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#5 - that picture usually says big meaty cocks 02/16/2014 on hey +4
#685 - ok i have to admit that i dont understand what you are saying …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/13/2014 on North Korea +2
User avatar #697 - byobgraffpro (02/13/2014) [-]
same here man, I smoked all the time but I quit so easily. I literally just stopped buying weed. I haven't smoked in like 4 months. idk what hes talking about
#619 - do you realize that emotional addiction means that its all in …  [+] (5 new replies) 02/13/2014 on North Korea 0
User avatar #664 - beardman (02/13/2014) [-]
Yea but neither Meth nor Cocaine are not physically addictive like nicotine and heroin. They're just psychologically addictive, same as THC. Doesn't mean that the withdrawal can't be just as bad. I know this not from some "health teacher" telling me but because I'm an EX-heroin and speed addict and learned this through many outpatients and rehabs. Both are very hard to kick (SAME as THC), and while something may be psychologically addicting it doesn't mean it's any less hard to get off of. But yea maybe nothing happened to you when you stopped smoking but I know people who couldn't eat and were always anxious and pissed off when they tried to quit smoking weed; the same way that I know people who quit heroin after a year and had very minor withdrawal while other people i knew quit after 6 months and went through absolute hell. It's dependent on the person, just because it wasn't seemingly addictive to you doesn't mean that's the same for everyone...
User avatar #659 - fukkendragonite (02/13/2014) [-]
Mate, I'm sorta with you, but saying emotional addiction is 'all in the head' is like saying that schizophrenia is all in the head and that it isn't an illness because if you're having a bad schizo episode it doesn't physically affect your body.
#632 - bobbysnobby (02/13/2014) [-]
What your talking about has nothing to do with science and I dont know what to make of it. Saying that Emotional and Pharmacological dependence is "All in the addicts head" is absolute nonsense. Pharmacological dependence means that your body stops producing chemicals in the brain or body thats not "In the addicts head" its measurable. Physical dependence doesnt mean that its visible or is "physical" it means that withdraw has extreme physical effects such as Heroin which can kill you if you go cold turkey. If your going to bring up contradictions without citation and with nothing but anecdotal evidence I will say you are the Ken Ham of this debate.

A Within-Subject Comparison of Withdrawal Symptoms During Abstinence From Cannabis, Tobacco, and Both Substances
ncbi.nlm.nih (.) gov/pmc/articles/PMC2214670/
#685 - penguinthegreat (02/13/2014) [-]
ok i have to admit that i dont understand what you are saying
i just have personal expirience with marijuana and i didnt get addicted
User avatar #697 - byobgraffpro (02/13/2014) [-]
same here man, I smoked all the time but I quit so easily. I literally just stopped buying weed. I haven't smoked in like 4 months. idk what hes talking about
#24 - i have sex relatively often my point was that you use a co…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/09/2014 on What a time to be alive 0
#122 - ncsutroll (02/09/2014) [-]
I know what you meant, it was a joke
#17 - i have to buy new condoms every time  [+] (4 new replies) 02/09/2014 on What a time to be alive 0
#19 - ncsutroll (02/09/2014) [-]
you use an entire box of condoms every time you get laid? now that is commitment. wrap it a dozen times or don't wrap it at all i always say
#117 - boobjiggle (02/09/2014) [-]
Actually, using more condoms will increase the chances of the condom breaking.

