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User avatar #462 - samxdaxman (03/27/2013) [-]
Hey :) just sayin' hi to all my FJ friends. Whatsup?
User avatar #461 - samxdaxman (01/10/2013) [-]
hello(for those who are new to my friends list, every once in a while i write on their profiles and say whatsup).
so, how are you?
User avatar #458 - samxdaxman (11/20/2012) [-]
making my social rounds again, just checking in on everyone. hows it been bro?
User avatar #459 to #458 - pffrad (12/05/2012) [-]
good, good :P TY.
User avatar #460 to #459 - samxdaxman (12/05/2012) [-]
Anytime. That's good!
User avatar #455 - trollguyderp ONLINE (11/02/2012) [-]
Lol ty :-)
User avatar #456 to #455 - pffrad (11/02/2012) [-]
No prob, and good luck. BTW if i pick a few more i will give ´em to you.

Have a good hunt!
User avatar #457 to #456 - trollguyderp ONLINE (11/02/2012) [-]
Thanks bro your awsome!
User avatar #453 - trollguyderp ONLINE (11/02/2012) [-]
what do you want for them??
User avatar #454 to #453 - pffrad (11/02/2012) [-]
You can send to me:
Crystal stuff that i dont have
Pony related stuff i dont have
any item that i dont have.

Remeber that corrupt souls are a lttle more valuable tan normal ones. :P
#419 - tahusauras **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #420 to #419 - pffrad (11/01/2012) [-]
Not really. I am looking at this point for pony/crystal stuff that i dont have.

Also, i have a couple of opened wooden chests that you might be interested.
#421 to #420 - tahusauras **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #422 to #421 - pffrad (11/01/2012) [-]
well...what might you like? or qhat might you collect?

Give me a hint and i can pick up from there.
#423 to #422 - tahusauras **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #424 to #423 - pffrad (11/01/2012) [-]
how many for your key?
#425 to #424 - tahusauras **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #426 to #425 - pffrad (11/01/2012) [-]
50? 1ticket = 1k.
#432 to #426 - tahusauras **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #434 to #432 - pffrad (11/01/2012) [-]
can u send me the request?

my internet is horrible today =/
#438 to #434 - tahusauras **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #439 to #438 - pffrad (11/01/2012) [-]
You are awesome. TY man :D
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User avatar #416 - Thorneyeagle (10/31/2012) [-]
What do you want for those recipes?
User avatar #418 to #417 - pffrad (10/31/2012) [-]
Ty, bro :D If you want anything else just let me know.
User avatar #412 - sakkeee (10/31/2012) [-]
what do you want from angelic chest and key
User avatar #413 to #412 - pffrad (10/31/2012) [-]
A few of your crystal dupes OR a few of your pony stuff. :3

From an angelic you will get assorted ores/gems/tickets, at least 2 rares/super rares and a crystal chest set, so i think is fair. Also you have 9 of 10 possibilities to obtain a trojan chest and 4 of 10 to get the key.
User avatar #414 to #413 - sakkeee (10/31/2012) [-]
offer sent
User avatar #415 to #414 - pffrad (10/31/2012) [-]
Good luck! Please post results :D
#380 - pffrad (10/27/2012) [-]
Sorry for my horrible english, TY.
So first, everything that happened last night was one third luck, one third love and one third the help of my awesome friends. In that last grup enters my dogs kztroll and warlordvegeta. You guys are awesome.

So i picked it up in her work like 7:30, and my ¨limousine¨ was a freakin Yamaha Pasola.

We then go to her dep. and she had completely changed her style for the evening, wowing me yet again. She looked gorgeous.

First, i took her to a cosy restaurant to have some dinner. She dont drink and i was setting the mood for the night. We ate fondue of white chocolate (Not as expensive as i thought it would be) and i tell her some random jokes. Her smile is really cute.

LOL i am writing like that fag of Bruno Mars.

Then we went to the movies, to watch JB Skyfall. Good movie, i was afraid that she find it boring but whe found it very cool actually.

At the middle of it, i kissed her and she was ok on it.

