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#9689883 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 09/17/2014 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #9689949 - psykobear (09/17/2014) [-]
thank mr skeltal
User avatar #9689902 - yngve (09/17/2014) [-]
heil hitler
fluttershy is best pony
#9689891 - zahnrad (09/17/2014) [-]
Though you’re not like other ponies,
That you and I live among,
With those patterns on your cheeks,
Your long tail and your tongue,
You’re my mama and I love you.

For as long as I can remember,
You’ve kept me safe and warm,
You’ve always kept an eye on me,
Shielding me from the storm,
You’re my mama and I love you.

Though you keep me in your tummy,
And other’s say it’s strange,
I can hear your beating heart,
So please don’t ever change,
You’re my mama and I love you.

When others say you’re not my mom,
I know that they are wrong,
I’ve felt your beating heart up close,
I know your love is strong,
You’re my mama and I love you.
#9689890 - xxangelisxx (09/17/2014) [-]
User avatar #9689889 - josa (09/17/2014) [-]
Hail phanact, phanact is best pony
#9689877 - link  [+] (1 new reply) 09/17/2014 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #9689882 - josa (09/17/2014) [-]
#9689863 - **phanact rolls 7,324**  [+] (1 new reply) 09/17/2014 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #9689866 - miscarriage (09/17/2014) [-]
**miscarriage rolls 4,564**
#206 - what the **** are you talking about  [+] (3 new replies) 09/17/2014 on Most recent Gamergate... 0
#217 - baitdoesnttalkback (09/18/2014) [-]
the proxy thumber trekken who clearly the mods are in cahoots with and thats why he has avoided being banned for so long
User avatar #219 - phanact (09/18/2014) [-]
i have no idea who that is
do you have some proof he's proxying
#220 - baitdoesnttalkback (09/18/2014) [-]
i took a bunch of screencaps before and compared them and showed them to some mods that the usernames thumbing up all the content were the same. this is before i actually brought it up to tekklen now he's disguised his thumbing patterns more. i know exactly who he is too. he used to do this in NSFW section and admin kept banning him. his old accounts were like markusfunnyguy and some others i cant remember. his MO is to have a lot of accounts. he logs in with them everyday so they are all over 100 logins to thumb up his own content. He usually thumbs up between like 7 and 10 thumbs early just to get through newest uploads. then sometimes thumbs them up more. i used to use proxies to thumb him down. but now he's graduated to paid proxies but i dont pay for proxies so i cant thumb him down except once. i really dont understand why anyone refuses to ban him. just linking to other sites and affiliate links is enough to get him banned. i dont see why the proxy thumbing is the main issue even.

although tbh once you ban him i guarantee he makes more accounts with his VPN
#68945 - ive noticed i just dont care 09/17/2014 on phanact's profile 0
#9689726 - maybe i can find some like sexy girl who does like amature… 09/17/2014 on sfw random board 0
#9689691 - sry that i wont have boobies  [+] (2 new replies) 09/17/2014 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #9689700 - joshlol (09/17/2014) [-]
the struggle is real
User avatar #9689726 - phanact (09/17/2014) [-]
maybe i can find some like
sexy girl who does like amature porn on a website no one knows about and do that
#9688174 - check recent comments 09/17/2014 on sfw random board 0
#9688172 - goodnight  [+] (3 new replies) 09/17/2014 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #9688257 - derpingthederps (09/17/2014) [-]
HAIL PHANACT, PHANACT IS BEST PONY
User avatar #9688182 - unusualmoo (09/17/2014) [-]
HAIL PHANACT
BLAZE IS BEST PONY
User avatar #9688179 - puffyclouds (09/17/2014) [-]
Heil Hitler
Fluttershy is best pony!

