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#29 - u need this m8 02/16/2015 on Magic genie 0
#51 - what's the other one stand for ?  [+] (6 new replies) 02/16/2015 on Stuff around the interwebs 2 0
User avatar #57 - PFCMadness (02/16/2015) [-]
It means that the owner of the vehicle has a family member in the military who is currently deployed.
#60 - squiblles (02/16/2015) [-]
never mind. did some digging and you are correct
User avatar #62 - PFCMadness (02/16/2015) [-]
Didn't notice this post until after my reply. It confused me for a second too, and I served.
User avatar #64 - squiblles (02/16/2015) [-]
I wasn't taught it either. I'd hate to think that someone would show up on the doorstep with bad news, boots, and a handbook for recognizing flags...
User avatar #59 - squiblles (02/16/2015) [-]
pretty sure it means a family member died in military service. I've never heard of a flag for deployment
User avatar #61 - PFCMadness (02/16/2015) [-]
No, that would be a gold star, not blue. I understand the confusion though.
#33 - stfu, faggot  [+] (5 new replies) 02/16/2015 on Christian Mingle +1
User avatar #65 - clechyl (02/16/2015) [-]
yeah, tell us what happened
User avatar #70 - penetractor (02/16/2015) [-]
was being homophobic, saying to stay off the christian site and stay in the closet. something like that
User avatar #71 - clechyl (02/16/2015) [-]
thanks brackgrapple
User avatar #72 - brackgrapple (02/16/2015) [-]
thanks
User avatar #46 - brackgrapple (02/16/2015) [-]
what happened
#233 - but then... what is a silencer ?  [+] (1 new reply) 02/16/2015 on Gun smarts 0
User avatar #237 - jzwangpk (02/16/2015) [-]
There is no such thing. It's a colloquial term that's become accepted due to common usage. You could call a suppressor a muffler too, if you wanted, because that's what it does. But the correct term is 'suppressor'.
#40 - das gay 02/04/2015 on More than a community 0
#20 - rektm8 02/02/2015 on gg no re my good fellow +2
#22 - sure, commonly known if you're a nerd 01/29/2015 on Tara Strong as Harley Quinn +1
#5 - Picture 01/29/2015 on Great job, retard 0
#159 - "The what now?" 01/28/2015 on World history 0
#159 - who the **** buys water?  [+] (2 new replies) 01/28/2015 on Starter Pack Compilation 0
#173 - fergin (01/28/2015) [-]
I live in a cheap shit ass apartment and the tap water tastes fucking terrible because all the pipes are rusted to hell. I'm also pretty sure if I consumed that water for more than a day I'd die.
User avatar #168 - yonyon (01/28/2015) [-]
Idiots
#90 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 01/27/2015 on some things are worth being... +3
#114 - anonymous (01/27/2015) [-]
At least it's with a video of a cute girl, not some goofy character.
User avatar #94 - wolfspider (01/27/2015) [-]
source without the fapblock
#93 - assmanlover (01/27/2015) [-]
sauce of the girl flashing pls
#292257 - Picture 01/26/2015 on FJ PARTY TIME, FOR REAL 0
#3008 - first time the guy dumped her  [+] (1 new reply) 01/21/2015 on Depressed? Tell mods about... 0
#3035 - drumandbass (01/21/2015) [-]
alright... soo with these info's i'd say:
he thought that he would be better off without her
she was sad at that time
they got together from time to time; either one of them was drunk or kinda depressed.
he realized after some time that he still wants her but she was over him and seemed happy. he couldn't get over the fact that she's happy without him.. can't say anything cause either she already told him that there is absolutely no chance of getting back together OR because he is in a state of anxiety. he see's that she's getting along just fine now and he doesn't.. this makes him depressed ... 'wasn't i that important to her'... 'how can she be happy that fast while i can't even look at another woman' ... something like that ..
If the first possibility seems to fit I'd tell him that he has to get over it since they aren't together anymore and, in fact, has no right to intervene in her life anymore.
If the second one seems better suiting you should be very careful with your words. For people in this mental state the bad words could work like knifes against them.


Oh and no problem for the replies
#3002 - well they have been kinda on-and-off at times during these 2 y…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/21/2015 on Depressed? Tell mods about... 0
#3007 - drumandbass (01/21/2015) [-]
well, though situation. I'll just give you a heads up: those on-and-off relationships are often something that hinders new relationships. keep an eye on that if you're really going into it.

sooo ... they fucked around every now and then in the past 2 years.... one question: who broke up the first time?
User avatar #3008 - penetractor (01/21/2015) [-]
first time the guy dumped her
#3035 - drumandbass (01/21/2015) [-]
alright... soo with these info's i'd say:
he thought that he would be better off without her
she was sad at that time
they got together from time to time; either one of them was drunk or kinda depressed.
he realized after some time that he still wants her but she was over him and seemed happy. he couldn't get over the fact that she's happy without him.. can't say anything cause either she already told him that there is absolutely no chance of getting back together OR because he is in a state of anxiety. he see's that she's getting along just fine now and he doesn't.. this makes him depressed ... 'wasn't i that important to her'... 'how can she be happy that fast while i can't even look at another woman' ... something like that ..
If the first possibility seems to fit I'd tell him that he has to get over it since they aren't together anymore and, in fact, has no right to intervene in her life anymore.
If the second one seems better suiting you should be very careful with your words. For people in this mental state the bad words could work like knifes against them.


Oh and no problem for the replies
#2992 - Its a little bit more complicated. Hes kinda being a dick to t…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/21/2015 on Depressed? Tell mods about... 0
#2998 - drumandbass (01/21/2015) [-]
alright, that's a totally different point now. if they broke up 2 years ago and he still acts like that he probably is depressed.
Has he had any kind of relationship in those 2 years?

