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#9 - noob  [+] (1 new reply) 03/09/2013 on 90 years ban 0
#24 - jaapvorselen (03/10/2013) [-]
@Penguinthegreat Beat this ^^
#8 - i was fapping furiously and then... oh god the mental images 03/09/2013 on Lara Croft gets rapped +2
#14 - ********* ?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/09/2013 on Shitcity +4
User avatar #15 - bendeman (03/09/2013) [-]
#34 - but how the **** did u get a splinter in your ass? 03/09/2013 on finally! +1
#122 - how about i take my shirt of and say the exact same thing when… 03/06/2013 on Pure Evil 0
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User avatar #4 - residentblackman (03/03/2013) [-]
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#9 - KGB?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/03/2013 on GKB +4
#13 - huehuehueone (03/03/2013) [-]
i thought the same thing
#17 - in 5-10 years most adults dont change 03/02/2013 on Celebrities who never age! +2
#32 - im not high all day every day and when i am high i can stu…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/02/2013 on In the hallway of my dorm... -2
#36 - xnotcreative (03/02/2013) [-]
Very true.

If you're not athletical, then you have nothing to worry about.
#8 - can someone caption it with haters gonna hate please  [+] (1 new reply) 03/02/2013 on Little Horse +1
#18 - herptyderpies (03/02/2013) [-]
#21 - also op so what?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/02/2013 on In the hallway of my dorm... -4
#22 - buttholee (03/02/2013) [-]
Like tumblr "Find the vegan"
#19 - that takes skill 03/02/2013 on In the hallway of my dorm... 0
#16 - why would you do that? marijuana doesnt have negative side effects  [+] (21 new replies) 03/02/2013 on In the hallway of my dorm... -12
#23 - xnotcreative (03/02/2013) [-]
Uhm, no...

It speeds up the process in which you become a schizophrenic.

Also, I had to quit smoking marijuana to do something productive with my life, such as joining cross and hopefully lacrosse this year. (Tryouts are tomorrow).

Smoking marijuana, or anything really can slow down your cardiovascular system, and I can't afford that, seeing as how I want to get pumped.

But not everyone's athletic, so I won't condemn you for trying to have fun doing nothing but sitting on your ass and eating chips.
#125 - blakhawk (03/03/2013) [-]
Micheal Phelps smoked weed.
#186 - xnotcreative (03/03/2013) [-]
And just like me, he quit.

He was actually one of the reasons why I quit actually. He quit so he could continue doing what he loves, without failing drug tests.

Lacrosse try outs are in 2 hours for me, and I don't want to fail the drug test they randomly make you take, so I quit to play and be productive.
User avatar #75 - bongconnery (03/02/2013) [-]
Lol shut up dude, i play 2 high school sports and smoke pot everyday. i dont care if you dont smoke marijuana, thats cool, you're choice, but dont say put it down saying it makes you sit on your ass all day eating...
User avatar #129 - sammyjankiis (03/03/2013) [-]
Ya to many people put it down on this site like if you do it your the laziest person in the world. People dont like you can actually be productive in life and use marijuana..
#78 - xnotcreative (03/02/2013) [-]
I'm a choice?

Your grammars awful.

Also, you're a waste of money.

Do you know how expensive it is to smoke marijuana everyday? Have you ever thought about your parents and what a burden you are to them?

Of course not you selfish cunt. If you're in high school, you should be saving up for a car or college, instead of setting yourself up for failure.
User avatar #79 - bongconnery (03/02/2013) [-]
Why am I a burden to my parents? I buy my herb with my own money that I earn from my job. Also, I have a car and am not setting myself up for a failure. There are plenty of successful people who smoke pot. I've already been accepted into a college and like I said, I have a job. Stop assuming everyone who smokes pot is a lazy and unproductive bum, and ESPECIALLY stop bashing them over the internet.
#84 - xnotcreative (03/02/2013) [-]
It's kind of hard believing you've been accepted into a college when you don't even have a grasp on simple grammar.

Also, I never said pot automatically makes you a bum. I smoke pot occasionally just for recreational fun once in a while, but excessive users, especially at our age, is a waste of space to me.
User avatar #86 - bongconnery (03/02/2013) [-]
Grammar criticizing is a sign of a man who is losing an argument. Anyway, I hope you get a lighter look at marijuana use in the future, but I respect your opinion.
User avatar #122 - admiralen (03/03/2013) [-]
you shouldnt respect this asshats opinion he looks down on pretty much everyone
#185 - xnotcreative (03/03/2013) [-]
It's because you're just that pitiful.

Why would I respect a future hobo?
User avatar #190 - admiralen (03/03/2013) [-]
why would anyone respect a retarded assclown who cant respect anyone else? enjoy lacrosse at 50
#89 - xnotcreative (03/02/2013) [-]
I have nothing against marijuana.

I'm not sure how to emphasize this but I only hate the people who live for the substance, especially at our age when they have so much they need to do in life in order to become successful.

Yeah, THC is fun to play around with, but when your life revolves around the herb, maybe that's when one should probably think about getting a hobby.
#38 - anonymous (03/02/2013) [-]
Good luck at lacrosse man, i gave up smoking for tryouts myself. Greatly improved speed and overall hand eye coordination.
#32 - penguinthegreat (03/02/2013) [-]
im not high all day every day
and when i am high i can study perfectly fine
im not the least bit athletical so i wouldnt notice the effects anyway
and the schizophrenia part only applies to children
#36 - xnotcreative (03/02/2013) [-]
Very true.

If you're not athletical, then you have nothing to worry about.
User avatar #20 - buttholee (03/02/2013) [-]
Found the stoner
#21 - penguinthegreat (03/02/2013) [-]
also op
so what?
#22 - buttholee (03/02/2013) [-]
Like tumblr "Find the vegan"
User avatar #18 - churrundo (03/02/2013) [-]
I almost accidentally got my dad in jail...
#19 - penguinthegreat (03/02/2013) [-]
that takes skill
#19 - op are you croatian? 03/02/2013 on Islamic Brothel 0
#108 - i just walk around and act normal if they notice i dont gi… 03/02/2013 on Uterus 0
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#31 - MFW i read it correctly  [+] (4 new replies) 02/28/2013 on Read Right To Left +44
User avatar #51 - deaththekidkun (02/28/2013) [-]
#38 - freeyourmind (02/28/2013) [-]
Congrats you stupid fucking weeaboo
User avatar #48 - drtrousersnake (02/28/2013) [-]
Kawaii baka desu
#39 - penguinthegreat (02/28/2013) [-]
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User avatar #122 - rheago (02/25/2013) [-]
It works just perfectly
and I never have lagg... and my computer sucks ass
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