont think so
User avatar #69071 - lotengo (17 hours ago) [-]
you will never be #1 in subscribers.
User avatar #69072 to #69071 - phanact (12 hours ago) [-]
neither will u
User avatar #69074 to #69072 - lotengo (11 hours ago) [-]
neither will your mom
#69069 - xenxio ONLINE (10/01/2014) [-]
K have fun.

Here's one some may remember. Say we took it upon ourselves to notice the white wall in our bedroom (dont throw a fit if it isnt white). From now on we talk about this white wall no matter how silly that sounds. everyday i come over to your place and i ask how the white wall is doing. Now lets say the white wall is torn down and made into a floor. In a sense wouldnt we say "The white wall is a floor". But would they really make sense? What if then the floor of the white wall was made into a raft? Would we say "The white wall is now a raft?" but even through all interchangables the white wall essence still remains. There's some sort of invisible identity that is absent of our perception but still follows what we observe. Another example would be if someone painting the white house red. In sure lots of news paper articles would be title "The white house is red." which again would make illogical sense. What is that essence we constantly follow through our perception veil?

How far does free will actually go? As human beings we constantly act upon our own self interest. Before I continue let me make clear that being selfish and protaining to your own self interest are two totally different things. Say you went up to a vending machine and you wanted a coke. Cool okay so you go up to the machine and get a coke. What free will was there? You did want you wanted, but your own interest only forged a singular path way that you were destined to go through. Even in situations where they're are tough decisions is it all really considered free will? What is free will anyway? Its as if being "free" is a form of power, and having will is basically dumbed down to well...willpower. That being the case is free will just the power of power? Would this be considered absurd?

Say that there is someone who is blind. This person lives through their life for about a good twenty five years. They only have a perception based off smell, tough, and hearing. Lets also say they know exactly what a cube is by touch alone. They know exactly what a cube feels like. Now lets say by some circumstances they were able to cure this persons blindness. Once they do the doctors place a cube on a table infront of their newly found sight. Would they know exactly what kind of shape it is if the doctors were to ask "What shape do you see?" See obviously being the key word there. Could they do it? Would they know what a cube is by sight, or would they have to feel it first to obtain a combination of both sight and touch?
User avatar #69066 - fjaddictftw (09/30/2014) [-]
stop using my little spoons for cat food. i dont eat off big spoons
#69068 to #69066 - phanact (10/01/2014) [-]
as long as you let me buy this
User avatar #69064 - duelknight (09/28/2014) [-]
WEST SIDE RULES
User avatar #69063 - obbih (09/27/2014) [-]
ylog ;)
User avatar #69062 - obbih (09/27/2014) [-]
ylog?
User avatar #69061 - yourfutureson (09/27/2014) [-]
I like your game videos fag
User avatar #69050 - phanact (09/24/2014) [-]
lordofthesea
im blocked by that guy
im near 137
User avatar #69051 to #69050 - lordofthesea ONLINE (09/24/2014) [-]
Dude, I went to High School near there!
I live off 131/130.


User avatar #69052 to #69051 - phanact (09/24/2014) [-]
thats legit
woodbridge?
User avatar #69058 to #69052 - lordofthesea ONLINE (09/26/2014) [-]
Highland Park/Edison, right near new brunswick, but not far from woodbridge.
User avatar #69055 to #69052 - LaBarata (09/25/2014) [-]
I'm actually right near woodbridge.
User avatar #69049 to #69048 - phanact (09/24/2014) [-]
ayy lmao
User avatar #69047 - furrysheaperd ONLINE (09/24/2014) [-]
User avatar #69045 - drl (09/24/2014) [-]
you forgot the fact that you are unfunny and a total cunt ^
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