But yeah, keep that probability in mind when talking to him.
User avatar #3002 - penetractor (01/21/2015) [-]
well they have been kinda on-and-off at times during these 2 years, but not like a couple. Before that they were basically a family for 6 years. And the guy has a problem that he likes very few women, hes not really motivated to even go out to find some pussy.

Thanks for the replies
#3007 - drumandbass (01/21/2015) [-]
well, though situation. I'll just give you a heads up: those on-and-off relationships are often something that hinders new relationships. keep an eye on that if you're really going into it.

sooo ... they fucked around every now and then in the past 2 years.... one question: who broke up the first time?
User avatar #3008 - penetractor (01/21/2015) [-]
first time the guy dumped her
#3035 - drumandbass (01/21/2015) [-]
alright... soo with these info's i'd say:
he thought that he would be better off without her
she was sad at that time
they got together from time to time; either one of them was drunk or kinda depressed.
he realized after some time that he still wants her but she was over him and seemed happy. he couldn't get over the fact that she's happy without him.. can't say anything cause either she already told him that there is absolutely no chance of getting back together OR because he is in a state of anxiety. he see's that she's getting along just fine now and he doesn't.. this makes him depressed ... 'wasn't i that important to her'... 'how can she be happy that fast while i can't even look at another woman' ... something like that ..
If the first possibility seems to fit I'd tell him that he has to get over it since they aren't together anymore and, in fact, has no right to intervene in her life anymore.
If the second one seems better suiting you should be very careful with your words. For people in this mental state the bad words could work like knifes against them.


Oh and no problem for the replies
#2979 - Im getting quite close with the ex-gf of a friend of mine (the…  [+] (7 new replies) 01/21/2015 on Depressed? Tell mods about... 0
#2984 - drumandbass (01/21/2015) [-]
Don't tell him. Ask for his opinion and if it would be okay if you start something with that girl. If he still has feelings for her you HAVE to respect that and stop it. Don't be a twat, nobody likes twats.
bro's before hoes -> that's the exact reason why this saying exists.
User avatar #2992 - penetractor (01/21/2015) [-]
Its a little bit more complicated. Hes kinda being a dick to the girl, like he says he hates her, but when the girl left my place, he was waiting in front of my place and started telling her how she shouldnt hang out with people like me and stuff. U know they haven't been conventinally together with that girl for over 2 years, but they still communicate, but hes trying to limit her. Hes kinda being a dick in the sense that he knows their thing wont work out, but he is not letting her move on with her life. Im totally not trying to be a dick to him, we are probably gonna have a long discussion about all kinds of stuff, but in the end im still gonna tell him, im going for the girl. Depending on how reasonable of a guy he is and how much he respects me and the girl - either hes gonna beat me up (he lifts, i dont), or we are gonna get super drunk and go to town tying to find him some pussy
#2998 - drumandbass (01/21/2015) [-]
alright, that's a totally different point now. if they broke up 2 years ago and he still acts like that he probably is depressed.
Has he had any kind of relationship in those 2 years?

But yeah, keep that probability in mind when talking to him.
User avatar #3002 - penetractor (01/21/2015) [-]
well they have been kinda on-and-off at times during these 2 years, but not like a couple. Before that they were basically a family for 6 years. And the guy has a problem that he likes very few women, hes not really motivated to even go out to find some pussy.

Thanks for the replies
#3007 - drumandbass (01/21/2015) [-]
well, though situation. I'll just give you a heads up: those on-and-off relationships are often something that hinders new relationships. keep an eye on that if you're really going into it.

sooo ... they fucked around every now and then in the past 2 years.... one question: who broke up the first time?
User avatar #3008 - penetractor (01/21/2015) [-]
first time the guy dumped her
#3035 - drumandbass (01/21/2015) [-]
alright... soo with these info's i'd say:
he thought that he would be better off without her
she was sad at that time
they got together from time to time; either one of them was drunk or kinda depressed.
he realized after some time that he still wants her but she was over him and seemed happy. he couldn't get over the fact that she's happy without him.. can't say anything cause either she already told him that there is absolutely no chance of getting back together OR because he is in a state of anxiety. he see's that she's getting along just fine now and he doesn't.. this makes him depressed ... 'wasn't i that important to her'... 'how can she be happy that fast while i can't even look at another woman' ... something like that ..
If the first possibility seems to fit I'd tell him that he has to get over it since they aren't together anymore and, in fact, has no right to intervene in her life anymore.
If the second one seems better suiting you should be very careful with your words. For people in this mental state the bad words could work like knifes against them.


Oh and no problem for the replies
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User avatar #84 - questionableferret (01/16/2015) [-]
Welcome to 'Taking shit too fucking seriously 101'.

Today's lesson, 'Penetractor: Where did he go wrong?'.

It might elude you due to the MASSIVE AMOUNT OF SUBTLETY WITH WHICH I AM CONVEYING THIS MESSAGE but in this case Penetractor simply didn't get the fucking joke.
#69 - Comment deleted 01/15/2015 on Hello, and good luck on... +1
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User avatar #5 - antiponiesuser (08/18/2014) [-]
hello, I couldnt help but notice that you acceded to my profile.
User avatar #6 to #5 - penetractor (08/19/2014) [-]
suck my dick, faggot
User avatar #7 to #6 - antiponiesuser (08/19/2014) [-]
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User avatar #4 - bassagent (04/24/2014) [-]
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#1 - doddythechef (11/26/2012) [-]
welcome to funnyjunk   
enjoy your stay
welcome to funnyjunk
enjoy your stay
User avatar #2 to #1 - penetractor (11/27/2012) [-]
it shall be glorious
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