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#2038737 - its also super small 05/08/2013 on Friendly 0
#2038733 - dopnt give them ideas  [+] (1 new reply) 05/08/2013 on Friendly 0
User avatar #2038738 - pottslande (05/08/2013) [-]
I have a feeling its already happened
#2038721 - Picture 05/08/2013 on Friendly +1
#2038713 - Translations man but you get the jist  [+] (3 new replies) 05/08/2013 on Friendly 0
User avatar #2038723 - pottslande (05/08/2013) [-]
Yeah, I got the jist from watching it really

At first I thought it was going to be a pony take on the birth of Jesus though
User avatar #2038733 - phanact (05/08/2013) [-]
dopnt give them ideas
User avatar #2038738 - pottslande (05/08/2013) [-]
I have a feeling its already happened
#2038685 - Picture 05/08/2013 on Friendly +1
#2038682 - lol 05/08/2013 on Friendly +1
#44156 - e621.net/post/show/318485/2013-animated-anus-blue_eyes-englis… 05/08/2013 on phanact's profile 0
#2038647 - http://lyricstranslate.com/en/hijo-de-la-luna-son-moon.html  [+] (5 new replies) 05/08/2013 on Friendly 0
#2038706 - pottslande (05/08/2013) [-]
"And he hurted her to dead"
User avatar #2038713 - phanact (05/08/2013) [-]
Translations man
but you get the jist
User avatar #2038723 - pottslande (05/08/2013) [-]
Yeah, I got the jist from watching it really

At first I thought it was going to be a pony take on the birth of Jesus though
User avatar #2038733 - phanact (05/08/2013) [-]
dopnt give them ideas
User avatar #2038738 - pottslande (05/08/2013) [-]
I have a feeling its already happened
#44155 - e621.net/post/show/320096/anatomically_correct-animated-anus-… 05/08/2013 on phanact's profile 0
#44154 - k  [+] (1 new reply) 05/08/2013 on phanact's profile 0
User avatar #44157 - posttwo (05/08/2013) [-]
kisss me
#2038623 - Why is this giving me a feel? e621.net/post/show/320…  [+] (10 new replies) 05/08/2013 on Friendly 0
User avatar #2038740 - mrsexsymbol (05/08/2013) [-]
Interesting.
#2038696 - hangingtree (05/08/2013) [-]
Holy shit.
User avatar #2038645 - vanoreo (05/08/2013) [-]
what?
User avatar #2038639 - zeruaargi (05/08/2013) [-]
Da fuck is she saying
User avatar #2038647 - phanact (05/08/2013) [-]
http://lyricstranslate.com/en/hijo-de-la-luna-son-moon.html
#2038706 - pottslande (05/08/2013) [-]
"And he hurted her to dead"
User avatar #2038713 - phanact (05/08/2013) [-]
Translations man
but you get the jist
User avatar #2038723 - pottslande (05/08/2013) [-]
Yeah, I got the jist from watching it really

At first I thought it was going to be a pony take on the birth of Jesus though
User avatar #2038733 - phanact (05/08/2013) [-]
dopnt give them ideas
User avatar #2038738 - pottslande (05/08/2013) [-]
I have a feeling its already happened
#44152 - omg clean your inbox  [+] (3 new replies) 05/08/2013 on phanact's profile 0
User avatar #44153 - posttwo (05/08/2013) [-]
I need it like that for testing.
User avatar #44154 - phanact (05/08/2013) [-]
k
User avatar #44157 - posttwo (05/08/2013) [-]
kisss me
#44150 - It works for me  [+] (5 new replies) 05/08/2013 on phanact's profile 0
#44151 - posttwo (05/08/2013) [-]
It died for me.
User avatar #44152 - phanact (05/08/2013) [-]
omg clean your inbox
User avatar #44153 - posttwo (05/08/2013) [-]
I need it like that for testing.
User avatar #44154 - phanact (05/08/2013) [-]
k
User avatar #44157 - posttwo (05/08/2013) [-]
kisss me
#44148 - www.funnyjunk.com/comment/anonymous/content/3947037  [+] (7 new replies) 05/08/2013 on phanact's profile 0
User avatar #44149 - posttwo (05/08/2013) [-]
Content was not found.
We will direct you back to the main page in 10 seconds


