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Date Signed Up:11/05/2009
Last Login:12/20/2014
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Comment Ranking:#16297
Highest Content Rank:#28297
Highest Comment Rank:#5142
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Total Comments Made:571
FJ Points:2336

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#549 - ah well they tried to make her go to rehab but she sai… 07/24/2011 on Amy Winehouse 0
#9 - if it's not one thing it's your mother 07/21/2011 on Ginny +16
#36 - *you 07/20/2011 on Fuck u camera 0
#35 - thumb for yo cause i read it in his voice ALL HAIL TH…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/20/2011 on Fuck u camera +2
#36 - paulm (07/20/2011) [-]
*you
#67 - OOOOHHHHH Splits 07/19/2011 on African Signs ! 0
#65 - **paulm rolls 0,840**  [+] (1 new reply) 07/19/2011 on African Signs ! 0
#67 - paulm (07/19/2011) [-]
OOOOHHHHH Splits
#64 - Comment deleted 07/19/2011 on African Signs ! 0
#9 - i still use my old tv ah well if it aint broke don't fix it 07/19/2011 on Me Gusta +1
#64 - Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers Th… 07/18/2011 on bad pickup line. +6
#14 - If she gave me a HUFFLEPUFF I'd gladly SLYTHERIN to her GRIFFI… 07/16/2011 on Huge Random Comp. +2
#38 - Yes, the line is "No Luke, I AM your father  [+] (1 new reply) 07/16/2011 on Comic Comp 0
User avatar #45 - ningyoaijin (07/16/2011) [-]
Actually, he just says "No, I am your father"... He never says Luke's name.
#80 - PROCRASTINATION I'll find a picture for it later 07/15/2011 on The truth about Steam +1
#87 - GLASGOW!!! I'm fae govan What part you fae  [+] (1 new reply) 07/12/2011 on Drunk google OC +1
#93 - takebiscuit (07/12/2011) [-]
im from Clydebank, see tbh FJ couldnt handle it if the Scots ran a mock :)
#217 - your apology is graciously accepted and i hope that this does … 07/11/2011 on I almost died 0
#182 - OBJECTION TO YOUR OBJECTION! i tell no word of lie and …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/11/2011 on I almost died +2
#205 - dyneso (07/11/2011) [-]
I aplogise my good sir. However the story was to similar that I had to declare shenaningans. Please accept my peace offering of a rather amusing yet unrelated picture
#217 - paulm (07/11/2011) [-]
your apology is graciously accepted and i hope that this does not happen again
P.S. here's a pic for you
#90 - i was once watching loads of porn on my laptop when my dad wal…  [+] (7 new replies) 07/11/2011 on I almost died +21
#157 - dyneso (07/11/2011) [-]
Objection!
You stole this from the scottish comedian Daniel Sloss.
Check out his set on Michael Macintyres Comedy Roadshow
Consider yourself lawyered!
#182 - paulm (07/11/2011) [-]
OBJECTION TO YOUR OBJECTION!

i tell no word of lie and put my hand on my heart and soul (i'm not ginger)
this actually happened to me one day last year and i know that Daniel Sloss said this and i saw the episode of MMCR and had a laugh with my father over this
I am no thief and i resent the accusations
#205 - dyneso (07/11/2011) [-]
I aplogise my good sir. However the story was to similar that I had to declare shenaningans. Please accept my peace offering of a rather amusing yet unrelated picture
#217 - paulm (07/11/2011) [-]
your apology is graciously accepted and i hope that this does not happen again
P.S. here's a pic for you
User avatar #150 - pwnagraphy (07/11/2011) [-]
my dad did that once, except later after practice we stopped at 7 11 and he came out and had bought me a playboy and said, "Pornhub has viruses, if you want a good site let me know"
#247 - raymarston (07/31/2011) [-]
Pornhub has viruses?!
User avatar #109 - pwnaged (07/11/2011) [-]
my dad would have told me to make sure my sisters didnt walk in on me watching any, and then listed a few websites.
#381 - what site 07/10/2011 on I lied Compilation [Real] 0
#96 - when i was 11 i had POKEMON CARDS, YU GI OH and DUEL MASTERS  [+] (1 new reply) 07/10/2011 on Nostalgia Comp +1
User avatar #124 - iliketrainsalot (07/10/2011) [-]
true that, bro
#42 - Comment deleted 07/01/2011 on Life +1
#23 - Comment deleted  [+] (3 new replies) 07/01/2011 on Life 0
#38 - anonymous Comment deleted by paulm
#42 - paulm Comment deleted by paulm
#25 - puggles Comment deleted by paulm
#26 - THEN **** OFF!!! 07/01/2011 on The Blind New Yorker +3
#159 - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWW YYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAA… 07/01/2011 on Why they are banned in the US +2
#128 - i am willing to bet that someone steals my story and doesn't g… 06/30/2011 on adult websites +18
#102 - TRUE STORY I was on my laptop once and i'd just finishe…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/30/2011 on adult websites +106
#111 - hattaz (06/30/2011) [-]
Your dad
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#128 - paulm (06/30/2011) [-]
i am willing to bet that someone steals my story and doesn't give creds
#87 - obviously you have never sen my mum i mean she's a nobl… 06/28/2011 on This kid is not gay. +7
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