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#9717416 - Yeah that's not me. When I work, I work. I'd put the effort into it. 09/21/2014 on sfw random board 0
#9717403 - yeah idk i feel like it might be fun for me to sell c…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/21/2014 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #9717415 - leonhardt (09/21/2014) [-]
You seen "The Wolf Of Wall Street"?
It's a really good movie to get me in the mood for selling.
User avatar #9717417 - phanact (09/21/2014) [-]
nope
im watching mlp
User avatar #9717411 - leonhardt (09/21/2014) [-]
If you think you can do it, dude, more power to ya.

Just make sure you're not under the unit minimum for more than like a month or you'll get shitcanned.

Seen a lot of greenhorns chasing minimum wages and sit on their asses on their phones for 60 hours a week and then get upset when they're kicked out.
User avatar #9717416 - phanact (09/21/2014) [-]
Yeah that's not me. When I work, I work. I'd put the effort into it.
#9717390 - Yeah but I'd be like WELL THIS GETS BAD GAS MILAGE or …  [+] (6 new replies) 09/21/2014 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #9717399 - leonhardt (09/21/2014) [-]
Yeah don't do that.

Most people know about the ballpark for gas mileage of the car they;re getting.

Like they know an SUV ain't getting 35 mpg
User avatar #9717403 - phanact (09/21/2014) [-]
yeah
idk
i feel like it might be fun for me to sell cars
i feel like id like it
User avatar #9717415 - leonhardt (09/21/2014) [-]
You seen "The Wolf Of Wall Street"?
It's a really good movie to get me in the mood for selling.
User avatar #9717417 - phanact (09/21/2014) [-]
nope
im watching mlp
User avatar #9717411 - leonhardt (09/21/2014) [-]
If you think you can do it, dude, more power to ya.

Just make sure you're not under the unit minimum for more than like a month or you'll get shitcanned.

Seen a lot of greenhorns chasing minimum wages and sit on their asses on their phones for 60 hours a week and then get upset when they're kicked out.
User avatar #9717416 - phanact (09/21/2014) [-]
Yeah that's not me. When I work, I work. I'd put the effort into it.
#9717371 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 09/21/2014 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #9717438 - lightarcanine (09/21/2014) [-]
THAT AIN'T CARROT PONE AT ALL
User avatar #9717448 - phanact (09/21/2014) [-]
i said colored
User avatar #9717482 - lightarcanine (09/21/2014) [-]
That's more Braeburn
User avatar #9717509 - phanact (09/21/2014) [-]
ur more gayburn
User avatar #9717446 - phanact (09/21/2014) [-]
o
#9717368 - o iight 09/21/2014 on sfw random board 0
#9717366 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 09/21/2014 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #9717368 - phanact (09/21/2014) [-]
o
iight
#9717359 - have u watched 09/21/2014 on sfw random board 0
#9717356 - Yea that's true but idk if I could do it I'm too honest  [+] (8 new replies) 09/21/2014 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #9717376 - leonhardt (09/21/2014) [-]
Honesty is good. Customers like it when you're honest.
You just have to lie at the right time.

The veteran sales guys will almost never lie to their customers.
User avatar #9717390 - phanact (09/21/2014) [-]
Yeah but I'd be like
WELL THIS GETS BAD GAS MILAGE
or
PEOPLE REPORT ALOT OF TRANSMISSIONS ISSUES WITH THESE
User avatar #9717399 - leonhardt (09/21/2014) [-]
Yeah don't do that.

Most people know about the ballpark for gas mileage of the car they;re getting.

Like they know an SUV ain't getting 35 mpg
User avatar #9717403 - phanact (09/21/2014) [-]
yeah
idk
i feel like it might be fun for me to sell cars
i feel like id like it
User avatar #9717415 - leonhardt (09/21/2014) [-]
You seen "The Wolf Of Wall Street"?
It's a really good movie to get me in the mood for selling.
User avatar #9717417 - phanact (09/21/2014) [-]
nope
im watching mlp
User avatar #9717411 - leonhardt (09/21/2014) [-]
If you think you can do it, dude, more power to ya.

Just make sure you're not under the unit minimum for more than like a month or you'll get shitcanned.

Seen a lot of greenhorns chasing minimum wages and sit on their asses on their phones for 60 hours a week and then get upset when they're kicked out.
User avatar #9717416 - phanact (09/21/2014) [-]
Yeah that's not me. When I work, I work. I'd put the effort into it.
#9717340 - tfw 09/21/2014 on sfw random board 0
#9717337 - the trading episode  [+] (10 new replies) 09/21/2014 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #9717344 - lightarcanine (09/21/2014) [-]
oh