Still not found.
Gonna try to kill session and connect differently
User avatar #44150 - phanact (05/08/2013) [-]
It works for me
#44151 - posttwo (05/08/2013) [-]
It died for me.
User avatar #44152 - phanact (05/08/2013) [-]
omg clean your inbox
User avatar #44153 - posttwo (05/08/2013) [-]
I need it like that for testing.
User avatar #44154 - phanact (05/08/2013) [-]
k
User avatar #44157 - posttwo (05/08/2013) [-]
kisss me
#44146 - e621.net/post/show/323208/anal-anal_penetration-animated-areo… 05/08/2013 on phanact's profile 0
#44145 - e621.net/post/show/323204/2013-animated-anthro-anthrofied-cow… 05/08/2013 on phanact's profile 0
#44144 - e621.net/post/show/323206/animated-anthro-big_butt-blue_eyes-… 05/08/2013 on phanact's profile 0
#44143 - e621.net/post/show/323207/animated-anthro-big_butt-blue_eyes-… 05/08/2013 on phanact's profile 0
#44142 - e621.net/post/show/323398/2013-animated-applejack_-mlp-blonde…  [+] (7 new replies) 05/08/2013 on phanact's profile 0
User avatar #44224 - bitchesbancelestia (05/08/2013) [-]
that was just silly
User avatar #44227 - phanact (05/08/2013) [-]
I haven't played it
Is it porn or no?
User avatar #44228 - bitchesbancelestia (05/08/2013) [-]
it's just an incomplete demo but it was kinda goofy...
User avatar #44229 - phanact (05/08/2013) [-]
Is it pornographic?
Like
Do they fuck or?
User avatar #44230 - bitchesbancelestia (05/08/2013) [-]
all it does in the demo is it tries to be gooey and romantic (does horribly at it) and applejack and spike shove their tongues down each others throats for like 3 seconds
then you go to the next event and you click on RD's legs as she's sitting in a tree and then the demo ends
User avatar #44232 - phanact (05/08/2013) [-]
and im also glad to see that people actually visit my porn
User avatar #44231 - phanact (05/08/2013) [-]
welllllll
okay i don't plan on updating this for a bit
so i'll wait it out and see
#44141 - e621.net/post/show/324009/2013-ajin-animated-blue_eyes-butt-c… 05/08/2013 on phanact's profile 0
#44140 - e621.net/post/show/324932/3d-alonguy-animated-breasts-cutie_m… 05/08/2013 on phanact's profile 0
#8662 - 90 days 05/08/2013 on admin's profile 0
#2038396 - WAT 05/08/2013 on Friendly +1
#44139 - lel 05/08/2013 on phanact's profile 0
#44138 - Yes  [+] (1 new reply) 05/08/2013 on phanact's profile 0
User avatar #44161 - russianxbear (05/08/2013) [-]
Ah

I was actually trying to block another user with a p in front of their name, must have blocked you as well.
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User avatar #42650 - admin (04/27/2013) [-]
stickied
YOU GOT REINFECTED WITH THE ADMIN HIV. BUT IT'S BEEN UPGRADED TO SUPER AIDS.
User avatar #44881 - SonicTeam (6 hours ago) [-]
Surprised ppl actually uploaded feet pics
User avatar #44867 to #44866 - phanact (10 hours ago) [-]
wat
User avatar #44865 - ehzio (17 hours ago) [-]
Phanact my dick is best side
User avatar #44868 to #44865 - phanact (9 hours ago) [-]
nigga
dark side is betta
User avatar #44882 to #44868 - betta (6 hours ago) [-]
Who's dark side?
User avatar #44869 to #44868 - ehzio (7 hours ago) [-]
Phanact don't even, you can't even comprehend the dick let alone the dark dick. Son what are you even doing
User avatar #44870 to #44869 - phanact (7 hours ago) [-]
wat?!?
User avatar #44871 to #44870 - ehzio (7 hours ago) [-]
Nigga, Republic is better
User avatar #44873 to #44871 - phanact (7 hours ago) [-]
Republic: OMG SAVE MY CAT
Empire: Kill everyone
User avatar #44874 to #44873 - ehzio (7 hours ago) [-]
Dude....

