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#301 - Could you use my name in your next comic. Please 10/16/2011 on Tumblr War part 2 0
#268 - Greatest. Thread. Ever.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/16/2011 on boobs +2
User avatar #270 - superkitteh (10/16/2011) [-]
Someone needs to make a .gif of it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9eGtyqz4gY
#265 - I'll be off, Azeroth Catch you later Hyrule I'll be gone…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/16/2011 on boobs +3
User avatar #266 - superkitteh (10/16/2011) [-]
Other crap filled the gap
While I waited to begin...
The adventure of my life
in the land of Skyrim!
#268 - paulm (10/16/2011) [-]
Greatest.
Thread.
Ever.
User avatar #270 - superkitteh (10/16/2011) [-]
Someone needs to make a .gif of it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9eGtyqz4gY
#258 - Time is nigh, I must fly!  [+] (5 new replies) 10/16/2011 on boobs +3
User avatar #263 - superkitteh (10/16/2011) [-]
Venture forth on my quest!
Goodbye ma
Goodbye pa
And goodbye girlfriends breasts!
#265 - paulm (10/16/2011) [-]
I'll be off, Azeroth
Catch you later Hyrule
I'll be gone Albion
I'm no longer your fool!
User avatar #266 - superkitteh (10/16/2011) [-]
Other crap filled the gap
While I waited to begin...
The adventure of my life
in the land of Skyrim!
#268 - paulm (10/16/2011) [-]
Greatest.
Thread.
Ever.
User avatar #270 - superkitteh (10/16/2011) [-]
Someone needs to make a .gif of it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9eGtyqz4gY
#49 - did you say "DO MINE EYES TELL ME LIES"  [+] (7 new replies) 10/16/2011 on boobs +4
User avatar #215 - superkitteh (10/16/2011) [-]
A new elder scrolls game!?
#258 - paulm (10/16/2011) [-]
Time is nigh, I must fly!
User avatar #263 - superkitteh (10/16/2011) [-]
Venture forth on my quest!
Goodbye ma
Goodbye pa
And goodbye girlfriends breasts!
#265 - paulm (10/16/2011) [-]
I'll be off, Azeroth
Catch you later Hyrule
I'll be gone Albion
I'm no longer your fool!
User avatar #266 - superkitteh (10/16/2011) [-]
Other crap filled the gap
While I waited to begin...
The adventure of my life
in the land of Skyrim!
#268 - paulm (10/16/2011) [-]
Greatest.
Thread.
Ever.
User avatar #270 - superkitteh (10/16/2011) [-]
Someone needs to make a .gif of it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9eGtyqz4gY
#12 - could you put my name in as well? 10/15/2011 on Operation Tumblr Tango Delta 0
#75 - The Black Katana 10/15/2011 on Don't you hate it when this... +2
#311 - Picture 10/14/2011 on FJ Gaming Thread 0
#309 - golden sun(GBA personal favourite) Fusion Dragon  [+] (1 new reply) 10/14/2011 on FJ Gaming Thread 0
#311 - paulm (10/14/2011) [-]
#33 - tell your friend that he is awesome 10/10/2011 on Jehovas Witness 0
#564 - **paulm rolls 5,921** 10/09/2011 on FJ Universe 2 0
#561 - **paulm rolls 8,590** 10/09/2011 on FJ Universe 2 0
#10 - *jehovies 10/09/2011 on Jehovas Witness +1
#9 - Whenever jahovies come to my door and knock i get my specially…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/09/2011 on Jehovas Witness +2
#13 - bosman (10/10/2011) [-]
My friend wants to get a goat's head hat and answer the door saying "Hail Satan!" as if it were a common greeting like "hello".
#33 - paulm (10/10/2011) [-]
tell your friend that he is awesome
#10 - paulm (10/09/2011) [-]
*jehovies
#39 - i don't mind things like ghouls and general zombie like things… 10/08/2011 on Not true story +2
#33 - dont mean to sound uneducated but why post those symbol things  [+] (2 new replies) 10/02/2011 on Party hard +1
User avatar #86 - Marker (10/03/2011) [-]
They're called QR codes, find a decoder online and scan them using the image URLs, each one has a different message, they're meant to fuck with people who don't get it.
#36 - MrFunnyFeeling (10/02/2011) [-]
#134 - what was Scar called before he got the scar?  [+] (3 new replies) 10/02/2011 on The Saddest Part In Lion King +12
#176 - milkmyoneudder (10/02/2011) [-]
User avatar #164 - blackblaze (10/02/2011) [-]
Taka.
#141 - rainbowhyperion (10/02/2011) [-]
#1801 - ohhhh this one'll be hard but we'll have to do this some other… 09/29/2011 on American vs British 0
#1799 - sure just give me a topic  [+] (2 new replies) 09/29/2011 on American vs British 0
User avatar #1800 - dehymenator (09/29/2011) [-]
now that the old one is over i cant think of something i care enough about...Fuck.
#1801 - paulm (09/29/2011) [-]
ohhhh this one'll be hard but we'll have to do this some other time, got to go to theatre bye until we argue again
#1797 - then i am sorry and i withdraw my previous comment i must've g…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/29/2011 on American vs British 0
User avatar #1798 - dehymenator (09/29/2011) [-]
getting there wana keep arguing?
