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#9733936 - cuz i like things that are orange  [+] (5 new replies) 09/23/2014 on sfw random board +1
User avatar #9733940 - amalia (09/23/2014) [-]
dildos are bannananable right?

just making sure
User avatar #9733945 - phanact (09/23/2014) [-]
idk
User avatar #9733957 - kilroydotexe (09/23/2014) [-]
I thought you always knew what was bannable and what was not.

The fuck dude.
#9733962 - phanact (09/23/2014) [-]
i havent been able to keep up
User avatar #9733947 - amalia (09/23/2014) [-]
u w0t
#9733923 - i wanna talk to lightarcanine  [+] (8 new replies) 09/23/2014 on sfw random board +1
User avatar #9733929 - amalia (09/23/2014) [-]
y would u want to talk 2 a carot
User avatar #9733936 - phanact (09/23/2014) [-]
cuz i like things that are orange
User avatar #9733940 - amalia (09/23/2014) [-]
dildos are bannananable right?

just making sure
User avatar #9733945 - phanact (09/23/2014) [-]
idk
User avatar #9733957 - kilroydotexe (09/23/2014) [-]
I thought you always knew what was bannable and what was not.

The fuck dude.
#9733962 - phanact (09/23/2014) [-]
i havent been able to keep up
User avatar #9733947 - amalia (09/23/2014) [-]
u w0t
User avatar #9733933 - spikethedragon (09/23/2014) [-]
cause hes an orange
#9733921 - where is lightarcanine  [+] (9 new replies) 09/23/2014 on sfw random board +1
#9733923 - phanact (09/23/2014) [-]
i wanna talk to lightarcanine
User avatar #9733929 - amalia (09/23/2014) [-]
y would u want to talk 2 a carot
User avatar #9733936 - phanact (09/23/2014) [-]
cuz i like things that are orange
User avatar #9733940 - amalia (09/23/2014) [-]
dildos are bannananable right?

just making sure
User avatar #9733945 - phanact (09/23/2014) [-]
idk
User avatar #9733957 - kilroydotexe (09/23/2014) [-]
I thought you always knew what was bannable and what was not.

The fuck dude.
#9733962 - phanact (09/23/2014) [-]
i havent been able to keep up
User avatar #9733947 - amalia (09/23/2014) [-]
u w0t
User avatar #9733933 - spikethedragon (09/23/2014) [-]
cause hes an orange
#19 - let me run all of fj  [+] (53 new replies) 09/23/2014 on let's hear your site... -1366
#1157 - wiredrage (09/24/2014) [-]
you already do /thread
User avatar #1147 - mondominiman (09/24/2014) [-]
Are you really a brony or do you just do that shit to piss people off more.
User avatar #1150 - phanact (09/24/2014) [-]
I'm a brony
User avatar #1151 - mondominiman (09/24/2014) [-]
You still actively watch the show and keep up with other pony related whoopdewoo
User avatar #1155 - phanact (09/24/2014) [-]
i try to
#1117 - mr skeltal (09/24/2014) [-]
I agree.
User avatar #1113 - captainwow (09/24/2014) [-]
-1111
lolquads
#1089 - gigamuffin (09/24/2014) [-]
User avatar #1122 - platinuminfernape (09/24/2014) [-]
He's still at level 400. He'll be fine if he gets a thousand red thumbs or so.
User avatar #1067 - posttwo (09/24/2014) [-]
Tell me about how you chmod'd the whole /home directory to 777 again
User avatar #1134 - phanact (09/24/2014) [-]
I did nothing of the sort
User avatar #1137 - posttwo (09/24/2014) [-]
I rememebr you saying
you did
chmod -r 777 on some folder
User avatar #1138 - phanact (09/24/2014) [-]
I have no idea what you're tlaking about
User avatar #1140 - posttwo (09/24/2014) [-]
you have short memory dad
#1028 - prohibullion (09/24/2014) [-]
User avatar #1016 - hattheifbatman (09/24/2014) [-]
No
#971 - guanyu (09/23/2014) [-]
#962 - arthless (09/23/2014) [-]
No
#931 - tannertheguy (09/23/2014) [-]
#908 - avyon (09/23/2014) [-]
we already saw what happened to 4chan
User avatar #821 - jukuku (09/23/2014) [-]
Gotta spam those phanact pics to try and get some greenies, you fucking preying atlantis, buggy lookin' fuck twat.
#805 - dunderbiffen (09/23/2014) [-]
#793 - mr skeltal (09/23/2014) [-]
Thought we got rid of that cancer.
#759 - sayyeh (09/23/2014) [-]
#706 - mr skeltal (09/23/2014) [-]
phanact is best pony
#658 - matttboy (09/23/2014) [-]
No.
#646 - syfygeek (09/23/2014) [-]
1000 years dungeon
#477 - mr skeltal (09/23/2014) [-]
AND PHANACT GOES -DOOOOOOOWN-!
#343 - thumbsalad (09/23/2014) [-]
#331 - demfeels (09/23/2014) [-]
**demfeels rolled image** Phanact, y u no kill
#84 - phanact has deleted their comment.
#77 - suddenk (09/23/2014) [-]