okay
#9717371 - phanact (09/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #9717438 - lightarcanine (09/21/2014) [-]
THAT AIN'T CARROT PONE AT ALL
User avatar #9717448 - phanact (09/21/2014) [-]
i said colored
User avatar #9717482 - lightarcanine (09/21/2014) [-]
That's more Braeburn
User avatar #9717509 - phanact (09/21/2014) [-]
ur more gayburn
User avatar #9717446 - phanact (09/21/2014) [-]
o
#9717366 - phanact (09/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #9717368 - phanact (09/21/2014) [-]
o
iight
User avatar #9717359 - phanact (09/21/2014) [-]
have u watched
#9717329 - ah well idk if the pay is worth it honestly  [+] (1 new reply) 09/21/2014 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #9717360 - leonhardt (09/21/2014) [-]
I'll be honest, it's not for everyone.
You gotta be really good at it to make a ton of money.
This dude I was working with was my age, he worked from May to the first of August.
Made about $20,000. Now he's going to school full time, fully paid his tuition up front, and has a shitload left over for an apartment and shit.
#9717322 - "why is it so easy" because you're playing an RT…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/21/2014 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #9717332 - revolutionson (09/21/2014) [-]
kek
calm down
i didn't ask you
User avatar #9717340 - phanact (09/21/2014) [-]
tfw
#9717311 - HYUNDAIS ARE REALLY GOOD I love hyundai  [+] (10 new replies) 09/21/2014 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #9717346 - leonhardt (09/21/2014) [-]
I sold so damn many used Elantras it wasn't even funny.

One time this like 60 year old dude came in to buy one for his - and I'm not fucking around - his 20 year old Girlfriend.

This is actually a good tip, so listen up.

I upped the guy out on the lot, showed him a few cars. But I felt we weren't really making a connection, so I went inside and got one of the older sales guys, and they immediately hit it off. Sold him the car at sticker price and made $500 bucks each.

Don;t be afraid to get another sales guy if you feel you're not making a connection or losing a customer. Half a deal is better than no deal.
User avatar #9717356 - phanact (09/21/2014) [-]
Yea that's true

but idk if I could do it
I'm too honest
User avatar #9717376 - leonhardt (09/21/2014) [-]
Honesty is good. Customers like it when you're honest.
You just have to lie at the right time.

The veteran sales guys will almost never lie to their customers.
User avatar #9717390 - phanact (09/21/2014) [-]
Yeah but I'd be like
WELL THIS GETS BAD GAS MILAGE
or
PEOPLE REPORT ALOT OF TRANSMISSIONS ISSUES WITH THESE
User avatar #9717399 - leonhardt (09/21/2014) [-]
Yeah don't do that.

Most people know about the ballpark for gas mileage of the car they;re getting.

Like they know an SUV ain't getting 35 mpg
User avatar #9717403 - phanact (09/21/2014) [-]
yeah
idk
i feel like it might be fun for me to sell cars
i feel like id like it
User avatar #9717415 - leonhardt (09/21/2014) [-]
You seen "The Wolf Of Wall Street"?
It's a really good movie to get me in the mood for selling.
User avatar #9717417 - phanact (09/21/2014) [-]
nope
im watching mlp
User avatar #9717411 - leonhardt (09/21/2014) [-]
If you think you can do it, dude, more power to ya.

Just make sure you're not under the unit minimum for more than like a month or you'll get shitcanned.

Seen a lot of greenhorns chasing minimum wages and sit on their asses on their phones for 60 hours a week and then get upset when they're kicked out.
User avatar #9717416 - phanact (09/21/2014) [-]
Yeah that's not me. When I work, I work. I'd put the effort into it.
#9717291 - ah what is required to get a car salesman job  [+] (3 new replies) 09/21/2014 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #9717325 - leonhardt (09/21/2014) [-]
Well, I got the jobs at the 3 different places because my dad was in the business for 20 years and knows a fuckload of people.

Still, you have to be able to sell yourself before you can sell cars.

A lot of it is about appearances. Wear a suit, get a haircut, shave.
Oh, and make sure they're actually hiring. Go in and ask the receptionist, then see if you can speak with a manager.
User avatar #9717329 - phanact (09/21/2014) [-]
ah
well idk if the pay is worth it honestly
User avatar #9717360 - leonhardt (09/21/2014) [-]
I'll be honest, it's not for everyone.
You gotta be really good at it to make a ton of money.
This dude I was working with was my age, he worked from May to the first of August.
Made about $20,000. Now he's going to school full time, fully paid his tuition up front, and has a shitload left over for an apartment and shit.
#9717285 - its a carrot poned scheme with like teddy bears as the cutie mark  [+] (13 new replies) 09/21/2014 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #9717334 - lightarcanine (09/21/2014) [-]
EXPLAIN YOURSELF YOU DELICIOUS CITRUS FRUIT
User avatar #9717337 - phanact (09/21/2014) [-]
the trading episode
User avatar #9717344 - lightarcanine (09/21/2014) [-]
oh

