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#9707608 - what does that even mean  [+] (1 new reply) 3 hours ago on sfw random board +1
#9707615 - checkemtrain (3 hours ago) [-]
Here you go.If you bother to read it,its tells you they are slowly poisoning you,and that you need to wake up and see that they are trying to basically create a communist society with no criticism or backtalking allowed.Shit I got fucking b& from 4chan for conducting a "raid"when all I did was post on /vg/ asking what the fuck happened to the fight on /v/.

Also,ignore people who tell you its nothing.Theyre either retarded and burying their heads in sand,or theyre sjw shills.

Its fucking ridiculous,and its obvious these cancers exist and need to be purged.
#9707607 - "go drink a glass of rape"  [+] (3 new replies) 3 hours ago on sfw random board +1
User avatar #9707620 - darthsalias (3 hours ago) [-]
i am. getting ass kicked
User avatar #9707623 - checkemtrain (3 hours ago) [-]
I saw
#9707612 - mercyburris (3 hours ago) [-]
squeezed fresh from the lemons of your ass
#9707598 - I always though FJ was just some funny "epic maymay"… 3 hours ago on sfw random board +1
#9707593 - why is this SJW /ANTISJW **** so important? who g…  [+] (5 new replies) 3 hours ago on sfw random board +1
User avatar #9707601 - checkemtrain (3 hours ago) [-]
Because the shills say its unimportant,therefore it is.




Its like jews telling you nothing is wrong and they aren't controlling the world through media.
User avatar #9707608 - phanact (3 hours ago) [-]
what does that even mean
#9707615 - checkemtrain (3 hours ago) [-]
Here you go.If you bother to read it,its tells you they are slowly poisoning you,and that you need to wake up and see that they are trying to basically create a communist society with no criticism or backtalking allowed.Shit I got fucking b& from 4chan for conducting a "raid"when all I did was post on /vg/ asking what the fuck happened to the fight on /v/.

Also,ignore people who tell you its nothing.Theyre either retarded and burying their heads in sand,or theyre sjw shills.

Its fucking ridiculous,and its obvious these cancers exist and need to be purged.
User avatar #9707594 - boomerpyro (3 hours ago) [-]
no one, just the politicians versions of the angry COD kids
#9707603 - checkemtrain (3 hours ago) [-]
They are doing it subtly,of course you wouldn't notice.
#9707587 - That's retarded anyway 3 hours ago on sfw random board 0
#4 - <3  [+] (2 new replies) 4 hours ago on Facebook (>.>) -2
User avatar #7 - Bad Man (58 minutes ago) [-]
fudge legs big daddy
#5 - notwhothefkisanon (2 hours ago) [-]
fuck you phanact you gay ass dick who do you think you are trying to post funny pictures on funnyjunk srsly go suck a dick u huge stupid faggot my granny is funnier than you are you even trying im never going to sub to you go take a shovel and stick it up your ass
#48 - Picture  [+] (10 new replies) 4 hours ago on Thank you Admin. 0
#50 - baitdoesnttalkback (4 hours ago) [-]
i wont stop telling the people of corruption. you can silence me if you want but it will only make me stronger
#62 - captainprincess (3 hours ago) [-]
Youre not being silenced
Youre being belittled and mocked

on account of being a dense motherfucker
#65 - baitdoesnttalkback (3 hours ago) [-]
sounds like we got a funnyjunk corruption white knight who thinks by defending phanact he will sleep with you. faggot
#66 - captainprincess (2 hours ago) [-]
guilty
I would tumble in the hay with phanny I confess

