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    asking /b/ for help asking /b/ for help
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    Feminist gets raped Feminist gets raped
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    Discreet combo Discreet combo
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    gotta go fast! gotta go fast!
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#6 - I found a ball-in-a-cup at Disney World once. It's actually pr… 10/07/2013 on Ball-In-A-Cup 0
#3 - Remember that guy on /b/ who spent every day filling 2-liters …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/07/2013 on /a/ in a nutshell +1
User avatar #4 - nyawgga (10/07/2013) [-]
the fucked up thing is that people actually wanted to buy it
#364 - haha better weather than me? enjoy your 10 million miles of fr…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/20/2013 on Seriously Americans… 0
#370 - keroberios (07/20/2013) [-]
Well I wouldn't know about that. Because very little of the Canadian population actually lives inside of the Northwest Territories.
Yes. We are horribly pathetic. That's why all of our total national debt is less than what you owe to China and Japan.
#361 - HAHAHAAHHAHAHAH 07/20/2013 on Seriously Americans… 0
#104 - wow that really put me in my place, good job 07/20/2013 on YouTube man. -1
#102 - "fag" -fag with a my little pony avatar  [+] (2 new replies) 07/20/2013 on YouTube man. -1
#103 - twi (07/20/2013) [-]
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#104 - penisfuckbitch (07/20/2013) [-]
wow that really put me in my place, good job
#199 - [jealousy intensifies] 07/20/2013 on Seriously Americans… -1
#144 - And how large is your ****** yruop island? enjoy …  [+] (3 new replies) 07/20/2013 on Seriously Americans… -8
#291 - keroberios (07/20/2013) [-]
Actually I'm in Canada, and it is currently a brisk 14C degrees out (57F) with an expected high of 24C(or 74F) today. Perhaps some rain in the afternoon. It's been a good summer. Not terribly hot, and not too cool. So I will enjoy my larger country and better weather than you.
#364 - penisfuckbitch (07/20/2013) [-]
haha better weather than me? enjoy your 10 million miles of frozen ground that you only keep because no one has bothered to buy it yet. canada is pathetic
#370 - keroberios (07/20/2013) [-]
Well I wouldn't know about that. Because very little of the Canadian population actually lives inside of the Northwest Territories.
Yes. We are horribly pathetic. That's why all of our total national debt is less than what you owe to China and Japan.
#7 - how is this funny  [+] (10 new replies) 07/20/2013 on Bitter +7
User avatar #8 - patriotpenguin (07/20/2013) [-]
its showing how 4chan can be completly vice verca sometimes
#13 - magmon (07/20/2013) [-]
You just said "Showing how 4chan can be completely and the opposite applies sometimes".
User avatar #14 - patriotpenguin (07/20/2013) [-]
sorry, not really good at explaining things in english (as shown above)
#15 - magmon (07/20/2013) [-]
That's Latin >.>
User avatar #16 - patriotpenguin (07/20/2013) [-]
im sorry for confuzzling you
#17 - magmon (07/20/2013) [-]
No worries lol. I just hate how often "vice versa" is misused. Grammar nazi, away!
User avatar #18 - patriotpenguin (07/20/2013) [-]
my bad , i only learned english a few years ago
#19 - magmon (07/20/2013) [-]
Yeah, it's a Latin phrase. Not English. But I think you sound good as far as what I've read.
User avatar #20 - patriotpenguin (07/20/2013) [-]
well thank you stranger

vale iam enim
#21 - magmon (07/20/2013) [-]
Mmmmm. Dat proper Latin.
#126 - >americans control the government and all of our laws &…  [+] (25 new replies) 07/20/2013 on Seriously Americans… -18
#171 - mr skeltal (07/20/2013) [-]
empire of what?
what could possibly make you think the US as it is now is something to be proud of?
#199 - penisfuckbitch (07/20/2013) [-]
[jealousy intensifies]
#138 - keroberios (07/20/2013) [-]
The 3rd largest currently. Behind Russia and Canada. And only marginally over China.
And not even the largest to ever exist by a long shot.
In the space race, the US only beat Russia to the moon, Communist Russia was the first to do everything else. But they respect you for that. They even have a statue of Neil Armstrong coming.
Actually, pretty much the only thing you guys have going for you, is national debt to China. Infant mortality rates. Military funding to invade democracy into other countries. And a large border that Canada drew the northern line of for you.
Oh, you also fund Silicon Valley where you invite intelligent people from all over the world and pay them with work Visa's to make sure you keep sounding like the leading edge of technology. Even though most of those people aren't American.