What a great idea
#86 - phanact (09/23/2014) [-]








What a great idea!
User avatar #1244 - brutusantony (09/24/2014) [-]
it would at least be interesting
#760 - mr skeltal (09/23/2014) [-]
Derpy derpy doo!
#958 - whichever (09/23/2014) [-]
>CIS White Male
nice work admin
User avatar #51 - admin (09/23/2014) [-]
you'd just replace all the media files with gay porn
#183 - wraithguard (09/23/2014) [-]
Allow us to revel spoiler eyeballs in the comment notifications.
User avatar #95 - edmin (09/23/2014) [-]
Scared he'll leak your videos admin?
#58 - phanact (09/23/2014) [-]
I totally... wouldn't... do that at all
User avatar #1061 - feffog (09/24/2014) [-]
i dont understand diaper fetishes its like "yeeeheeeh bby grl im incontinent what up"
User avatar #1025 - thedecodedgamer (09/24/2014) [-]
Why does blaze have a diaper on
#366 - dramakid (09/23/2014) [-]
All levels of faggotry have been broken
#26 - ryander (09/23/2014) [-]
#1250 - scotlandhome (09/24/2014) [-]
Have your 2000th thumb
User avatar #1129 - maxismahname (09/24/2014) [-]
Jesus fucking christ your anus must be ultra prolapsed with all those damn thumbs. This is the most thumbs I've seen in a while
#800 - mr skeltal (09/23/2014) [-]
User avatar #602 - kidel (09/23/2014) [-]
yfw admin is phanact
#38 - phanact (09/23/2014) [-]
#47 - waffies (09/23/2014) [-]
#45 - ryander (09/23/2014) [-]
what even is that?
#61 - phanact (09/23/2014) [-]
its this
#94 - ryander (09/23/2014) [-]
stop that you damn brownie
#18 - give me the colored text button 09/23/2014 on let's hear your site... -3
#9733518 - rip in pizza lightarcanine 09/23/2014 on sfw random board 0
#9733513 - they didnt actually do that im just trying to sound cool lmao 09/23/2014 on sfw random board +1
#9733500 - >twin turbo >v6 >Only outputting 450hp lm…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/23/2014 on sfw random board 0
#9733520 - insaneiare (09/23/2014) [-]
oh and a 1986 iroc that broke the dyno closest to my house with its 408ci TPI (nicknamed the hellraiser)
#9733508 - insaneiare (09/23/2014) [-]
i also have a 583hp sbc monte carlo
#9733475 - even on that the bumper is plastic almost all cars ha…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/23/2014 on sfw random board 0
#9733498 - insaneiare (09/23/2014) [-]
here is my 450 hp v6 twin turbo death machine!
User avatar #9733500 - phanact (09/23/2014) [-]
>twin turbo
>v6
>Only outputting 450hp
lmao what a joke
#9733520 - insaneiare (09/23/2014) [-]
oh and a 1986 iroc that broke the dyno closest to my house with its 408ci TPI (nicknamed the hellraiser)
#9733508 - insaneiare (09/23/2014) [-]
i also have a 583hp sbc monte carlo
User avatar #9733491 - insaneiare (09/23/2014) [-]
the headlight header and the bumper fillers (for a cleaner look) is the only plastic, even the mirrors are made of pop metal
#9733470 - are you dumb  [+] (7 new replies) 09/23/2014 on sfw random board 0
#9733478 - insaneiare (09/23/2014) [-]
nope i just know what a unicorn is in the car world
User avatar #9733475 - phanact (09/23/2014) [-]
even on that the bumper is plastic

