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#200 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 1 hour ago on Kids are dumb part 2 0
User avatar #205 - dinonator (1 hour ago) [-]
well thats pretty obvious, so what are you on about?
#195 - if your'e so smart then tell me which glass has more? huh?  [+] (3 new replies) 2 hours ago on Kids are dumb part 2 0
User avatar #196 - dinonator (2 hours ago) [-]
theyre the same amount what are you getting at? do you think shes dumb also?
#200 - penetractor (1 hour ago) [-]
User avatar #205 - dinonator (1 hour ago) [-]
well thats pretty obvious, so what are you on about?
#191 - so... which glass has more?  [+] (5 new replies) 2 hours ago on Kids are dumb part 2 -1
User avatar #193 - dinonator (2 hours ago) [-]
what the fuck are you trying to say?
User avatar #195 - penetractor (2 hours ago) [-]
if your'e so smart then tell me which glass has more? huh?
User avatar #196 - dinonator (2 hours ago) [-]
theyre the same amount what are you getting at? do you think shes dumb also?
#200 - penetractor (1 hour ago) [-]
User avatar #205 - dinonator (1 hour ago) [-]
well thats pretty obvious, so what are you on about?
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#16 - why the **** would you love the queen ??!?!?! she…  [+] (26 new replies) 04/10/2014 on This is why I love the queen -65
#108 - anonymous (04/10/2014) [-]
i'm from Scotland and believe me when i say we would all love to see her hung for what she has done up here.
#177 - detroitshanker (04/12/2014) [-]
Thank you, sir.
User avatar #96 - PubLandlord (04/10/2014) [-]
Moron

She contributes more that you do, she's a tax surplus, assuiming you're still in school or university you haven't contributed anything yet to society.

User avatar #72 - pulluspardus (04/10/2014) [-]
She's not American.
User avatar #61 - lizardnigger (04/10/2014) [-]
She lives tax money but makes £5,000,000 in profit each year.

Don't cut yourself on those edges m8
User avatar #41 - WelshFapper (04/10/2014) [-]
It's like you don't even know how retarded you look
#39 - doktorwhat (04/10/2014) [-]
actually... they live off their family wealth and are required to donate a certain amount per year to charity. The Royal Family owns a large portion of land in the UK and all the colonies, and the money they get from rent is HUGE. But they also pay taxes on it and are required to donate something like 80% of the profit to charity or for schools or tax breaks or something.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finances_of_the_British_Royal_Family
User avatar #38 - theshadowed (04/10/2014) [-]
Holds the common wealth together
#27 - luckybomb (04/10/2014) [-]
She is Mother England, emerging from the red telephone box like a phoenix from the flames, turning bread into scones and water into tea. Her corgis are most auspicious symbols of prosperity, providing plentiful fish and chips. The stormy weather of England brews as a dramatic sign that her time is ending after her many, many, many -_ many_ - years of ruling over us. When that time comes, each and every subject will raise their ceremonial teaspoons in the air, as a tribute to the passing of her jolly good soul.
Plus, she fukkin jumped out o' a helicopter wi' James Bond, innit.
#22 - fruga (04/10/2014) [-]
As well as all the reasons the three pointed out she also provides a great link to the Commonwealth, is respected throughout the world and most of the Prime Ministers who have served her have greatly valued her advice!!
#21 - anonymous (04/10/2014) [-]
Erm Actually the royal estates are in profit and all the money they make goes into government causing everybody in the uk to receive a tax subsidy of about 20p, then you have the fact that they can be used as super ambassadors and that they bring in masses of revenue through tourism and that they're a bastion of pomp, ceremony and culture. The only people who hate the queen are mindless plebs and fedora tippers trying to be edgy.
#24 - detroitshanker (04/10/2014) [-]
Actually, from my experience most people are against the Royal Family.
User avatar #110 - captainpatters (04/10/2014) [-]
That is total bollocks.
#174 - detroitshanker (04/11/2014) [-]
No it isn't
#25 - anonymous (04/10/2014) [-]
And from my experience they're not.

See how equally valid our points are?
#175 - detroitshanker (04/11/2014) [-]
'The only people who hate the queen are mindless plebs and fedora tippers trying to be edgy'. Most people in my area are against the royal family. Unless Inverclyde is full of only 'mindless plebs and fedora tippers trying to be edgy' then that is not true.
User avatar #20 - zakaizer (04/10/2014) [-]
It costs us ~£33.3 million (Approximately $55.8 million) from 2012 through to 2013 to keep Buckingham Palace and the Royal Family going going, however, the palace brings in ~£500 million (Approximately $839 million) in tourism, from places such as Buckingham Palace, The Tower of London and Windsor castle, for example.

She's fucking worth the cost.
User avatar #19 - anonymoose (04/10/2014) [-]
And brings in a shitload of money from tourism.
User avatar #152 - whistleandrun (04/10/2014) [-]
I think that's more the palaces and castles than the queen herself..
User avatar #153 - anonymoose (04/10/2014) [-]
It's the palaces, castles and the Royal Family.
User avatar #155 - whistleandrun (04/10/2014) [-]
The tourists don't get to meet/see the royal family. I've heard of people coming to London to "visit Buckingham palace" or whatever, but people aren't like "England has a royal family, let's visit"
#163 - anonymous (04/10/2014) [-]
Its hard to separate the Royal Family and the Castles they live in, they are intricately intertwined. People go to see Buckingham Palace because that's where the Queen/King lives equally as much as they visit for its historic significance. There is a certain aura around the idea of a King or Queen that simply intrigues people. Perhaps it is the romanticized idea of medieval royalty or simply the general concept of royalty, but the fact is that without the royal family these castles are nothing more than historical structure. England has plenty of amazing castles but those with Royalty living there for whatever reason are "extra amazing" and thus bring in a majority of the revenue.

Here is a an American Example. People visit the white house b/c its where the president lives. Without the president its just a fascinating historical site nothing more, and would attract a fraction of the visitors it does now.
User avatar #157 - anonymoose (04/10/2014) [-]
But without the Royal Family, those buildings just become "buildings". With them, they're the house of the Royal Family, which makes them even more interesting.
User avatar #48 - princessthymicorn (04/10/2014) [-]
So would a royal execution.
User avatar #49 - anonymoose (04/10/2014) [-]
Would you rather one lot of £1B or £500M every year?
User avatar #50 - princessthymicorn (04/10/2014) [-]
I'm not saying we should do it.
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