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#27 - He's a lot more badass than most people think.  [+] (2 new replies) 11/25/2012 on Dem pantaloons 0
#33 - masarua (11/25/2012) [-]
Agreed. Freaking sound manipulation! I mean like, he could make your brain explode with sound.
#34 - paulm (11/25/2012) [-]
I know. I mean, he was able to equal the guy controlling ice and he can FREAKIN' FLY using it. I don't see any of the others flying. I mean, I know he's just bouncing about in the air but that's flying as for as I'm concerned.
#26 - ****** Yuuki. "Eye for an eye. A tooth for a tooth…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/25/2012 on Dem pantaloons 0
#27 - paulm (11/25/2012) [-]
He's a lot more badass than most people think.
#33 - masarua (11/25/2012) [-]
Agreed. Freaking sound manipulation! I mean like, he could make your brain explode with sound.
#34 - paulm (11/25/2012) [-]
I know. I mean, he was able to equal the guy controlling ice and he can FREAKIN' FLY using it. I don't see any of the others flying. I mean, I know he's just bouncing about in the air but that's flying as for as I'm concerned.
#3 - Not really my thing but I see how many people actually like it… 11/07/2012 on Songs today 0
#254 - All right but I'm working class. Still. Remarkable. 11/05/2012 on mind... 0
#18 - Libra is like First Metalhead (old school stuff from the 70's … 10/21/2012 on Metal Zodiac +2
#128 - Link in description. 10/21/2012 on Mind=Blown 0
#81 - 9 inch deep cut into my chest with a TV remote (how does that … 09/26/2012 on How Fucked Are You? +1
#16 - Hmm. I think I'm gonna put this metal bar right ......here. 09/25/2012 on Epic Image +313
#8 - The kind of OK sign she's making with her hand is actually use…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/12/2012 on One Piece Flag Challenge... 0
User avatar #9 - thicilla (09/12/2012) [-]
i know, but its still missing.
#51 - Thank you very much. I don't know why I haven't got round to w… 08/21/2012 on Anime Mot Posters 602 +1
#49 - Then will you kindly tell me what anime this is from please? 08/21/2012 on Anime Mot Posters 602 +1
#46 - May I ask what anime this is from?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/21/2012 on Anime Mot Posters 602 +1
User avatar #96 - sgtxmcmuffin (08/22/2012) [-]
Dude Highscool of the Dead! really great plot i mean its amazing i love the plot such great plot definetly no boobs.
#15 - I think we can all agree. If those kills had points given for … 08/20/2012 on Well fuck me... +2
#6 - And that guy as well. The man's a ****** saint.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/20/2012 on Well fuck me... +8
User avatar #14 - bitchplzzz (08/20/2012) [-]
But then he killed the killers killer. S.O.B.
#15 - paulm (08/20/2012) [-]
I think we can all agree. If those kills had points given for them, Hitler would be by far at the top of the list.
#9 - Is it just me or does the second from the right's head look li… 08/19/2012 on Baby bunnies +1
#38 - I heard that it was a high blood pressure thing. 08/15/2012 on random anime logic 0
#75 - Am I the only one that thinks the cat looks like L? 08/12/2012 on My Cat Sits Weirdly +2
#57 - Anyone know the last one?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/10/2012 on Visual Novel Comp. 0
User avatar #66 - geobeo (08/10/2012) [-]
fate/stay night
#12 - I now love you for posting a picture from that movie. 08/04/2012 on Agony 0
#96 - Movie: The Shawshank Redemption Song: Rise Against - … 08/04/2012 on Happens all the time! 0
#12 - Now that one is the best I've heard yet. You sir are awesome. … 08/03/2012 on TED. +1
#8 - Thanks man. Yours is pretty damn good as well. Have a nice day… 08/03/2012 on TED. +3
#6 - The version I got was: Jack and Jill went up the hill …  [+] (6 new replies) 08/03/2012 on TED. +33
#11 - luckoftheroll (08/03/2012) [-]
As learned on a elementary school bus ride.
jack and jill went up a hill to smoke some marijuana
jack got high, unzipped his fly and asked jill "do you wanna?"
jill said yes undid her dress and did the hanky-panky
stupid jill forgot her pill and out came baby franky.
#64 - marchingband (08/04/2012) [-]
i heard it:

jack and jill went up a hill to smoke some marijuana
jack got high, unzipped his fly and asked jill "do you wanna?"
jill said yes undid her dress and then they had some fun
stupid jill forgot her pill and now they have a son.
User avatar #19 - firinmalazor (08/03/2012) [-]
I heard it as

Jack and Jill Went up the hill to smoke some marijuana
Jack got high unzipped his fly as said "Jill d'you wanna?"
Jill said yes, took off her dress, and they did the hanky panky
But Jill forgot to pop the pill and out popped little Franky

slight differences, but they make it a little funnier to me
#12 - paulm (08/03/2012) [-]
Now that one is the best I've heard yet. You sir are awesome. Have a nice night from Scotland.
#7 - fefe (08/03/2012) [-]
Jack and Jill went up the hill
To have a little fun
Stupid Jill, forgot her pill
And now they've got a son.

Mine rhymes ^-^
I like yours though.

#8 - paulm (08/03/2012) [-]
Thanks man. Yours is pretty damn good as well. Have a nice day from Scotland.
#126 - michelleyelleyo QuakinDuck There you both go. 08/03/2012 on Feels bad, man. +1
#143 - My current one. 07/20/2012 on He's Fucked +2

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