almost all cars have done that since the beginning of time
#9733498 - insaneiare (09/23/2014) [-]
here is my 450 hp v6 twin turbo death machine!
User avatar #9733500 - phanact (09/23/2014) [-]
>twin turbo
>v6
>Only outputting 450hp
lmao what a joke
#9733520 - insaneiare (09/23/2014) [-]
oh and a 1986 iroc that broke the dyno closest to my house with its 408ci TPI (nicknamed the hellraiser)
#9733508 - insaneiare (09/23/2014) [-]
i also have a 583hp sbc monte carlo
User avatar #9733491 - insaneiare (09/23/2014) [-]
the headlight header and the bumper fillers (for a cleaner look) is the only plastic, even the mirrors are made of pop metal
#9733456 - not realizing its an entire carbon fiber frame  [+] (11 new replies) 09/23/2014 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #9733505 - alicorn (09/23/2014) [-]
but why would they do that on a normal street car?
User avatar #9733513 - phanact (09/23/2014) [-]
they didnt actually do that im just trying to sound cool lmao
#9733465 - insaneiare (09/23/2014) [-]
glorous steel body car that will hold it's value better master race
User avatar #9733470 - phanact (09/23/2014) [-]
are you dumb
#9733478 - insaneiare (09/23/2014) [-]
nope i just know what a unicorn is in the car world
User avatar #9733475 - phanact (09/23/2014) [-]
even on that the bumper is plastic

almost all cars have done that since the beginning of time
#9733498 - insaneiare (09/23/2014) [-]
here is my 450 hp v6 twin turbo death machine!
User avatar #9733500 - phanact (09/23/2014) [-]
>twin turbo
>v6
>Only outputting 450hp
lmao what a joke
#9733520 - insaneiare (09/23/2014) [-]
oh and a 1986 iroc that broke the dyno closest to my house with its 408ci TPI (nicknamed the hellraiser)
#9733508 - insaneiare (09/23/2014) [-]
i also have a 583hp sbc monte carlo
User avatar #9733491 - insaneiare (09/23/2014) [-]
the headlight header and the bumper fillers (for a cleaner look) is the only plastic, even the mirrors are made of pop metal
#9733455 - >plastic 09/23/2014 on sfw random board 0
#9733453 - sounds good 09/23/2014 on sfw random board 0
#9733449 - drohcysp my bike has the three part thing  [+] (6 new replies) 09/23/2014 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #9734374 - DrOhcysp (09/23/2014) [-]
individual crank arms that attach to a spindle?
User avatar #9736230 - phanact (09/23/2014) [-]
ye
User avatar #9736282 - DrOhcysp (09/23/2014) [-]
nice
User avatar #9736287 - phanact (09/23/2014) [-]
i mean its old but yeah
remind me like
2 moro to take pics
User avatar #9736290 - DrOhcysp (09/23/2014) [-]
take pics tomorrow
User avatar #9736299 - phanact (09/23/2014) [-]
REMIND ME TOMORROW I MEAN
#9733442 - Picture  [+] (14 new replies) 09/23/2014 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #9733454 - insaneiare (09/23/2014) [-]
eww plastic cars
User avatar #9733456 - phanact (09/23/2014) [-]
not realizing its an entire carbon fiber frame
User avatar #9733505 - alicorn (09/23/2014) [-]
but why would they do that on a normal street car?
User avatar #9733513 - phanact (09/23/2014) [-]
they didnt actually do that im just trying to sound cool lmao
#9733465 - insaneiare (09/23/2014) [-]
glorous steel body car that will hold it's value better master race
User avatar #9733470 - phanact (09/23/2014) [-]
are you dumb
#9733478 - insaneiare (09/23/2014) [-]
nope i just know what a unicorn is in the car world
User avatar #9733475 - phanact (09/23/2014) [-]
even on that the bumper is plastic

