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#70516 - They drive 11hrs, and must rest for 10.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/18/2014 on Pony Thread 15 +1
User avatar #70518 - leonhardt (12/18/2014) [-]
They say that. But when the destination is 14 hours away they're kinda fucked.
User avatar #70519 - phanact (12/18/2014) [-]
No you're not. You take a break, that's the law and that's what you do. The trucking network in the united states is heavily monitored, down to who is buying what gas when and where.
#70514 - That's not even legal, and yes I can do that. 12/18/2014 on Pony Thread 15 +1
#70512 - yeah i get your cynical standpoint but that dont mean tha…  [+] (9 new replies) 12/18/2014 on Pony Thread 15 +1
User avatar #70543 - admin (12/18/2014) [-]
i just said i didnt you tardo
User avatar #70548 - phanact (12/18/2014) [-]
im agreeing with you ''tardo'' lol
User avatar #70529 - theorangefox (12/18/2014) [-]
Sleep, you need it. Trust me.
User avatar #70532 - phanact (12/18/2014) [-]
I think I'm going to shower then sleep, which is unusal of me but w/e
User avatar #70535 - theorangefox (12/18/2014) [-]
Do it, you'll feel better whenever morning is where you live. I suggest not taking so many late nights either.
User avatar #70538 - phanact (12/18/2014) [-]
I wish that was an option.
User avatar #70539 - theorangefox (12/18/2014) [-]
What's your excuse?
User avatar #70542 - phanact (12/18/2014) [-]
Work keeps me out till 4 AM
User avatar #70545 - theorangefox (12/18/2014) [-]
Then sleep as soon as you get home, if you don't like it, find another job that works around your lifestyle, or ask for a change in shift hours.
#70510 - I don't think I've been shat on in life enough. I also refuse … 12/18/2014 on Pony Thread 15 0
#70506 - Would it be good money to be a truck driver?  [+] (8 new replies) 12/18/2014 on Pony Thread 15 +1
#70515 - creamNscream (12/18/2014) [-]
One of mom's ex's (when she was still alive) Was a truck driver, and from what I heard he made a shit ton of money.

Lived very humbly though, small apartment near the outskirts of a large city.

You need certain licensing for it, like drivers ed for tractor trailers, im not entirely sure the process.
User avatar #70517 - phanact (12/18/2014) [-]
Well I'm sure the process starts with an overview of my terrible driving record
#70524 - creamNscream (12/18/2014) [-]
Probably. It wouldn't hurt to do some digging around and see what you can see what the requirements are for it. Never hurts.
User avatar #70511 - leonhardt (12/18/2014) [-]
If you can drive for 18 hours straight, then it'll be good.
User avatar #70516 - phanact (12/18/2014) [-]
They drive 11hrs, and must rest for 10.
User avatar #70518 - leonhardt (12/18/2014) [-]
They say that. But when the destination is 14 hours away they're kinda fucked.
User avatar #70519 - phanact (12/18/2014) [-]
No you're not. You take a break, that's the law and that's what you do. The trucking network in the united states is heavily monitored, down to who is buying what gas when and where.
User avatar #70514 - phanact (12/18/2014) [-]
That's not even legal, and yes I can do that.
#70503 - >/r/TheRedPill Totally not biased or anything  [+] (2 new replies) 12/18/2014 on Pony Thread 15 0
User avatar #70507 - admin (12/18/2014) [-]
i've been right about almost everything i said lol in regards to being bitter about life and how women are dog shit, etc

you should listen to me

or maybe you haven't been shit on enough to be as cynical as me

User avatar #70510 - phanact (12/18/2014) [-]
I don't think I've been shat on in life enough. I also refuse to participate in politics in almost any regard as I think they're completely useless in life.

I'm still young and I've got a lot of time ahead of me
#70502 - speaking of that one missing blonde, I've run into her before …  [+] (12 new replies) 12/18/2014 on Pony Thread 15 0
User avatar #70509 - admin (12/18/2014) [-]
dude if i died no one would find out unless my corpse stunk up my apartment

