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#16 - i rly thumbed up  [+] (1 new reply) 2 hours ago on North korea pics I guess... 0
User avatar #17 - kijajouteh (2 hours ago) [-]
lol nice troll m8 u has me gud lol XDDDDD

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#10 - DOWN HUhuhuauhuhwhwhuhuheuhuhhue  [+] (4 new replies) 2 hours ago on North korea pics I guess... +2
User avatar #12 - kijajouteh (2 hours ago) [-]
BITCH I THUMBED YOU DOWN TAKE THAT YOU FUCKING GAY ASS PONY ASS SUCKING CUNT LICKING BITCH HAHAHAHAHA
User avatar #16 - phanact (2 hours ago) [-]
i rly thumbed up
User avatar #17 - kijajouteh (2 hours ago) [-]
lol nice troll m8 u has me gud lol XDDDDD

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User avatar #11 - Sunset (2 hours ago) [-]
XD
#9 - thumbed  [+] (5 new replies) 2 hours ago on North korea pics I guess... +2
User avatar #10 - phanact (2 hours ago) [-]
DOWN HUhuhuauhuhwhwhuhuheuhuhhue
User avatar #12 - kijajouteh (2 hours ago) [-]
BITCH I THUMBED YOU DOWN TAKE THAT YOU FUCKING GAY ASS PONY ASS SUCKING CUNT LICKING BITCH HAHAHAHAHA
User avatar #16 - phanact (2 hours ago) [-]
i rly thumbed up
User avatar #17 - kijajouteh (2 hours ago) [-]
lol nice troll m8 u has me gud lol XDDDDD

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User avatar #11 - Sunset (2 hours ago) [-]
XD
#8542819 - zoopityzop go to bed  [+] (2 new replies) 3 hours ago on ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ... +1
User avatar #8542833 - kilroydotexe (3 hours ago) [-]
phagnact go to bed
User avatar #8542826 - zoopityzop (3 hours ago) [-]
actually no
#8542803 - crystal sure gord 3 hours ago on ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ... +1
#8542800 - fascinating  [+] (1 new reply) 3 hours ago on ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ... +1
User avatar #8542812 - puffyclouds (3 hours ago) [-]
ya
#8542795 - r u sure  [+] (3 new replies) 3 hours ago on ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ... +1
User avatar #8542804 - Sunset (3 hours ago) [-]
you're weird
User avatar #8542799 - zoopityzop (3 hours ago) [-]
crystal
User avatar #8542803 - phanact (3 hours ago) [-]
crystal sure
gord
#8542783 - k 3 hours ago on ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ... +1
#8542781 - but what  [+] (5 new replies) 3 hours ago on ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ... +1
User avatar #8542787 - zoopityzop (3 hours ago) [-]
just because you have an erection doesn't mean you're horny, and vice versa
User avatar #8542795 - phanact (3 hours ago) [-]
r u sure
User avatar #8542804 - Sunset (3 hours ago) [-]
you're weird
User avatar #8542799 - zoopityzop (3 hours ago) [-]
crystal
User avatar #8542803 - phanact (3 hours ago) [-]
crystal sure
gord
#8542778 - Morning wood is an informal term referring to the phenomenon o…  [+] (1 new reply) 3 hours ago on ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ... +1
User avatar #8542788 - Sunset (3 hours ago) [-]
yes

i'm almost positive it's not because of morning wood. i just get really horny in general

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User avatar #56143 - phanact (08/03/2013) [-]
stickied
I am Phanact. I repost content. I like orange. I'm a brony. I have an orange OC pony. People hate me because I repost content a lot, because addy likes me, because I post a lot, and because other people hate me. That's the best answer I can get for why people hate me. I will not help give you items. I will not help you get unbanned. I will not help get you colored text. No I can not convince admin to unban/undelete your account. No I will not suck your dick.

Anything else, inquire below:
User avatar #23144 - phanact (11/25/2012) [+] (1 child)
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User avatar #67125 - groovierpoet (12 hours ago) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/hue/funny-pictures/5106750/31#31

I am sorry that I didnt include you in the orgy story.

I'll be your cum dumpster for a week for you forgive me.
User avatar #67126 to #67125 - phanact (12 hours ago) [-]
its cool dude
#67127 to #67126 - groovierpoet (12 hours ago) [-]
Dont worry love, I'll tell everyone on that one orgy party you and me had with like 20 other people later..
Dont worry love, I'll tell everyone on that one orgy party you and me had with like 20 other people later..
User avatar #67104 to #67103 - phanact (12 hours ago) [-]
I just finally got on my PC
SINCE YOU LET IT DIE IT DECIDED TO INSTALL RESTARTS FOR THE PAST 30 MIN
#67105 to #67104 - fjaddictftw (12 hours ago) [-]
YOU ARE SUCH ******* ****** DICK!!!
YOU'RE JUST A ****** ATTENTION WHORE AND YOU SHOULD JUST DIE AND GO TO ******* HELL. IN FACT I WANT TO BE THE ONE WHO GETS TO BASH YOUR ******* HEAD INTO A WALL UNTIL IT'S ALL JUST LUMPS OF BRAIN, BLOOD, AND SKULL FRAGMENTS.
YOU SUCK
User avatar #67112 to #67111 - phanact (12 hours ago) [-]
is that blaze
User avatar #67113 to #67112 - fjaddictftw (12 hours ago) [-]
ya filthy recolor of her
User avatar #67114 to #67113 - phanact (12 hours ago) [-]
who made it
User avatar #67115 to #67114 - fjaddictftw (12 hours ago) [-]
some hasbro fellow
User avatar #67116 to #67115 - phanact (12 hours ago) [-]
what a fag
User avatar #67118 to #67116 - fjaddictftw (12 hours ago) [-]
it like never says that