you're still dense like a brick though
#67 - baitdoesnttalkback (2 hours ago) [-]
thanks for at least admitting you're corrupt. you may legit hate me anyway but doesnt change the fact you all are corrupt
#68 - captainprincess (2 hours ago) [-]
Corruption doesn't seem as bad as we all thought then ay
Atleast I'm not dense as you
#70 - baitdoesnttalkback (2 hours ago) [-]
which is you float at the shallow top. whereas my density sinks me to the bottom where all the corruption is taking place. enjoy your sunrises. ill be in the dark fighting to keep the bad things from reaching your shallow surface
#71 - captainprincess (2 hours ago) [-]
oh cool
Sunrises for me!
#53 - anonymous (3 hours ago) [-]
I dont see anybody silencing you. I'll agree they're both fags, but I dont see any corruption.
#58 - baitdoesnttalkback (3 hours ago) [-]
i find the fact a anonymous user is responding to all my comments im making makes me think you're the guy trying to undermine me. idk youre anon though so wont put much stock in what you say cause you not even man enough to talk to me face to face
#28 - i have no idea what u meean 4 hours ago on No dog pooping 0
#9707453 - finally getting to maud episode 4 hours ago on sfw random board 0
#26 - Oh I guess its not theo nly one  [+] (2 new replies) 4 hours ago on No dog pooping 0
User avatar #27 - captainrattrap (4 hours ago) [-]
Why must you make this site shittier? Why not make it better? Fuck I'm so sexually and physically frustrated with you.
User avatar #28 - phanact (4 hours ago) [-]
i have no idea what u meean
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User avatar #56143 - phanact (08/03/2013) [-]
stickied
I am Phanact. I repost content. I like orange. I'm a brony. I have an orange OC pony. People hate me because I repost content a lot, because addy likes me, because I post a lot, and because other people hate me. That's the best answer I can get for why people hate me. I will not help give you items. I will not help you get unbanned. I will not help get you colored text. No I can not convince admin to unban/undelete your account. No I will not suck your dick.

Anything else, inquire below:
User avatar #23144 - phanact (11/25/2012) [+] (1 child)
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User avatar #68988 - warioteam (7 hours ago) [-]
gry off my profile faggot
User avatar #68989 to #68988 - phanact (7 hours ago) [-]
i was on ur profile? idk yo im just checking notifications
User avatar #68991 to #68990 - phanact (7 hours ago) [-]
k well i must have goten mentioned
#68984 - asick (09/19/2014) [-]
by of way ams showerings while waitings of u and posttwo
thinkings of chu boths~<3
User avatar #68985 to #68984 - phanact (20 hours ago) [-]
what
#68986 to #68985 - asick (20 hours ago) [-]
the plan is of you and posttwo to be marryings me
then we will makes sexual moves in bed
i am needings husbando and waifu and you 2 will of do
User avatar #68987 to #68986 - posttwo (20 hours ago) [-]
Fun fun
#68983 - asick (09/19/2014) [-]
u r of sayings no suckings
but i assume i can of suckings you??
i am very tops n bottoms~
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User avatar #68968 to #68967 - leonhardt (09/19/2014) [-]
nvm no it didn't
User avatar #68970 to #68969 - leonhardt (09/19/2014) [-]
apparently posttwo was testing a thing
what's .htpasswd do
User avatar #68973 to #68970 - posttwo (09/19/2014) [-]
Apache password file used for password restricting access to files or directoy
FJ has a bug where some titles will get treated like requests to files, addy is fixing it by forcing them to be first letter upercase thus getting apache to forward the request to index.php instead of trying to get the file/directory
User avatar #68976 to #68973 - phanact (09/19/2014) [-]
That makes sense
User avatar #68977 to #68976 - phanact (09/19/2014) [-]
why is it an issue now though? like why hasnt this happened before? because the title goes first?
User avatar #68978 to #68977 - posttwo (09/19/2014) [-]
Because nobody found it before I guess
when he changed the title to go first, its when the bug was created
User avatar #68979 to #68978 - phanact (09/19/2014) [-]
ah that makes sense
how did it used to be? i thought he changed it a while ago
did he change it back to how it used to be?
User avatar #68980 to #68979 - posttwo (09/19/2014) [-]
it had like
fj.com/funny-picture/name/id or something
instead of fj.com/name/type/id
User avatar #68982 to #68980 - phanact (09/19/2014) [-]
i think he removed type and put id first or some ****
User avatar #68981 to #68980 - phanact (09/19/2014) [-]
oh
ye
User avatar #68975 to #68973 - posttwo (09/19/2014) [-]
reason that this one got you 403 while others didnt was that addy fixed the rest I have listed for him, but I didnt list htpasswds
I fat fingered it while trying to test .htpasswd and found out it exists that way
User avatar #68971 to #68970 - phanact (09/19/2014) [-]
i have no idea
ask him
User avatar #68972 to #68971 - leonhardt (09/19/2014) [-]
Well I just mentioned him so let's see
User avatar #68960 - barterbrothers (09/18/2014) [-]
hello old friend
#68958 - aibu (09/18/2014) [-]
You're a faggot.have my babies, you orange
User avatar #68956 - sewallman ONLINE (09/18/2014) [-]
stay off my profile :'(
User avatar #68957 to #68956 - sewallman ONLINE (09/18/2014) [-]
If you're not going to stay off my profile, they're having a pretty good deal going on right now:

www.amazon.com/Doc-Johnson-Vibrating-American-Chal
User avatar #68959 to #68957 - phanact (09/18/2014) [-]
I was looking at your car
get over it
User avatar #68963 to #68959 - sewallman ONLINE (09/18/2014) [-]
Ah, whatcha think?
User avatar #68964 to #68963 - phanact (09/18/2014) [-]
idk about the decal, it makes you stand out and looks dumb in my opinion. Just keeping it the way it is alone is enough to scare some drunk people.
But I do like the crown vics as they're very versitable and one of the most reliable cars out there; bearing in mind that the miles on there are hard miles.
User avatar #68965 to #68964 - sewallman ONLINE (09/19/2014) [-]
My fuel pump is shot as of today. I can fix it myself, so it'll only cost around $50 or so for the fuel pump. I think the pollution censor is also starting to go, so I'm going to fix that before it causes some damage.
User avatar #68966 to #68965 - sewallman ONLINE (09/19/2014) [-]
It's a good thing I decided to wait on selling my truck.
#68961 to #68959 - mahittamane (09/18/2014) [-]
AYY NIEKKA WARRUP WARRUP
User avatar #68953 - nought (09/18/2014) [-]
git b& already
#68951 - elriclols (09/18/2014) [-]
Can I come back now?
#68950 - beastkenten (09/18/2014) [-]
Blow it out your ass you orange **** .
-Green **** .
User avatar #68949 - commontroll (09/18/2014) [-]
So what does Admin's dick taste like?
User avatar #68948 - avocadomessiah (09/18/2014) [-]
you smell like turd and i hope you get sacrificed to a god dog by a mentally unstable cult
User avatar #68947 - fukkenname (09/18/2014) [-]
GET BANNED FGT
User avatar #68946 - halomike (09/17/2014) [-]
I thought you'd be banned by now Phanact.
User avatar #68942 - phanact (09/17/2014) [-]
predicted responses:

Go away
OH BOY HERE WE GO
HI PHANACT.jpg
User avatar #68940 - alicorn (09/17/2014) [-]
Can you ask admin why search is total **** now for regular users or get him to fix it?

Before the oatmeal ******** you could go all the way back to 2009, now a huge portion of the sites content and comments are hidden for some stupid reason.
User avatar #68941 to #68940 - phanact (09/17/2014) [-]
it only shows comments with +5 I think
User avatar #68943 to #68941 - alicorn (09/17/2014) [-]
I don't think that's the case, tested multiple comments i know had more than that and you can't find them

it's butchered to hell
User avatar #68944 to #68943 - alicorn (09/17/2014) [-]
it's been like this for nearly a year, but if nobody has noticed by now maybe it's not worth the effort to get it fixed
User avatar #68945 to #68944 - phanact (09/17/2014) [-]
ive noticed i just dont care
User avatar #68932 - satanisrealgod (09/16/2014) [-]
I swear fidelity to you
User avatar #68933 to #68932 - phanact (09/16/2014) [-]
wireless fidelity
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