i dont have family and i have no vagina so the world dont give a shit

i d-d-d-deal and still try and get shit done
User avatar #70536 - theorangefox (12/18/2014) [-]
das life mane
User avatar #70512 - phanact (12/18/2014) [-]
yeah
i get your cynical standpoint but that dont mean that you gotta give up in life
User avatar #70543 - admin (12/18/2014) [-]
i just said i didnt you tardo
User avatar #70548 - phanact (12/18/2014) [-]
im agreeing with you ''tardo'' lol
User avatar #70529 - theorangefox (12/18/2014) [-]
Sleep, you need it. Trust me.
User avatar #70532 - phanact (12/18/2014) [-]
I think I'm going to shower then sleep, which is unusal of me but w/e
User avatar #70535 - theorangefox (12/18/2014) [-]
Do it, you'll feel better whenever morning is where you live. I suggest not taking so many late nights either.
User avatar #70538 - phanact (12/18/2014) [-]
I wish that was an option.
User avatar #70539 - theorangefox (12/18/2014) [-]
What's your excuse?
User avatar #70542 - phanact (12/18/2014) [-]
Work keeps me out till 4 AM
User avatar #70545 - theorangefox (12/18/2014) [-]
Then sleep as soon as you get home, if you don't like it, find another job that works around your lifestyle, or ask for a change in shift hours.
#70500 - I also feel like there are a lot of fun opportunites in the au…  [+] (13 new replies) 12/18/2014 on Pony Thread 15 +2
User avatar #70521 - novabird (12/18/2014) [-]
lunar got this job and says it's pretty good.
User avatar #70522 - phanact (12/18/2014) [-]
what job
User avatar #70525 - novabird (12/18/2014) [-]
he became a seasonal driver for honda or another major car company testing cars off the line and occasionally getting to test out prototypes.
#70505 - creamNscream (12/18/2014) [-]
If travelling is what you're looking for, you can certainly try going for that.
Maybe a flight attendant job.
Hell even the military. Can't go wrong with uncle sam at all.

On the automotive side, i have a few family members that are welders and make a lot of money doing it, and its not necessarily just cars.
#70506 - phanact (12/18/2014) [-]
Would it be good money to be a truck driver?
#70515 - creamNscream (12/18/2014) [-]
One of mom's ex's (when she was still alive) Was a truck driver, and from what I heard he made a shit ton of money.

Lived very humbly though, small apartment near the outskirts of a large city.

You need certain licensing for it, like drivers ed for tractor trailers, im not entirely sure the process.
User avatar #70517 - phanact (12/18/2014) [-]
Well I'm sure the process starts with an overview of my terrible driving record
#70524 - creamNscream (12/18/2014) [-]
Probably. It wouldn't hurt to do some digging around and see what you can see what the requirements are for it. Never hurts.
User avatar #70511 - leonhardt (12/18/2014) [-]
If you can drive for 18 hours straight, then it'll be good.
User avatar #70516 - phanact (12/18/2014) [-]
They drive 11hrs, and must rest for 10.
User avatar #70518 - leonhardt (12/18/2014) [-]
They say that. But when the destination is 14 hours away they're kinda fucked.
User avatar #70519 - phanact (12/18/2014) [-]
No you're not. You take a break, that's the law and that's what you do. The trucking network in the united states is heavily monitored, down to who is buying what gas when and where.
User avatar #70514 - phanact (12/18/2014) [-]
That's not even legal, and yes I can do that.
#70497 - Ya know, whenever I'm feeling down, I'm glad I have you around…  [+] (18 new replies) 12/18/2014 on Pony Thread 15 0
User avatar #70503 - phanact (12/18/2014) [-]
>/r/TheRedPill

Totally not biased or anything
User avatar #70507 - admin (12/18/2014) [-]
i've been right about almost everything i said lol in regards to being bitter about life and how women are dog shit, etc

you should listen to me

or maybe you haven't been shit on enough to be as cynical as me

User avatar #70510 - phanact (12/18/2014) [-]
I don't think I've been shat on in life enough. I also refuse to participate in politics in almost any regard as I think they're completely useless in life.