okay
#9717371 - phanact (09/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #9717438 - lightarcanine (09/21/2014) [-]
THAT AIN'T CARROT PONE AT ALL
User avatar #9717448 - phanact (09/21/2014) [-]
i said colored
User avatar #9717482 - lightarcanine (09/21/2014) [-]
That's more Braeburn
User avatar #9717509 - phanact (09/21/2014) [-]
ur more gayburn
User avatar #9717446 - phanact (09/21/2014) [-]
o
#9717366 - phanact (09/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #9717368 - phanact (09/21/2014) [-]
o
iight
User avatar #9717359 - phanact (09/21/2014) [-]
have u watched
User avatar #9717294 - lightarcanine (09/21/2014) [-]
I'm really confused
#9717269 - LIGHTARCANINE HOWD U GET THE FIRST EDITION OF DARING DO AND TH…  [+] (16 new replies) 09/21/2014 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #9717280 - lightarcanine (09/21/2014) [-]
What
User avatar #9717285 - phanact (09/21/2014) [-]
its a carrot poned scheme with like teddy bears as the cutie mark
User avatar #9717334 - lightarcanine (09/21/2014) [-]
EXPLAIN YOURSELF YOU DELICIOUS CITRUS FRUIT
User avatar #9717337 - phanact (09/21/2014) [-]
the trading episode
User avatar #9717344 - lightarcanine (09/21/2014) [-]
oh

okay
#9717371 - phanact (09/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #9717438 - lightarcanine (09/21/2014) [-]
THAT AIN'T CARROT PONE AT ALL
User avatar #9717448 - phanact (09/21/2014) [-]
i said colored
User avatar #9717482 - lightarcanine (09/21/2014) [-]
That's more Braeburn
User avatar #9717509 - phanact (09/21/2014) [-]
ur more gayburn
User avatar #9717446 - phanact (09/21/2014) [-]
o
#9717366 - phanact (09/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #9717368 - phanact (09/21/2014) [-]
o
iight
User avatar #9717359 - phanact (09/21/2014) [-]
have u watched
User avatar #9717294 - lightarcanine (09/21/2014) [-]
I'm really confused
User avatar #9717274 - DrOhcysp (09/21/2014) [-]
many dicks sucked
#9717258 - what do you average make like per hr? and personally …  [+] (17 new replies) 09/21/2014 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #9717302 - leonhardt (09/21/2014) [-]
The Mazda 6 Is a really cheap "luxury" car.
The CX-series SUVs were really popular, though.
My dealer was also a Hyundai place. Elantras are decent cars.
Good for college kids.
User avatar #9717311 - phanact (09/21/2014) [-]
HYUNDAIS ARE REALLY GOOD
I love hyundai
User avatar #9717346 - leonhardt (09/21/2014) [-]
I sold so damn many used Elantras it wasn't even funny.

One time this like 60 year old dude came in to buy one for his - and I'm not fucking around - his 20 year old Girlfriend.

This is actually a good tip, so listen up.

I upped the guy out on the lot, showed him a few cars. But I felt we weren't really making a connection, so I went inside and got one of the older sales guys, and they immediately hit it off. Sold him the car at sticker price and made $500 bucks each.

Don;t be afraid to get another sales guy if you feel you're not making a connection or losing a customer. Half a deal is better than no deal.
User avatar #9717356 - phanact (09/21/2014) [-]
Yea that's true

but idk if I could do it
I'm too honest
User avatar #9717376 - leonhardt (09/21/2014) [-]
Honesty is good. Customers like it when you're honest.
You just have to lie at the right time.

The veteran sales guys will almost never lie to their customers.
User avatar #9717390 - phanact (09/21/2014) [-]
Yeah but I'd be like
WELL THIS GETS BAD GAS MILAGE
or
PEOPLE REPORT ALOT OF TRANSMISSIONS ISSUES WITH THESE
User avatar #9717399 - leonhardt (09/21/2014) [-]
Yeah don't do that.

Most people know about the ballpark for gas mileage of the car they;re getting.

Like they know an SUV ain't getting 35 mpg
User avatar #9717403 - phanact (09/21/2014) [-]
yeah
idk
i feel like it might be fun for me to sell cars
i feel like id like it
User avatar #9717415 - leonhardt (09/21/2014) [-]
You seen "The Wolf Of Wall Street"?
It's a really good movie to get me in the mood for selling.
User avatar #9717417 - phanact (09/21/2014) [-]
nope
im watching mlp
User avatar #9717411 - leonhardt (09/21/2014) [-]
If you think you can do it, dude, more power to ya.

Just make sure you're not under the unit minimum for more than like a month or you'll get shitcanned.

Seen a lot of greenhorns chasing minimum wages and sit on their asses on their phones for 60 hours a week and then get upset when they're kicked out.
User avatar #9717416 - phanact (09/21/2014) [-]
Yeah that's not me. When I work, I work. I'd put the effort into it.
User avatar #9717286 - leonhardt (09/21/2014) [-]
Hourly? It's entirely commission based.
I get paid minimum wage (60 hours a week comes to about $1800 a month)
Though I usually make more. Like in June I made about $3600.
A lot of it comes from unit bonuses (i.e. Sell 8 cars and get $500, sell 10 cars and get another $250)

It also varies between dealers. Like the first place I worked at, it was sink or swim, no minimum wage, you only get what you make. Second place had a 2k monthly guarantee, but no customers, so they couldn't afford me, and like 3 other sales guys. Place I'm at now just does minimum wage, but they're real good with Bonuses. Like the 8 car $500 bonus I talked about earlier.
User avatar #9717291 - phanact (09/21/2014) [-]
ah
what is required to get a car salesman job
User avatar #9717325 - leonhardt (09/21/2014) [-]
Well, I got the jobs at the 3 different places because my dad was in the business for 20 years and knows a fuckload of people.

