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peas

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:2/04/2012
Last Login:2/25/2015
Location:Sweden
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#199 - All these feminazi are exactly the kind of girls nobody checks… 01/05/2015 on World of /pol/craft 3 -1
#136 - Dragonborn DLC I think it was called nordic helmet. it…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/05/2015 on My nigga +1
User avatar #138 - mrhazzy (01/05/2015) [-]
Thank you, I only have vanilla skyrim
#106 - Black is not a colour you idiot I'm sorry I love you<3 01/04/2015 on Shots fired -2
#10 - Last time it happend we didnt get **** . … 12/29/2014 on sony -5
#88 - Best power ever.. maybe too good. there is probably a flaw…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/23/2014 on If I had superpowers... 0
User avatar #97 - octogonapusdoctor (12/23/2014) [-]
what is the probability that this superpower has a flaw? modified: 0% solved
#233 - pleb 12/22/2014 on Names 0
#5 - Obama sushi top lele 12/22/2014 on Obama +14
#1584 - **peas used "*roll rpg name*"** **peas rolls Tarshish** 12/21/2014 on rpg name generator 0
#52 - care to explain`?  [+] (12 new replies) 12/20/2014 on MySpace(3) 0
User avatar #72 - toncheky (12/20/2014) [-]
It's a wooden screw, "wood screw", > "would screw", > "would fuck"
User avatar #60 - imadeanaccountforu (12/20/2014) [-]
It's a nut. Wood. nut.
Would nut in her mouth.
It's a joke.
User avatar #84 - fadetometallica (12/21/2014) [-]
It's a bolt. Nuts screw onto bolts to hold things together.
User avatar #85 - imadeanaccountforu (12/21/2014) [-]
I understand now. Thank you though.
User avatar #86 - fadetometallica (12/21/2014) [-]
Not a problem.
User avatar #71 - toncheky (12/20/2014) [-]
lol no, woodscrew as "would screw", would fuck
User avatar #73 - imadeanaccountforu (12/20/2014) [-]
But wait... I don't work in woodshop. Is that a Nut Bolt or Screw? Cause i'm Confucked.
User avatar #74 - toncheky (12/20/2014) [-]
By definition it's a bolt/nut, but for the sake of the joke, let's call it screw.
#76 - imadeanaccountforu (12/20/2014) [-]
Oh... Kay. Still don't understand but i will let it go.
User avatar #77 - toncheky (12/20/2014) [-]
How do you not? wood sounds like would, screw is acronym for fuck, so wood screw means would fuck.
User avatar #81 - imadeanaccountforu (12/20/2014) [-]
Now i understand Sorry. Not the best at this. Rather just jerk off and not worry about it.
User avatar #82 - toncheky (12/20/2014) [-]
lol true, np
#76 - dndexplain is friendly  [+] (1 new reply) 12/19/2014 on Parenting +2
#83 - anonexplains (12/19/2014) [-]
indeed
#72 - Picture 12/17/2014 on You tell her! +41
#102 - thanks for the explaination 12/17/2014 on Unique perspectives in history 0
#157 - bf3>bf4  [+] (1 new reply) 12/17/2014 on Mr Krabs +3
#158 - canadiancarl (12/17/2014) [-]
#178 - Yes they've been fighting before the USA were a thing but the …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/13/2014 on Glory to our greatest country -1
User avatar #185 - valyn (12/13/2014) [-]
"muslims died" vs. "muslims killed by the US" are also very different numbers- terrorists inflict more casualties on muslim civilians than we do, because roadside bombs aren't picky
#176 - It's not just oil its about having power in these regions. …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/13/2014 on Glory to our greatest country -1
User avatar #180 - techjoker (12/13/2014) [-]
I'm not saying they're not invading Muslim countries, i'm saying that they're not murdering Muslims just because they might think that American is the only true nation or white is the only true race, as opposed to Nazis.
#171 - Don't know exact number but confirmed kills and how many actua…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/13/2014 on Glory to our greatest country -5
User avatar #174 - sonicg (12/13/2014) [-]
They've been fighting each other long before the U.S.A. was even a thing. We're pretty new to this fight, even so, deaths caused by the U.S. is at most 50k. Casualties on the other hand could easily be a million or more.
User avatar #178 - peas (12/13/2014) [-]
Yes they've been fighting before the USA were a thing but the whole sunni-shia thing was getting more and more irrelevant til the USA interfered and now the sunni-shia war is bigger than ever. I know the US army have not killed million muslims but their anti terrorist war and going to war with countries in middle-east have set up some big shit.
User avatar #185 - valyn (12/13/2014) [-]
"muslims died" vs. "muslims killed by the US" are also very different numbers- terrorists inflict more casualties on muslim civilians than we do, because roadside bombs aren't picky
#167 - Some would say thats the case but i'm not one of them. I think…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/13/2014 on Glory to our greatest country -2
User avatar #173 - techjoker (12/13/2014) [-]
Even if they want the oil i still don't see any point in killing muslims themselves.
User avatar #176 - peas (12/13/2014) [-]
It's not just oil its about having power in these regions.
also its not like muslims countries give out oil for free
User avatar #180 - techjoker (12/13/2014) [-]
I'm not saying they're not invading Muslim countries, i'm saying that they're not murdering Muslims just because they might think that American is the only true nation or white is the only true race, as opposed to Nazis.
#160 - Depends on how you look at it. one way or another the USA…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/13/2014 on Glory to our greatest country -2
User avatar #164 - techjoker (12/13/2014) [-]