I'm still young and I've got a lot of time ahead of me
User avatar #70499 - admin (12/18/2014) [-]
llfe is hard as fuck for men these days
no one gives a shit about you
if you died on the streets no one would care sorry

yet the whole country would go on a search for one missing blonde

dats life homie, d-d-d-d-deal with it
User avatar #70502 - phanact (12/18/2014) [-]
speaking of that one missing blonde, I've run into her before she went missing lmao

But yeah I don't care. I know I mean nothing to the rest of the world, but I mean something to myself. I'm PHANACT. I'm a motherfucking boss when it comes to shitposting
User avatar #70509 - admin (12/18/2014) [-]
dude if i died no one would find out unless my corpse stunk up my apartment

i dont have family and i have no vagina so the world dont give a shit

i d-d-d-deal and still try and get shit done
User avatar #70536 - theorangefox (12/18/2014) [-]
das life mane
User avatar #70512 - phanact (12/18/2014) [-]
yeah
i get your cynical standpoint but that dont mean that you gotta give up in life
User avatar #70543 - admin (12/18/2014) [-]
i just said i didnt you tardo
User avatar #70548 - phanact (12/18/2014) [-]
im agreeing with you ''tardo'' lol
User avatar #70529 - theorangefox (12/18/2014) [-]
Sleep, you need it. Trust me.
User avatar #70532 - phanact (12/18/2014) [-]
I think I'm going to shower then sleep, which is unusal of me but w/e
User avatar #70535 - theorangefox (12/18/2014) [-]
Do it, you'll feel better whenever morning is where you live. I suggest not taking so many late nights either.
User avatar #70538 - phanact (12/18/2014) [-]
I wish that was an option.
User avatar #70539 - theorangefox (12/18/2014) [-]
What's your excuse?
User avatar #70542 - phanact (12/18/2014) [-]
Work keeps me out till 4 AM
User avatar #70545 - theorangefox (12/18/2014) [-]
Then sleep as soon as you get home, if you don't like it, find another job that works around your lifestyle, or ask for a change in shift hours.
#70496 - I've got that young white male privledge 12/18/2014 on Pony Thread 15 0
#70495 - Yeah but they're all middle aged indians who don't know englis…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/18/2014 on Pony Thread 15 0
#70496 - phanact (12/18/2014) [-]
I've got that young white male privledge
#70494 - But I have no friends. I moved and moved and moved and started…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/18/2014 on Pony Thread 15 +1
#70523 - zealotgold (12/18/2014) [-]
you'll find your place have no fear, it just takes time
#70491 - That's what I'm working on. I've never taken out a loan and I'… 12/18/2014 on Pony Thread 15 0
#70490 - I'm shooting for graphic design now, I guess. I don't even kno…  [+] (22 new replies) 12/18/2014 on Pony Thread 15 0
User avatar #70493 - admin (12/18/2014) [-]
lol worthless, pro designers on odesk go for like $5 an hour

User avatar #70497 - phanact (12/18/2014) [-]
Ya know, whenever I'm feeling down, I'm glad I have you around to make me feel better. Your overly cynical lifestyle reminds me not to be so uptight
User avatar #70503 - phanact (12/18/2014) [-]
>/r/TheRedPill

Totally not biased or anything
User avatar #70507 - admin (12/18/2014) [-]
i've been right about almost everything i said lol in regards to being bitter about life and how women are dog shit, etc

you should listen to me

or maybe you haven't been shit on enough to be as cynical as me

User avatar #70510 - phanact (12/18/2014) [-]
I don't think I've been shat on in life enough. I also refuse to participate in politics in almost any regard as I think they're completely useless in life.

I'm still young and I've got a lot of time ahead of me
User avatar #70499 - admin (12/18/2014) [-]
llfe is hard as fuck for men these days
no one gives a shit about you
if you died on the streets no one would care sorry

yet the whole country would go on a search for one missing blonde

dats life homie, d-d-d-d-deal with it
User avatar #70502 - phanact (12/18/2014) [-]
speaking of that one missing blonde, I've run into her before she went missing lmao

But yeah I don't care. I know I mean nothing to the rest of the world, but I mean something to myself. I'm PHANACT. I'm a motherfucking boss when it comes to shitposting
User avatar #70509 - admin (12/18/2014) [-]
dude if i died no one would find out unless my corpse stunk up my apartment