Republic: Let me help you, together we'll forge our way with everyone for a better future.
Empire: Dayuum nigga, you gay ass alien, I'm genocide your ass
User avatar #44875 to #44874 - phanact (7 hours ago) [-]
Exactly
Dark side is infinitely better
No one cares about the flawed Jedi ways

The Jedi think they're better then everyone else because they have the force.
They assume they're the protectors of the galaxy. Their rules are stupid
User avatar #44876 to #44875 - ehzio (7 hours ago) [-]
At least they actually have a rule, while the whole entire Dark side is out to kill one another. Along with the whole Empire, NO ONE LIKES EACH OTHER! How can you possibly imagine a bigger Empire if the whole sith hates you and the whole Empire hates other sentient beings?

Hence is why I prefer the Jedi and Republic.
The Jedi are protecting people so they may gain something the Jedi's don't have. They put themselves last while the people goes first. I know it's pretty damn arrogant of them to assume the role of protectors of the galaxy, but at least their doing it in the right way.
User avatar #44877 to #44876 - phanact (7 hours ago) [-]
To each his own then

I still like sith better
The quests are more entertaining
User avatar #44878 to #44877 - ehzio (7 hours ago) [-]
Wait...Do you play SWTOR?
User avatar #44879 to #44878 - phanact (7 hours ago) [-]
Yes. I have an account named SWTOR to check notifications for whenever people tlak about the game, to know who plays it
User avatar #44880 to #44879 - ehzio (7 hours ago) [-]
Oh shit nigga, what server are you on?
User avatar #44872 to #44871 - phanact (7 hours ago) [-]
not even
User avatar #44863 - mysterie (17 hours ago) [-]
Before you go to bed i have a question for you

do you have any vectors for pinkamena?
User avatar #44864 to #44863 - phanact (17 hours ago) [-]
mlp-vectorclub.deviantart.com/
check under pinkie pie
User avatar #44855 - mysterie (18 hours ago) [-]
Hey do you know how to add text to a gif for a brief time and then make it dissapear?
User avatar #44858 to #44855 - phanact (18 hours ago) [-]
Yea but not tonight
User avatar #44860 to #44858 - mysterie (18 hours ago) [-]

tomorrow?
User avatar #44861 to #44860 - phanact (18 hours ago) [-]
Yea remind me like 10pm est
User avatar #44862 to #44861 - mysterie (18 hours ago) [-]
il hold you to that
<3
#44848 - xxangelisxx (18 hours ago) [-]
You want feet? You get feet.
User avatar #44852 to #44850 - xxangelisxx (18 hours ago) [-]
Look below.
User avatar #44854 to #44852 - nukeoffriendship (18 hours ago) [-]
i believe their tours
User avatar #44849 to #44848 - phanact (18 hours ago) [-]
dem aint urs
User avatar #44853 to #44851 - phanact (18 hours ago) [-]
fake
#44856 to #44853 - xxangelisxx (18 hours ago) [-]
srs now
srs now
User avatar #44857 to #44856 - phanact (18 hours ago) [-]
idunno
idunbeleveu
#44842 - Nightelfbane has deleted their comment. [-]
User avatar #44843 to #44842 - phanact (18 hours ago) [-]
gross
User avatar #44844 to #44843 - Nightelfbane ONLINE (18 hours ago) [-]
i should cut it off
User avatar #44845 to #44844 - phanact (18 hours ago) [-]
cut off your foot?
User avatar #44846 to #44845 - Nightelfbane ONLINE (18 hours ago) [-]
maybe just the two toes
User avatar #44847 to #44846 - phanact (18 hours ago) [-]
ye amaybe
seems more productive
User avatar #44835 - raybongo (20 hours ago) [-]
How's it going
User avatar #44830 - spelly (21 hours ago) [-]
i swear to god im going to beat you to death with a bullet
User avatar #44832 to #44831 - spelly (21 hours ago) [-]
jk bby ily 2 much to do that
User avatar #44819 - vanoreo (21 hours ago) [-]
I need advice on how to make my life more interesting make more friends etc.

also I need the .gif of Harley Quinn taking off her makeup and stuff saying things aren't funny anymore
#44824 to #44819 - yusay ONLINE (21 hours ago) [-]
Swallow a ricin tablet.
User avatar #44820 to #44819 - phanact (21 hours ago) [-]
I don't know
User avatar #44806 - girguy (22 hours ago) [-]
why is your text poopy
User avatar #44807 to #44806 - phanact (22 hours ago) [-]
why is ur face ugly
these are the questions the world will never be able to answer
User avatar #44804 - vanoreo (22 hours ago) [-]
I think I want to quit FJ soon
User avatar #44805 to #44804 - phanact (22 hours ago) [-]
Why
User avatar #44808 to #44805 - vanoreo (22 hours ago) [-]
iunno

posts aren't as funny anymore

I don't comment much on them anyways

It seems like friendly doesn't like me much, and that's pretty much all I do here anymore

I sorta wanna pursue a social life, maybe start a hobby


But I also wanna stay for the people I know don't completely hate me
User avatar #44809 to #44808 - phanact (22 hours ago) [-]
Its up to you
User avatar #44810 to #44809 - vanoreo (22 hours ago) [-]
yeah I know...