almost all cars have done that since the beginning of time
#9733498 - insaneiare (09/23/2014) [-]
here is my 450 hp v6 twin turbo death machine!
User avatar #9733500 - phanact (09/23/2014) [-]
>twin turbo
>v6
>Only outputting 450hp
lmao what a joke
#9733520 - insaneiare (09/23/2014) [-]
oh and a 1986 iroc that broke the dyno closest to my house with its 408ci TPI (nicknamed the hellraiser)
#9733508 - insaneiare (09/23/2014) [-]
i also have a 583hp sbc monte carlo
User avatar #9733491 - insaneiare (09/23/2014) [-]
the headlight header and the bumper fillers (for a cleaner look) is the only plastic, even the mirrors are made of pop metal
User avatar #9733455 - phanact (09/23/2014) [-]
>plastic
#9733436 - dual tailpipes which one do u choose  [+] (2 new replies) 09/23/2014 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #9733446 - iamthepapercut (09/23/2014) [-]
I'll take left and we can double team it
User avatar #9733453 - phanact (09/23/2014) [-]
sounds good
#9733424 - Picture 09/23/2014 on sfw random board 0
#9733407 - ungg thats hot  [+] (4 new replies) 09/23/2014 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #9733434 - iamthepapercut (09/23/2014) [-]
10/10 would fuck her right in the tailpipe
User avatar #9733436 - phanact (09/23/2014) [-]
dual tailpipes which one do u choose
User avatar #9733446 - iamthepapercut (09/23/2014) [-]
I'll take left and we can double team it
User avatar #9733453 - phanact (09/23/2014) [-]
sounds good
#9733352 - tfw 09/23/2014 on sfw random board 0
#9733351 - "If I can solo heal Turn 5" >This game isnt t…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/23/2014 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #9733356 - mindlessdubs (09/23/2014) [-]
The raids are called the Binding Coil of Bahamut, and each part of it is call a Turn.
Turn 1, Turn 2, Turn 3...
#9733340 - >Thinking turn based games are hard in any way  [+] (3 new replies) 09/23/2014 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #9733344 - mindlessdubs (09/23/2014) [-]
FFXI was turned based, this game isn't.
User avatar #9733351 - phanact (09/23/2014) [-]
"If I can solo heal Turn 5"
>This game isnt turnbansed
User avatar #9733356 - mindlessdubs (09/23/2014) [-]
The raids are called the Binding Coil of Bahamut, and each part of it is call a Turn.
Turn 1, Turn 2, Turn 3...
#9733335 - skype  [+] (3 new replies) 09/23/2014 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #9733348 - shadowtails (09/23/2014) [-]
tfw skype update
User avatar #9733352 - phanact (09/23/2014) [-]
tfw
User avatar #9733342 - shadowtails (09/23/2014) [-]
ok
#9728804 - kk lemme call boss first 09/22/2014 on sfw random board 0
#9728771 - samezies and i gotta drive out to get an oil change tfw …  [+] (2 new replies) 09/22/2014 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #9728798 - lightarcanine (09/22/2014) [-]
ye
User avatar #9728804 - phanact (09/22/2014) [-]
kk
lemme call boss first
#9728759 - lightarcanine how is u  [+] (4 new replies) 09/22/2014 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #9728768 - lightarcanine (09/22/2014) [-]
tired

you
User avatar #9728771 - phanact (09/22/2014) [-]
samezies
and i gotta drive out to get an oil change tfw
can u skope while i do that?
User avatar #9728798 - lightarcanine (09/22/2014) [-]
ye
User avatar #9728804 - phanact (09/22/2014) [-]
kk
lemme call boss first
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User avatar #56143 - phanact (08/03/2013) [-]
stickied
I am Phanact. I repost content. I like orange. I'm a brony. I have an orange OC pony. People hate me because I repost content a lot, because addy likes me, because I post a lot, and because other people hate me. That's the best answer I can get for why people hate me. I will not help give you items. I will not help you get unbanned. I will not help get you colored text. No I can not convince admin to unban/undelete your account. No I will not suck your dick.