Yes, but it's not like they are murdering muslims just because they are muslims, it's not their goal, right?
User avatar #167 - peas (12/13/2014) [-]
Some would say thats the case but i'm not one of them. I think it's because of all the oil muslims countries have.
Why they back Israel I don't know.
inb4 they feel bad for them because they have no country and because of what happen in ww2. There is other groups of people that dont have a country or had their country taken and what happend to them during ww2 is exactly what they are doing in gaza and the muslims there
User avatar #173 - techjoker (12/13/2014) [-]
Even if they want the oil i still don't see any point in killing muslims themselves.
User avatar #176 - peas (12/13/2014) [-]
It's not just oil its about having power in these regions.
also its not like muslims countries give out oil for free
User avatar #180 - techjoker (12/13/2014) [-]
I'm not saying they're not invading Muslim countries, i'm saying that they're not murdering Muslims just because they might think that American is the only true nation or white is the only true race, as opposed to Nazis.
#155 - muslims  [+] (7 new replies) 12/13/2014 on Glory to our greatest country -2
User avatar #157 - techjoker (12/13/2014) [-]
does USA murder muslims?
User avatar #160 - peas (12/13/2014) [-]
Depends on how you look at it.
one way or another the USA are responsible for millions of muslim lifes.
The wars in palestina and Iraq and also them backing up israel have cost muslim lifes
User avatar #164 - techjoker (12/13/2014) [-]
Yes, but it's not like they are murdering muslims just because they are muslims, it's not their goal, right?
User avatar #167 - peas (12/13/2014) [-]
Some would say thats the case but i'm not one of them. I think it's because of all the oil muslims countries have.
Why they back Israel I don't know.
inb4 they feel bad for them because they have no country and because of what happen in ww2. There is other groups of people that dont have a country or had their country taken and what happend to them during ww2 is exactly what they are doing in gaza and the muslims there
User avatar #173 - techjoker (12/13/2014) [-]
Even if they want the oil i still don't see any point in killing muslims themselves.
User avatar #176 - peas (12/13/2014) [-]
It's not just oil its about having power in these regions.
also its not like muslims countries give out oil for free
User avatar #180 - techjoker (12/13/2014) [-]
I'm not saying they're not invading Muslim countries, i'm saying that they're not murdering Muslims just because they might think that American is the only true nation or white is the only true race, as opposed to Nazis.
#154 - kill millions of muslims. check  [+] (6 new replies) 12/13/2014 on Glory to our greatest country -3
User avatar #169 - sonicg (12/13/2014) [-]
Millions? Do you even statistics bro? MMaybe 1 million, if that. Most of them are Muslims murdering each other anyway.
User avatar #171 - peas (12/13/2014) [-]
Don't know exact number but confirmed kills and how many actually died is different numbers. first of all not all are reported and not all people who died was registred. So I think its safe to say its over 1 million. It's not only about the deaths. Its that they fucked up the countries which led to the extremist muslims fighting each other and the whole infrastructure to collapse
User avatar #174 - sonicg (12/13/2014) [-]
They've been fighting each other long before the U.S.A. was even a thing. We're pretty new to this fight, even so, deaths caused by the U.S. is at most 50k. Casualties on the other hand could easily be a million or more.
User avatar #178 - peas (12/13/2014) [-]
Yes they've been fighting before the USA were a thing but the whole sunni-shia thing was getting more and more irrelevant til the USA interfered and now the sunni-shia war is bigger than ever. I know the US army have not killed million muslims but their anti terrorist war and going to war with countries in middle-east have set up some big shit.
User avatar #185 - valyn (12/13/2014) [-]
"muslims died" vs. "muslims killed by the US" are also very different numbers- terrorists inflict more casualties on muslim civilians than we do, because roadside bombs aren't picky
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#536 - fifa 15. Very easy to score 12/07/2014 on (untitled) 0
#63 - I might be to young to see the really entertaining part in thi… 12/07/2014 on Women 0
#61 - So I decide when I run in to a big spider or how does that work?  [+] (2 new replies) 12/07/2014 on Women 0
User avatar #62 - dndxplain (12/07/2014) [-]
if you're a player, then no. if you're a DM, you dictate when the players run into the big spider
User avatar #63 - peas (12/07/2014) [-]
I might be to young to see the really entertaining part in this. but i'll give it a go and check it out
#59 - Alrite ill check it out. Just one question all these encounter…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/07/2014 on Women 0
User avatar #60 - dndxplain (12/07/2014) [-]
each game is different.
User avatar #61 - peas (12/07/2014) [-]
So I decide when I run in to a big spider or how does that work?
User avatar #62 - dndxplain (12/07/2014) [-]
if you're a player, then no. if you're a DM, you dictate when the players run into the big spider
User avatar #63 - peas (12/07/2014) [-]
I might be to young to see the really entertaining part in this. but i'll give it a go and check it out
#57 - Yeah my favourite gaming genre is RPG I have hundred of hours …  [+] (6 new replies) 12/07/2014 on Women 0
User avatar #58 - dndxplain (12/07/2014) [-]
It's basically the grandfather of modern RPGs.

