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fixed perspective

that means you have to come up with twice as many names!

I've thought up a name for one of them: the "retro" review alien will be called Retrov #originality and i havent thought of a name for my "modern" reviewer.

oh, forgot to mention I like the designs. Subtle with the controller suits and their head shapes are different enough to distinguish between the two, even if there was no coloring. Don't know if that was intentional, so I'm pointing it out. Ret-Rov is slightly more square-ish than Mod-Ren...

haha, I didnt know YOU would notice. The little things help out.

"haha, I didnt know YOU would notice"
what's that supposed to mean, buddy?

it means ur a feggit
ahuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehue

well, that was rude...
had fun working with ya. Good luck, I guess. Bye.

boi

I don't know... Retrov sounds more like a name for a robot...

What do you think of this?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0wR0l2wucU&feature=youtu.be
It certainly isn't the final part of the intro, as it is too short and there is still plenty of song left.

Can't watch it. Says it's private.

This one is a bit closer to the finalized, but still not truly finished.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UI6SH1e8HBM&feature=youtu.be

Ohh, really like this one

What should I add?

as intros go, it's good
The modern games intro should be different, though

thought about conflict between the two characters? You know, they keep arguing that games were better back when and that no they're better now than ever...?

On the other hand, a story might distract from the actual review, so maybe you'd want to keep that to a minimum unless you want to try out your creativity... I know I wasn't a fan of the Nerds more elaborate stories and prefer the episodes where it's kept to a minimum, but not entirely absent...
You know, use it here and there to flesh out the characters.

Thats what i intended on doing, the 8bit font doesnt fit a modern game.

And also good plan, are see if i can wrap it around like that.

whoops
try again

Gf and I both like it

good

GODDAMMIT PAYSEHT
Just kidding.
But what do you think it should be?

I honestly have no idea, man. It's hard enough finding a name for something when it's going to be public. Have to try and avoid a lot of things, like being accused of copying (like Cosmic Critique) or plain out ridiculed (like the comic I'm reading where the superhero's name is "Invincible", which is just stupid...).
Names are important, you know. It has to be catchy, direct enough so people that see it automatically get interested if it's their thing, at least slightly original so people can find you easier when looking...
Did you try and ask the book and art board? Technically, they should be creative there...

I like to ask boards, but Art and Books is like, ALWAYS empty.

Gave it a little more thought. Retrov seems kinda fine... how about you split it into two like Ret Rov. Sounds a little aliener... And the other guy could be Mod Ren.
The gf really liked Galactic Gamer, btw.

I'll probably have to make it Galactic Gamer's (plural) cuz its two.
But really man, you are an awesome help.

Just make sure it's Gamers and not Gamer's...

R U TRYNA OUTDO ME GUD GRAMMER'S

I'm Romanian... I don't even know how to spell grammar... so I'm gonna steal yours

MUH SPEELS

When are you planning to make the pilot episode and what game did you have in mind?

I found this game called Kid Niki: Radical Ninja for NES.
Im actually recording footage right now, and plan to have this episode done in 3 to 7 days, granted that I get a chance to record some voice in time.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCEZkLcKrEk
Not many peple have heard of it, (even though this vid has quite some views)
I think it will be a good one to start off the Ret Rov half.

"Our understanding was that Earth's space exploration program was at an infant stage, yet this human seems to be launching his kind into orbit with ease"
So, what's the format? Playthrough, highlights, or typical review? Will you do it in character? Any story whatsoever? You know... like how aliens are getting shows from the 50s because of us dumping radio signals into space...

OH JESUS THAT WAS FUNNY
It will follow similar reviews, specifically avgn, WHO IS MUH FAV
But without the incoherant rage, cuz then somethin will seem ***** .
It will be done in character, with filters too make it sound more alien-y, and rather than be recorded whilst, it will be done afterword, using a script.

How long will the videos be?
Any defining trait that makes you stand out, like the nerd's cussing and anger issues?

At least 10 mins, that seems to be the bare minimum.
ITS FOKIN ALIENS MANGO
Other than that, I havent really thought about it.
But you are right, I should have something that differentiates me, other than the subject of review.