Still, you have to be able to sell yourself before you can sell cars.

A lot of it is about appearances. Wear a suit, get a haircut, shave.
Oh, and make sure they're actually hiring. Go in and ask the receptionist, then see if you can speak with a manager.
User avatar #9717329 - phanact (09/21/2014) [-]
ah
well idk if the pay is worth it honestly
User avatar #9717360 - leonhardt (09/21/2014) [-]
I'll be honest, it's not for everyone.
You gotta be really good at it to make a ton of money.
This dude I was working with was my age, he worked from May to the first of August.
Made about $20,000. Now he's going to school full time, fully paid his tuition up front, and has a shitload left over for an apartment and shit.
#9717244 - ^ 09/21/2014 on sfw random board 0
#9717230 - and you work at a chrysler?  [+] (19 new replies) 09/21/2014 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #9717246 - leonhardt (09/21/2014) [-]
Mazda, and I was able to move out and get an apartment with the money, so yeah.
User avatar #9717258 - phanact (09/21/2014) [-]
what do you average make like per hr?

and personally i think mazda is garbage
the miata is too small
and their other cars are subpar on reliability
User avatar #9717302 - leonhardt (09/21/2014) [-]
The Mazda 6 Is a really cheap "luxury" car.
The CX-series SUVs were really popular, though.
My dealer was also a Hyundai place. Elantras are decent cars.
Good for college kids.
User avatar #9717311 - phanact (09/21/2014) [-]
HYUNDAIS ARE REALLY GOOD
I love hyundai
User avatar #9717346 - leonhardt (09/21/2014) [-]
I sold so damn many used Elantras it wasn't even funny.

One time this like 60 year old dude came in to buy one for his - and I'm not fucking around - his 20 year old Girlfriend.

This is actually a good tip, so listen up.

I upped the guy out on the lot, showed him a few cars. But I felt we weren't really making a connection, so I went inside and got one of the older sales guys, and they immediately hit it off. Sold him the car at sticker price and made $500 bucks each.

Don;t be afraid to get another sales guy if you feel you're not making a connection or losing a customer. Half a deal is better than no deal.
User avatar #9717356 - phanact (09/21/2014) [-]
Yea that's true

but idk if I could do it
I'm too honest
User avatar #9717376 - leonhardt (09/21/2014) [-]
Honesty is good. Customers like it when you're honest.
You just have to lie at the right time.

The veteran sales guys will almost never lie to their customers.
User avatar #9717390 - phanact (09/21/2014) [-]
Yeah but I'd be like
WELL THIS GETS BAD GAS MILAGE
or
PEOPLE REPORT ALOT OF TRANSMISSIONS ISSUES WITH THESE
User avatar #9717399 - leonhardt (09/21/2014) [-]
Yeah don't do that.

Most people know about the ballpark for gas mileage of the car they;re getting.

Like they know an SUV ain't getting 35 mpg
User avatar #9717403 - phanact (09/21/2014) [-]
yeah
idk
i feel like it might be fun for me to sell cars
i feel like id like it
User avatar #9717415 - leonhardt (09/21/2014) [-]
You seen "The Wolf Of Wall Street"?
It's a really good movie to get me in the mood for selling.
User avatar #9717417 - phanact (09/21/2014) [-]
nope
im watching mlp
User avatar #9717411 - leonhardt (09/21/2014) [-]
If you think you can do it, dude, more power to ya.

Just make sure you're not under the unit minimum for more than like a month or you'll get shitcanned.

Seen a lot of greenhorns chasing minimum wages and sit on their asses on their phones for 60 hours a week and then get upset when they're kicked out.
User avatar #9717416 - phanact (09/21/2014) [-]
Yeah that's not me. When I work, I work. I'd put the effort into it.
User avatar #9717286 - leonhardt (09/21/2014) [-]
Hourly? It's entirely commission based.
I get paid minimum wage (60 hours a week comes to about $1800 a month)
Though I usually make more. Like in June I made about $3600.
A lot of it comes from unit bonuses (i.e. Sell 8 cars and get $500, sell 10 cars and get another $250)

It also varies between dealers. Like the first place I worked at, it was sink or swim, no minimum wage, you only get what you make. Second place had a 2k monthly guarantee, but no customers, so they couldn't afford me, and like 3 other sales guys. Place I'm at now just does minimum wage, but they're real good with Bonuses. Like the 8 car $500 bonus I talked about earlier.
User avatar #9717291 - phanact (09/21/2014) [-]
ah
what is required to get a car salesman job
User avatar #9717325 - leonhardt (09/21/2014) [-]
Well, I got the jobs at the 3 different places because my dad was in the business for 20 years and knows a fuckload of people.