i dont have family and i have no vagina so the world dont give a shit

i d-d-d-deal and still try and get shit done
User avatar #70536 - theorangefox (12/18/2014) [-]
das life mane
User avatar #70512 - phanact (12/18/2014) [-]
yeah
i get your cynical standpoint but that dont mean that you gotta give up in life
User avatar #70543 - admin (12/18/2014) [-]
i just said i didnt you tardo
User avatar #70548 - phanact (12/18/2014) [-]
im agreeing with you ''tardo'' lol
User avatar #70529 - theorangefox (12/18/2014) [-]
Sleep, you need it. Trust me.
User avatar #70532 - phanact (12/18/2014) [-]
I think I'm going to shower then sleep, which is unusal of me but w/e
User avatar #70535 - theorangefox (12/18/2014) [-]
Do it, you'll feel better whenever morning is where you live. I suggest not taking so many late nights either.
User avatar #70538 - phanact (12/18/2014) [-]
I wish that was an option.
User avatar #70539 - theorangefox (12/18/2014) [-]
What's your excuse?
User avatar #70542 - phanact (12/18/2014) [-]
Work keeps me out till 4 AM
User avatar #70545 - theorangefox (12/18/2014) [-]
Then sleep as soon as you get home, if you don't like it, find another job that works around your lifestyle, or ask for a change in shift hours.
#70495 - phanact (12/18/2014) [-]
Yeah but they're all middle aged indians who don't know english and live in a backwater country paying 20$ a month for rent
#70496 - phanact (12/18/2014) [-]
I've got that young white male privledge
#70487 - That's part of the issue. I have no friends. I feel like no on…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/18/2014 on Pony Thread 15 +1
#70492 - zealotgold (12/18/2014) [-]
there are people trust me, they are your friends for a reason, they wanna see you succeed in life no matter what you do
#70494 - phanact (12/18/2014) [-]
But I have no friends. I moved and moved and moved and started a new job and shit and idk anymore
#70523 - zealotgold (12/18/2014) [-]
you'll find your place have no fear, it just takes time
#70486 - and forgive me that I can't keep up with the stickies, these 5… 12/18/2014 on Pony Thread 15 0
#70485 - I know, but I lost years of my time by getting involved in dru…  [+] (27 new replies) 12/18/2014 on Pony Thread 15 0
User avatar #70508 - leonhardt (12/18/2014) [-]
>Thousands of dollars of debt. I've got a car that's more trouble than its worth. I've got a shitty apartment in the middle of nowhere, takes me 20 min to get anywhere close and I HATE it.

Dude what the fuck, this was literally me like 4 months ago.
User avatar #70489 - admin (12/18/2014) [-]
just make money anyway you can and save it faggot and avoid debt
User avatar #70491 - phanact (12/18/2014) [-]
That's what I'm working on. I've never taken out a loan and I've never gone negative, which is amazing due to other... people in my life
User avatar #70488 - admin (12/18/2014) [-]
college is worthless unless it's STEM and even then you gotta compete with a billion asians who are smarter than you
User avatar #70490 - phanact (12/18/2014) [-]
I'm shooting for graphic design now, I guess. I don't even know and that's part of my problem. I wanna work on websites but I prefer artsy stuff
User avatar #70493 - admin (12/18/2014) [-]
lol worthless, pro designers on odesk go for like $5 an hour

User avatar #70497 - phanact (12/18/2014) [-]
Ya know, whenever I'm feeling down, I'm glad I have you around to make me feel better. Your overly cynical lifestyle reminds me not to be so uptight
User avatar #70503 - phanact (12/18/2014) [-]
>/r/TheRedPill

Totally not biased or anything
User avatar #70507 - admin (12/18/2014) [-]
i've been right about almost everything i said lol in regards to being bitter about life and how women are dog shit, etc

you should listen to me

or maybe you haven't been shit on enough to be as cynical as me

User avatar #70510 - phanact (12/18/2014) [-]
I don't think I've been shat on in life enough. I also refuse to participate in politics in almost any regard as I think they're completely useless in life.

I'm still young and I've got a lot of time ahead of me
User avatar #70499 - admin (12/18/2014) [-]
llfe is hard as fuck for men these days
no one gives a shit about you
if you died on the streets no one would care sorry

yet the whole country would go on a search for one missing blonde

dats life homie, d-d-d-d-deal with it
User avatar #70502 - phanact (12/18/2014) [-]
speaking of that one missing blonde, I've run into her before she went missing lmao

