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#30 - if you wanna see more of our cosplay stuff though check our fa… 09/17/2014 on Borderlands 2 Comp Part 2 0
#29 - Our tiny tina did, maya and I didnt sadly, wish i had seen th… 09/17/2014 on Borderlands 2 Comp Part 2 0
#2 - agrees with the guy below me 09/17/2014 on The Story of Whatsherpickle 0
#7 - *hand in the air* me me me  [+] (1 new reply) 09/17/2014 on Borderlands 2 Comp Part 2 0
User avatar #8 - grunttsd (09/17/2014) [-]
it's out there now! i had to retype it for some reason
#5 - thats pretty close to molesting him :/ ANOTHER WONDERFUL REAS…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/17/2014 on Borderlands 2 Comp Part 2 +1
User avatar #6 - grunttsd (09/17/2014) [-]
Heck yeah! who's ready for some OC?
User avatar #7 - penispenisthree (09/17/2014) [-]
*hand in the air* me me me
User avatar #8 - grunttsd (09/17/2014) [-]
it's out there now! i had to retype it for some reason
#3 - gonna guess molested by a very fat greesy person of a unspecif…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/17/2014 on Borderlands 2 Comp Part 2 0
User avatar #4 - grunttsd (09/17/2014) [-]
He wasn't molested, and she actually wasn't that bad looking, it's that she dragged him around the convention, with me in tow not knowing what was going on, and when i was out of earshot, she would whisper nasty sexual things to him. I really want to tell this story as content now, i'm so excited!
User avatar #5 - penispenisthree (09/17/2014) [-]
thats pretty close to molesting him :/ ANOTHER WONDERFUL REASON FOR BATTLE READY PROP WEAPONS

really though, go make that content brah, lord knows fj always needs new content.
User avatar #6 - grunttsd (09/17/2014) [-]
Heck yeah! who's ready for some OC?
User avatar #7 - penispenisthree (09/17/2014) [-]
*hand in the air* me me me
User avatar #8 - grunttsd (09/17/2014) [-]
it's out there now! i had to retype it for some reason
#7 - holy **** im 20 and i have half this done. Ive g…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/17/2014 on What manly thing have you... +1
User avatar #13 - YllekNayr (09/17/2014) [-]
eeehhhhhh
Stretching on some of those
Good on ya, though
#1 - This is me and my girlfriend as Krieg and Maya at otakon this …  [+] (11 new replies) 09/17/2014 on Borderlands 2 Comp Part 2 +9
#40 - navien (09/17/2014) [-]
what head do you have on because I always played Gaige.
User avatar #10 - Akinator (09/17/2014) [-]
holy crap i saw you guys last month! did you see the black protesters using a megaphone to say cosplaying is sin?
User avatar #30 - penispenisthree (09/17/2014) [-]
if you wanna see more of our cosplay stuff though check our facebook page

www.facebook.com/LMcosplays
User avatar #29 - penispenisthree (09/17/2014) [-]
Our tiny tina did, maya and I didnt sadly, wish i had seen them in krieg though, i was in character the entire weekend. shit was so cash
User avatar #2 - grunttsd (09/17/2014) [-]
That is awesome! I rarely go to conventions, but I managed to turn some heads with a Donkey Kong Costume! I don't go anymore because of my cousin's experience at the convention i went to with him, I may tell this story eventually
User avatar #3 - penispenisthree (09/17/2014) [-]
gonna guess molested by a very fat greesy person of a unspecified gender or attacked by a homeless person. (that latter possibility is why i always construct my prop weapons out of solid two by fours or other sturdy materials, nothing says back the fuck off like a shirtless guy screaming in a Scottish accent swinging a heavy looking bit of wood)
User avatar #4 - grunttsd (09/17/2014) [-]
He wasn't molested, and she actually wasn't that bad looking, it's that she dragged him around the convention, with me in tow not knowing what was going on, and when i was out of earshot, she would whisper nasty sexual things to him. I really want to tell this story as content now, i'm so excited!
User avatar #5 - penispenisthree (09/17/2014) [-]
thats pretty close to molesting him :/ ANOTHER WONDERFUL REASON FOR BATTLE READY PROP WEAPONS

really though, go make that content brah, lord knows fj always needs new content.
User avatar #6 - grunttsd (09/17/2014) [-]
Heck yeah! who's ready for some OC?
User avatar #7 - penispenisthree (09/17/2014) [-]
*hand in the air* me me me
User avatar #8 - grunttsd (09/17/2014) [-]
it's out there now! i had to retype it for some reason
#7 - this was 2 years ago...  [+] (1 new reply) 09/03/2014 on DO IT FOR HER +1
User avatar #8 - protectron (09/04/2014) [-]
Dammit. I just got got
#3 - hey mine just came in too!  [+] (1 new reply) 09/03/2014 on Thanks funny junk! +1
#5 - mariopimp (09/03/2014) [-]
Mine too!!!!