I know you're joking but there are probably dumbfucks out there that think that that would work.
#24 - penguinthegreat (02/09/2014) [-]
i have sex relatively often
my point was that you use a condom once and throw it away, while the phone case is premanent
#122 - ncsutroll (02/09/2014) [-]
I know what you meant, it was a joke
#82 - maybe pink sparkles and a regular rainbow 02/09/2014 on Fabulous ~ +2
#140 - you could have used the original mario kart and crash team rac… 02/08/2014 on Sony fanboys incoming! +1
#101 - you're one in a million then 01/31/2014 on You can see her accent 0
#19 - Picture 01/26/2014 on Religion 0
#22 - working perfectly for me tho having a controller helps a t… 01/26/2014 on Attacking black knights in... 0
#18 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 01/25/2014 on You can see her accent +11
User avatar #100 - accidentaly (01/31/2014) [-]
You, I like you.
#101 - penguinthegreat (01/31/2014) [-]
you're one in a million then
#556 - doesn't matter if its funny or not, people on fj are sheep 01/19/2014 on Makes sence I guess +1
#13 - the biggest problem is finding a cake that has a dick  [+] (1 new reply) 01/18/2014 on Makes sence I guess -1
User avatar #14 - apylon (01/18/2014) [-]
it can be done, there is hope.
#11 - what the hell did i do?  [+] (3 new replies) 01/18/2014 on Makes sence I guess -1
User avatar #12 - apylon (01/18/2014) [-]
I didn't say you did anything I'm just trying to prove you wrong and find someones ass getting filled with cake. is that a problem?
#13 - penguinthegreat (01/18/2014) [-]
the biggest problem is finding a cake that has a dick
User avatar #14 - apylon (01/18/2014) [-]
it can be done, there is hope.
#1 - cake never put a dick in anyones ass  [+] (32 new replies) 01/18/2014 on Makes sence I guess -67
User avatar #457 - misterobotunicorn (01/19/2014) [-]
i thought it was funny
#556 - penguinthegreat (01/19/2014) [-]
doesn't matter if its funny or not, people on fj are sheep
#154 - dankfrank (01/19/2014) [-]
User avatar #10 - apylon (01/18/2014) [-]
Rule 34 cake anal, someone find it.
User avatar #15 - thenez (01/18/2014) [-]
DO NOT LOOK UP CAKE ON rule34.paheal

BRIX WERE SHAT AND EYES WERE CLAWED OUT
User avatar #514 - merrickz (01/19/2014) [-]
"Don't do this!"

SHIT, NOW I HAVE TO DO IT
#122 - lumi (01/19/2014) [-]
I looked it up. I regret everything.
User avatar #16 - apylon (01/18/2014) [-]
but did you find a cake putting a dick in someones ass? we have pentagon scientists working on this.
User avatar #451 - jacksipian (01/19/2014) [-]
i found a cake getting sucked off by a dude, and garrus from mass effect masturbating on a cake, and thats just part of the top 5 rows
User avatar #21 - thenez (01/18/2014) [-]
What I found was very disturbing, far worse than cake getting shoved up ones ass.

I do not wish to speak of it.
#11 - penguinthegreat (01/18/2014) [-]
what the hell did i do?
User avatar #12 - apylon (01/18/2014) [-]
I didn't say you did anything I'm just trying to prove you wrong and find someones ass getting filled with cake. is that a problem?
#13 - penguinthegreat (01/18/2014) [-]
the biggest problem is finding a cake that has a dick
User avatar #14 - apylon (01/18/2014) [-]
it can be done, there is hope.
#8 - Proximity (01/18/2014) [-]
I have pornography that proves you wrong, sir.
#513 - merrickz (01/19/2014) [-]
You can not argue with solid evidence.
#467 - anonymous (01/19/2014) [-]
Source for anyone interested:
g.e-hentai.org/g/34039/e0d704ff9b/
User avatar #554 - ipartywithpedobear (01/19/2014) [-]
holy fucking lol fap
User avatar #448 - jacksipian (01/19/2014) [-]
sauce?
FOR SCIENCE!
#322 - anonymous (01/19/2014) [-]
I swear to god I feel as though I've read this before..

I'm so unsure of whether or not that's a good thing.
#50 - anonymous (01/19/2014) [-]
perhaps you might grace us with a link
#19 - lfunnymanl (01/18/2014) [-]
**lfunnymanl rolled a random image posted in comment #850077 at Anime & Manga - anime shows, anime games, anime art, manga ** frosted butts
#6 - thefifthdoctor (01/18/2014) [-]
#4 - sylberleaf (01/18/2014) [-]
neither has any lesbian
#426 - markonj (01/19/2014) [-]
But what about strap ons?
#150 - anonymous (01/19/2014) [-]
I love, but don't understand the pic you posted.