good night :3
#9688171 - people like you are the scum of the earth 09/17/2014 on sfw random board 0
#9688170 - smd ******* 09/17/2014 on sfw random board 0
#9688168 - just me ******** around wth basic as **** …  [+] (2 new replies) 09/17/2014 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #9688173 - drooms (09/17/2014) [-]
Good for you
Now are you gonna give me those links or not?
User avatar #9688174 - phanact (09/17/2014) [-]
check recent comments
#9688166 - no i went to bed 09/17/2014 on sfw random board 0
#9688101 - ###thenextjuicyj 09/17/2014 on sfw random board 0
#9688100 - orange be the illest **** u can't ****…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/17/2014 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #9688122 - analsprinkles (09/17/2014) [-]
you be saying the same shit over and over like a parrot
only reason you orange is cause yo mamma fucked a carrot
User avatar #9688104 - insaneiare (09/17/2014) [-]
weird al -1
#9688097 - bitch please you whinin like you got heart disease you…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/17/2014 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #9688105 - ajrin (09/17/2014) [-]
well you didn't give them any cheese
so they don't have anything to eat
#9688090 - ***** you think i be on them dicks? you aint …  [+] (5 new replies) 09/17/2014 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #9688123 - analsprinkles (09/17/2014) [-]
when phanny's in town the old man's jizz is ever flowing
you sucked a mile of dick but you just kept on going
User avatar #9688095 - insaneiare (09/17/2014) [-]
i remember you posting an orange dick and something about a dragon dildo collection
User avatar #9688100 - phanact (09/17/2014) [-]
orange be the illest shit
u can't fuck with my clique
User avatar #9688122 - analsprinkles (09/17/2014) [-]
you be saying the same shit over and over like a parrot
only reason you orange is cause yo mamma fucked a carrot
User avatar #9688104 - insaneiare (09/17/2014) [-]
weird al -1
#9688084 - check out my ill flow you cant even keep up you're too slow 09/17/2014 on sfw random board 0
#9688078 - **** ***** im from funnyjunk i o…  [+] (9 new replies) 09/17/2014 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #9688196 - drooms (09/17/2014) [-]
Seems like I have to make a stop at the hospital to remove that tumour I just got
User avatar #9688119 - analsprinkles (09/17/2014) [-]
nigga please you be hoppin on D's like a bunny
that shit ain't supposed to be orange your junk looks kinda funny
User avatar #9688085 - insaneiare (09/17/2014) [-]
i thought you were gay! im so confused
User avatar #9688090 - phanact (09/17/2014) [-]
nigga you think i be on them dicks?
you aint knowing shit about shit
User avatar #9688123 - analsprinkles (09/17/2014) [-]
when phanny's in town the old man's jizz is ever flowing
you sucked a mile of dick but you just kept on going
User avatar #9688095 - insaneiare (09/17/2014) [-]
i remember you posting an orange dick and something about a dragon dildo collection
User avatar #9688100 - phanact (09/17/2014) [-]
orange be the illest shit
u can't fuck with my clique
User avatar #9688122 - analsprinkles (09/17/2014) [-]
you be saying the same shit over and over like a parrot
only reason you orange is cause yo mamma fucked a carrot
User avatar #9688104 - insaneiare (09/17/2014) [-]
weird al -1
#9688073 - phan to the act u ****** aint even stacked  [+] (1 new reply) 09/17/2014 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #9688109 - analsprinkles (09/17/2014) [-]
phan better drop the act before his ass gets smacked
one dude on top of you that's the only way you stack
#9688069 - im thinking of becoming a rapper  [+] (2 new replies) 09/17/2014 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #9688076 - alicorn (09/17/2014) [-]
nigga you white as fuck
User avatar #9688084 - phanact (09/17/2014) [-]
check out my ill flow
you cant even keep up you're too slow
#9688068 - have a good sleep 09/17/2014 on sfw random board +1
#9688059 - I'm a genius thank you and good night lightarcanine 09/17/2014 on sfw random board 0
#9688052 - HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY **** IM SO SMART I FIGURE…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/17/2014 on sfw random board 0
#9688061 - zahnrad (09/17/2014) [-]
Remember when I said you didn't watch the newer seasons and you said you did?

Well, that.
User avatar #9688059 - phanact (09/17/2014) [-]
I'm a genius thank you and good night lightarcanine
#9688050 - LIKE RARITIES RAINBOW SILK SHE SAW AT THE FASHION SHOW OR …  [+] (3 new replies) 09/17/2014 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #9688052 - phanact (09/17/2014) [-]
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY SHIT IM SO SMART I FIGURED OUT THE PLOT LINE FOR A LITTLE GIRLS SHOW
#9688061 - zahnrad (09/17/2014) [-]
Remember when I said you didn't watch the newer seasons and you said you did?

Well, that.
User avatar #9688059 - phanact (09/17/2014) [-]
I'm a genius thank you and good night lightarcanine
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User avatar #56143 - phanact (08/03/2013) [-]
stickied
I am Phanact. I repost content. I like orange. I'm a brony. I have an orange OC pony. People hate me because I repost content a lot, because addy likes me, because I post a lot, and because other people hate me. That's the best answer I can get for why people hate me. I will not help give you items. I will not help you get unbanned. I will not help get you colored text. No I can not convince admin to unban/undelete your account. No I will not suck your dick.