After the movie, i grasp her hand and we played a few videogames at the arcade. She is very good on THOTD4.

Well... The night was almost over, so we went to a pub. It was actually funny, in that place was a scotish drunk man telling random stories of the time he worked in a casino as croupier. She finally drinked a Cinderella.

And then, i did it:

¨So... Where do you want to go now?¨
¨IDK...¨
¨Oh, C´ mon, please tell me...¨
¨*holds my hand* I'll go where you want me to go¨
*Lemonkeyface.jpg*
¨K´... What if we go to my place?¨
¨´k¨

And Then.

We were sitting on my couch, talking random stuff, it was like 11:15 Pm and i put some music on the stereo . She standed up and we started to dance. And then she kissed me. And i kissed her. Next thing i know is that i was ********** her on the couch.

So i said: I know a better place and i took her to my bedroom. **** , i suspected that she was hot under that shirt but man... It was awesome to have her ***** on my bed.

BTW, she was wearing yellow underwear.
*Insert here censored stuff*

So this is the part i think i ****** up.

We were doing what a woman and a man do for the third time, and i was on the heat of the moment, so i said I love you, i really do

And she entered in what i want to call blender mode.

I... can barelly describe that feeling. **** . She was squeezing me out.

*Insert here more censored stuff untill 2am*

Ok, then i woke up like seven/eight o'clock in the morning. I went to the BT and saw my face at the mirror. I was having what i like to call the Steven Seagal smirn. AKA This:
2.bp.blogspot.com/_tCnPvdnJd3k/Sau2GvwmygI/AAAAAAAAKRs/YzN0Gm7YSQE/s1600/steven-seagal-kmgblogsome.jpg

She woke up too and asked me the hour. Then we bath togheter, ate some breakfast i made and went to class at the university -We got laboratory today-.

When she said goodbye to me, after class, she kissed me again, very deep, and said ¨I love you too¨. *************** .

And then, here i am, dont knowing if what i said screw it all in the long haul.

TY again guise and TY for reading this **** . I... Just hope that everything works fine.
User avatar #383 to #380 - kztroll (10/27/2012) [-]
You sir are a boss, glad to help and I think you did a great job and gave her a great night bro.
Don't worry about it though I don't think you screwed it up at all, if you don't want it to get too serious then don't mention it again even if she does try to cover it up otherwise you made a pretty good catch there.
Once again good job man.
User avatar #385 to #383 - pffrad (10/28/2012) [-]
TY bro... I was all thanks to you and Veggie. You guys are awesome and i wish from the most deep corner of my heart that you guys have a great night of sex whit the girl of your dreams.

Have a great hunt, dog!
User avatar #386 to #385 - kztroll (10/28/2012) [-]
Will do man and if I need any help or advice I guess I could come to you guys!
User avatar #387 to #386 - pffrad (10/28/2012) [-]
Shure thing!
User avatar #384 to #383 - kztroll (10/27/2012) [-]
I don't know why great was crossed out there lol
User avatar #376 - GeorgeTheHax (10/26/2012) [-]
Thanks pffrad, may a flock of ******* reach your crotch by days end
User avatar #377 to #376 - pffrad (10/26/2012) [-]
hahaha TY
User avatar #367 - jingleforth (10/26/2012) [-]
Nice special topaz.
How much?
I suck at offers. ;_;
User avatar #369 to #367 - pffrad (10/26/2012) [-]
IDK, try to send a fair offer. I like stuff that i dont have.
User avatar #364 - DrCake (10/26/2012) [-]
how much could i get for a fj imp
User avatar #365 to #364 - pffrad (10/26/2012) [-]
You are offering or you are buying?
User avatar #366 to #365 - DrCake (10/26/2012) [-]
im buying points
User avatar #368 to #366 - pffrad (10/26/2012) [-]
Oh, i remeber now. Well i sell point for stuff i dont have. :D
User avatar #370 to #368 - DrCake (10/26/2012) [-]
fab dragonfly egg?
User avatar #371 to #370 - pffrad (10/26/2012) [-]
`k. Like 500?
User avatar #372 to #371 - DrCake (10/26/2012) [-]
Nah thats way too little
User avatar #373 to #372 - pffrad (10/26/2012) [-]
It`s not so rare, you know? :P And i have unopened chests.