to start, I take it you'll want to begin playing over the internet with complete strangers, no harm in that: roll20.net/ is a tabletop gaming emulator. free for basic membership.

then you're gonna want the info for a tabletop game. personal preference for starting off newbies is pathfinder. it's a more streamlined version of one of the earlier dnd editions. it also has a handy online resource guide: d20pfsrd.com/

last but not least you need a place to put the info for your character without having to do too much math, which is why www.myth-weavers.com/ exists.

if you got any questions, hit me up.
User avatar #59 - peas (12/07/2014) [-]
Alrite ill check it out. Just one question all these encounter people have are they like imaginary or is it a part of the game everyone runs in to
User avatar #60 - dndxplain (12/07/2014) [-]
each game is different.
User avatar #61 - peas (12/07/2014) [-]
So I decide when I run in to a big spider or how does that work?
User avatar #62 - dndxplain (12/07/2014) [-]
if you're a player, then no. if you're a DM, you dictate when the players run into the big spider
User avatar #63 - peas (12/07/2014) [-]
I might be to young to see the really entertaining part in this. but i'll give it a go and check it out
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #3 - dashdashdash (11/17/2012) [-]
You mentioned me in a comment and then deleted that comment?
User avatar #4 to #3 - peas (11/21/2013) [-]
Sorry im late with the answe but I've been rather busy.
I dont remember why I mentioned you but it's probably because youre one sexy ************ !
#2 - itemsmaster (10/21/2012) [-]
i notice also that you dont collect items but have many points and Reveng has many more items than me so i think that it is only fair that i get your points if you do want to give them to me reply and i will send you an offer
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