But yeah I don't care. I know I mean nothing to the rest of the world, but I mean something to myself. I'm PHANACT. I'm a motherfucking boss when it comes to shitposting
User avatar #70509 - admin (12/18/2014) [-]
dude if i died no one would find out unless my corpse stunk up my apartment

i dont have family and i have no vagina so the world dont give a shit

i d-d-d-deal and still try and get shit done
User avatar #70536 - theorangefox (12/18/2014) [-]
das life mane
User avatar #70512 - phanact (12/18/2014) [-]
yeah
i get your cynical standpoint but that dont mean that you gotta give up in life
User avatar #70543 - admin (12/18/2014) [-]
i just said i didnt you tardo
User avatar #70548 - phanact (12/18/2014) [-]
im agreeing with you ''tardo'' lol
User avatar #70529 - theorangefox (12/18/2014) [-]
Sleep, you need it. Trust me.
User avatar #70532 - phanact (12/18/2014) [-]
I think I'm going to shower then sleep, which is unusal of me but w/e
User avatar #70535 - theorangefox (12/18/2014) [-]
Do it, you'll feel better whenever morning is where you live. I suggest not taking so many late nights either.
User avatar #70538 - phanact (12/18/2014) [-]
I wish that was an option.
User avatar #70539 - theorangefox (12/18/2014) [-]
What's your excuse?
User avatar #70542 - phanact (12/18/2014) [-]
Work keeps me out till 4 AM
User avatar #70545 - theorangefox (12/18/2014) [-]
Then sleep as soon as you get home, if you don't like it, find another job that works around your lifestyle, or ask for a change in shift hours.
#70495 - phanact (12/18/2014) [-]
Yeah but they're all middle aged indians who don't know english and live in a backwater country paying 20$ a month for rent
#70496 - phanact (12/18/2014) [-]
I've got that young white male privledge
#70482 - Maybe I just miss my parents and look forward to seeing them. …  [+] (5 new replies) 12/18/2014 on Pony Thread 15 +1
#70484 - zealotgold (12/18/2014) [-]
but you never have to do it alone eather, life is supposed to be rough but good friends help pave the way to a smoother life.

it might not mean much, but i know how you feel, you just gotta see the light
#70487 - phanact (12/18/2014) [-]
That's part of the issue. I have no friends. I feel like no one IRL would accept this lifestyle I've made for myself.
#70492 - zealotgold (12/18/2014) [-]
there are people trust me, they are your friends for a reason, they wanna see you succeed in life no matter what you do
#70494 - phanact (12/18/2014) [-]
But I have no friends. I moved and moved and moved and started a new job and shit and idk anymore
#70523 - zealotgold (12/18/2014) [-]
you'll find your place have no fear, it just takes time
#70478 - **phanact used "*Roll torture method*"** **phanact rolls Dunking** 12/18/2014 on Pony Thread 15 0
#70477 - I couldn't sleep. I found myself looking at what I'm …  [+] (55 new replies) 12/18/2014 on Pony Thread 15 +1
#70527 - leonhardt (12/18/2014) [-]
My dream has always been car sales like my dad Robotics engineering video game design.

I just have no idea how to get into the field.

I've looked into "Game Design Courses" at my local college, and every professional I've talked to said they were a waste of money. I can use youtube tutorials for Unity and shit, but I can't focus for shit. Thankfully, my sister was going to let my try adderall to see if could help me focus and get the shit down.

Another thing is, Game Design isn't a very profitable business unless you join a major company, or totally fucking blow it out of the park with a hit indie game. So I don't know if I should learn something more marketable like CISCO on the side and not focus on the Game Design stuff.
User avatar #70520 - novabird (12/18/2014) [-]
damn near everyone i know seems to be in that situation, i say screw it and flip a coin, if it pays well then you only have to work hard enuf to get ends to meet, after that you have free time to pursue projects of your own whether that's robotics or other advancing technologies you may find neat and any projects in between.
as for me i have been working for my family for the last 10 years, someone with the skill had to keep shit running and clean, not like i'm strong enuf to do anything major anyways.
User avatar #70504 - leonhardt (12/18/2014) [-]
>I dunno. I guess I just feel down. I'm out of money, I'm completely alone because my hours cause me to never be able to talk to my friends since they sleep like normal people and I well, I don't. So I'm not sure what to do anymore.
Where am I going in life?
What am I going to do with my life?

Bruh

Bruh that feel
#70498 - creamNscream (12/18/2014) [-]
Searching for a new passion isn't a bad idea.

I waited 2 years after high school to go to college, now im going to be applying after the holidays. After being promoted in a local store to the pharmacy, I found I would love to be a pharmacist.

It's the exact reason why I waited, I wanted to see if anything struck my fancy in particular.