So....You're a country built from and on nothing but failure and debt. Congratulations.
#478 - mr skeltal (07/20/2013) [-]
Don't forget prisons. The US has a crazy per-capita incarceration rate, mostly due to our egregious rate of recidivism (which is when people go to jail, get released, and then break the law again and get sent back)
#311 - mr skeltal (07/20/2013) [-]
Highly inaccurate, you cunt.
#318 - keroberios (07/20/2013) [-]
#206 - mr skeltal (07/20/2013) [-]
o and we owe waaaay more money to American based entities then we do to china. sir.
#204 - mr skeltal (07/20/2013) [-]
yea but i bet we could kick your asses.
#395 - mr skeltal (07/20/2013) [-]
HA! you CAN'T go to war with another powerful nation, it would bankrupt you and leave you in ruins.
#286 - keroberios (07/20/2013) [-]
Last time America went to war with Canada we burnt down your White House and kicked your asses so hard you put us in your national anthem.
#361 - penisfuckbitch (07/20/2013) [-]
HAHAHAAHHAHAHAH
User avatar #305 - sketchE (07/20/2013) [-]
the thing about america is one building has never meant that much to us. and last i remember the song was about you guys bombing us for an entire night with our flag waving like a red white and blue middle finger the next morning. then we kicked your ass all the way back to canada and sent some people down to kick your supports ass out of new orleans
#365 - keroberios (07/20/2013) [-]
This is true.
But you can't tell me that one building never mattered. You guys are currently destroying an entire country based on the destruction of the Twin Towers. You guys still act like it's the worst thing to happen in your history and it's effects can still be seen on people every day.
If Canada and the US were to get into another fight now, and we were to capture and burn down a fair chunk of the capitol city. Including the White House and the U.S. Capitol Building. You guys would be flipping your shit for the next century. (Hell, at least when we did it then we had enough respect to only burn the public buildings. Not private civilian ones.)
Not only did we manage to hold you guys off along the Canadian border. We did it while a good chunk of the British Army (Because we were British then) were off fighting Napoleon on the other side of the world. And then after we kicked his ass, we turned around, came across the ocean. We did such a satisfactory job of holding off your ENTIRE ARMY while our army thought of it as little more than a nuisance to be dealt with.
Total Canadian losses as a result of the war: 1600 KIA, 3600 Wounded
Total U.S. losses of the war: 2260KIA, 4505 Wounded

Yes, I do understand that Canada was not a sovereign nation during the time of this war and therefore it cannot technically be classified as a Canada-U.S. war but a British-U.S. war. But we were a place, we had a capitol.
User avatar #394 - sketchE (07/20/2013) [-]
actually ask a lot of people about 9/11 and they dont know. its sad really. and it was technicly 3 building and you know the whole part about how every man woman and child in the united states should be killed (bin ladens fatwa look it up) last time something like that happened, dec 7th, we got dragged into a global war.
#417 - keroberios (07/20/2013) [-]
The global war part came about because the last man to make that claim was doing a damn fine job about pulling it off.
And I can understand the point of view of Bin Laden. The U.S.A. has done a right proper job since its founding of pissing off a good majority of the planet. At least the Jews didn't do anything to warrant their villain.
User avatar #524 - sketchE (07/20/2013) [-]
please explain to me how. every war weve been in weve helped the losing side out. and the global war part i was refering to japan. Dec 7th pearl harbor was attacked then we proceded to fuck the japanese up. russia took care of germany for the most part. the US sends the most foreign aid out of any country but were the bad guys? im sorry our leaders have a problem with people using cern gas on their own people. im sorry we had a shithead president who assassinated someone who wanted peace. (not sarcasm) we may have done bad things but we didnt try to kill every one from britain to jeruselum. but your right we should all die for giving the afghanis money to fight off the russians and we should all die because were trying to bring others into the modern era
#560 - keroberios (07/21/2013) [-]
No. You're right. You should just bomb civilian cities with atomic weapons because an opposing military attacked one of your military bases. That is calm and clear thinking.
Oh, and by the way. Hiroshima 40 years after being bombed looks better than most American cities 40 years after Hiroshima was bombed.
User avatar #566 - sketchE (07/21/2013) [-]
i know we should have just marched onto the islands and shot everyone who opposed us. ask the ausies how deeply the japanese believed in bushido. you dont seem to truly grasp what happened in WW2. it was total war, bombs and missiles on both sides were aimed at civilians far more than soldiers. the nukes were the nice bombs because it killed the people in the blast instantly as opposed to the fire bombs which turned entire cities to ash and slowly killed the people inside them. do realize that in the US we still have buildings that are almost 100 years old so theyre going to look like shit. hiroshima on the other hand was leveled 70 years ago and completely rebuilt with the support of the united states.

but you still havent explained to me why were the most hated country in the world. we give out the most aid. every country weve gone to war with we help out. we were the nation who sat out and didnt want anything to do with europes wars until we were dragged into them
User avatar #184 - sketchE (07/20/2013) [-]
so let me get this straight. encouraging immigration cooperation and technology is worse than encouraging xenophobia so that you can say all of our achievements are from our race?
#289 - keroberios (07/20/2013) [-]
1) They do not offer immigration for work in Silicon Valley, only a work visa.
2)They claim the discoveries and inventions spawned from there as a leap in American Technology, not Leaps of Human Ingenuity.
3)It's not so much "cooperation" as "They're smart, bring them here and fund them so we look good."
User avatar #307 - sketchE (07/20/2013) [-]
and a work visa leads to permanent residency. permanent residency leads to citizenship.
#144 - penisfuckbitch (07/20/2013) [-]
And how large is your shitty yruop island? enjoy your heat wave faggot
#291 - keroberios (07/20/2013) [-]
Actually I'm in Canada, and it is currently a brisk 14C degrees out (57F) with an expected high of 24C(or 74F) today. Perhaps some rain in the afternoon. It's been a good summer. Not terribly hot, and not too cool. So I will enjoy my larger country and better weather than you.
#364 - penisfuckbitch (07/20/2013) [-]
haha better weather than me? enjoy your 10 million miles of frozen ground that you only keep because no one has bothered to buy it yet. canada is pathetic
#370 - keroberios (07/20/2013) [-]
Well I wouldn't know about that. Because very little of the Canadian population actually lives inside of the Northwest Territories.
Yes. We are horribly pathetic. That's why all of our total national debt is less than what you owe to China and Japan.
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