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Date Signed Up:3/25/2011
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#9791495 - surprisingly getting help from /o/ on my homework 9 hours ago on sfw random board 0
#9791474 - yeah i did the same thing plus since it feels very MMO-y i… 9 hours ago on sfw random board +1
#9791433 - internal hemmhroiads  [+] (1 new reply) 9 hours ago on sfw random board +2
User avatar #9791435 - corporate (9 hours ago) [-]
Yup.
#9791418 - why were you in the hospital  [+] (5 new replies) 9 hours ago on sfw random board +2
User avatar #9791425 - corporate (9 hours ago) [-]
I was shitting massive amounts of blood.
User avatar #9791434 - closingcubez (9 hours ago) [-]
sounds like me after drinking lots of liquor and waking up next morn to do bidnez
User avatar #9791433 - phanact (9 hours ago) [-]
internal hemmhroiads
User avatar #9791435 - corporate (9 hours ago) [-]
Yup.
User avatar #9791426 - lightarcanine (9 hours ago) [-]
I LOVE YOU, EBOLA-CHAN!
#9791351 - tfw 9 hours ago on sfw random board 0
#9791262 - i just use windows movie maker 10 hours ago on sfw random board 0
#9791241 - Picture 10 hours ago on sfw random board 0
#9791233 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 10 hours ago on sfw random board 0
User avatar #9791261 - lametitan (10 hours ago) [-]
OH
User avatar #9791240 - fjaddictftw (10 hours ago) [-]
manythingsthatneedtobeerased.webm
#9791234 - fjaddictftw (10 hours ago) [-]
#9791230 - stfu cunt ill get a blaze dakimakura  [+] (6 new replies) 10 hours ago on sfw random board 0
User avatar #9791232 - fjaddictftw (10 hours ago) [-]
ill burn it, then we'll see why she's called blaze, bitch
#9791233 - phanact (10 hours ago) [-]
User avatar #9791261 - lametitan (10 hours ago) [-]
OH
User avatar #9791240 - fjaddictftw (10 hours ago) [-]
manythingsthatneedtobeerased.webm
#9791234 - fjaddictftw (10 hours ago) [-]
#9791225 - i pmed the person who made that mousepad still no responce :C  [+] (8 new replies) 10 hours ago on sfw random board 0
User avatar #9791229 - fjaddictftw (10 hours ago) [-]
good
User avatar #9791230 - phanact (10 hours ago) [-]
stfu cunt
ill get a blaze dakimakura
User avatar #9791232 - fjaddictftw (10 hours ago) [-]
ill burn it, then we'll see why she's called blaze, bitch
#9791233 - phanact (10 hours ago) [-]
User avatar #9791261 - lametitan (10 hours ago) [-]
OH
User avatar #9791240 - fjaddictftw (10 hours ago) [-]
manythingsthatneedtobeerased.webm
#9791234 - fjaddictftw (10 hours ago) [-]
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User avatar #56143 - phanact (08/03/2013) [-]
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I am Phanact. I repost content. I like orange. I'm a brony. I have an orange OC pony. People hate me because I repost content a lot, because addy likes me, because I post a lot, and because other people hate me. That's the best answer I can get for why people hate me. I will not help give you items. I will not help you get unbanned. I will not help get you colored text. No I can not convince admin to unban/undelete your account. No I will not suck your dick.

Anything else, inquire below:
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User avatar #69079 - mulk (4 hours ago) [-]
<3
User avatar #69077 - arena (14 hours ago) [-]
Looks like all you need now is highest sub rank.
User avatar #69073 - leonhardt (21 hours ago) [-]
Would it be against the rules to post a list of people to block in compliance with my plan thing as content?
User avatar #69076 to #69073 - phanact (21 hours ago) [-]
i dont think so
User avatar #69071 - lotengo ONLINE (10/01/2014) [-]
you will never be #1 in subscribers.
User avatar #69072 to #69071 - phanact (22 hours ago) [-]
neither will u
User avatar #69074 to #69072 - lotengo ONLINE (21 hours ago) [-]
neither will your mom
User avatar #69080 to #69075 - arena (54 minutes ago) [-]
Just realised I'm higher than you in subs. LoL
#69069 - xenxio (10/01/2014) [-]
K have fun.

Here's one some may remember. Say we took it upon ourselves to notice the white wall in our bedroom (dont throw a fit if it isnt white). From now on we talk about this white wall no matter how silly that sounds. everyday i come over to your place and i ask how the white wall is doing. Now lets say the white wall is torn down and made into a floor. In a sense wouldnt we say "The white wall is a floor". But would they really make sense? What if then the floor of the white wall was made into a raft? Would we say "The white wall is now a raft?" but even through all interchangables the white wall essence still remains. There's some sort of invisible identity that is absent of our perception but still follows what we observe. Another example would be if someone painting the white house red. In sure lots of news paper articles would be title "The white house is red." which again would make illogical sense. What is that essence we constantly follow through our perception veil?

How far does free will actually go? As human beings we constantly act upon our own self interest. Before I continue let me make clear that being selfish and protaining to your own self interest are two totally different things. Say you went up to a vending machine and you wanted a coke. Cool okay so you go up to the machine and get a coke. What free will was there? You did want you wanted, but your own interest only forged a singular path way that you were destined to go through. Even in situations where they're are tough decisions is it all really considered free will? What is free will anyway? Its as if being "free" is a form of power, and having will is basically dumbed down to well...willpower. That being the case is free will just the power of power? Would this be considered absurd?

Say that there is someone who is blind. This person lives through their life for about a good twenty five years. They only have a perception based off smell, tough, and hearing. Lets also say they know exactly what a cube is by touch alone. They know exactly what a cube feels like. Now lets say by some circumstances they were able to cure this persons blindness. Once they do the doctors place a cube on a table infront of their newly found sight. Would they know exactly what kind of shape it is if the doctors were to ask "What shape do you see?" See obviously being the key word there. Could they do it? Would they know what a cube is by sight, or would they have to feel it first to obtain a combination of both sight and touch?
User avatar #69066 - fjaddictftw (09/30/2014) [-]
stop using my little spoons for cat food. i dont eat off big spoons
#69068 to #69066 - phanact (10/01/2014) [-]
as long as you let me buy this
User avatar #69064 - duelknight (09/28/2014) [-]
WEST SIDE RULES
User avatar #69063 - obbih (09/27/2014) [-]
ylog ;)
User avatar #69062 - obbih (09/27/2014) [-]
ylog?
User avatar #69061 - yourfutureson ONLINE (09/27/2014) [-]
I like your game videos fag
User avatar #69050 - phanact (09/24/2014) [-]
lordofthesea
im blocked by that guy
im near 137
User avatar #69051 to #69050 - lordofthesea ONLINE (09/24/2014) [-]
Dude, I went to High School near there!
I live off 131/130.


User avatar #69052 to #69051 - phanact (09/24/2014) [-]
thats legit
woodbridge?
User avatar #69058 to #69052 - lordofthesea ONLINE (09/26/2014) [-]
Highland Park/Edison, right near new brunswick, but not far from woodbridge.
User avatar #69055 to #69052 - LaBarata ONLINE (09/25/2014) [-]
I'm actually right near woodbridge.
User avatar #69049 to #69048 - phanact (09/24/2014) [-]
ayy lmao
User avatar #69047 - furrysheaperd ONLINE (09/24/2014) [-]
User avatar #69045 - drl (09/24/2014) [-]
you forgot the fact that you are unfunny and a total cunt ^
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