Still, you have to be able to sell yourself before you can sell cars.

A lot of it is about appearances. Wear a suit, get a haircut, shave.
Oh, and make sure they're actually hiring. Go in and ask the receptionist, then see if you can speak with a manager.
User avatar #9717329 - phanact (09/21/2014) [-]
ah
well idk if the pay is worth it honestly
User avatar #9717360 - leonhardt (09/21/2014) [-]
I'll be honest, it's not for everyone.
You gotta be really good at it to make a ton of money.
This dude I was working with was my age, he worked from May to the first of August.
Made about $20,000. Now he's going to school full time, fully paid his tuition up front, and has a shitload left over for an apartment and shit.
#9717226 - good money? 09/21/2014 on sfw random board 0
#9717224 - TWILIGHT DOESNT HAVE WINGS IN THE OPENING SCENE FIRST PART  [+] (3 new replies) 09/21/2014 on sfw random board 0
#9717253 - DrOhcysp (09/21/2014) [-]
she cant get away then
User avatar #9717243 - darthsalias (09/21/2014) [-]
k
#9717227 - alphajunk (09/21/2014) [-]
#9717216 - like do you enjoy it?  [+] (22 new replies) 09/21/2014 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #9717219 - leonhardt (09/21/2014) [-]
It is and I do.
User avatar #9717230 - phanact (09/21/2014) [-]
and you work at a chrysler?
User avatar #9717246 - leonhardt (09/21/2014) [-]
Mazda, and I was able to move out and get an apartment with the money, so yeah.
User avatar #9717258 - phanact (09/21/2014) [-]
what do you average make like per hr?

and personally i think mazda is garbage
the miata is too small
and their other cars are subpar on reliability
User avatar #9717302 - leonhardt (09/21/2014) [-]
The Mazda 6 Is a really cheap "luxury" car.
The CX-series SUVs were really popular, though.
My dealer was also a Hyundai place. Elantras are decent cars.
Good for college kids.
User avatar #9717311 - phanact (09/21/2014) [-]
HYUNDAIS ARE REALLY GOOD
I love hyundai
User avatar #9717346 - leonhardt (09/21/2014) [-]
I sold so damn many used Elantras it wasn't even funny.

One time this like 60 year old dude came in to buy one for his - and I'm not fucking around - his 20 year old Girlfriend.

This is actually a good tip, so listen up.

I upped the guy out on the lot, showed him a few cars. But I felt we weren't really making a connection, so I went inside and got one of the older sales guys, and they immediately hit it off. Sold him the car at sticker price and made $500 bucks each.

Don;t be afraid to get another sales guy if you feel you're not making a connection or losing a customer. Half a deal is better than no deal.
User avatar #9717356 - phanact (09/21/2014) [-]
Yea that's true

but idk if I could do it
I'm too honest
User avatar #9717376 - leonhardt (09/21/2014) [-]
Honesty is good. Customers like it when you're honest.
You just have to lie at the right time.

The veteran sales guys will almost never lie to their customers.
User avatar #9717390 - phanact (09/21/2014) [-]
Yeah but I'd be like
WELL THIS GETS BAD GAS MILAGE
or
PEOPLE REPORT ALOT OF TRANSMISSIONS ISSUES WITH THESE
User avatar #9717399 - leonhardt (09/21/2014) [-]
Yeah don't do that.

Most people know about the ballpark for gas mileage of the car they;re getting.

Like they know an SUV ain't getting 35 mpg
User avatar #9717403 - phanact (09/21/2014) [-]
yeah
idk
i feel like it might be fun for me to sell cars
i feel like id like it
User avatar #9717415 - leonhardt (09/21/2014) [-]
You seen "The Wolf Of Wall Street"?
It's a really good movie to get me in the mood for selling.
User avatar #9717417 - phanact (09/21/2014) [-]
nope
im watching mlp
User avatar #9717411 - leonhardt (09/21/2014) [-]
If you think you can do it, dude, more power to ya.

Just make sure you're not under the unit minimum for more than like a month or you'll get shitcanned.

Seen a lot of greenhorns chasing minimum wages and sit on their asses on their phones for 60 hours a week and then get upset when they're kicked out.
User avatar #9717416 - phanact (09/21/2014) [-]
Yeah that's not me. When I work, I work. I'd put the effort into it.
User avatar #9717286 - leonhardt (09/21/2014) [-]
Hourly? It's entirely commission based.
I get paid minimum wage (60 hours a week comes to about $1800 a month)
Though I usually make more. Like in June I made about $3600.
A lot of it comes from unit bonuses (i.e. Sell 8 cars and get $500, sell 10 cars and get another $250)

It also varies between dealers. Like the first place I worked at, it was sink or swim, no minimum wage, you only get what you make. Second place had a 2k monthly guarantee, but no customers, so they couldn't afford me, and like 3 other sales guys. Place I'm at now just does minimum wage, but they're real good with Bonuses. Like the 8 car $500 bonus I talked about earlier.
User avatar #9717291 - phanact (09/21/2014) [-]
ah
what is required to get a car salesman job
User avatar #9717325 - leonhardt (09/21/2014) [-]
Well, I got the jobs at the 3 different places because my dad was in the business for 20 years and knows a fuckload of people.

