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#138 - lml 03/20/2013 on Shit's so fuckin' brutal +1
#159 - tough ****  [+] (7 new replies) 03/19/2013 on The Question That Drove Her... -2
#162 - gunnay (03/19/2013) [-]
take this!
User avatar #165 - grpeephole (03/19/2013) [-]
i watch way to much porn
#168 - gunnay (03/19/2013) [-]
there is no too much
#170 - grpeephole (03/19/2013) [-]
But that girl is so young.
#171 - gunnay (03/19/2013) [-]
if her age is on the clock she is ready for the c*ck
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#173 - gunnay (03/19/2013) [-]
#602 - I'm now a hair-metal singer :P 03/18/2013 on How fucked up are you 0
#135 - and for men: BOOBIESBOOBIESBOOBIES 03/18/2013 on I have never seen this... -4
#134 - for girls intelligence in men is an important factor of mate s…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/18/2013 on I have never seen this... -3
User avatar #135 - penetractor (03/18/2013) [-]
and for men: BOOBIESBOOBIESBOOBIES
#109 - Picture 03/17/2013 on bible trolling like a boss +1
#32 - Picture 03/17/2013 on bible trolling like a boss +5
#248 - Comment deleted 03/17/2013 on Parenting 0
#368 - you have to think from the evolutionary perspective. We evolve…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/16/2013 on Fun Fact 0
User avatar #369 - tylosaurus (03/16/2013) [-]
We did that because we're smart and have thumbs, what about it?
#361 - for most animals the survival needs are more important (findin…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/16/2013 on Fun Fact 0
User avatar #366 - tylosaurus (03/16/2013) [-]
That's definitely not a good explanation.
My cat has all day, doing nothing. Not interested in sex what so ever.

Are you saying humans aren't busy? The amount of people that wants to kill themselves because of stress doesn't agree.
User avatar #368 - penetractor (03/16/2013) [-]
you have to think from the evolutionary perspective. We evolved in a very different world that we live in today. But yea i cant actually give a straight answer to why so few mammals have casual sex, look it up from the internet. Some evolutionary biology articles from Nature or smthn
User avatar #369 - tylosaurus (03/16/2013) [-]
We did that because we're smart and have thumbs, what about it?
#355 - the fact that sex feels so good is because it's the act for fu…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/16/2013 on Fun Fact 0
User avatar #357 - tylosaurus (03/16/2013) [-]
Do tell me why there are only two animals that I can think of aside from us that do it for the pleasure.
User avatar #361 - penetractor (03/16/2013) [-]
for most animals the survival needs are more important (finding food, avoiding predators etc) so they have le sexytime only when there is actually a chance to reproduce. And also the menstrual cycle of most other mammals is longer, human females can get preggo every month, for most mammals its only a couple of times a year. This might not be a proper explanation, but at the moment this seems logical
User avatar #366 - tylosaurus (03/16/2013) [-]
That's definitely not a good explanation.
My cat has all day, doing nothing. Not interested in sex what so ever.

Are you saying humans aren't busy? The amount of people that wants to kill themselves because of stress doesn't agree.
User avatar #368 - penetractor (03/16/2013) [-]
you have to think from the evolutionary perspective. We evolved in a very different world that we live in today. But yea i cant actually give a straight answer to why so few mammals have casual sex, look it up from the internet. Some evolutionary biology articles from Nature or smthn
User avatar #369 - tylosaurus (03/16/2013) [-]
We did that because we're smart and have thumbs, what about it?
#80 - TMNT? 03/16/2013 on An Unbreakable Bond +6
#87 - MFW beating off an owl instead of your dick 03/16/2013 on Happy Owl +2
#170 - over 1k thumbs? why? 03/16/2013 on Difference between accuracy... +7
#339 - The meaning of life is to spread your genes (to the max). Disc…  [+] (22 new replies) 03/16/2013 on Fun Fact +8
#382 - mugigs (03/16/2013) [-]
or if you hate your genes then you can be a serial killer.
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User avatar #345 - Falkor (03/16/2013) [-]
But everyone doesn't have the same waist size as me.
User avatar #344 - tylosaurus (03/16/2013) [-]
That's the meaning of life from an animal's/nature's point of view.

However, since we are no longer (excuse me saying this if you're easily offended) "simple" animals. We have our own standards and each our own meaning. gays won't spread their genes to other generations so therefore the abov definition doesn'tt quite fit everyone.

Oh and for the post. If the meaning of life was death, couldn't you just go stab yourself and thus you've fulfilled the meaning of life?
User avatar #348 - beatmasterz (03/16/2013) [-]
What is the difference between us and animals that we're smarter?
User avatar #351 - tylosaurus (03/16/2013) [-]
We have sex for pleasure, we're smarter, we can drive cars, we can construct highly advanced things, we have emotions unlike most animals, or at least "more" emotions. Way more. We have a lot.

Why are you asking though?
#399 - nephrithotroll (03/16/2013) [-]
Bonobo apes have sex for fun, greetings, conflict resolution and more.
Bonobo's is often called dwarf chimp
We humans are not the only animals that use tools.
some ape spieces use tools.
Crows and ravens use tools there are lot of animals that use tools.
the only difference is that we are able to use metals. Which took +/- 200,000 years until our brain was evolved enough to use it and yet we abuse it for conflict such as WAR.
We humans are just Semi civilized BEASTS.
#400 - tylosaurus (03/16/2013) [-]
You're kidding right? I never said animals aren't able to USE tools.