Anything else, inquire below:
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User avatar #69071 - lotengo (3 hours ago) [-]
you will never be #1 in subscribers.
#69069 - xenxio ONLINE (10 hours ago) [-]
K have fun.

Here's one some may remember. Say we took it upon ourselves to notice the white wall in our bedroom (dont throw a fit if it isnt white). From now on we talk about this white wall no matter how silly that sounds. everyday i come over to your place and i ask how the white wall is doing. Now lets say the white wall is torn down and made into a floor. In a sense wouldnt we say "The white wall is a floor". But would they really make sense? What if then the floor of the white wall was made into a raft? Would we say "The white wall is now a raft?" but even through all interchangables the white wall essence still remains. There's some sort of invisible identity that is absent of our perception but still follows what we observe. Another example would be if someone painting the white house red. In sure lots of news paper articles would be title "The white house is red." which again would make illogical sense. What is that essence we constantly follow through our perception veil?

How far does free will actually go? As human beings we constantly act upon our own self interest. Before I continue let me make clear that being selfish and protaining to your own self interest are two totally different things. Say you went up to a vending machine and you wanted a coke. Cool okay so you go up to the machine and get a coke. What free will was there? You did want you wanted, but your own interest only forged a singular path way that you were destined to go through. Even in situations where they're are tough decisions is it all really considered free will? What is free will anyway? Its as if being "free" is a form of power, and having will is basically dumbed down to well...willpower. That being the case is free will just the power of power? Would this be considered absurd?

Say that there is someone who is blind. This person lives through their life for about a good twenty five years. They only have a perception based off smell, tough, and hearing. Lets also say they know exactly what a cube is by touch alone. They know exactly what a cube feels like. Now lets say by some circumstances they were able to cure this persons blindness. Once they do the doctors place a cube on a table infront of their newly found sight. Would they know exactly what kind of shape it is if the doctors were to ask "What shape do you see?" See obviously being the key word there. Could they do it? Would they know what a cube is by sight, or would they have to feel it first to obtain a combination of both sight and touch?
User avatar #69066 - fjaddictftw (19 hours ago) [-]
stop using my little spoons for cat food. i dont eat off big spoons
#69068 to #69066 - phanact (12 hours ago) [-]
as long as you let me buy this
User avatar #69064 - duelknight (09/28/2014) [-]
WEST SIDE RULES
User avatar #69063 - obbih (09/27/2014) [-]
ylog ;)
User avatar #69062 - obbih (09/27/2014) [-]
ylog?
User avatar #69061 - yourfutureson ONLINE (09/27/2014) [-]
I like your game videos fag
User avatar #69050 - phanact (09/24/2014) [-]
lordofthesea
im blocked by that guy
im near 137
User avatar #69051 to #69050 - lordofthesea (09/24/2014) [-]
Dude, I went to High School near there!
I live off 131/130.


User avatar #69052 to #69051 - phanact (09/24/2014) [-]
thats legit
woodbridge?
User avatar #69058 to #69052 - lordofthesea (09/26/2014) [-]
Highland Park/Edison, right near new brunswick, but not far from woodbridge.
User avatar #69055 to #69052 - LaBarata ONLINE (09/25/2014) [-]
I'm actually right near woodbridge.
User avatar #69049 to #69048 - phanact (09/24/2014) [-]
ayy lmao
User avatar #69047 - furrysheaperd ONLINE (09/24/2014) [-]
User avatar #69045 - drl (09/24/2014) [-]
you forgot the fact that you are unfunny and a total cunt ^
User avatar #69038 - freakyorange (09/24/2014) [-]
People are really starting to hate you. I know they always have, but what has sparked the sudden outlash?
User avatar #69039 to #69038 - phanact (09/24/2014) [-]
idk
i dont care honestly
User avatar #69040 to #69039 - freakyorange (09/24/2014) [-]
I know you don't care, I was just curious if you knew why. Could it be the amount of reposts you post?..I don't understand why people would hate that..it fuels the site.
User avatar #69041 to #69040 - phanact (09/24/2014) [-]
yea idk
User avatar #69037 - themagicdalek (09/24/2014) [-]
your a ******* faggot but I still love you
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