User avatar #67120 to #67118 - phanact (12 hours ago) [-]
its disabled to stop annoying *****
User avatar #67121 to #67120 - fjaddictftw (12 hours ago) [-]
disabled?
User avatar #67117 to #67116 - fjaddictftw (12 hours ago) [-]
whyy does ur skype say online
User avatar #67119 to #67117 - phanact (12 hours ago) [-]
im always online fact
User avatar #67122 to #67119 - fjaddictftw (12 hours ago) [-]
then y ru ignor
User avatar #67124 to #67122 - phanact (12 hours ago) [-]
you messaged me? idk im working on ****
User avatar #67100 - tranquilizer (04/20/2014) [-]
LOL HAHA 530 INJECT IT HOMOSEXUAL


giraffe is best animal
User avatar #67099 - whiteniggers (04/20/2014) [-]
i was minutes away from donating £15 to the phancraft server, went back to the game, and saw i was banned for an hour, with no reason, no mod name, no anything

so yeah, let me know if there was a ******* reason, if not, sort your ****** mods pls
User avatar #67102 to #67099 - phanact (22 hours ago) [-]
venomcobra said greifing, found at multiple places
User avatar #67101 to #67099 - whiteniggers (04/20/2014) [-]
username: ratchits
User avatar #67095 - dylanweber (04/20/2014) [-]
4/20 blaze it :^)
User avatar #67094 - mrturferpop (04/20/2014) [-]
No seriously you glorious piece of **** , my login is wrong.
Halp.
User avatar #67097 to #67096 - mrturferpop (04/20/2014) [-]
I fixed it, **** off sweet heart.
<3
User avatar #67093 - modstatgenerator (04/18/2014) [-]
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User avatar #67080 - flutterway **User deleted account** (04/17/2014) [-]
Hey Phan, you on yet?
User avatar #67081 to #67080 - phanact (04/18/2014) [-]
now i am
User avatar #67082 to #67081 - flutterway **User deleted account** (04/18/2014) [-]
Good.
User avatar #67084 to #67083 - flutterway **User deleted account** (04/18/2014) [-]
Because I spent hours searching for enderman to get ender pearls today only to find that The End doesn't work.
User avatar #67085 to #67084 - phanact (04/18/2014) [-]
more info pls
User avatar #67086 to #67085 - flutterway **User deleted account** (04/18/2014) [-]
Message me on minecraft, you can TP to me where the activated end portal is that I made. I cannot enter it. I WAS DROPPED INTO LAVA BECAUSE IT DOESN'T WORK.
User avatar #67087 to #67086 - phanact (04/18/2014) [-]
ok
not 2nite
phanact.com/contact
submit this so i can c it 2 moro
User avatar #67088 to #67087 - flutterway **User deleted account** (04/18/2014) [-]
Will you at least TP to me so I can show you the fortress so you can test it?
User avatar #67089 to #67088 - phanact (04/18/2014) [-]
2moro or w/e sure
User avatar #67090 to #67089 - flutterway **User deleted account** (04/18/2014) [-]
what's happening for you tonight?
User avatar #67091 to #67090 - phanact (04/18/2014) [-]
sleep
13 hr work 2moro
User avatar #67092 to #67091 - flutterway **User deleted account** (04/18/2014) [-]
ouch. Is there a way I could get 15 ender eyes and info on which world is the "main" world? Is it spawn? Maybe the different worlds outside the main one do not support The End.
User avatar #67065 - Benry (04/17/2014) [-]
I love you, Phanact. Please, come back to me.
User avatar #67054 - errdayimfjing (04/16/2014) [-]
Hey phanact, does your name have to do anything with phanaticism?
User avatar #67056 to #67055 - errdayimfjing (04/16/2014) [-]
Sooooo fanatacism of Ponies, correct? How'd you manage to learn about a word like that for your account? and why'd you add the "c"?
User avatar #67057 to #67056 - phanact (04/16/2014) [-]
I was 8 and mispelled fanatic
User avatar #67059 to #67057 - errdayimfjing (04/16/2014) [-]
also this is a stupid question, but what's up with funnyjunk's front page? like why are the first two rows shifted over to the right?
User avatar #67058 to #67057 - errdayimfjing (04/16/2014) [-]
Wait are you serious? haha and here I was thinking I discovered that you actually had some deep meaning behind it. **** close reading then haha
User avatar #67052 - syrianassassin (04/16/2014) [-]
phanact
you are the only goyim gonnna do the help!
User avatar #67048 - shadowrated (04/15/2014) [-]
fan act
User avatar #67046 - baconface (04/15/2014) [-]
You should get a dynamic map for the minecraft server, ive always thought those were really cool.
User avatar #67050 to #67046 - phanact (04/16/2014) [-]
We have one but its moderator only access
User avatar #67044 - gardenmanly (04/15/2014) [-]
I think links needs a new head moderator
do you mind if I head links? I used to do a lot of them before I took a break and since I've been back thats really all I've been doing since I noticed there are a **** ton unreviewed.
User avatar #67045 to #67044 - phanact (04/15/2014) [-]
as long as you can promise me they'll get done,
User avatar #67047 to #67045 - gardenmanly (04/15/2014) [-]
Well with 30,000 unreviewed link, they wont be done like tomorrow, but I do promise they'll be done as quickly as possible. I already have a game plan in mind
User avatar #67049 to #67047 - phanact (04/16/2014) [-]
ok go ahead then
tell xenxio
User avatar #67060 to #67049 - gardenmanly (04/16/2014) [-]
nvm I guess my plan to get them done by time period was **** , my comment on the board was deleted
ah well, gg
User avatar #67062 to #67061 - gardenmanly (04/16/2014) [-]
I wrote up a little message to the other people's doing links, suggesting we do them month by month, like one mod does one month, one does another, etc. Instead of every mod just going through randomly just to give it more organization to be more efficient and hopefully get rid of all the unreviewed links.
But the comment was deleted sometime while I was offline, so I guess for whatever reason it must not have been a good plan