Still, you have to be able to sell yourself before you can sell cars.

A lot of it is about appearances. Wear a suit, get a haircut, shave.
Oh, and make sure they're actually hiring. Go in and ask the receptionist, then see if you can speak with a manager.
User avatar #9717329 - phanact (09/21/2014) [-]
ah
well idk if the pay is worth it honestly
User avatar #9717360 - leonhardt (09/21/2014) [-]
I'll be honest, it's not for everyone.
You gotta be really good at it to make a ton of money.
This dude I was working with was my age, he worked from May to the first of August.
Made about $20,000. Now he's going to school full time, fully paid his tuition up front, and has a shitload left over for an apartment and shit.
User avatar #9717226 - phanact (09/21/2014) [-]
good money?
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#9717229 - DrOhcysp (09/21/2014) [-]
rekt
User avatar #9717222 - vincento (09/21/2014) [-]
but she never lived in the first place because she's not real??
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User avatar #9717421 - leonhardt (09/21/2014) [-]
lol

It's a good movie.
Lots of fuckin in it.
Like a LOT of fuckin.
User avatar #9717210 - leonhardt (09/21/2014) [-]
Yeah, since like, january
User avatar #9717216 - phanact (09/21/2014) [-]
like do you enjoy it?
User avatar #9717219 - leonhardt (09/21/2014) [-]
It is and I do.
User avatar #9717230 - phanact (09/21/2014) [-]
and you work at a chrysler?
User avatar #9717246 - leonhardt (09/21/2014) [-]
Mazda, and I was able to move out and get an apartment with the money, so yeah.
User avatar #9717258 - phanact (09/21/2014) [-]
what do you average make like per hr?

and personally i think mazda is garbage
the miata is too small
and their other cars are subpar on reliability
User avatar #9717302 - leonhardt (09/21/2014) [-]
The Mazda 6 Is a really cheap "luxury" car.
The CX-series SUVs were really popular, though.
My dealer was also a Hyundai place. Elantras are decent cars.
Good for college kids.
User avatar #9717311 - phanact (09/21/2014) [-]
HYUNDAIS ARE REALLY GOOD
I love hyundai
User avatar #9717346 - leonhardt (09/21/2014) [-]
I sold so damn many used Elantras it wasn't even funny.

One time this like 60 year old dude came in to buy one for his - and I'm not fucking around - his 20 year old Girlfriend.

This is actually a good tip, so listen up.

I upped the guy out on the lot, showed him a few cars. But I felt we weren't really making a connection, so I went inside and got one of the older sales guys, and they immediately hit it off. Sold him the car at sticker price and made $500 bucks each.

Don;t be afraid to get another sales guy if you feel you're not making a connection or losing a customer. Half a deal is better than no deal.
User avatar #9717356 - phanact (09/21/2014) [-]
Yea that's true

but idk if I could do it
I'm too honest
User avatar #9717376 - leonhardt (09/21/2014) [-]
Honesty is good. Customers like it when you're honest.
You just have to lie at the right time.

The veteran sales guys will almost never lie to their customers.
User avatar #9717390 - phanact (09/21/2014) [-]
Yeah but I'd be like
WELL THIS GETS BAD GAS MILAGE
or
PEOPLE REPORT ALOT OF TRANSMISSIONS ISSUES WITH THESE
User avatar #9717399 - leonhardt (09/21/2014) [-]
Yeah don't do that.

Most people know about the ballpark for gas mileage of the car they;re getting.

Like they know an SUV ain't getting 35 mpg
User avatar #9717403 - phanact (09/21/2014) [-]
yeah
idk
i feel like it might be fun for me to sell cars
i feel like id like it
User avatar #9717415 - leonhardt (09/21/2014) [-]
You seen "The Wolf Of Wall Street"?
It's a really good movie to get me in the mood for selling.
User avatar #9717417 - phanact (09/21/2014) [-]
nope
im watching mlp
User avatar #9717411 - leonhardt (09/21/2014) [-]
If you think you can do it, dude, more power to ya.

Just make sure you're not under the unit minimum for more than like a month or you'll get shitcanned.

Seen a lot of greenhorns chasing minimum wages and sit on their asses on their phones for 60 hours a week and then get upset when they're kicked out.
User avatar #9717416 - phanact (09/21/2014) [-]
Yeah that's not me. When I work, I work. I'd put the effort into it.
User avatar #9717286 - leonhardt (09/21/2014) [-]
Hourly? It's entirely commission based.
I get paid minimum wage (60 hours a week comes to about $1800 a month)
Though I usually make more. Like in June I made about $3600.
A lot of it comes from unit bonuses (i.e. Sell 8 cars and get $500, sell 10 cars and get another $250)

It also varies between dealers. Like the first place I worked at, it was sink or swim, no minimum wage, you only get what you make. Second place had a 2k monthly guarantee, but no customers, so they couldn't afford me, and like 3 other sales guys. Place I'm at now just does minimum wage, but they're real good with Bonuses. Like the 8 car $500 bonus I talked about earlier.
User avatar #9717291 - phanact (09/21/2014) [-]
ah
what is required to get a car salesman job
User avatar #9717325 - leonhardt (09/21/2014) [-]
Well, I got the jobs at the 3 different places because my dad was in the business for 20 years and knows a fuckload of people.