The R&I chick... What?


yes, I know that show is gay as hell, i'm assuming that's the joke
#53 - SILENCEnight (01/19/2014) [-]
**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #56 at courage ** My years of experience with online lesbian porn tells me that's false... and i love it
User avatar #170 - animedudej (01/19/2014) [-]
as long as there's not a curtain i'm fine with it... though the only place i find chicks with dick tits and vag is in Hentai...
#9 - invadingaliens (01/18/2014) [-]
wow
#3 - honkan (01/18/2014) [-]
Not with that attitude.
User avatar #2 - jacencaedus (01/18/2014) [-]
to be fair though, it's still a pretty damn good analogy
#5 - steelyphil (01/18/2014) [-]
You said "anal"
#5 - i wouldn't know... don't get either  [+] (2 new replies) 01/18/2014 on Evry tiem -2
User avatar #6 - randomwanker (01/18/2014) [-]
#8 - kaywillwo (01/19/2014) [-]
heh
#7 - Niggeroni? 01/18/2014 on Is this real life ? 0
#27 - also someone could break their neck  [+] (1 new reply) 01/18/2014 on Mattress demolition derby 0
User avatar #28 - omnifish (01/18/2014) [-]
Good point. I stand corrected.
#15 - nah, its totally safe we wear helmets and everything  [+] (5 new replies) 01/18/2014 on Mattress demolition derby 0
User avatar #26 - omnifish (01/18/2014) [-]
To be honest the biggest risk in doing this would be both of them colliding head on which could cause some severe cranial trauma at those speeds, so they got that covered.

It's still not the epitome of safety but it's not really a life hazard either as long as no one decides to stand up and jump over the other.
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#27 - penguinthegreat (01/18/2014) [-]
also someone could break their neck
User avatar #28 - omnifish (01/18/2014) [-]
Good point. I stand corrected.
User avatar #20 - DoktorHax (01/18/2014) [-]
hold my beer, jason! this is going to be AMAZING
#68 - sry, english isn't my native language 01/15/2014 on (untitled) 0
#66 - so you can respect the etiquette if the metro is big enough, b…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/15/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #67 - schneidend (01/15/2014) [-]
wat. Was that even English?
People do it 99% of the time in DC.
#68 - penguinthegreat (01/15/2014) [-]
sry, english isn't my native language
#62 - you wont get on because others pushed through while people in …  [+] (4 new replies) 01/15/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #65 - schneidend (01/15/2014) [-]
Washington DC metrorail. Your argument is invalid.
#66 - penguinthegreat (01/15/2014) [-]
so you can respect the etiquette if the metro is big enough, but what when it isnt?
User avatar #67 - schneidend (01/15/2014) [-]
wat. Was that even English?
People do it 99% of the time in DC.
#68 - penguinthegreat (01/15/2014) [-]
sry, english isn't my native language
#27 - the only diffrence being that the train will leave, and you wo…  [+] (6 new replies) 01/15/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #45 - schneidend (01/15/2014) [-]
Proper train etiquette is to wait for the other passengers to get off.
#62 - penguinthegreat (01/15/2014) [-]
you wont get on because others pushed through while people in the train were getting out
i know how it is supposed to be but since it isnt like that you either act like a douche or wait longer
User avatar #65 - schneidend (01/15/2014) [-]
Washington DC metrorail. Your argument is invalid.
#66 - penguinthegreat (01/15/2014) [-]
so you can respect the etiquette if the metro is big enough, but what when it isnt?
User avatar #67 - schneidend (01/15/2014) [-]
wat. Was that even English?
People do it 99% of the time in DC.
#68 - penguinthegreat (01/15/2014) [-]
sry, english isn't my native language
#247 - also all of that probably never happened, just like 90% of gre… 01/13/2014 on Feelsy 0
#244 - i doubt that they dont have to be ugly to be beta...  [+] (2 new replies) 01/13/2014 on Feelsy 0
#246 - Rexegotistic (01/13/2014) [-]
never said the guys were ugly.. just have lowered standards. From my experience in high school some of my less social friends just thought average looking girls (in my opinion) were drop dead gorgeous.
#247 - penguinthegreat (01/13/2014) [-]
also all of that probably never happened, just like 90% of greentexts so it doesnt really matter what their standards are
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