Se la vie, I gave it a shot! Sorry
User avatar #67064 to #67063 - gardenmanly (04/16/2014) [-]
yeh no worries
User avatar #67053 to #67049 - gardenmanly (04/16/2014) [-]
done, thanks!
#67051 to #67049 - anonymous (04/16/2014) [-]
Ur so gay
User avatar #67043 - modstatgenerator (04/15/2014) [-]
absolutely amazing
User avatar #67041 - abstractpink (04/15/2014) [-]
*****
ur gonna love me
okay?
User avatar #67036 - kievaughnb ONLINE (04/15/2014) [-]
Hey, some guy was wrongfully banned
User avatar #67037 to #67036 - phanact (04/15/2014) [-]
Thank you for informing me
I know now completely what you mean, have links and evidence, examples and references, to now properly deal with the situation. Thank you for bringing it to my attention
User avatar #67039 to #67037 - kievaughnb ONLINE (04/15/2014) [-]
The situation's been resolved, by the way. Also, I felt like I should apologize and thank you. You've done a great job, but sometimes you do **** that makes me mad. Even so, I can't pretend to be the entire site's population. I feel like I made a fair point but I don't know if I actually did. If you think I did, please take it to heart.

Also, I hold no animosity towards you for being demoted anymore. I was a bad mod and then I acted childish when I got kicked off. As a guy who just five minutes ago told you that the mods are the lifeblood of the site, I have to believe it too, and I now realize that I was a **** mod.
User avatar #67038 to #67037 - kievaughnb ONLINE (04/15/2014) [-]
It's not my fault that prior notification is a necessity when you always appear to be offline. Now if you'd stop being a pompous ass for two seconds I could explain it to you, but you refuse to be professional. These little transgressions need to stop. I'd be lying if I said you weren't good at your job, but when you act like a cock you kind of take the charm out of the site. Unless, of course, you feel like the class clown and like the attention, in which case you deserve to be demoted to "class dunce" instead of "head of the team that keeps this site alive."

Yes, I'm mad. If you can see through the anger I think I've actually made some fair points. I have no reason to feel wronged if you retort, but before you do please at least read what I said over. You're seriously the lifeblood of FJ right behind admin and you've gotta own up to it, bro. Please.

#67030 - anonymous (04/15/2014) [-]
Why'd you ban my account on MC?

xxsilverwolf93xx
User avatar #67031 to #67030 - phanact (04/15/2014) [-]
Venomcobra told me it was a temp ban for greifing for destroying farms and stealing glowstone
#67032 to #67031 - anonymous (04/15/2014) [-]
Oh. It was one farm with no buildings or shelter around it, so I assumed that they were from villagers or just spawned. As for the glowstone I'll take the blame for that, all the servers I have been on say that you do not have permission to do something so I wasn't sure (even though I shouldn't have) I'll return everything though if you'd like after the ban.
#67033 to #67032 - anonymous (04/15/2014) [-]
And **** , you'll probably ban me longer or permanently which I guess will be fine. I took a bed, and frames. <I seriously need to learn more about griefing>
#67034 to #67033 - anonymous (04/15/2014) [-]
I promise I'll return ev
erything and just stay out of the server. Okay?
User avatar #67035 to #67034 - phanact (04/15/2014) [-]
Nah dude
just let the ban expire
If its not yours, just don't touch it really

you'll be fine
how long is the ban
#67040 to #67035 - anonymous (04/15/2014) [-]
For two days. So tomorrow I'll be good. I am really sorry. I'll be sure not to do it again.
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