Anything else, inquire below:
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#68984 - asick (14 hours ago) [-]
by of way ams showerings while waitings of u and posttwo
thinkings of chu boths~<3
User avatar #68985 to #68984 - phanact (6 hours ago) [-]
what
#68986 to #68985 - asick (6 hours ago) [-]
the plan is of you and posttwo to be marryings me
then we will makes sexual moves in bed
i am needings husbando and waifu and you 2 will of do
User avatar #68987 to #68986 - posttwo (6 hours ago) [-]
Fun fun
#68983 - asick (14 hours ago) [-]
u r of sayings no suckings
but i assume i can of suckings you??
i am very tops n bottoms~
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User avatar #68968 to #68967 - leonhardt (15 hours ago) [-]
nvm no it didn't
User avatar #68970 to #68969 - leonhardt (15 hours ago) [-]
apparently posttwo was testing a thing
what's .htpasswd do
User avatar #68973 to #68970 - posttwo (15 hours ago) [-]
Apache password file used for password restricting access to files or directoy
FJ has a bug where some titles will get treated like requests to files, addy is fixing it by forcing them to be first letter upercase thus getting apache to forward the request to index.php instead of trying to get the file/directory
User avatar #68976 to #68973 - phanact (15 hours ago) [-]
That makes sense
User avatar #68977 to #68976 - phanact (15 hours ago) [-]
why is it an issue now though? like why hasnt this happened before? because the title goes first?
User avatar #68978 to #68977 - posttwo (15 hours ago) [-]
Because nobody found it before I guess
when he changed the title to go first, its when the bug was created
User avatar #68979 to #68978 - phanact (15 hours ago) [-]
ah that makes sense
how did it used to be? i thought he changed it a while ago
did he change it back to how it used to be?
User avatar #68980 to #68979 - posttwo (15 hours ago) [-]
it had like
fj.com/funny-picture/name/id or something
instead of fj.com/name/type/id
User avatar #68982 to #68980 - phanact (15 hours ago) [-]
i think he removed type and put id first or some ****
User avatar #68981 to #68980 - phanact (15 hours ago) [-]
oh
ye
User avatar #68975 to #68973 - posttwo (15 hours ago) [-]
reason that this one got you 403 while others didnt was that addy fixed the rest I have listed for him, but I didnt list htpasswds
I fat fingered it while trying to test .htpasswd and found out it exists that way
User avatar #68971 to #68970 - phanact (15 hours ago) [-]
i have no idea
ask him
User avatar #68972 to #68971 - leonhardt (15 hours ago) [-]
Well I just mentioned him so let's see
User avatar #68960 - barterbrothers (09/18/2014) [-]
hello old friend
#68958 - aibu (09/18/2014) [-]
You're a faggot.have my babies, you orange
User avatar #68956 - sewallman ONLINE (09/18/2014) [-]
stay off my profile :'(
User avatar #68957 to #68956 - sewallman ONLINE (09/18/2014) [-]
If you're not going to stay off my profile, they're having a pretty good deal going on right now:

www.amazon.com/Doc-Johnson-Vibrating-American-Chal
User avatar #68959 to #68957 - phanact (09/18/2014) [-]
I was looking at your car
get over it
User avatar #68963 to #68959 - sewallman ONLINE (09/18/2014) [-]
Ah, whatcha think?
User avatar #68964 to #68963 - phanact (09/18/2014) [-]
idk about the decal, it makes you stand out and looks dumb in my opinion. Just keeping it the way it is alone is enough to scare some drunk people.
But I do like the crown vics as they're very versitable and one of the most reliable cars out there; bearing in mind that the miles on there are hard miles.
User avatar #68965 to #68964 - sewallman ONLINE (20 hours ago) [-]
My fuel pump is shot as of today. I can fix it myself, so it'll only cost around $50 or so for the fuel pump. I think the pollution censor is also starting to go, so I'm going to fix that before it causes some damage.
User avatar #68966 to #68965 - sewallman ONLINE (20 hours ago) [-]
It's a good thing I decided to wait on selling my truck.
#68961 to #68959 - mahittamane (09/18/2014) [-]
AYY NIEKKA WARRUP WARRUP
User avatar #68953 - nought ONLINE (09/18/2014) [-]
git b& already
#68951 - elriclols (09/18/2014) [-]
Can I come back now?
#68950 - beastkenten (09/18/2014) [-]
Blow it out your ass you orange **** .
-Green **** .
User avatar #68949 - commontroll (09/18/2014) [-]
So what does Admin's dick taste like?
User avatar #68948 - avocadomessiah (09/18/2014) [-]
you smell like turd and i hope you get sacrificed to a god dog by a mentally unstable cult
User avatar #68947 - fukkenname (09/18/2014) [-]
GET BANNED FGT
User avatar #68946 - halomike ONLINE (09/17/2014) [-]
I thought you'd be banned by now Phanact.
User avatar #68942 - phanact (09/17/2014) [-]
predicted responses:

Go away
OH BOY HERE WE GO
HI PHANACT.jpg
User avatar #68940 - alicorn (09/17/2014) [-]
Can you ask admin why search is total **** now for regular users or get him to fix it?

