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Date Signed Up:3/18/2012
Last Login:9/17/2013
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Comment Thumbs: 13234 total,  15104 ,  1870
Content Level Progress: 6.77% (4/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 23% (230/1000)
Level 313 Comments: Wizard → Level 314 Comments: Wizard
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Total Comments Made:3347
FJ Points:3319
R.I.P My original account, Vaginastar :(

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#202 - Picture 08/16/2012 on troll +21
#189 - Picture 08/16/2012 on Labour +3
#61 - **penistar rolled a random image posted in comment #240 at … 08/16/2012 on Bathroom Break 0
#138 - Picture 08/16/2012 on Niggers 0
#120 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 08/16/2012 on problem solved +3
#125 - anonymous (08/16/2012) [-]
What the fuck is with Patrick's tooth? I swear, the new episodes make him look childish, when he's supposed to just be retarded...
#139 - There's only one explanation for this... 08/16/2012 on FML +11
#143 - **penistar rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at O… 08/16/2012 on First world problem for... -2
#167 - Comment deleted 08/16/2012 on Game Grumps 0
#325 - This man is the precursor of a future cyborg. 08/16/2012 on A True Legend +2
#141 - Picture 08/15/2012 on Nice tat 0
#116 - This game was my **** ...  [+] (2 new replies) 08/15/2012 on Gameboy +5
#128 - Wumbologist (08/15/2012) [-]
MOTHER OF GOD
I fucking BOUGHT my gameboy just to play this game.
This game was, is, and always will be my favorite video game of all fucking time.
I jizzed my pants when I got my first class change. Then I changed my shorts, saw that Lyn could now use bows, and I jizzed them a second time.
The soundtrack of this game is the soundtrack of my motherfucking life.
Few words will ever inspire the fear in me that "Ch. 27 Cog of Destiny" did.
My god, this game is everything.
No. Everything is this game.
To reexperience this game, for the first time, with beautiful childlike innocence, would be the ultimate gift any deity who calls itself "God " could ever bestow upon me.
I don't think I'll ever experience anything half as satisfying as training up one particular unit to become an absolute motherfucker, pointing at it, and saying, "this is my Guy."

...I feel emotionally drained. Thank you, penistar. Thank you for reminding me of the joys of pure, unadulterated childlike wonder.
#119 - peppebronie (08/15/2012) [-]
Good memories make me happy!
#256 - Lord have mercy on that pussy! 08/15/2012 on 10 year olds have it going on +7
#21 - This is what Magikarp REALLY evolves to.  [+] (3 new replies) 08/15/2012 on Fish belong in water +34
#24 - kidink (08/15/2012) [-]
#37 - welcometoatl (08/15/2012) [-]
I Lol'ed so loud. I needed that. You have a wonderful day.
User avatar #97 - kidink (08/15/2012) [-]
glad to hear that:)
#177 - **penistar rolled a random image posted in comment #48 at … 08/15/2012 on Morbid for students +2
#54949 - Trading Juan Peron for a dictator I don't have of equal value. 08/15/2012 on Item Discussion +1
#54946 - Iron ore doesn't drop anymore!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/15/2012 on Item Discussion +2
User avatar #54947 - invshika (08/15/2012) [-]
heh, actually it's more like I DON'T HAVE TO SIT AT MY COMPUTER ALL DAY!!!!








i just have to find people willing to trade theirs away...
#170 - When I was in 8th grade, I apparently ****** my f… 08/15/2012 on rumors +2
#67 - Comment deleted 08/15/2012 on Inner beauty you say :) 0
#211 - Why do these still exist!? 08/15/2012 on Good way coming out of the... +12
#185 - RIP Polish bro. 08/15/2012 on RIP Joe Kubert 0
#152 - I'd **** Aly Raisman  [+] (1 new reply) 08/15/2012 on Am I too late +1
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#363 - Picture 08/15/2012 on Brb killing myself +7
#378 - I wish my parents were that cool...  [+] (1 new reply) 08/15/2012 on I Love My Family +2
#390 - benmasta (08/15/2012) [-]
reminded me
#722 - My parents divorced when I was 4, but my life wasn't even clos…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/15/2012 on That's Cute +2
#775 - barba (08/16/2012) [-]
I share the same experience my brother. We're lucky everything worked out.
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#16 - Items are kinda like trading cards right now, they are collect…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/15/2012 on penistar's profile 0
User avatar #19 - magictangelo (08/18/2012) [-]
i see