But I'm afraid that if I leave here that my faggotry will overflow into my real life

I mean honestly, why do you think I'm so much of a fag on Friendly?

It's to get it out of my system.
User avatar #44811 to #44810 - phanact (22 hours ago) [-]
Don't worry
You can be normal in real life
User avatar #44812 to #44811 - vanoreo (22 hours ago) [-]
tell that to pre-internet vanoreo
User avatar #44813 to #44812 - phanact (22 hours ago) [-]
Where can I find him
User avatar #44814 to #44813 - vanoreo (22 hours ago) [-]
somewhere before 2008

I honestly don't have any idea what I was like before then.

I remember that 12-13 year old vanoreo was a massive faggot, le trololol face who thought lenonymous and lefarchin was hilarious

then I slowly realized that I only thought 4chan was funny because everyone else there was 12 and thought it was funny too.

I came to friendly to find like minded people but ended up spewing my nonsense instead.
User avatar #44802 - vanoreo (22 hours ago) [-]
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
#44785 - felixfj (23 hours ago) [-]
You really want to see my foot?
You really want to see my foot?
User avatar #44786 to #44785 - phanact (22 hours ago) [-]
lol im just pissing around
#44784 - spelly (23 hours ago) [-]
hey hun
here u go
User avatar #44787 to #44784 - phanact (22 hours ago) [-]
thanks
User avatar #44803 to #44787 - spelly (22 hours ago) [-]
np hun
User avatar #44783 - theonetruedashi ONLINE (05/18/2013) [-]
... feet?
User avatar #44782 - ShadNineteen ONLINE (05/18/2013) [-]
My foot is ugly though.
User avatar #44789 to #44782 - phanact (22 hours ago) [-]
so is ur face xD
User avatar #44840 to #44789 - ShadNineteen ONLINE (20 hours ago) [-]
Why do you want feet?
#44781 - mysterie (05/17/2013) [-]
Hi phanny
How is your day?

Lurkadey lurk lurk
User avatar #44790 to #44781 - phanact (22 hours ago) [-]
Good
I had an entertaining day at work
Thought this text color is weird
User avatar #44791 to #44790 - mysterie (22 hours ago) [-]
it looks like shit
literally shit colored
and I FUCKING WENT SKYDIVING
User avatar #44792 to #44791 - phanact (22 hours ago) [-]
YOU DID?
WHAT?
User avatar #44793 to #44792 - mysterie (22 hours ago) [-]
IT WAS SO FUCKING FUN
User avatar #44794 to #44793 - phanact (22 hours ago) [-]
HOLY SHIT IM SO JEALOUS
User avatar #44795 to #44794 - mysterie (22 hours ago) [-]
IT WAS AMAZING
however it makes your ears hurt like hell
User avatar #44796 to #44795 - phanact (22 hours ago) [-]
I bet
I'm gonna look up if there is a place to do it near me
User avatar #44797 to #44796 - mysterie (22 hours ago) [-]
seriously do it
the training is pretty stupid
but actually doing it is the best feeling ever
Your parachute pack should weigh about 20 - 30 lbs
also you wouldnt happen to have the porn of bumsnatchers oc would you?
User avatar #44798 to #44797 - phanact (22 hours ago) [-]
There was porn of it?

User avatar #44800 to #44798 - mysterie (22 hours ago) [-]
i might just photoshop a vagina onto it
User avatar #44801 to #44800 - phanact (22 hours ago) [-]
i dunno
User avatar #44799 to #44798 - mysterie (22 hours ago) [-]
apparently there was 1 existing picture
#44780 - matannn ONLINE (05/17/2013) [-]
You aren't getting to see my foot
I wore socks the whole day ._.
User avatar #44779 to #44778 - matannn ONLINE (05/17/2013) [-]
lol
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