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#52 - care to explain`?  [+] (12 replies) 12/20/2014 on MySpace(3) 0
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#72 - toncheky (12/20/2014) [-]
It's a wooden screw, "wood screw", > "would screw", > "would fuck"
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#60 - imadeanaccountforu (12/20/2014) [-]
It's a nut. Wood. nut.
Would nut in her mouth.
It's a joke.
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#84 - fadetometallica (12/21/2014) [-]
It's a bolt. Nuts screw onto bolts to hold things together.
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#85 - imadeanaccountforu (12/21/2014) [-]
I understand now. Thank you though.
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#86 - fadetometallica (12/21/2014) [-]
Not a problem.
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#71 - toncheky (12/20/2014) [-]
lol no, woodscrew as "would screw", would fuck
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#73 - imadeanaccountforu (12/20/2014) [-]
But wait... I don't work in woodshop. Is that a Nut Bolt or Screw? Cause i'm Confucked.
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#74 - toncheky (12/20/2014) [-]
By definition it's a bolt/nut, but for the sake of the joke, let's call it screw.
#76 - imadeanaccountforu (12/20/2014) [-]
Oh... Kay. Still don't understand but i will let it go.
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#77 - toncheky (12/20/2014) [-]
How do you not? wood sounds like would, screw is acronym for fuck, so wood screw means would fuck.
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#81 - imadeanaccountforu (12/20/2014) [-]
Now i understand Sorry. Not the best at this. Rather just jerk off and not worry about it.
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#82 - toncheky (12/20/2014) [-]
lol true, np
#76 - dndexplain is friendly  [+] (1 reply) 12/19/2014 on Parenting +2
#83 - anon (12/19/2014) [-]
indeed
#72 - Picture 12/17/2014 on You tell her! +41
#157 - bf3>bf4  [+] (1 reply) 12/17/2014 on Mr Krabs +3
#158 - canadiancarl (12/17/2014) [-]
#178 - Yes they've been fighting before the USA were a thing but the …  [+] (1 reply) 12/13/2014 on Glory to our greatest country -1
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#185 - valyn (12/13/2014) [-]
"muslims died" vs. "muslims killed by the US" are also very different numbers- terrorists inflict more casualties on muslim civilians than we do, because roadside bombs aren't picky
#176 - It's not just oil its about having power in these regions. …  [+] (1 reply) 12/13/2014 on Glory to our greatest country -1
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#180 - techjoker (12/13/2014) [-]
I'm not saying they're not invading Muslim countries, i'm saying that they're not murdering Muslims just because they might think that American is the only true nation or white is the only true race, as opposed to Nazis.
#171 - Don't know exact number but confirmed kills and how many actua…  [+] (3 replies) 12/13/2014 on Glory to our greatest country -5
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#174 - sonicg (12/13/2014) [-]
They've been fighting each other long before the U.S.A. was even a thing. We're pretty new to this fight, even so, deaths caused by the U.S. is at most 50k. Casualties on the other hand could easily be a million or more.
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#178 - peas (12/13/2014) [-]
Yes they've been fighting before the USA were a thing but the whole sunni-shia thing was getting more and more irrelevant til the USA interfered and now the sunni-shia war is bigger than ever. I know the US army have not killed million muslims but their anti terrorist war and going to war with countries in middle-east have set up some big shit.
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#185 - valyn (12/13/2014) [-]
"muslims died" vs. "muslims killed by the US" are also very different numbers- terrorists inflict more casualties on muslim civilians than we do, because roadside bombs aren't picky
#167 - Some would say thats the case but i'm not one of them. I think…  [+] (3 replies) 12/13/2014 on Glory to our greatest country -2
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#173 - techjoker (12/13/2014) [-]
Even if they want the oil i still don't see any point in killing muslims themselves.
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#176 - peas (12/13/2014) [-]
It's not just oil its about having power in these regions.
also its not like muslims countries give out oil for free
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#180 - techjoker (12/13/2014) [-]
I'm not saying they're not invading Muslim countries, i'm saying that they're not murdering Muslims just because they might think that American is the only true nation or white is the only true race, as opposed to Nazis.
#160 - Depends on how you look at it. one way or another the USA…  [+] (5 replies) 12/13/2014 on Glory to our greatest country -2
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#164 - techjoker (12/13/2014) [-]
Yes, but it's not like they are murdering muslims just because they are muslims, it's not their goal, right?
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#167 - peas (12/13/2014) [-]
Some would say thats the case but i'm not one of them. I think it's because of all the oil muslims countries have.
Why they back Israel I don't know.
inb4 they feel bad for them because they have no country and because of what happen in ww2. There is other groups of people that dont have a country or had their country taken and what happend to them during ww2 is exactly what they are doing in gaza and the muslims there
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#173 - techjoker (12/13/2014) [-]
Even if they want the oil i still don't see any point in killing muslims themselves.
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#176 - peas (12/13/2014) [-]
It's not just oil its about having power in these regions.
also its not like muslims countries give out oil for free
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#180 - techjoker (12/13/2014) [-]
I'm not saying they're not invading Muslim countries, i'm saying that they're not murdering Muslims just because they might think that American is the only true nation or white is the only true race, as opposed to Nazis.