welp i have seen a few rare things but never came close

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#175 - graemearg **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #177 to #175 - penistar (10/28/2012) [-]
I don't really collect items anymore, but any dupes I have are fair game.
#179 to #177 - graemearg **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #180 to #179 - penistar (10/28/2012) [-]
Eh, I don't care really.
#181 to #180 - graemearg **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #182 to #181 - penistar (10/28/2012) [-]
Someone an heroed over items? wat
#31 - graemearg **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #32 to #31 - penistar (10/02/2012) [-]
Eh, I don't really collect items often anymore, so I'm not sure.
#33 to #32 - graemearg **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #34 to #33 - penistar (10/02/2012) [-]
Eh, what items do you want?
#35 to #34 - graemearg **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #36 to #35 - penistar (10/02/2012) [-]
If I have dupes of those items, it's yours.
#37 to #36 - graemearg **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #38 to #37 - penistar (10/02/2012) [-]
It also sucks that many of those items too are discontinued or extremely rare :/
#39 to #38 - graemearg **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#30 - mariothesuper (09/28/2012) [-]
I trade all of my items for you jimmi rustler!
#27 - graemearg **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #28 to #27 - penistar (09/17/2012) [-]
If I have dupes of those items, I'll trade it for anything of equal value.
#29 to #28 - graemearg **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #21 - brendandingleberry (09/16/2012) [-]
Hey, would you like to trade? I'm trying to get a few of the things you have (more specifically the presidents), so if you're interested maybe you could go and check out my items and see if there's anything you like. A lot of my stuff is up for trade, just not all of it.
User avatar #22 to #21 - penistar (09/16/2012) [-]
Dupes are fair game for me. I will trade you any of my dupes for anything of equal value.
User avatar #23 to #22 - brendandingleberry (09/16/2012) [-]
Alright, I'll send a request in a few.
User avatar #24 to #23 - brendandingleberry (09/16/2012) [-]
Okay, so all of the items I'm requesting from you add up to 10,050 points together and are all dupes or more. I am sending you items that when added up the points are 14,000 total. Sound fair?
User avatar #25 to #24 - penistar (09/16/2012) [-]
Sounds good.
User avatar #15 - magictangelo (08/15/2012) [-]
hey i wanted to ask a few things

one what are the items even for like what do they do
and how do you get such good stuff
User avatar #16 to #15 - penistar (08/15/2012) [-]
Items are kinda like trading cards right now, they are collectible, but useless, at least, for the mean time. And the good stuff is really rare, and they appear randomly. In order to get those rare things, you have to have the reflexes of an Asian and this is no exaggeration either.
User avatar #19 to #16 - magictangelo (08/18/2012) [-]
i see

welp i have seen a few rare things but never came close
#4 to #3 - penistar (08/10/2012) [-]
The 12 year old summerfags raped my comment :(
The 12 year old summerfags raped my comment :(
#5 to #4 - Dwarf (08/10/2012) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #14 at 3D pregnancy ** MFW I thumbed it down.
#6 to #5 - penistar (08/10/2012) [-]
**penistar rolled a random image posted in comment #104649 at Anime & Manga ** MFW
#7 to #6 - Dwarf (08/10/2012) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #437221 at FJ Pony Thread 14 ** MFW I'm going to find a string of comments of mine that got about -300 thumbs total or something like that. Be right back.
#8 to #7 - penistar (08/10/2012) [-]
**penistar rolled a random image posted in comment #60 at fucking china ** mfw I wait for you
User avatar #9 to #8 - Dwarf (08/10/2012) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random comment #12223 posted by jixxy at Item Discussion ** :
I got hitler. what is he worth?
What I said when I returned.

funnyjunk.com/channel/pokemon/pokeguy+or+familymon/GqrbGTd/22#22

funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/1515781/Then/12#12

On my quest to find the thread that ****** me up, I found another comment that was bad too. <_<
User avatar #11 to #9 - penistar (08/10/2012) [-]
I usually don't get more than 20 red thumbs so I can't find anything.
#10 to #9 - penistar (08/10/2012) [-]
**penistar rolled a random image posted in comment #112 at dont hate me cuz im beautiful ** mfw I lol'd
#12 to #10 - Dwarf (08/10/2012) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #199 at Title ** MFW I reread the comments and I still find them true and funny. :3
#13 to #12 - penistar (08/10/2012) [-]
**penistar rolled a random image posted in comment #16 at just though it was funny ** MFW we are doing a mfwfest
#17 to #13 - oregamesss (08/18/2012) [-]
**oregamesss rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at Stupid lvl: I don't even know ** MFW BITCHES FALL FROM THE SKY
#20 to #17 - Dwarf (08/18/2012) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #125 at No more faith left ** MFW 						******					 you gay
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #125 at No more faith left ** MFW ****** you gay
#18 to #17 - penistar (08/18/2012) [-]
**penistar rolled a random image posted in comment #400741 at FJ Pony Thread 14 ** mfw OHMYGOD WHERE DID YOU COME FROM!?
User avatar #14 to #13 - Dwarf (08/10/2012) [-]
**Dwarf rolled user skummel ** I'm going to MFW on this guy's profile.
User avatar #1 - Dwarf (07/21/2012) [-]
I know that feel bro. I
User avatar #2 to #1 - Dwarf (07/21/2012) [-]
didn't mean to put that I at the end.
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