Now it may not be as easy, but broadening your horizons is never a bad idea. Especially in a world where people are expected to be flexible.
#70500 - phanact (12/18/2014) [-]
I also feel like there are a lot of fun opportunites in the automotive field but I don't know if I'd enjoy that. I could totally be a driver for the rest of my life but eh
User avatar #70521 - novabird (12/18/2014) [-]
lunar got this job and says it's pretty good.
User avatar #70522 - phanact (12/18/2014) [-]
what job
User avatar #70525 - novabird (12/18/2014) [-]
he became a seasonal driver for honda or another major car company testing cars off the line and occasionally getting to test out prototypes.
#70505 - creamNscream (12/18/2014) [-]
If travelling is what you're looking for, you can certainly try going for that.
Maybe a flight attendant job.
Hell even the military. Can't go wrong with uncle sam at all.

On the automotive side, i have a few family members that are welders and make a lot of money doing it, and its not necessarily just cars.
#70506 - phanact (12/18/2014) [-]
Would it be good money to be a truck driver?
#70515 - creamNscream (12/18/2014) [-]
One of mom's ex's (when she was still alive) Was a truck driver, and from what I heard he made a shit ton of money.

Lived very humbly though, small apartment near the outskirts of a large city.

You need certain licensing for it, like drivers ed for tractor trailers, im not entirely sure the process.
User avatar #70517 - phanact (12/18/2014) [-]
Well I'm sure the process starts with an overview of my terrible driving record
#70524 - creamNscream (12/18/2014) [-]
Probably. It wouldn't hurt to do some digging around and see what you can see what the requirements are for it. Never hurts.
User avatar #70511 - leonhardt (12/18/2014) [-]
If you can drive for 18 hours straight, then it'll be good.
User avatar #70516 - phanact (12/18/2014) [-]
They drive 11hrs, and must rest for 10.
User avatar #70518 - leonhardt (12/18/2014) [-]
They say that. But when the destination is 14 hours away they're kinda fucked.
User avatar #70519 - phanact (12/18/2014) [-]
No you're not. You take a break, that's the law and that's what you do. The trucking network in the united states is heavily monitored, down to who is buying what gas when and where.
User avatar #70514 - phanact (12/18/2014) [-]
That's not even legal, and yes I can do that.
User avatar #70483 - admin (12/18/2014) [-]
> I dunno. I guess I just feel down. I'm out of money, I'm completely alone because my hours cause me to never be able to talk to my friends since they sleep like normal people and I well, I don't. So I'm not sure what to do anymore.

we just had a sticky on this
almost EVERY man these days is in the exact same position

feel lucky you're only 21 and not like 50 because no one is going to hire anyone over 40 these days
User avatar #70486 - phanact (12/18/2014) [-]
and forgive me that I can't keep up with the stickies, these 5AM hrs suck
#70485 - phanact (12/18/2014) [-]
I know, but I lost years of my time by getting involved in drugs and it was fucking stupid, and I hate myself for it. I could be getting OUT of college this year, not going into it. I've got years of classes ahead of myself before I can get where I want to be. Thousands of dollars of debt. I've got a car that's more trouble than its worth. I've got a shitty apartment in the middle of nowhere, takes me 20 min to get anywhere close and I HATE it.

I dunno dude
User avatar #70508 - leonhardt (12/18/2014) [-]
>Thousands of dollars of debt. I've got a car that's more trouble than its worth. I've got a shitty apartment in the middle of nowhere, takes me 20 min to get anywhere close and I HATE it.

Dude what the fuck, this was literally me like 4 months ago.
User avatar #70489 - admin (12/18/2014) [-]
just make money anyway you can and save it faggot and avoid debt
User avatar #70491 - phanact (12/18/2014) [-]
That's what I'm working on. I've never taken out a loan and I've never gone negative, which is amazing due to other... people in my life
User avatar #70488 - admin (12/18/2014) [-]
college is worthless unless it's STEM and even then you gotta compete with a billion asians who are smarter than you
User avatar #70490 - phanact (12/18/2014) [-]
I'm shooting for graphic design now, I guess. I don't even know and that's part of my problem. I wanna work on websites but I prefer artsy stuff
User avatar #70493 - admin (12/18/2014) [-]
lol worthless, pro designers on odesk go for like $5 an hour

User avatar #70497 - phanact (12/18/2014) [-]
Ya know, whenever I'm feeling down, I'm glad I have you around to make me feel better. Your overly cynical lifestyle reminds me not to be so uptight
User avatar #70503 - phanact (12/18/2014) [-]
>/r/TheRedPill

Totally not biased or anything
User avatar #70507 - admin (12/18/2014) [-]
i've been right about almost everything i said lol in regards to being bitter about life and how women are dog shit, etc

you should listen to me

or maybe you haven't been shit on enough to be as cynical as me

User avatar #70510 - phanact (12/18/2014) [-]
I don't think I've been shat on in life enough. I also refuse to participate in politics in almost any regard as I think they're completely useless in life.

