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#16 - just put it up for you. hope you like 12/15/2014 on Sex and Romance in D&D 0
#15 - i think we'll need an **** post, ill go make one … 12/15/2014 on Sex and Romance in D&D 0
#13 - want to read the joy that you're trying to get royalties off o…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/15/2014 on Sex and Romance in D&D 0
User avatar #14 - decay (12/15/2014) [-]
I would absolutely love to.
User avatar #16 - penispenisthree (12/15/2014) [-]
just put it up for you. hope you like
User avatar #15 - penispenisthree (12/15/2014) [-]
i think we'll need an nsfw post, ill go make one and give you a mention.
#9 - My current character is actually a necromancer who is also a m…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/15/2014 on Sex and Romance in D&D 0
User avatar #10 - decay (12/15/2014) [-]
i better get royalties considering you used my name in the title.
User avatar #13 - penispenisthree (12/15/2014) [-]
want to read the joy that you're trying to get royalties off of? Working on chapter 2 right now.
User avatar #14 - decay (12/15/2014) [-]
I would absolutely love to.
User avatar #16 - penispenisthree (12/15/2014) [-]
just put it up for you. hope you like
User avatar #15 - penispenisthree (12/15/2014) [-]
i think we'll need an nsfw post, ill go make one and give you a mention.
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User avatar #50 - garymotherfingoak (11/06/2014) [-]
Two years of abuse? good **** that aint right.

It's best you got away from her.
User avatar #51 to #50 - penispenisthree (11/06/2014) [-]
i mean, emotional abuse is better than physical, but **** , wasnt fun either way
User avatar #52 to #51 - garymotherfingoak (11/06/2014) [-]
im sorry man...
how are you feeling?
User avatar #53 to #52 - penispenisthree (11/06/2014) [-]
better now im out, but its hard to keep the yay up now that her siblings are practically out for my blood >.>
User avatar #54 to #53 - garymotherfingoak (11/06/2014) [-]
how so? did your ex lie to them?
User avatar #55 to #54 - penispenisthree (11/06/2014) [-]
no, they just think im a dick and broke up with her out of the blue, the ones "special" and is 19 with the mind of an 11 year old, and the other is going to an out of state college so she had no idea what was up
User avatar #57 to #56 - penispenisthree (11/06/2014) [-]
eh, same thing happened last time i tried to leave her, only this time im not letting them talk me back into it.
User avatar #58 to #57 - garymotherfingoak (11/06/2014) [-]
good idea.
#47 - repostforlife (11/05/2014) [-]
bro, sorry to hear about the break up. I hope you feel better soon
bro, sorry to hear about the break up. I hope you feel better soon
User avatar #48 to #47 - penispenisthree (11/05/2014) [-]
thanks man, it really feels good knowing fj is there for me with all this...
#49 to #48 - repostforlife (11/05/2014) [-]
anytime, FJ is a huge family. we are always here for you okay?
anytime, FJ is a huge family. we are always here for you okay?
User avatar #40 - Zyklone (10/24/2014) [-]
WTF cant even share some goreporn on profiles?..

Lame mods need to be in bed. sorry penis... i didnt want this.
User avatar #41 to #40 - penispenisthree (10/25/2014) [-]
there we go, finally unbanned lol
User avatar #42 to #41 - Zyklone (10/26/2014) [-]
Did we just become best friends?

Want to do karate in the garage??
User avatar #43 to #42 - penispenisthree (10/26/2014) [-]
you know its funny, i actually have a second degree blackbelt in mixed martial arts, ive been learning for over half my life XD I WOULD LOVE TO DO KARATE IN THE GRAGE BUT THE GRAGE AINT BIG ENOUGH FOR MY KATANA AND BOSTAFF BITCHES
User avatar #44 to #43 - Zyklone (10/26/2014) [-]
DUDE i have bostaff skillz
I did kenpo for 6 years.


We will kung fu in the streets!
User avatar #45 to #44 - penispenisthree (10/28/2014) [-]
its actually funny, ive got a friend who went with me to otakon this past summer, and was doing a custom jedi outfit with an Ultrasaber light staff, he came to me one weekend as was straight up "i spent 200 dollars for this lightsaber staff, can you teach me how to twirl it and not look like an ass with an over done prop i have no buisness carrying?" we stood in the front yard for around 5 hours with a box of dr pepper. him flailing about with a 200$ sparring combat ready saber staff, and im expertly twirling my darth maul "flick to open, flashlight containing" plastic saber from like 2004. It was hilarious.
#46 to #45 - Zyklone (10/29/2014) [-]
u seem like a good friend .
User avatar #35 - wickkles (10/17/2013) [-]
I found who banned you, it was addy. The pics you uploaded was "Illegal." I guess it was either to gorey or she looked under 18. I saw the pic.
User avatar #36 to #35 - penispenisthree (10/17/2013) [-]
hmm, well alrighty then. Note to self, if im gonna post zombie porn, post verrrryyyyy tame zombie porn
User avatar #37 to #36 - wickkles (10/17/2013) [-]
Exactly!
User avatar #38 to #37 - penispenisthree (10/17/2013) [-]
lol X) well, that solves that mystery, thanks fer your efforts Wickkles,
-QUEST COMPLETED-
*grants 48 gil and a magic fire ring*
#39 to #38 - wickkles (10/17/2013) [-]
WOO! JUST WHAT I NEEDED!   
   