User avatar #374 to #373 - DrCake (10/26/2012) [-]
true. how about 800
User avatar #375 to #374 - pffrad (10/26/2012) [-]
700. Send trade if you like.
User avatar #362 - feferest (10/26/2012) [-]
Thanks, but I could use some corrupted next time. :P
User avatar #363 to #362 - pffrad (10/26/2012) [-]
:)
User avatar #359 - ffffyou (10/25/2012) [-]
thanks
User avatar #360 to #359 - pffrad (10/25/2012) [-]
No prob, man. have a good hunt!
User avatar #361 to #360 - ffffyou (10/25/2012) [-]
same for you
User avatar #357 - bluemeatmballs (10/25/2012) [-]
what can i get for 16 dementic ore
User avatar #358 to #357 - pffrad (10/25/2012) [-]
IDK... check my stuff and send trade. We can pick it from there :D
User avatar #347 - juceeer (10/25/2012) [-]
A dolan for the chest?
User avatar #348 to #347 - pffrad (10/25/2012) [-]
Nope i only have one, is disscontinued and i have to look for the key after that.

Check my dupes. Have in mind that to get the key i will have to do A LOT of stuff if we made a deal.
User avatar #349 to #348 - juceeer (10/25/2012) [-]
No no you have 2 of them! Is it still a no?
User avatar #350 to #349 - pffrad (10/25/2012) [-]
2? oh, well, if that is the case i would love to trade. Send it.

Optional (aka you are not obligated in any way to do this):
If you want to add something to the trade to make it a little more fair, it would be great! :D
User avatar #352 to #350 - juceeer (10/25/2012) [-]
If you arent feeling satisfied just say it and I'll send another 25 ore to you!
User avatar #351 to #350 - juceeer (10/25/2012) [-]
I'm sorry that I asked for sandwhiches :p
User avatar #353 to #351 - pffrad (10/25/2012) [-]
No problem. I accepted because i really needed some ingots -i am building a demonic chest- :D You are a great user.

BTW, Feel free to look my stuff and send offer if something rings your bell.
User avatar #354 to #353 - juceeer (10/25/2012) [-]
Haha you too man! And you can see I have a ******** of angelic/demonic ore, feel free to by them also >:)
User avatar #356 to #354 - pffrad (10/25/2012) [-]
well, i will check your stuff right now. :D
User avatar #355 to #354 - juceeer (10/25/2012) [-]
feel free to buy* them
User avatar #331 - dalemc (10/24/2012) [-]
catzombie is not a scammer, let the board no man. He had an alt account were he did have over 200k thumbs.
User avatar #332 to #331 - pffrad (10/24/2012) [-]
I know, he send a message to me =/
User avatar #333 to #332 - dalemc (10/24/2012) [-]
I feel bad now, and what are you on about man?
User avatar #334 to #333 - pffrad (10/24/2012) [-]
I feel bad 2, i think we **** it up.
User avatar #335 to #334 - dalemc (10/24/2012) [-]
Sorry catzombie
User avatar #325 - soulrippa (10/24/2012) [-]
so do i get a rare?
User avatar #326 to #325 - pffrad (10/24/2012) [-]
Contest is still up. wait untill it finish!
www.funnyjunk.com/items/1096097#1096097
User avatar #323 - soulrippa (10/23/2012) [-]
i think i won your contest man
User avatar #324 to #323 - pffrad (10/23/2012) [-]
hahaha...You = 9/10 you won a rare for made me laugh-

I will send trade when this **** ends, man.
User avatar #320 - jingleforth (10/23/2012) [-]
I sell you toad
User avatar #321 to #320 - pffrad (10/23/2012) [-]
allready got 2, ty.
User avatar #322 to #321 - jingleforth (10/23/2012) [-]
Oh. :((
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