#1799 - paulm (09/29/2011) [-]
sure just give me a topic
User avatar #1800 - dehymenator (09/29/2011) [-]
now that the old one is over i cant think of something i care enough about...Fuck.
#1801 - paulm (09/29/2011) [-]
ohhhh this one'll be hard but we'll have to do this some other time, got to go to theatre bye until we argue again
#1795 - thank you for not taking offense and i admit you are probably … 09/29/2011 on American vs British +1
#1794 - the first proper MG was invented by a frenchman  [+] (6 new replies) 09/29/2011 on American vs British 0
User avatar #1796 - dehymenator (09/29/2011) [-]
hiram maxim was american and he was the fist to develop the recoil opperated machine gun in 1882.
#1797 - paulm (09/29/2011) [-]
then i am sorry and i withdraw my previous comment i must've gotten my sources mixed up(i am not an organised man)

SIDE NOTE:Could this possibly be the longest thread ever on FJ.
User avatar #1798 - dehymenator (09/29/2011) [-]
getting there wana keep arguing?
#1799 - paulm (09/29/2011) [-]
sure just give me a topic
User avatar #1800 - dehymenator (09/29/2011) [-]
now that the old one is over i cant think of something i care enough about...Fuck.
#1801 - paulm (09/29/2011) [-]
ohhhh this one'll be hard but we'll have to do this some other time, got to go to theatre bye until we argue again
#3 - Hate to sound uneducated but may I ask. What does inb4 stand for?  [+] (2 new replies) 09/28/2011 on how long minutes feel like 0
#6 - lolwutlolwut (09/28/2011) [-]
International Negro Base 4
#5 - justthisonepost (09/28/2011) [-]
Sound it out smart guy.
#1765 - well then i am sorry if i offended you but i too have been aro…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/28/2011 on American vs British 0
User avatar #1789 - cuntpunter (09/29/2011) [-]
No offense taken. This seems to be the general view of America around the world. While some Americans might be more vocal about it patriotism, we are actually much more accepting of others cultures than most countries I've been to. Hell, half of our population are immigrants to the US, and half of them are illegal.
I would honestly say the most "patriotic"(for lack of a better word in this instance) are the English. This goes back to the start of this thread. Every Englishman I've ever met is under the impression that every Englishman is perfect, simply because they are English. Anyone other than an Englishman is wrong from birth, plain and simple. They may not be as vocal about it as some other counties, but they are by far the most arrogant, and intolerant about it. Hell, you live next door to the limey bastards!! I'm sure you've seen it even more than I have. Then again, maybe not, as every time I am there, I get treated as a rabid, vicious, caveman who had the misfortune of being born in America. And I have been told that, almost word for word.
#1795 - paulm (09/29/2011) [-]
thank you for not taking offense and i admit you are probably right about the English being "patriotic"(sarcasm). I just speak from my experiences.
Every Englishman legitimately thinks (and i have been told this word for word) that "All Scots wear kilts and eat haggis neps and tatties for breakfast lunch and dinner, all the same thay are. Every one of 'em goes about shaggin' their sheep and cummin in their sisters."(As said by a Londoner in a bar before he heard my Scottish accent, after which he shut the fuck up)
#1756 - i agree and am happy we've come to peaceful conclusion and tho…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/28/2011 on American vs British 0
User avatar #1757 - cuntpunter (09/28/2011) [-]
Have to disagree there. I've been all over the world, spent a lot of time in other countries, and every country has their own share of die hard patriots. The media in other countries make America seem that way, but it is just a small population that is truly like that.
It amazes me the bad press that America gets in other parts of the world. We are all not gun toting, fat, lazy, self righteous assholes with an American flag wrapped around ourselves. For the most part, Americans are just like every other county I have been to.
#1765 - paulm (09/28/2011) [-]
well then i am sorry if i offended you but i too have been around many countries and in my experience Americans have to be at the top of the extremists chart but once again, i am not generalising, i am just speaking of my experience
User avatar #1789 - cuntpunter (09/29/2011) [-]
No offense taken. This seems to be the general view of America around the world. While some Americans might be more vocal about it patriotism, we are actually much more accepting of others cultures than most countries I've been to. Hell, half of our population are immigrants to the US, and half of them are illegal.
I would honestly say the most "patriotic"(for lack of a better word in this instance) are the English. This goes back to the start of this thread. Every Englishman I've ever met is under the impression that every Englishman is perfect, simply because they are English. Anyone other than an Englishman is wrong from birth, plain and simple. They may not be as vocal about it as some other counties, but they are by far the most arrogant, and intolerant about it. Hell, you live next door to the limey bastards!! I'm sure you've seen it even more than I have. Then again, maybe not, as every time I am there, I get treated as a rabid, vicious, caveman who had the misfortune of being born in America. And I have been told that, almost word for word.
#1795 - paulm (09/29/2011) [-]
thank you for not taking offense and i admit you are probably right about the English being "patriotic"(sarcasm). I just speak from my experiences.
Every Englishman legitimately thinks (and i have been told this word for word) that "All Scots wear kilts and eat haggis neps and tatties for breakfast lunch and dinner, all the same thay are. Every one of 'em goes about shaggin' their sheep and cummin in their sisters."(As said by a Londoner in a bar before he heard my Scottish accent, after which he shut the fuck up)
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