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#2591 - I actually might just do that (no sarcasm) There's a place…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/26/2012 on fútbol yeah!!!! 0
User avatar #2592 - odonnell (03/26/2012) [-]
Its a nice language to learn, complicated when it comes to writing but easy to speak and listen. And if you ever visit one of the Islands they accept you more if you can speak Gaelic xD I know some people that still have a burning hatred for English people, not just the odd "Ya English bastard", its complete rejection and they try to chase them off the island :L
#2593 - paulm (03/26/2012) [-]
That to be honest sounds perfect for me.
My friend's dad works at the centre so I'll sign myself up for the classes.
User avatar #2600 - odonnell (03/26/2012) [-]
Nice :D Heres some swear words, its unlikely they'll teach you any xD
Sugh mo bhod (Suck my dick)
Dairich (Fuck/ Fuck you)
Toll-toine (Asshole)
Gille-táin (Gay Guy)
Druis (Whore)
#2603 - paulm (03/26/2012) [-]
You sir, are God.
Faved and thumbed
#482 - Sorry man, I'm from Glasgow and i have never been taught Gaeli…  [+] (6 new replies) 03/25/2012 on fútbol yeah!!!! 0
User avatar #1408 - odonnell (03/25/2012) [-]
Aww. You should learn it. Im living in glasgow as well for now. Ive seen the Polish and Muslims going around speaking their languages. So learning Gaelic you can go "Ciamar a thu dairich mar sin?" (How do you fucking like it?) just to get them at their own game :)
#2591 - paulm (03/26/2012) [-]
I actually might just do that (no sarcasm)
There's a place nearby that teaches it so i might go there.
User avatar #2592 - odonnell (03/26/2012) [-]
Its a nice language to learn, complicated when it comes to writing but easy to speak and listen. And if you ever visit one of the Islands they accept you more if you can speak Gaelic xD I know some people that still have a burning hatred for English people, not just the odd "Ya English bastard", its complete rejection and they try to chase them off the island :L
#2593 - paulm (03/26/2012) [-]
That to be honest sounds perfect for me.
My friend's dad works at the centre so I'll sign myself up for the classes.
User avatar #2600 - odonnell (03/26/2012) [-]
Nice :D Heres some swear words, its unlikely they'll teach you any xD
Sugh mo bhod (Suck my dick)
Dairich (Fuck/ Fuck you)
Toll-toine (Asshole)
Gille-táin (Gay Guy)
Druis (Whore)
#2603 - paulm (03/26/2012) [-]
You sir, are God.
Faved and thumbed
#48 - Right I'm going to lay down some truth for you on why the Amer…  [+] (12 new replies) 03/25/2012 on fútbol yeah!!!! +13
#366 - glasgowrangers (03/25/2012) [-]
Scottish football's the best :D
User avatar #489 - odonnell (03/25/2012) [-]
Scottish football, Then theres a union jack(Flag of Britain) right in the middle of that picture xD

I couldn't care less though. Football is pretty gay, One of the players fakes a punch to make the other flinch then by "Flinching" they jump on the ground rolling around screaming, you get less of an act from a 2 year old who's not allowed a sweet. :))

Ice Hockey is awesome. People start fighting (Throwing real punches without rolling around on the ground) and the referee's just treat it like a boxing match, let them finish then continue with the game.

And yes, Im from the islands xD Living in Scotland the now though for uni.
#1110 - anonymous (03/25/2012) [-]
Seriously, Ice hockey = kendo = stick fighting.
User avatar #147 - odonnell (03/25/2012) [-]
Your from Scotland yet you didn't even get the Scottish Gaelic word across, thats what most people like to do on these posts. So I'll do it for you, since im like the only person left in Scotland that speaks Scottish Gaelic as their first language.

Ball-coise.
#482 - paulm (03/25/2012) [-]
Sorry man, I'm from Glasgow and i have never been taught Gaelic.