Still, you have to be able to sell yourself before you can sell cars.

A lot of it is about appearances. Wear a suit, get a haircut, shave.
Oh, and make sure they're actually hiring. Go in and ask the receptionist, then see if you can speak with a manager.
User avatar #9717329 - phanact (09/21/2014) [-]
ah
well idk if the pay is worth it honestly
User avatar #9717360 - leonhardt (09/21/2014) [-]
I'll be honest, it's not for everyone.
You gotta be really good at it to make a ton of money.
This dude I was working with was my age, he worked from May to the first of August.
Made about $20,000. Now he's going to school full time, fully paid his tuition up front, and has a shitload left over for an apartment and shit.
User avatar #9717226 - phanact (09/21/2014) [-]
good money?
User avatar #9717215 - phanact (09/21/2014) [-]
is it fun?
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User avatar #56143 - phanact (08/03/2013) [-]
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I am Phanact. I repost content. I like orange. I'm a brony. I have an orange OC pony. People hate me because I repost content a lot, because addy likes me, because I post a lot, and because other people hate me. That's the best answer I can get for why people hate me. I will not help give you items. I will not help you get unbanned. I will not help get you colored text. No I can not convince admin to unban/undelete your account. No I will not suck your dick.

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#69016 - sirskele (09/21/2014) [-]
- Must be level 10 in content or comments to post on this board.

It won't let me comment.
User avatar #69017 to #69016 - phanact (09/21/2014) [-]
idk
maybe the negative level negates it
User avatar #69018 to #69017 - sirskele (09/21/2014) [-]
So I got to get to level 237 in content before I can comment?
User avatar #69019 to #69018 - phanact (09/21/2014) [-]
no i think you gotta get positive in comments
User avatar #69021 to #69019 - sirskele (09/21/2014) [-]
But wait a minute,why can I comment on other boards?
User avatar #69022 to #69021 - phanact (09/21/2014) [-]
we limited brony
User avatar #69023 to #69022 - sirskele (09/21/2014) [-]
But,Why?
User avatar #69024 to #69023 - phanact (09/21/2014) [-]
because banning meant nothing and they get banned most
User avatar #69025 to #69024 - sirskele (09/21/2014) [-]
Do people not get banned on the other boards?
User avatar #69026 to #69025 - phanact (09/21/2014) [-]
not to the point where its an issue
User avatar #69027 to #69026 - sirskele (09/21/2014) [-]
So Bronies is the most popular board on the site,So lots of people get banned in it.
gotcha.
User avatar #69028 to #69027 - phanact (09/21/2014) [-]
well
its like
someone gets banned
and they proxy making a new acount and spam porn again
so we had to limist that
User avatar #69029 to #69028 - sirskele (09/21/2014) [-]
well back to the point to why I came here,There is no other way then getting positive in comments to be able to comment on that board?
User avatar #69030 to #69029 - phanact (09/21/2014) [-]
idk honestly
User avatar #69031 to #69030 - sirskele (09/21/2014) [-]
What mod would know?
User avatar #69032 to #69031 - phanact (09/21/2014) [-]
only admin might
User avatar #69033 to #69032 - sirskele (09/21/2014) [-]
i have no way the reach him,So that's the end of this investigation
User avatar #69020 to #69019 - sirskele (09/21/2014) [-]
Oh boy.
User avatar #69006 to #69004 - phanact (09/21/2014) [-]
i know tht guy
User avatar #69003 - wonna (09/21/2014) [-]
I remember you when you were just another dude on the boards.

Now you're just some user I used to know.


Someuser...
User avatar #69008 to #69007 - wonna (09/21/2014) [-]
for real tho.

how the **** are you?
User avatar #69009 to #69008 - phanact (09/21/2014) [-]
good brah
eatin sushi
User avatar #69010 to #69009 - wonna (09/21/2014) [-]
gas station or real?
User avatar #69011 to #69010 - phanact (09/21/2014) [-]
mmm
from supermarket
so probs not real
User avatar #69012 to #69011 - wonna (09/21/2014) [-]
rip stomach and anal (even tho some dicks been in there.)
User avatar #69014 to #69013 - wonna (09/21/2014) [-]
i'm dick around on friendly and brony. peace.
User avatar #68997 - katarinaismywaifu (09/21/2014) [-]
**** you faggotact
#68996 - CIS White Male (09/21/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolls 05** have some dubs
#68995 - chrislafff (09/20/2014) [-]
I thought you got banned. What happened?
I thought you got banned. What happened?
#69015 to #68998 - chrislafff (09/21/2014) [-]
I understand completely what that means.
I understand completely what that means.
User avatar #68994 - lahel (09/20/2014) [-]
youve done it you huge faggot.