Before the oatmeal ******** you could go all the way back to 2009, now a huge portion of the sites content and comments are hidden for some stupid reason.
User avatar #68941 to #68940 - phanact (09/17/2014) [-]
it only shows comments with +5 I think
User avatar #68943 to #68941 - alicorn (09/17/2014) [-]
I don't think that's the case, tested multiple comments i know had more than that and you can't find them

it's butchered to hell
User avatar #68944 to #68943 - alicorn (09/17/2014) [-]
it's been like this for nearly a year, but if nobody has noticed by now maybe it's not worth the effort to get it fixed
User avatar #68945 to #68944 - phanact (09/17/2014) [-]
ive noticed i just dont care
User avatar #68932 - satanisrealgod (09/16/2014) [-]
I swear fidelity to you
User avatar #68933 to #68932 - phanact (09/16/2014) [-]
wireless fidelity
#68924 - leonhardt (09/16/2014) [-]
I don't need to tell you that things got ******** when addy removed negative thumb bans, and told potential trolls and *********** that they would get a prize for being the biggest cunt on the site. Since then, people have had to deal with a constant bukkake of trolls and *********** polluting comments sections with their ******** , trying their hardest to be cunts, so they could get red thumbs, and reach that -400 rank.

It is highly unlikely that Addy will go back to the old system of too many red thumbs getting you banned, so we as users need to step up and take it upon ourselves to make FJ a better and more pleasant site.

What You Need To Do:
All we need to do, is block the usernames and IPs of these trolls and *********** , preventing them from posting on our content. That way, at least on our content, users will have the comments section to themselves, free of ********* and "trolls" trying to make people miserable.

You brought up the fact that " *********** " is relative, which is partially true. It is very easy to tell if someone is just a ********** . For instance, they have a white name, something like "lulzfortheholocaust" and a negative level of more than 50. Other *********** with regular or innocent names, will also be easier to find based on their level (Pic Related). They can be seen on content posting inflammatory remarks or images to fish for red thumbs and upset people.

This distinction is important, as it is not our goal to block people who simply have unpopular opinions. Someone simply disagreeing with something and getting a lot of red thumbs is not grounds for blocking.

Once you have the trolls and *********** blocked, simply upload a lot of quality content and make sure their options for commenting are as limited as possible.
User avatar #68929 to #68924 - Sunset (09/16/2014) [-]
you don't like bukkake? are you gay?
User avatar #68925 to #68924 - leonhardt (09/16/2014) [-]
What This Can Do For You:
If you make the effort to block all ******** and troll accounts from commenting on your content, then the average user (Who is sick of the *********** ) will be more inclined to comment and subscribe to content that is ******** and troll free.

Long Term Goals:
Long term, we weed out trolls and *********** from commenting on a majority of content, making it much more difficult for them to get red thumbs, and potentially dissuading them from posting in the future.

Potential Issues:
I won't lie, some users might make it difficult, with their desire to ******** making them create more and more throwaway accounts to bypass comment blocks. They can be easily removed by blocking their new account, but we have no means to stop them from just making yet another account. The idea is to block as many as we can, so they are dissuaded from continuing to ******** or troll.
User avatar #68954 to #68925 - phanact (09/18/2014) [-]
Yeah I understand that its a good idea and I know that admin won't be going back to the old way, but I post so much content that I can't keep up with these people and check who ********* **** and whatnot. I don't have the time, you know that. I hardly even had the time to sit here and read what you wrote. Its a good idea in theory just like merging friendly and brony back together, but it won't really work for me personally. Plus I have the backup brony board as well and I try to keep my block list minimal for that.
User avatar #68955 to #68954 - leonhardt (09/18/2014) [-]
I made a list of a few obvious ones in the GoogleDocs I posted below. Ones that won't be of any value to you on the backup Brony Board anyways. Like dedicated *********** who are just here to be assholes to everyone.

Once I get a few more people onboard, we'll be able to update the list easier.
User avatar #68926 to #68925 - leonhardt (09/16/2014) [-]
TL;DR

Block *********** and trolls to make the comments on your content better and attract more quality posters and subscribers, and generally improve the site.
#68930 to #68928 - anonymous (09/16/2014) [-]
Do you remember when having a different opinion would easily get you thumb banned? Yeah that's why it being gone is a good thing

Honestly far as trolls go, BGS is the only one worth giving a **** about just put the rest on hide all and move on, problem solved
User avatar #68931 to #68930 - leonhardt (09/16/2014) [-]
Lol gotta defend your source of red thumbs, right?
Get lost, ********** .
#68936 to #68931 - anonymous (09/16/2014) [-]
Except i'm not a troll, i just think it's unfair to new accounts that they get banned for opinions or newfaggotry

don't assume things please
User avatar #68937 to #68936 - leonhardt (09/16/2014) [-]
Except new accounts don't get banned for that anymore, ******** .
And I said you were a ********** , not a troll.
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