User avatar #1408 - odonnell (03/25/2012) [-]
Aww. You should learn it. Im living in glasgow as well for now. Ive seen the Polish and Muslims going around speaking their languages. So learning Gaelic you can go "Ciamar a thu dairich mar sin?" (How do you fucking like it?) just to get them at their own game :)
#2591 - paulm (03/26/2012) [-]
I actually might just do that (no sarcasm)
There's a place nearby that teaches it so i might go there.
User avatar #2592 - odonnell (03/26/2012) [-]
Its a nice language to learn, complicated when it comes to writing but easy to speak and listen. And if you ever visit one of the Islands they accept you more if you can speak Gaelic xD I know some people that still have a burning hatred for English people, not just the odd "Ya English bastard", its complete rejection and they try to chase them off the island :L
#2593 - paulm (03/26/2012) [-]
That to be honest sounds perfect for me.
My friend's dad works at the centre so I'll sign myself up for the classes.
User avatar #2600 - odonnell (03/26/2012) [-]
Nice :D Heres some swear words, its unlikely they'll teach you any xD
Sugh mo bhod (Suck my dick)
Dairich (Fuck/ Fuck you)
Toll-toine (Asshole)
Gille-táin (Gay Guy)
Druis (Whore)
#2603 - paulm (03/26/2012) [-]
You sir, are God.
Faved and thumbed
User avatar #372 - glasgowrangers (03/25/2012) [-]
You must be from one of those like tiny islands lmao
#216 - Create army of EZIO!! SEP 30th FTW 03/22/2012 on Birthday Game +1
#14 - The woman is hugging the guy when it looks like the guy is hug… 03/22/2012 on Wait, wat? 0
#74 - Comment deleted 03/18/2012 on I hate facebook 0
#33 - Same I'm Govan  [+] (1 new reply) 03/11/2012 on the scotts 0
#35 - holyturkey (03/11/2012) [-]
cathcart xD
#15 - Right here!  [+] (1 new reply) 03/07/2012 on Star Wars 0
User avatar #26 - illegalartist (03/08/2012) [-]
what server?!
#19 - I was looking through the comments to make sure i wasn't steal… 02/28/2012 on Yes, Yes we do +1
#28 - What it reminds me of. 02/26/2012 on Totally should do this 0
#16 - You sir are awesome and should feel awesome because you are fr… 02/24/2012 on Its always sunny +6
#123 - Scottish: That wee bastard 02/23/2012 on Lingual Differences +25
#122 - Apparently it's to make them look better(quote from a girl in …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/19/2012 on Eyebrows +4
User avatar #262 - dinokalz (02/19/2012) [-]
Well, I personally think it looks bloody ridiculous. Especially when they draw them on too thin/high/dark/jagged. I just don't see how they think it looks good. xD
#180 - I still play Doom, Pokemon yellow and the original final fanta… 02/16/2012 on The good old times 0
#11 - roses are red rohypnol is white that's why your mine … 02/15/2012 on The Title +5
#99 - She's also starring in a new movie called, The Bodybag 02/12/2012 on RIP WHITNEY HOUSTON +6
#6 - Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red …  [+] (15 new replies) 02/09/2012 on Short Valentine's Day Comp. OC +8
User avatar #10 - gladiator (02/09/2012) [-]
okay you win, i dont think i know any more.
User avatar #16 - kanaka (02/10/2012) [-]
Roses are red
Your pussy is too
I just bought a box of condoms
So bitch what it do?
#18 - akatashi (02/10/2012) [-]
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
In Soviet Russia,
Poem write you.


Deal with it.
User avatar #25 - thephantur (02/10/2012) [-]
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have a gun
Get in the van.

User avatar #44 - ryuuk (02/10/2012) [-]
roses are tits
violets are tits
i like tits
tits
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User avatar #85 - thenamecreator (02/25/2012) [-]
Sorry Pepsi, my friends kind of a prick... I dont know when he got access to my account but i can assure you I never posted either of those... I am not gay btw, I dont even remember making this poetry which I agree is shit... I will consult this with him tomorrow and Im changing my password now. Im thumbing you back up though :P
#87 - pepsipong has deleted their comment.
User avatar #88 - thenamecreator (02/25/2012) [-]
I deleted the Comments he made.
I think we're alright.
User avatar #86 - thenamecreator (02/25/2012) [-]
The account I made him is xxdarkmassxx if you want to go flame him. Please do.
#60 - anonymous (02/10/2012) [-]
Wow. Possibly the worst poems I've ever read. EVER.

Are you drunk or do you just have downs syndrome?
#82 - thenamecreator has deleted their comment.
#4 - And the classic Roses are red Violets are blue …  [+] (17 new replies) 02/09/2012 on Short Valentine's Day Comp. OC +6
User avatar #5 - gladiator (02/09/2012) [-]
roses are grey
violets are grey
i'm a dog
#6 - paulm (02/09/2012) [-]
Roses are red
Violets are red
The grass is red
SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!!
User avatar #10 - gladiator (02/09/2012) [-]
okay you win, i dont think i know any more.
User avatar #16 - kanaka (02/10/2012) [-]
Roses are red
Your pussy is too
I just bought a box of condoms
So bitch what it do?
#18 - akatashi (02/10/2012) [-]
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
In Soviet Russia,
Poem write you.


Deal with it.
User avatar #25 - thephantur (02/10/2012) [-]
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have a gun
Get in the van.

User avatar #44 - ryuuk (02/10/2012) [-]
roses are tits
violets are tits
i like tits
tits
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User avatar #85 - thenamecreator (02/25/2012) [-]
Sorry Pepsi, my friends kind of a prick... I dont know when he got access to my account but i can assure you I never posted either of those... I am not gay btw, I dont even remember making this poetry which I agree is shit... I will consult this with him tomorrow and Im changing my password now. Im thumbing you back up though :P
#87 - pepsipong has deleted their comment.
User avatar #88 - thenamecreator (02/25/2012) [-]
I deleted the Comments he made.
I think we're alright.
User avatar #86 - thenamecreator (02/25/2012) [-]
The account I made him is xxdarkmassxx if you want to go flame him. Please do.
#60 - anonymous (02/10/2012) [-]
Wow. Possibly the worst poems I've ever read. EVER.

Are you drunk or do you just have downs syndrome?
#82 - thenamecreator has deleted their comment.
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