I'm still young and I've got a lot of time ahead of me
User avatar #70499 - admin (12/18/2014) [-]
llfe is hard as fuck for men these days
no one gives a shit about you
if you died on the streets no one would care sorry

yet the whole country would go on a search for one missing blonde

dats life homie, d-d-d-d-deal with it
User avatar #70502 - phanact (12/18/2014) [-]
speaking of that one missing blonde, I've run into her before she went missing lmao

But yeah I don't care. I know I mean nothing to the rest of the world, but I mean something to myself. I'm PHANACT. I'm a motherfucking boss when it comes to shitposting
User avatar #70509 - admin (12/18/2014) [-]
dude if i died no one would find out unless my corpse stunk up my apartment

i dont have family and i have no vagina so the world dont give a shit

i d-d-d-deal and still try and get shit done
User avatar #70536 - theorangefox (12/18/2014) [-]
das life mane
User avatar #70512 - phanact (12/18/2014) [-]
yeah
i get your cynical standpoint but that dont mean that you gotta give up in life
User avatar #70543 - admin (12/18/2014) [-]
i just said i didnt you tardo
User avatar #70548 - phanact (12/18/2014) [-]
im agreeing with you ''tardo'' lol
User avatar #70529 - theorangefox (12/18/2014) [-]
Sleep, you need it. Trust me.
User avatar #70532 - phanact (12/18/2014) [-]
I think I'm going to shower then sleep, which is unusal of me but w/e
User avatar #70535 - theorangefox (12/18/2014) [-]
Do it, you'll feel better whenever morning is where you live. I suggest not taking so many late nights either.
User avatar #70538 - phanact (12/18/2014) [-]
I wish that was an option.
User avatar #70539 - theorangefox (12/18/2014) [-]
What's your excuse?
User avatar #70542 - phanact (12/18/2014) [-]
Work keeps me out till 4 AM
User avatar #70545 - theorangefox (12/18/2014) [-]
Then sleep as soon as you get home, if you don't like it, find another job that works around your lifestyle, or ask for a change in shift hours.
#70495 - phanact (12/18/2014) [-]
Yeah but they're all middle aged indians who don't know english and live in a backwater country paying 20$ a month for rent
#70496 - phanact (12/18/2014) [-]
I've got that young white male privledge
#70481 - zealotgold (12/18/2014) [-]
its life,
it will have its up and downs, you gotta work through the hard parts to make you a strong person. only the hard times show who you really are in life.
#70482 - phanact (12/18/2014) [-]
Maybe I just miss my parents and look forward to seeing them.

I don't like that I live alone away from them, but the money is right here, and I have to lead my own life, don't I?
#70484 - zealotgold (12/18/2014) [-]
but you never have to do it alone eather, life is supposed to be rough but good friends help pave the way to a smoother life.

it might not mean much, but i know how you feel, you just gotta see the light
#70487 - phanact (12/18/2014) [-]
That's part of the issue. I have no friends. I feel like no one IRL would accept this lifestyle I've made for myself.
#70492 - zealotgold (12/18/2014) [-]
there are people trust me, they are your friends for a reason, they wanna see you succeed in life no matter what you do
#70494 - phanact (12/18/2014) [-]
But I have no friends. I moved and moved and moved and started a new job and shit and idk anymore
#70523 - zealotgold (12/18/2014) [-]
you'll find your place have no fear, it just takes time
#70475 - Ponies don't have knees 12/18/2014 on Pony Thread 15 0
#70474 - **phanact used "*roll torture method*"** **phanact rolls Ab… 12/18/2014 on Pony Thread 15 0
#70473 - **phanact used "*roll torture method*"** **phanact rolls Kn…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/18/2014 on Pony Thread 15 0
User avatar #70475 - phanact (12/18/2014) [-]
Ponies don't have knees
User avatar #70474 - phanact (12/18/2014) [-]
**phanact used "*roll torture method*"**
**phanact rolls Abacination**
#70460 - goodnight throodle I hope I dream of rarity  [+] (2 new replies) 12/18/2014 on Pony Thread 15 +2
#70530 - wigglyjr (12/18/2014) [-]
Goodnight. I kinda hope you do, too.
#70472 - creamNscream (12/18/2014) [-]
noot noot, ill be on vacation so i wont see you for about 2 weeks
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User avatar #69765 - phanact (12/03/2014) [+] (1 child)
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#69873 - anonymous (12/19/2014) [-]
please reply
i'd actually like a response from a mod that's helpful not just
hurr durr you posted child porn **** off
#69872 - anonymous (12/19/2014) [-]
Can you get bumsnatcher taken off the ban on sight list?
it's seems kinda trivial at this point
User avatar #69874 to #69872 - garymotherfingoak (13 hours ago) [-]
phan's the one that got the trend going from what i know about it

