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#74 - Also, how would you explain then in the first movie when he go…  [+] (2 replies) 08/26/2016 on Fun fact -1
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#97 - holycrapimacupcake (08/26/2016) [-]
He became unworthy. Also he became nothing more than a human in the first movie.
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#76 - ultronyourgod (08/26/2016) [-]
I said if it was based completely on the myths.
#5 - "Docking complete. Ready to begin refueling process."…  [+] (4 replies) 07/09/2016 on Two guys "docking" midair +109
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#29 - Mozzak (07/09/2016) [-]
At that speed he'd just piss all over his legs
#33 - anon (07/09/2016) [-]
No, it's called terminal velocity. The pee would come out faster than the speed he's going so his pee would hit the guys face if it doesn't first break the sound barrier and travel through a wormhole to another dimension
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#51 - Mozzak (07/10/2016) [-]
No mate it's called wind
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#44 - psychologyxplain (07/09/2016) [-]
#5 - "I really wish you would just actually ******* pet me rat…  [+] (1 reply) 03/27/2016 on Its so fluffy! +30
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#12 - sladelr (03/27/2016) [-]
that's a hairy woman then.
#14 - List of 30 things that will never happen to me  [+] (22 replies) 02/09/2016 on he strikes another one +297
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#177 - blacklightsun (02/09/2016) [-]
I counted like 7-ish things that a girl does to me...
The problem here is: She is my ex, she broke up with me, she has a new boyfriend.
So yeah, I just ignore her completely...
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#165 - quotetype (02/09/2016) [-]
You could get a girl to punch you.
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#128 - talldumbdork (02/09/2016) [-]
Don't worry Pesty, she can't resist your sexual advances on 30 if she is passed out.
#106 - ddoggdiggity (02/09/2016) [-]
It prolly did you just didn't notice
#61 - anon (02/09/2016) [-]
>List of 30 things that will never happen to me
>>but they happen to my friends, by the same grill i am interested in

Kill me
#119 - anon (02/09/2016) [-]
If she aint interested in you, move on, find another you are interested in instead of wallowing in your own pity.
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#57 - barakakaka (02/09/2016) [-]
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#48 - kyoutu (02/09/2016) [-]
because you're a whiney bitch*
#44 - officialtrip (02/09/2016) [-]
Think of all the settlements you get to to help
#24 - batmanuel (02/09/2016) [-]
Dude, we live on a planet with over seven billion people on it. If you spend enough time out of the house, you'll eventually meet someone somewhere who somehow thinks that you aren't as bad as somebody else they know. You'll have a chance the moment that you choose to take one.
#46 - anon (02/09/2016) [-]
Hey. Pshht. You're breaking it. This is fj, a site where everyone complains how munch no gf they have.
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#233 - batmanuel (02/10/2016) [-]
Shit, you're right. If these guys go outside, then that leaves fewer prospective mates for the rest of that. Sorry chaps, here's hoping that he works out his frustrations on an imported body-pillow.
#45 - anon (02/09/2016) [-]
law of infinite probability there is a chance where it all could happen and where none of it could happen. the likely hood is against his notion but he very well could never meet someone.
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#234 - batmanuel (02/10/2016) [-]
Well, you miss a hundred percent of the shots you don't take. If you feel like using math to convince yourself that you'll die alone, then I wish you luck.
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#26 - qnamanmanga (02/09/2016) [-]
The point is, you wouldn't be attarcted to that person.
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#175 - thatonesouthernkid (02/09/2016) [-]
that feel when you are "attractive" according to a lot of people. but only ugly girls show interest in you, and all the hot ones notice nothing but how much of a fucking weirdo you are.
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#180 - qnamanmanga (02/09/2016) [-]
I belive weak personality is like delayed suicide for men. If you aren't gay you will never fuck anything above 2/10. People are a genetic combination of their ancestors. Because we are random combination of our ancestor's gene pool, some of them are doomed to fail. Basically, when guy will inherit mother's emotional sensitivity he is fucked up. It's same with girl who had huge jaw, or something, what is typical for guys, and make her ugly, to the point, where she can't wish for someone desperated enough to share life with her.
So, as men. You can be physically attractive, but you can't get anything, because of your character. Your character is a problem, you aren't evil, but without domination, and huge self esteem, you aren't attractive. And there's nothing strage with that. Women who chose loosers will never reproduce. Man who had such problem isn't able to raise health child. It's evolution in their true, simple form. When you are like this, you should find other sense in life.
#235 - batmanuel (02/10/2016) [-]
I happen to find women with powerful jaws quite catching.
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#225 - thatonesouthernkid (02/10/2016) [-]
no I'm pretty confident, just very strange. when I said I was a weirdo, I didn't mean I sit alone in the corner and cry. I meant I just act strange, like for some reason I don't react the same way to any circumstance the way anyone expects me to. I just do weird shit.
#192 - anon (02/09/2016) [-]
What a load of bullshit...
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#194 - qnamanmanga (02/09/2016) [-]
#43 - anon (02/09/2016) [-]
If you give that much of a shit, become attractive yourself first.
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