 It's my pleasure man, I want to make this site better for everyone.
WOO! JUST WHAT I NEEDED!

It's my pleasure man, I want to make this site better for everyone.
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User avatar #26 to #25 - penispenisthree (07/07/2013) [-]
holy **** . you are ******* good at what you do. for one that was balls out fast, and two thats ******* balls out fantastic
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User avatar #28 to #27 - penispenisthree (07/07/2013) [-]
if you're up for it sure, I was just complimenting the art,
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User avatar #30 to #29 - penispenisthree (07/07/2013) [-]
and again brings me back to offering an actual paid commish for a more detailed spefic drawing
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User avatar #32 to #31 - penispenisthree (07/07/2013) [-]
neither do I XD
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User avatar #34 to #33 - penispenisthree (07/07/2013) [-]
not in particular, shoot for some kind of exotic hair color, not one of the naturals, the hair cut she has just makes it seem like it should be a blue or a bright red or pink or green or something like that,
User avatar #10 - agoodcitizen (01/23/2013) [-]
post the reference material or links you have in response to this message. and if you have an idea for exactly what you want this to be of that'd be helpful as well
User avatar #20 to #10 - penispenisthree (01/29/2013) [-]
any progress or anything? or did the idea stagnate and die off?
User avatar #21 to #20 - agoodcitizen (01/30/2013) [-]
It's not dead, but i have hit a few snags

like i said, this is alot of firsts for me, even more-so than i thought when first agreeing to this. im not sure i like the way things have been coming out, so nothing has yet come off paper and onto the computer to even start it as a ditgital image. but have hope, as i do enjoy the learning experiece and have not yet given up making something I can be proud of


or at least as proud as i can be of drawing zombie porn
User avatar #22 to #21 - penispenisthree (01/30/2013) [-]
XD that last comment just made me giggle so much, Alright, just checking in with you. no rush or anything, was just curious if you'd made any progress.
User avatar #23 to #22 - agoodcitizen (01/30/2013) [-]
Haha, I hoped you'd appreciate that last bit. But how about this, when i have something on paper that i find myself ok with I'll take a picture of it and upload it here as both a progress update and to get your opinion?
User avatar #24 to #23 - penispenisthree (01/30/2013) [-]
sure, works fine with me :D
User avatar #17 to #10 - penispenisthree (01/23/2013) [-]
okay, posted all the reference and an description on the comment thread here.
#11 to #10 - penispenisthree (01/23/2013) [-]
Idk if you've ever read the doujin "custom zombie girl" but that could give some good ideas (this pic is not from that but just the start of some reference bits,)
User avatar #16 to #15 - penispenisthree (01/23/2013) [-]
Anything along those lines, thin/slightly bony, onset of rot isn't bad if you want to incorporate it into the drawing, all the light, blue, grey, and green shades are acceptable for color, pick your fancy on that. for the general idea of the picture do you think you could do something along the lines of a blowjob mid cumshot? zombie girl in kinda the kneeling/sitting position, expectant face looking up at her man (still human man btw, not zombie on zombie if you don't mind) while hes starting to jizz all over her dead flesh and hair. and i got way to into that description XD sorry, clothing can be up to you, I'd prefer panties and kneehigh socks with a lime green and black stripe pattern, bra is optional, your choice on whatever is easier to draw. hair style can be whatever you think looks best, but keep her a blonde please, aside from that, run wild and have fun with things, if you want to add any background or accesories to the image that'd be fine. just do what you think looks nice :)
User avatar #18 to #16 - agoodcitizen (01/23/2013) [-]
well, I've never tired to draw much outside ponies but ill give it a shot
User avatar #19 to #18 - penispenisthree (01/23/2013) [-]
Alrighty then :D thank you for trying, and even if it doesn't turn out alright I will still be happy to pay you for the efforts :3
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User avatar #2 to #1 - penispenisthree (01/13/2013) [-]
oddly enough that your speech there reminds me of Rin from Katawa Shojou. XD
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#4 to #3 - penispenisthree (01/13/2013) [-]
Katawa Shojou is an indie game that 4chan made a few years back, and it really is a good Visual Novel. Basicly you go through the general dating sim game type, but its very story based, well, this image sums the game up better than I ever could. But Rin (the red head armless girl) says very odd things with a scatterd mind, but by the end of her storyline she becomes incredibly more open with her speech and talks fluently.
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User avatar #6 to #5 - penispenisthree (01/13/2013) [-]
No no, thank you. I just as much enjoyed this conversation. I know the feeling of not having anyone to talk to on this site XD

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User avatar #8 to #7 - penispenisthree (01/13/2013) [-]
yeah, i like bronies, they make me smile
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