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#40 - ****** ! sing it loud, sing it proud! 04/22/2013 on Louis C. K. -2
#527 - whoa, easy there angry ****** 04/22/2013 on Gay Marriage +1
#18 - When i read these i always wonder how the **** do…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/21/2013 on flappy vajay jay 0
User avatar #22 - rubixium (04/21/2013) [-]
the more attractive a girl is the more psycho they become. If they are attractive they get used to people hitting on them and it becomes a major part of their life. When they are in a relationship this is no longer the case, so they get deprived of it and turn psycho until they break up again. Unfortunately these types of girls are also known to hold grudges, hence this story.
#20 - inathecold (04/21/2013) [-]
We're not all stereotypical. Except for most girls. And those who aren't, are either hideous and bitchy because nobody likes them, or they're actually pretty, but shy, and then once you get to know them you're like "Fuck.. It's like me in a different body without a penis."

As for the guys, there's either the jock, the stoner, the "lax-bro" aka faggots, the socially awkward ones, the shameless idiots, or the funny guy who is friends with anybody so long as they're okay with him.

.gif related. I'm a legitimate source, because I'm still in highschool.
User avatar #24 - thedutchs (04/21/2013) [-]
Every one, no matter how much they think they are angels or the "good" people, are easily corrupted. Most girls I knew who where perfectly fine at first became total bitches due to that they either became narcists because of the attention they were suddenly getting (think around sophomore year) or because they couldn't get over their inferiority complex and instead of talking about it decided to compensate for it by being a bitch.
#100 - inathecold (04/22/2013) [-]
That statement is completely viable, but don't you think when they realize what they've become, there's always that point of turning back they don't ever take? Sure, girls can be a bitch, but can you blame them for it when all guys do is ragdoll around their emotions? There isn't much you can deny, because even the "hot" and "nice" guys do it. With those mixed signals of if you like a girl or not, and when you start dating one you really like, they all say "Oh he's got a small dick." To the ones who really wanted to date him, but aren't getting their chance. And then it swings around and knocks them in the face when he finds out and black-lists their asses for being a bitch, in turn, turning them into bigger bitches, because they wanted the D, and he's just denied ever having contact with him because they made fun of his D.

Long story short. Men turn women into bitches, because they temporarily went bitch mode because they don't get what they want.
#113 - girls understand that its normal to get a stiffy so they shoul…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/21/2013 on Kama Sutra of Sleeping Couples +11
User avatar #244 - lunacy (04/21/2013) [-]
Dude I never have a problem with it. Cuddle boners are my favorite.

But I'm not sure that I could be considered to be like most girls
I want it like >80% of the time
My boyfriend doesn't get turned down
I get turned down
#260 - 4chan refugee (04/21/2013) [-]
same ;-;
#147 - OMGOMG moslems killed 3 people in the USA lelelelebutthurt 04/21/2013 on Boston Bomber's Worldview -8
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#244 - i dont get the joke. why is this the 2nd top post ? is this re… 04/17/2013 on Wrong Wizard -3
#116 - yea, i thought funnyjunk would all be lolong about the word … 04/17/2013 on A tale +1
#54 - yea, who wouldn't wanna see gore irl 04/16/2013 on Hope in humanity 0
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#98 - thisdoescompute (04/16/2013) [-]
i don't know why you're thumbed down even though you're right.

there's a difference between black people and niggers.

like theres a difference between white people and hicks

or someone who isnt annoying compared to a faggot
User avatar #116 - penetractor (04/17/2013) [-]
yea, i thought funnyjunk would all be lolong about the word nigger. they seem to enjoy it so much
#143 - or this... 04/16/2013 on hm.. +3
#140 - **** your pussy-ass **** . Hail to th… 04/16/2013 on hm.. +2
#843 - well said 04/16/2013 on Boston Marathon 0
#466 - **penetractor rolled a random image posted in comment #15304… 04/16/2013 on Boston Marathon 0
#326 - well i hear bitches love scars  [+] (3 new replies) 04/16/2013 on Boston Marathon -2
#332 - 4chan refugee (04/16/2013) [-]
and robo legs.
User avatar #364 - lexausaurusrex (04/16/2013) [-]
chicks do dig giant robots
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#321 - whats the big deal, only 3 peple got killed, who gives a …  [+] (5 new replies) 04/16/2013 on Boston Marathon -2
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User avatar #326 - penetractor (04/16/2013) [-]
well i hear bitches love scars
#332 - 4chan refugee (04/16/2013) [-]
and robo legs.
User avatar #364 - lexausaurusrex (04/16/2013) [-]
chicks do dig giant robots
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#14 - Comment deleted 04/09/2013 on Politics facebook style 0
#10 - ****** over the British working class. And in a s…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/09/2013 on Politics facebook style +7
#37 - mackigol (04/09/2013) [-]
Thatcher was correct to intervene in the Falklands, but the sinking of the Belgrano was abhorrent and inhuman.
User avatar #13 - thebtardist (04/09/2013) [-]
War in the falklands?? I think it was argentina that started that war you faggot.
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#9 - A successful cunt is still a cunt... even more dangerous than … 04/09/2013 on Politics facebook style +1
#132 - mfw tags 04/08/2013 on My sister got caged! +3

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#1 - doddythechef (11/26/2012) [-]
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