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Date Signed Up:11/05/2009
Last Login:8/21/2014
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#6 - Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red …  [+] (15 new replies) 02/09/2012 on Short Valentine's Day Comp. OC +8
User avatar #10 - gladiator (02/09/2012) [-]
okay you win, i dont think i know any more.
User avatar #16 - kanaka (02/10/2012) [-]
Roses are red
Your pussy is too
I just bought a box of condoms
So bitch what it do?
#18 - akatashi (02/10/2012) [-]
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
In Soviet Russia,
Poem write you.


Deal with it.
User avatar #25 - thephantur (02/10/2012) [-]
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have a gun
Get in the van.

User avatar #44 - ryuuk (02/10/2012) [-]
roses are tits
violets are tits
i like tits
tits
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User avatar #85 - thenamecreator (02/25/2012) [-]
Sorry Pepsi, my friends kind of a prick... I dont know when he got access to my account but i can assure you I never posted either of those... I am not gay btw, I dont even remember making this poetry which I agree is shit... I will consult this with him tomorrow and Im changing my password now. Im thumbing you back up though :P
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User avatar #88 - thenamecreator (02/25/2012) [-]
I deleted the Comments he made.
I think we're alright.
User avatar #86 - thenamecreator (02/25/2012) [-]
The account I made him is xxdarkmassxx if you want to go flame him. Please do.
#60 - anonymous (02/10/2012) [-]
Wow. Possibly the worst poems I've ever read. EVER.

Are you drunk or do you just have downs syndrome?
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#4 - And the classic Roses are red Violets are blue …  [+] (17 new replies) 02/09/2012 on Short Valentine's Day Comp. OC +6
User avatar #5 - gladiator (02/09/2012) [-]
roses are grey
violets are grey
i'm a dog
#6 - paulm (02/09/2012) [-]
Roses are red
Violets are red
The grass is red
SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!!
User avatar #10 - gladiator (02/09/2012) [-]
okay you win, i dont think i know any more.
User avatar #16 - kanaka (02/10/2012) [-]
Roses are red
Your pussy is too
I just bought a box of condoms
So bitch what it do?
#18 - akatashi (02/10/2012) [-]
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
In Soviet Russia,
Poem write you.


Deal with it.
User avatar #25 - thephantur (02/10/2012) [-]
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have a gun
Get in the van.

User avatar #44 - ryuuk (02/10/2012) [-]
roses are tits
violets are tits
i like tits
tits
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User avatar #85 - thenamecreator (02/25/2012) [-]
Sorry Pepsi, my friends kind of a prick... I dont know when he got access to my account but i can assure you I never posted either of those... I am not gay btw, I dont even remember making this poetry which I agree is shit... I will consult this with him tomorrow and Im changing my password now. Im thumbing you back up though :P
#87 - pepsipong has deleted their comment.
User avatar #88 - thenamecreator (02/25/2012) [-]
I deleted the Comments he made.
I think we're alright.
User avatar #86 - thenamecreator (02/25/2012) [-]
The account I made him is xxdarkmassxx if you want to go flame him. Please do.
#60 - anonymous (02/10/2012) [-]
Wow. Possibly the worst poems I've ever read. EVER.

Are you drunk or do you just have downs syndrome?
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#522 - Craig Charles FTW 02/03/2012 on Who remembers this awesome... +7
#266 - Kingdom Hearts was the only game that ever made me cry 01/08/2012 on Idiot Nerd Girl Comp 1 +2
#15 - Comment deleted 01/06/2012 on Haha Girl! +2
#117 - She used her teeth. P.S. Happy New Year from Scotland! 01/01/2012 on Birthmarks 0
#83 - got one just at my heart and one on my cheek 12/30/2011 on come at me bro. 0
#56 - You are not alone 12/27/2011 on I hope they ALL step on legos! +4
#14 - You are not alone FIVE!! 12/23/2011 on Clubs +10
#11 - Bitch Please 12/23/2011 on After Morbidchannel +8
#11 - Things you would never knowingly say.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/23/2011 on Oh the horror +19
#12 - WOOOOOT has deleted their comment.
#12 - "Those were the days"  [+] (3 new replies) 12/17/2011 on WINcest part 2 +332
#118 - theftbkid (12/18/2011) [-]
#25 - Butt Nuggit (12/17/2011) [-]
LOL
User avatar #13 - MaelRadec (12/17/2011) [-]
eeyup
#4 - Things the Daily Mail say causes cancer: Facebook, Wine, A …  [+] (4 new replies) 12/15/2011 on Hotdogs +18
#104 - breakfastlunch (12/16/2011) [-]
Well, then, OP must have terminal cancer
User avatar #74 - RisenLichen (12/16/2011) [-]
i also heard pomegranates cause cancer
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#7 - anonymous (12/15/2011) [-]
The Daily Mail is rubbish anyway.
#13 - And i STILL can't find waldo!!! 12/15/2011 on Epic Zoomception +4
#8 - Neither do we  [+] (1 new reply) 12/14/2011 on FAG +16
#17 - mcfluotist has deleted their comment.
#5 - My mind is full of FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!! 12/13/2011 on every damn time 0
#7 - Blessed Five! 12/09/2011 on funny clean joke 0
#110 - I would name him after this magnificent bastard. 12/09/2011 on you want you lose +3
#25 - Technically speaking a drake is a male dragon. Only females… 12/09/2011 on They learn different... 0
#24 - Case in point: Ulfric Stormcloak … 12/09/2011 on They learn different... +1
#104 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 12/09/2011 on Skyrim LVL 100 (read... -2
#109 - aurelius (12/09/2011) [-]
#101 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 12/09/2011 on Skyrim LVL 100 (read... -2
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#109 - aurelius (12/09/2011) [-]
#28 - Scottish and feel the same way bro.  [+] (9 new replies) 12/08/2011 on what should i do today +4
#74 - thegamegestapo (12/08/2011) [-]
'cause Britain is just to English
User avatar #96 - MyGrassIsPossessed (12/08/2011) [-]
Hurricane Bawbag? ;D
User avatar #97 - thegamegestapo (12/08/2011) [-]
First Hurricane Hamish and now this? Global warming, eh?
User avatar #98 - MyGrassIsPossessed (12/08/2011) [-]
Aye, but you have to admit, the name is amazing :D At this rate, we may be running out of witty names D:
User avatar #99 - thegamegestapo (12/08/2011) [-]
Hurricane Bagpipes may be next though. Always look on [the slightly less damp and dull] side of life.
User avatar #100 - MyGrassIsPossessed (12/08/2011) [-]
True dat :) Although, I was kinda disappointed at the weather today because people said we might get something called thundersnow that is as awesome as it sounds, but it didn't happen :(
User avatar #101 - thegamegestapo (12/08/2011) [-]
Me too now! What's thundersnow?
User avatar #102 - MyGrassIsPossessed (12/08/2011) [-]
It's a thunderstorm, but instead of rain, it's snow :D And you get 2 - 4 inches PER HOUR. But it's really rare and then it didn't happen :(
#103 - thegamegestapo (12/08/2011) [-]
#46 - it's her pulling her sunglasses down 12/06/2011 on On the beach +7
#940 - My mounted katana Oh ****  [+] (1 new reply) 11/25/2011 on Wtf america 0
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