Think of personalities. They are characters after all... and how they're different from each other... like the modern one could be like a frat bro and the retro one a nerd... or simething, I don#t know

Makes sense, I'll make the modern one have a "younger" voice because modern=new, obviously.

people*

I figure it will be easier once i have the general review formula planned out and I know where I am going with this.
BTW, on a scale from 1-10, how much are you willing to get involved with this show?
Because its currently a one-man-band and I think with more people to help me out, it might evolve and get better quicker.

also, I'm not a gamer... never owned a console, haven't played any game in months, even years if you don't count on and off playing. Everything I know is thanks to the internet...

I decided a while back that putting people to one par to one part of the project can be difficult without previous director skills, so i just need a couple guys to help around GENERALLY, rather than allocating multiple people to different pieces.

And dont worry, I'll be doing most of the voicework, with the help of filters and audio editing.

Trust me, you have been a ******* of help, I probably would have abandoned this by now if it weren't for you. (Yep, thats me. No one helps the first few minutes? **** it, I'll go cry in the shower.)

also, you know, link to the videos every now and then

Trust me, you are the only one who gives half a **** , you are probably the one who i will keep up to date the most.
>tfw stalker

well, good luck with your project. Anything you need, you know where to find me.

Thx buddy

aaand I have horrible tastes, if you check my top favorite comic book movies list on random or books...

I was just throwing out ideas, but if you need help and I can offer it, sure.
But just so you know, I am a man of little skill. My voice acting is **** (as demonstrated by the lack of popularity on my project), Photoshop skills at amateur levels, but I like editing...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zphaPNN8678 -to get an idea of my **** tier skill set

thank you, it's perfect
anything I can do in return?
saved the picture and deleting the comment, just in case

np,if you got a few spare coins or seriously,whatever ,I'm never repellent to that,but eh,no obligations for anything.

No need to make up for it,but if you want,you can.
Always a pleasure helping.

don't know what coins are, sorry to say, so I don't think I have any... what are they anyway? I keep seeing the word in highlight.

money,but I'm not charging for a doodle,all I'm saying is if you can think of something,do it,but you really don't have to.

Good luck with your lady,btw.

If I weren't crazy, I'd be insane!

sure, newfriend
what are your interests?

I have ALL the interests.
Though in reality, I'm mostly interested in videogames
What are yours?

None, really. I've been having a hard time enjoying something enough to get into. Comic books, maybe. What type of games do you enjoy?

I mostly play platformers, puzzle games, fps' and rpg's but recently my friend introduced me to a rhythm game called "Osu!" that I've come to enjoy (though at first I noped all over the place)

Comic books are cool, which ones do you like? (Or are you saying that you're going to give them a shot, I'm noticing that I can't really brain this morning)

If you know any good games for mobile, don't hesitate to share. Those are the only ones that can captivate my attention span long enough to actually enjoy these days. And Super Meat Boy...
I only read DC, like Superman, Batman, Green Lantern, The Flash, and such. I've tried Marvel but it's just... no... really not my taste. I also prefer DC to Marvel when it comes to movies and TV, so I guess I'm a fanboy... got a few t-shirts... it's slowly becoming an obsession since I've always wanted to read comics but never had access to them here until the Internet. I'm from Romania, btw. Where are you from (something I could check your profile for, but maybe this will spark a conversation!)?

I've heard something about Osu! being for mobile, I haven't tried it myself but the pc version is really great.

There's also guardian cross by Square which is down today (I have a code that if you would be so kind as to use if you register then I would owe you forever for, I think it gives you a god creature and I know it gets me one step closer to the next one so that'd be awesome) ((note: only if you actually want to, it's a trading card game with a creature hunting minigame and automatic fights))

DC are cool (Personally, I've always found superman to be overrated but I've never actually read any of his comics or seen any of his films (esxcept the original old one and a couple of smallville episodes) Also, where do you read the comics? I've always wanted to be more of a comic reader but never found anything worh checkng out online except a couple of good webcomics

I'm from Norway (I think I've set my profile to friends-only so I don't think you would have been able to check it =P )

I'm confused... what?

e "mă-tii", pula mea de troglodit incult

usca-mi-aş chiloţii pe crucea mormântului mă-tii de poponar infect că vrei să-ţi sugă un tip pula

Just let me say, I had soooo much fun translating this ^_^

Oh, and Pay, "drying your underwear on his mum's grave" is.. wow... that's some creative **** right there!

>pic not so related