We can CREATE things such as plastic. Not only metal. Do you thinj everything is made out of metal?
How the fuck are we only semi civilized? We ARE civilized. Do you even know what civilized means?
Here you go, since you obviously don't know what civilized means:
civ·i·lized (sv-lzd)
adj.
1. Having a highly developed society and culture.
2. Showing evidence of moral and intellectual advancement; humane, ethical, and reasonable: terrorist acts that shocked the civilized world.
3. Marked by refinement in taste and manners; cultured; polished.
#402 - nephrithotroll (03/16/2013) [-]
Calm down just saying mate.
#403 - tylosaurus (03/16/2013) [-]
No I'm so mad right now.

btw, what you're just saying is incorrect.
User avatar #355 - penetractor (03/16/2013) [-]
the fact that sex feels so good is because it's the act for fulfilling your purpose in life. Unconsciously you want to have sex to reproduce. Consciously you wrap your willy to have the child at the right time so you can invest in your kid enough to make sure it surtvives and has kids of its own. evolutionary biology, motherfucker
User avatar #357 - tylosaurus (03/16/2013) [-]
Do tell me why there are only two animals that I can think of aside from us that do it for the pleasure.
User avatar #361 - penetractor (03/16/2013) [-]
for most animals the survival needs are more important (finding food, avoiding predators etc) so they have le sexytime only when there is actually a chance to reproduce. And also the menstrual cycle of most other mammals is longer, human females can get preggo every month, for most mammals its only a couple of times a year. This might not be a proper explanation, but at the moment this seems logical
User avatar #366 - tylosaurus (03/16/2013) [-]
That's definitely not a good explanation.
My cat has all day, doing nothing. Not interested in sex what so ever.

Are you saying humans aren't busy? The amount of people that wants to kill themselves because of stress doesn't agree.
User avatar #368 - penetractor (03/16/2013) [-]
you have to think from the evolutionary perspective. We evolved in a very different world that we live in today. But yea i cant actually give a straight answer to why so few mammals have casual sex, look it up from the internet. Some evolutionary biology articles from Nature or smthn
User avatar #369 - tylosaurus (03/16/2013) [-]
We did that because we're smart and have thumbs, what about it?
User avatar #353 - beatmasterz (03/16/2013) [-]
That mostly falls under "we're smarter" though.
I just think the only thing that really makees a difference is that we're smarter and we have thumbs. But that's evolution. So really we have the same motives and purposes as savage beasts and other animals.
User avatar #356 - tylosaurus (03/16/2013) [-]
Regardless, being smarter is what matters and our emotions. Monkeys and other animals also have thumbs..
We still have sex for pleasure. The only competing animals in this case are dolphins. I think also pigs.
I don't see humans live in caves or in trees, hunting with their bare hands and eating things raw. I didn't say we weren't animals, but we're definitely not with savage and beast motives. Unless you're insane, which the average human isn't. We educate ourselves, cry because of things that are not the death of a family member. Animals don't really do that.
User avatar #358 - beatmasterz (03/16/2013) [-]
This is all because of our intelligence though. Because of that, we can build houses and cars. But becaus that we also become aware of things, that's why we have emotions.
I don't have evidence of this but I suspect. I mean if you look at a fly, the most primitive animal, he has no emotions whatsoever. If you look at a dog, who is a lot smarter, he can also have compassion and love and sadness. When you climb further up the tree, we have humans. Who are the smartest and have the most emotions to our disposal.
So because of our intelligence, we think we're better than beasts, but in reality, we just evolved further.
#359 - tylosaurus (03/16/2013) [-]
Sooo what are you arguing for?

I literally said we aren't simple animals. I didn't deny that we aren't animals.
User avatar #360 - beatmasterz (03/16/2013) [-]
alrighty then.
#363 - tylosaurus (03/16/2013) [-]
#25 - stfu ************ 03/13/2013 on Sloths..? Sleeth? +3
#53 - average funnyjunkies face when a dog gets killed in a game or movie  [+] (2 new replies) 03/13/2013 on Uh, Bran? You okay, buddy? +49
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#19 - Do u not have second-hand stores in America? Or is it the muri…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/13/2013 on Whenever I Go Shopping -2
User avatar #23 - DrBobsPatient (03/13/2013) [-]
well there's outlet malls, where it's all stuff that was bought in excess or "last years trend", so you get stuff that's 1/4-3/4 the originally price, or there's places like GoodWill, where it's like a large scale garage sale.
User avatar #22 - chuckbillrow (03/13/2013) [-]
there is a large chain of second hand stores in america called goodwill but as near as i can tell the only people who shop there are people involved in theater that need to get the attire for the cast of a play
User avatar #20 - shodaihokage (03/13/2013) [-]
yeah they are called thrift shops
#1 - If u make OC for thumbs, then why post it first on 4chan, but …  [+] (5 new replies) 03/11/2013 on /b/ Irish 0
#8 - Imabur (03/12/2013) [-]
This is a common misconception of him thinking it's OC, when all he really did was find it on 4Chan and repost here, most people do not understand that, that is not what OC means.
User avatar #9 - animatedshadow (03/12/2013) [-]
You are correct. OC simply means Original Content not reposted.
#5 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/12/2013) [-]
Who said he made it for thumbs?
User avatar #2 - animatedshadow (03/11/2013) [-]
4chan Greentexts are more universally recognized - Seeing a tale in this story helps set up the viewers expectations.

I don't know about you, but I never really see any FJ text tales getting a fair amount of traffic compared to 4chan tales.
User avatar #16 - Zaxplab (03/12/2013) [-]
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#271 - Enderman - youre running away from this tall fellow who wants …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/11/2013 on 4chan -1
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Lenderman, the story of a kind fellow who frequently lets people borrow his stuff
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