have my subscribe
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User avatar #68999 to #68993 - phanact (09/21/2014) [-]
I already have it
User avatar #69000 to #68999 - walcorn ONLINE (09/21/2014) [-]
good
User avatar #68992 - salihzzz (09/20/2014) [-]
you've earned my respect faggot

one love please no more ponies
User avatar #68988 - warioteam ONLINE (09/20/2014) [-]
gry off my profile faggot
User avatar #68989 to #68988 - phanact (09/20/2014) [-]
i was on ur profile? idk yo im just checking notifications
User avatar #68991 to #68990 - phanact (09/20/2014) [-]
k well i must have goten mentioned
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by of way ams showerings while waitings of u and posttwo
thinkings of chu boths~<3
#68986 to #68985 - asick (09/19/2014) [-]
the plan is of you and posttwo to be marryings me
then we will makes sexual moves in bed
i am needings husbando and waifu and you 2 will of do
User avatar #68987 to #68986 - posttwo (09/19/2014) [-]
Fun fun
#68983 - asick (09/19/2014) [-]
u r of sayings no suckings
but i assume i can of suckings you??
i am very tops n bottoms~
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User avatar #68968 to #68967 - leonhardt (09/19/2014) [-]
nvm no it didn't
User avatar #68970 to #68969 - leonhardt (09/19/2014) [-]
apparently posttwo was testing a thing
what's .htpasswd do
User avatar #68973 to #68970 - posttwo (09/19/2014) [-]
Apache password file used for password restricting access to files or directoy
FJ has a bug where some titles will get treated like requests to files, addy is fixing it by forcing them to be first letter upercase thus getting apache to forward the request to index.php instead of trying to get the file/directory
User avatar #68976 to #68973 - phanact (09/19/2014) [-]
That makes sense
User avatar #68977 to #68976 - phanact (09/19/2014) [-]
why is it an issue now though? like why hasnt this happened before? because the title goes first?
User avatar #68978 to #68977 - posttwo (09/19/2014) [-]
Because nobody found it before I guess
when he changed the title to go first, its when the bug was created
User avatar #68979 to #68978 - phanact (09/19/2014) [-]
ah that makes sense
how did it used to be? i thought he changed it a while ago
did he change it back to how it used to be?
User avatar #68980 to #68979 - posttwo (09/19/2014) [-]
it had like
fj.com/funny-picture/name/id or something
instead of fj.com/name/type/id
User avatar #68982 to #68980 - phanact (09/19/2014) [-]
i think he removed type and put id first or some ****
User avatar #68981 to #68980 - phanact (09/19/2014) [-]
oh
ye
User avatar #68975 to #68973 - posttwo (09/19/2014) [-]
reason that this one got you 403 while others didnt was that addy fixed the rest I have listed for him, but I didnt list htpasswds
I fat fingered it while trying to test .htpasswd and found out it exists that way
User avatar #68971 to #68970 - phanact (09/19/2014) [-]
i have no idea
ask him
User avatar #68972 to #68971 - leonhardt (09/19/2014) [-]
Well I just mentioned him so let's see
User avatar #68960 - barterbrothers (09/18/2014) [-]
hello old friend
#68958 - aibu (09/18/2014) [-]
You're a faggot.have my babies, you orange
User avatar #68956 - sewallman ONLINE (09/18/2014) [-]
stay off my profile :'(
User avatar #68957 to #68956 - sewallman ONLINE (09/18/2014) [-]
If you're not going to stay off my profile, they're having a pretty good deal going on right now:

www.amazon.com/Doc-Johnson-Vibrating-American-Chal
User avatar #68959 to #68957 - phanact (09/18/2014) [-]
I was looking at your car
get over it
User avatar #68963 to #68959 - sewallman ONLINE (09/18/2014) [-]
Ah, whatcha think?
User avatar #68964 to #68963 - phanact (09/18/2014) [-]
idk about the decal, it makes you stand out and looks dumb in my opinion. Just keeping it the way it is alone is enough to scare some drunk people.
But I do like the crown vics as they're very versitable and one of the most reliable cars out there; bearing in mind that the miles on there are hard miles.
User avatar #68965 to #68964 - sewallman ONLINE (09/19/2014) [-]
My fuel pump is shot as of today. I can fix it myself, so it'll only cost around $50 or so for the fuel pump. I think the pollution censor is also starting to go, so I'm going to fix that before it causes some damage.
User avatar #68966 to #68965 - sewallman ONLINE (09/19/2014) [-]
It's a good thing I decided to wait on selling my truck.
#68961 to #68959 - mahittamane (09/18/2014) [-]
AYY NIEKKA WARRUP WARRUP
User avatar #68953 - nought (09/18/2014) [-]
git b& already
#68951 - elriclols (09/18/2014) [-]
Can I come back now?
#68950 - beastkenten (09/18/2014) [-]
Blow it out your ass you orange **** .
-Green **** .
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