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User avatar #35 - wickkles (10/17/2013) [-]
I found who banned you, it was addy. The pics you uploaded was "Illegal." I guess it was either to gorey or she looked under 18. I saw the pic.
User avatar #36 to #35 - penispenisthree (10/17/2013) [-]
hmm, well alrighty then. Note to self, if im gonna post zombie porn, post verrrryyyyy tame zombie porn
User avatar #37 to #36 - wickkles (10/17/2013) [-]
Exactly!
User avatar #38 to #37 - penispenisthree (10/17/2013) [-]
lol X) well, that solves that mystery, thanks fer your efforts Wickkles,
-QUEST COMPLETED-
*grants 48 gil and a magic fire ring*
#39 to #38 - wickkles (10/17/2013) [-]
WOO! JUST WHAT I NEEDED!   
   
 It's my pleasure man, I want to make this site better for everyone.
WOO! JUST WHAT I NEEDED!

It's my pleasure man, I want to make this site better for everyone.
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User avatar #26 to #25 - penispenisthree (07/07/2013) [-]
holy **** . you are ******* good at what you do. for one that was balls out fast, and two thats ******* balls out fantastic
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User avatar #28 to #27 - penispenisthree (07/07/2013) [-]
if you're up for it sure, I was just complimenting the art,
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User avatar #30 to #29 - penispenisthree (07/07/2013) [-]
and again brings me back to offering an actual paid commish for a more detailed spefic drawing
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User avatar #32 to #31 - penispenisthree (07/07/2013) [-]
neither do I XD
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User avatar #34 to #33 - penispenisthree (07/07/2013) [-]
not in particular, shoot for some kind of exotic hair color, not one of the naturals, the hair cut she has just makes it seem like it should be a blue or a bright red or pink or green or something like that,
User avatar #10 - agoodcitizen (01/23/2013) [-]
post the reference material or links you have in response to this message. and if you have an idea for exactly what you want this to be of that'd be helpful as well
User avatar #20 to #10 - penispenisthree (01/29/2013) [-]
any progress or anything? or did the idea stagnate and die off?
User avatar #21 to #20 - agoodcitizen (01/30/2013) [-]
It's not dead, but i have hit a few snags

like i said, this is alot of firsts for me, even more-so than i thought when first agreeing to this. im not sure i like the way things have been coming out, so nothing has yet come off paper and onto the computer to even start it as a ditgital image. but have hope, as i do enjoy the learning experiece and have not yet given up making something I can be proud of


or at least as proud as i can be of drawing zombie porn
User avatar #22 to #21 - penispenisthree (01/30/2013) [-]
XD that last comment just made me giggle so much, Alright, just checking in with you. no rush or anything, was just curious if you'd made any progress.
User avatar #23 to #22 - agoodcitizen (01/30/2013) [-]
Haha, I hoped you'd appreciate that last bit. But how about this, when i have something on paper that i find myself ok with I'll take a picture of it and upload it here as both a progress update and to get your opinion?
User avatar #24 to #23 - penispenisthree (01/30/2013) [-]
sure, works fine with me :D
User avatar #17 to #10 - penispenisthree (01/23/2013) [-]
okay, posted all the reference and an description on the comment thread here.
#11 to #10 - penispenisthree (01/23/2013) [-]
Idk if you've ever read the doujin "custom zombie girl" but that could give some good ideas (this pic is not from that but just the start of some reference bits,)
User avatar #16 to #15 - penispenisthree (01/23/2013) [-]
Anything along those lines, thin/slightly bony, onset of rot isn't bad if you want to incorporate it into the drawing, all the light, blue, grey, and green shades are acceptable for color, pick your fancy on that. for the general idea of the picture do you think you could do something along the lines of a blowjob mid cumshot? zombie girl in kinda the kneeling/sitting position, expectant face looking up at her man (still human man btw, not zombie on zombie if you don't mind) while hes starting to jizz all over her dead flesh and hair. and i got way to into that description XD sorry, clothing can be up to you, I'd prefer panties and kneehigh socks with a lime green and black stripe pattern, bra is optional, your choice on whatever is easier to draw. hair style can be whatever you think looks best, but keep her a blonde please, aside from that, run wild and have fun with things, if you want to add any background or accesories to the image that'd be fine. just do what you think looks nice :)
User avatar #18 to #16 - agoodcitizen (01/23/2013) [-]
well, I've never tired to draw much outside ponies but ill give it a shot
User avatar #19 to #18 - penispenisthree (01/23/2013) [-]
Alrighty then :D thank you for trying, and even if it doesn't turn out alright I will still be happy to pay you for the efforts :3
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User avatar #2 to #1 - penispenisthree (01/13/2013) [-]
oddly enough that your speech there reminds me of Rin from Katawa Shojou. XD
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#4 to #3 - penispenisthree (01/13/2013) [-]
Katawa Shojou is an indie game that 4chan made a few years back, and it really is a good Visual Novel. Basicly you go through the general dating sim game type, but its very story based, well, this image sums the game up better than I ever could. But Rin (the red head armless girl) says very odd things with a scatterd mind, but by the end of her storyline she becomes incredibly more open with her speech and talks fluently.
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User avatar #6 to #5 - penispenisthree (01/13/2013) [-]
No no, thank you. I just as much enjoyed this conversation. I know the feeling of not having anyone to talk to on this site XD

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User avatar #8 to #7 - penispenisthree (01/13/2013) [-]
yeah, i like bronies, they make me smile
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