IP bans are cleared every few months or so anyways
User avatar #69867 - hektoroftroy (12/18/2014) [-]
You're level 9.
****** surreal.
#69868 to #69867 - phanact (12/18/2014) [-]
I'm actually level 90000000000 you turbonerd get on my level
User avatar #69869 to #69868 - hektoroftroy (12/18/2014) [-]
Oh right my bad.
I can't see without my glasses.
User avatar #69870 to #69869 - phanact (12/18/2014) [-]
*tips fedora*
User avatar #69871 to #69870 - hektoroftroy (12/18/2014) [-]
*swishes cape*
User avatar #69866 - Sewallman ONLINE (12/17/2014) [-]
yurgaylol
User avatar #69859 - maybelline (12/16/2014) [-]
44444th comment
User avatar #69860 to #69859 - phanact (12/16/2014) [-]
technically 69859 tho
User avatar #69861 to #69860 - maybelline (12/16/2014) [-]
technically yes, but on a completly different note, how do you pronounce your name?
User avatar #69862 to #69861 - phanact (12/16/2014) [-]
fan act
User avatar #69863 to #69862 - maybelline (12/16/2014) [-]
this changes everything, thank you
#69858 - mythiccat (12/16/2014) [-]
Lovin the new pony roll thing there buddy! X3
#69857 - enderss (12/15/2014) [-]
Its gunna be like this phanny
User avatar #69856 - mysticprophecy (12/15/2014) [-]
**mysticprophecy used "*roll 6, LOL*"**
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**mysticprophecy rolls Akali**
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**mysticprophecy rolls Vayne**
**mysticprophecy rolls Lee Sin**
**mysticprophecy rolls Nunu**
User avatar #69855 - mysticprophecy (12/15/2014) [-]
**mysticprophecy used "*roll 6, faggots*"**
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User avatar #69854 - joshlol (12/15/2014) [-]
do you get mentions for the *roll faggots* thing?
#69851 - anonymous (12/14/2014) [-]
hey m8, do you draw your characters or do you use a program?
User avatar #69852 to #69851 - phanact (12/14/2014) [-]
both?
User avatar #69849 - ssjkirby (12/13/2014) [-]
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#69845 - swordwoman (12/10/2014) [-]
Hello phanact,

A dude of mine got banned for no reason, no seriously, there is no reason for said ban or by who he was banned or when the ban will be lifted.

funnyjunk.com/user/theorangefox

This dude.
User avatar #69842 - adagiodazzle (12/10/2014) [-]
Hey man, your FTB server is practically dead. I was on it for 6 hours last night, and nobody logged on. I think you should advertise it more. Or something. Post a link onto **** Brony or something...
User avatar #69843 to #69842 - phanact (12/10/2014) [-]
I don't want it to get to the point where I have to work on it. Plus I'm working with fluttergrey on a better modpack anyway
User avatar #69838 - brahdin (12/09/2014) [-]
So after three years of lurking in the shadows and finally making an account.
I have to ask now, why does everyone seem to love hating you and you seem to just shrug it off so much?
User avatar #69853 to #69838 - friedgreenpomatoes (12/14/2014) [-]
He's basically he king of faggots, and we love to love/hate him.
User avatar #69840 to #69839 - brahdin (12/09/2014) [-]
Is it the ponies, just sorta rolled with then?
User avatar #69833 to #69832 - phanact (12/09/2014) [-]
reply to >>54444
User avatar #69834 to #69833 - phanact (12/09/2014) [-]
doesnt work on profiles gg
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